so tell me honestly whats all this discordianism about anyways. I like Roaches and I like making roaches but whats it all mean. REally
No REALLY
can i preeze be discordian too (even though im not that fond of polka, sorry but i got my limits)
:bacon:
but bacon is aids
you seen starr lately?
i know everyone, details im a bit fuzzy on
Discordianism is about knitting, and you can't be a Discordian until you knit me a slanket.
Also.
:bacon:
i thought it was quilting
I see that bacon is working overtime shifts this weekend.
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:03:23 AM
so tell me honestly whats all this discordianism about anyways. I like Roaches and I like making roaches but whats it all mean. REally
No REALLY
can i preeze be discordian too (even though im not that fond of polka, sorry but i got my limits)
this is where I really need that Penn Gilette gif.
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:03:23 AM
so tell me honestly whats all this discordianism about anyways. I like Roaches and I like making roaches but whats it all mean. REally
No REALLY
can i preeze be discordian too (even though im not that fond of polka, sorry but i got my limits)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/stoppostingdc6.gif)
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 03, 2009, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:03:23 AM
so tell me honestly whats all this discordianism about anyways. I like Roaches and I like making roaches but whats it all mean. REally
No REALLY
can i preeze be discordian too (even though im not that fond of polka, sorry but i got my limits)
this is where I really need that Penn Gilette gif.
(http://omglol.kerrolisaa.com/1/8186.gif)
Enjoy!
thanks for the assist!
SUPERPAYNE!
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/pylot_mantis/retard-1.jpg)
TO THE RESCUE!
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:03:23 AM
so tell me honestly whats all this discordianism about anyways. I like Roaches and I like making roaches but whats it all mean. REally
No REALLY
can i preeze be discordian too (even though im not that fond of polka, sorry but i got my limits)
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/giz-1.png)
oh geez guys i didnt realise i was so sexy that you would jizz on your screen after reading my words.
awesome
now settle down you rambunctious lot,
I see now you dont even know what it means to be a disco accordion.
I can teach you but you will have to learn
(http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/5529/0/STFU_and_GTFO.ashx)
:piss:
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 04:16:15 PM
oh geez guys i didnt realise i was so sexy that you would jizz on your screen after reading my words.
awesome
now settle down you rambunctious lot,
I see now you dont even know what it means to be a disco accordion.
I can teach you but you will have to learn
:bacon:
obviously you cant take a joke
what ev
you know if your not even gonna try to insult me
just ignore me ill probably get banned today
especially after posting those photos your mom keeps sending me
:bacon:
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 04:32:45 PM
obviously you cant take a joke
what ev
you know if your not even gonna try to insult me
just ignore me ill probably get banned today
especially after posting those photos your mom keeps sending me
(http://www.djangowexler.com/images/stfu.jpg)
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 04:32:45 PM
obviously you cant take a joke
what ev
you know if your not even gonna try to insult me
just ignore me ill probably get banned today
especially after posting those photos your mom keeps sending me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls
Payne, we really have to find where these fuckbats come from and nuke the fuck out of the joint.
It gets fucking old.
Yatto. I think it was.
He directs them here.
Though it could be Enki. I feel the same overwhelming antipathy for them both, so I don't particularly care if I got that wrong.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2820969099_ffe3980dd5.jpg)
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 05:37:34 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2820969099_ffe3980dd5.jpg)
:bacon:
bacon?
so no one here can tell me what discordianism is all about
are you guys for real
oh well
i guess i should law down the law
teach you how to do it right
just gimme a minute
maybe tomorrow
Quote from: Novatore on May 04, 2009, 04:46:43 AM
so no one here can tell me what discordianism is all about
are you guys for real
oh well
i guess i should law down the law
teach you how to do it right
just gimme a minute
maybe tomorrow
not today cuz
my balls got
cancer
fin
You lay down that law, Novatore. See how many followers you get.
Bacon will be your follower!
Please love me!
\
:bacon:
:lulz:
Follow these steps and you will be a true discordian:
1. Wait until the 5th tuesday of the month at 5:23 PM
2. Stand naked in a condemned house.
3. Rub bull urine into your hair and cow shit on your genitals
4. Walk in a counterclockwise circle slowly while chanting "I am the walrus". Do this 19 times.
5. Staple 5 one dollar bills with "FNORD" written on them to the nearest telephone pole.
You will then achieve enlightenment and be a true discordian.
or not.
Shhhhhh! Don't give away Level 3 secrets!!
Dammit.
HOW TO BE COME A REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN FOR REALNESS (REALLY).
1. Do a web search for "Discordian".
2. Register at the first message board you come across.
3. Do NOT read any of the posts or threads there.
4. Make a post containing the following words or phrases: "Pineal", "23", "fnord", "Gulik", "sink", "Hail Eris!", "2012", "cabbage", and "Kallisti".
5. Become offended when nobody finds you original or interesting, and accuse them all of being "greyfaced".
Quote from: LMNO on May 05, 2009, 01:09:13 PM
HOW TO BE COME A REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN FOR REALNESS (REALLY).
1. Do a web search for "Discordian".
2. Register at the first message board you come across.
3. Do NOT read any of the posts or threads there.
4. Make a post containing the following words or phrases: "Pineal", "23", "fnord", "Gulik", "sink", "Hail Eris!", "2012", "cabbage", and "Kallisti".
5. Become offended when nobody finds you original or interesting, and accuse them all of being "greyfaced".
:potd:
its not working got any more suggestions?
Oh, no. It's working fine. You have made it very clear that you are a Really Real Discordian, Really.
LMNO i thought i was just aspiring to be that prick. No... i fail [GLEE]
(http://www.gapingvoid.com/fail444456-thumb.jpg)
I think you have that covered too. Don't worry.
opps thought the picture was smaller
have to fix that....
posting a super large image in a thread:
intentional dickery, or just being ignorant of local customs?
YOU BE THE JUDGE
/
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/mustachepipe.gif)
put it in a box like this:
[img height=200]http://www.gapingvoid.com/fail444456-thumb.jpg[/img]
edit: ah, you got it. :thumb:
i fixed it as soon as i saw
Quote from: Cramulus on May 05, 2009, 07:01:57 PM
YOU BE THE JUDGE
/
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/mustachepipe.gif)
New emote.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 03, 2009, 02:54:54 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 03, 2009, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:03:23 AM
so tell me honestly whats all this discordianism about anyways. I like Roaches and I like making roaches but whats it all mean. REally
No REALLY
can i preeze be discordian too (even though im not that fond of polka, sorry but i got my limits)
this is where I really need that Penn Gilette gif.
(http://omglol.kerrolisaa.com/1/8186.gif)
Enjoy!
I love this gif. Borrowing it.
ahh Roger used to use that as an avatar. good times, great oldies.
Roger? I thought it was MS? Or maybe he just sort of looks like MS ..