http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/06/17/2008-06-17_thonged_in_the_eye_by_dainties_she_claim.html
A 52-year-old California woman is suing lingerie giant Victoria's Secret, charging she was hit in the eye by a decorative metallic object that flew off a thong she was trying on.
Macrida Patterson, a traffic officer for the Los Angeles Department of Transportation, claims her cornea was severely damaged in the underwear mishap.
:lulz:
What a stupid bitch. 52 years old and doesn't know how to put on underwear without breaking her face? I'm looking forward to the Darwin Awards this year.
This situation serves as a bleak reminder that at any day you could be struck in the jugular by an errant pasty.
I'm afraid to wear underwear now because of this story. My quality of life has declined and my labia are chafed. I'm suing NY Daily News for printing it.
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.
*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.
*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*
Why should that stop you?
Also :lulz: at OP. I KNEW that womens clothing was dangerous! I KNEW IT!
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.
*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*
Just copy/paste your report, but substitute references to your team with 'a friend of mine'.
This is exactly why 52 year old women shouldn't wear thongs.
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?
Quote from: LMNO on June 23, 2008, 02:43:58 PM
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?
Victoria's Secret has a weird habit of turning thongs into charm bracelets for the cooch.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 23, 2008, 02:48:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 23, 2008, 02:43:58 PM
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?
Victoria's Secret has a weird habit of turning thongs into charm bracelets for the cooch.
No other statement I read today will top this. :lulz:
Quote from: Richter on June 23, 2008, 03:34:03 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 23, 2008, 02:48:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 23, 2008, 02:43:58 PM
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?
Victoria's Secret has a weird habit of turning thongs into charm bracelets for the cooch.
No other statement I read today will top this. :lulz:
No other experience you have today will compare to the realization that your naughty bits JINGLE when you walk. :eek:
-DC
Stopped shopping at VS a while back due to a frivolous desire to maintain self-respect
Okay, here's the question. What guy is going to linger long enough on the lingerie to examine the adornments? I mean, I think I'm not alone on this, but there's far more interesting treasure that lies beneath.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 23, 2008, 03:43:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on June 23, 2008, 03:34:03 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 23, 2008, 02:48:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 23, 2008, 02:43:58 PM
WHY ARE THERE SHARP METAL BITS IN WOMEN'S THONGS?
Victoria's Secret has a weird habit of turning thongs into charm bracelets for the cooch.
No other statement I read today will top this. :lulz:
No other experience you have today will compare to the realization that your naughty bits JINGLE when you walk. :eek:
-DC
Stopped shopping at VS a while back due to a frivolous desire to maintain self-respect
3 words: SEMI-ANNUAL SALE
Quote from: R.W.H.N? on June 23, 2008, 03:47:56 PMOkay, here's the question. What guy is going to linger long enough on the lingerie to examine the adornments? I mean, I think I'm not alone on this, but there's far more interesting treasure that lies beneath.
um, 's called foreplay? eye candy? of course the actual adornments themselves arent that important, it's how they look on whatever they're (barely) covering, but yeah, i can definitely stare at a well-adorned ass for a couple of minutes if it's trying to drive me crazy by moving in interesting ways (however it doesn't really need to jingle, IMO).
all depending on the mood of course, sometimes you just want to skip all that and ram it in right there and then.
Quote from: triple zero on June 23, 2008, 04:28:37 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N? on June 23, 2008, 03:47:56 PMOkay, here's the question. What guy is going to linger long enough on the lingerie to examine the adornments? I mean, I think I'm not alone on this, but there's far more interesting treasure that lies beneath.
um, 's called foreplay? eye candy? of course the actual adornments themselves arent that important, it's how they look on whatever they're (barely) covering, but yeah, i can definitely stare at a well-adorned ass for a couple of minutes if it's trying to drive me crazy by moving in interesting ways (however it doesn't really need to jingle, IMO).
all depending on the mood of course, sometimes you just want to skip all that and ram it in right there and then.
That is rather straight forward. :lol:
Men take note: on occasion, us ladyfolk put some effort into the underthings. At least pretend to appreciate it.
Although, to be honest, I mostly wear fun undies for me (though this might be a side effect of the prolonged singleness). I enjoy sitting places and thinking, "hot damn. These panties are awfully soft and comfy, and yet sexy as all hell. I am awesome. 8)" Beneath my mundane appearing exterior, I AM SECRETLY SEXY. I'm an undercover agent of sexy. It's great!
However, that means jingling tends to interfere with my stealth. I try to avoid it.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 23, 2008, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: triple zero on June 23, 2008, 04:28:37 PM
all depending on the mood of course, sometimes you just want to skip all that and ram it in right there and then.
That is rather straight forward. :lol:
it's true though, something i learned. women do not
always want foreplay. this is good information to know :)
Quote from: DCUPMen take note: on occasion, us ladyfolk put some effort into the underthings. At least pretend to appreciate it.
... if they need to pretend ... :-/
:postpics:
actually, I've always been rather fond of VC, though I have to agree some of their items are a bit...over the top...
000, your post is win. All you other menzes take note kthxbai
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 23, 2008, 04:32:16 PM
Although, to be honest, I mostly wear fun undies for me (though this might be a side effect of the prolonged singleness). I enjoy sitting places and thinking, "hot damn. These panties are awfully soft and comfy, and yet sexy as all hell. I am awesome. 8)" Beneath my mundane appearing exterior, I AM SECRETLY SEXY. I'm an undercover agent of sexy. It's great!
However, that means jingling tends to interfere with my stealth. I try to avoid it.
Now that you're in Cambridge, you seem to be the perfect candidate to pick up a pair of:
(http://www.mayflowerpoultry.com/All-pics-for-Pane400.jpg)
That's right, a "live poultry fresh killed" THONG.
And don't forget... I has 40% discount at VS stores ;-)
Quote from: triple zero on June 23, 2008, 04:28:37 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N? on June 23, 2008, 03:47:56 PMOkay, here's the question. What guy is going to linger long enough on the lingerie to examine the adornments? I mean, I think I'm not alone on this, but there's far more interesting treasure that lies beneath.
um, 's called foreplay? eye candy? of course the actual adornments themselves arent that important, it's how they look on whatever they're (barely) covering, but yeah, i can definitely stare at a well-adorned ass for a couple of minutes if it's trying to drive me crazy by moving in interesting ways (however it doesn't really need to jingle, IMO).
all depending on the mood of course, sometimes you just want to skip all that and ram it in right there and then.
foreplay can occur whilst nekkid. And for me, the realy eye candy is what lies beneath. I guess the whole lingerie thing doesn't do much for me personally.
it can happen while nakey, but I for one like to wear lingerie, and prefer foreplay over, through, or around(insert other prepositions here) lingerie. Every woman is different of course, but many women aren't comfortable with their bodies and feel uncomfortable naked, which would hinder the 'lovemakin process'. Or they just like to wear naughty things, because it's fun. :D
See, the Spice Rack never would've worked if she hadn't been naked.
:lulz:
Bumped for a fantastic thread of awesome.
I support this thread... cause this thread supports me :)
hey rat, is there any way you can impart your sweet discount unto us?
Cramulus,
it's strictly a comfort thing.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 23, 2008, 04:05:42 PM
hey rat, is there any way you can impart your sweet discount unto us?
Cramulus,
it's strictly a comfort thing.
Of course my man(?)... I get 40% discounts on gift cards too ;-)
niiiiiiiiiiiiice
Cramulus,
knows what someone's getting for XMas this year
My sister works at Vicky's, I must admit I DO enjoy the gift card discount. All I have to do is send her money and she sends me a card back worth 40% more than what I paid. :fap:
Quote from: Cramulus on October 23, 2008, 04:10:35 PM
niiiiiiiiiiiiice
Cramulus,
knows what someone's getting for XMas this year
What size are you?
:lulz:
Holy cannoli.
I want sweet Vicky's sexiness! Most of my undies are from H&M. :cry:
-DC
Also wants a cannoli, come to think of it.
Mmm, Cannolis.
I wear a lot of Vicky's undies, mostly in the Pink line though. Fuck rhinestones, just give me comfy panties in obnoxious colors.
*hot orange and blue stripes at the moment with a metallic gold logo on her ass!*
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 23, 2008, 04:20:54 PM
Holy cannoli.
I want sweet Vicky's sexiness! Most of my undies are from H&M. :cry:
-DC
Also wants a cannoli, come to think of it.
Ya know, I usually take dates on a VS shopping trip on the first or second date :wink:
ITT Rat instructs everyone in the ancient art of GETTING IN TEH PANTIES :lol:
Just a guess, but... One foot at a time?
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 23, 2008, 05:12:27 PM
ITT Rat instructs everyone in the ancient art of GETTING IN TEH PANTIES :lol:
That award goes to a friend of mine. He used to be the Webmaster for victoriassecret.com. We would go drinking at the local mall (also owned by our company) which is right next door to our corporation. He usually scored a new girl every night we'd go out by saying:
"Hi, I'm the webmaster for vs.com, mind if I see what kind of panties you're wearing?"
He usually had a few 'samples' that he'd pass out to cute girls...
Simply Masterful. :lulz:
The bras are what hooked me...*bows*
But srsly, the bras from there used to last forever. Of course, I abuse mine and don't hand-wash them.
Quote from: Jenne on October 23, 2008, 08:32:32 PM
The bras are what hooked me...*bows*
But srsly, the bras from there used to last forever. Of course, I abuse mine and don't hand-wash them.
We thank you for your support of our support ;-)
I cant' remember the last time I was in a VS. Too much pink everywhere.
-Badge,
gets all her crazy underwears at Nordy Rack. It's always an adventure!
VS doesn't make bras in my size. They are offended by my small boobies. :oops:
Fortunately, H&M DOES, their bras, so far as I can tell, have actually lasted longer than my old VS ones, and were only $12-$15 a pop.
There are sometimes redeeming factors to having itty bitty titties.
-DC
Also enjoys running, sleeping on her stomach, and bouncing on trampolines
DC: this is not meant to be offensive.
Do you actually need to wear a bra?
Quote from: Rabbi LMNO on October 23, 2008, 08:53:56 PM
DC: this is not meant to be offensive.
Do you actually need to wear a bra?
Yes. My nipples can be quite noticeable when they stand at attention! :p (And, for that matter, some of my nice dress shirts and such would chafe) Also, without a bra, I look like a small man-child. With a bra, I look like an adolescent female. It's not much, but I'll take what I can get. :lol:
But during the summer, I often go bra-less.
Well, on the plus side, now I'll spend the rest of the day thinking about your perky nipples.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 23, 2008, 08:56:01 PM
Quote from: Rabbi LMNO on October 23, 2008, 08:53:56 PM
DC: this is not meant to be offensive.
Do you actually need to wear a bra?
Yes. My nipples can be quite noticeable when they stand at attention! :p (And, for that matter, some of my nice dress shirts and such would chafe) Also, without a bra, I look like a small man-child. With a bra, I look like an adolescent female. It's not much, but I'll take what I can get. :lol:
But during the summer, I often go bra-less.
Damn it now my brain is fixated on Nipples with Cupcake icing.
Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size. Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.
Quote from: Rabbi LMNO on October 23, 2008, 08:58:21 PM
Well, on the plus side, now I'll spend the rest of the day thinking about your perky nipples.
They are a thing of glory! I actually want to pierce them, because if my titties are tiny, I think they're quite nice, and pierced nipples would be just so cute!
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 23, 2008, 08:59:39 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 23, 2008, 08:56:01 PM
Quote from: Rabbi LMNO on October 23, 2008, 08:53:56 PM
DC: this is not meant to be offensive.
Do you actually need to wear a bra?
Yes. My nipples can be quite noticeable when they stand at attention! :p (And, for that matter, some of my nice dress shirts and such would chafe) Also, without a bra, I look like a small man-child. With a bra, I look like an adolescent female. It's not much, but I'll take what I can get. :lol:
But during the summer, I often go bra-less.
Damn it now my brain is fixated on Nipples with Cupcake icing.
Well, this will be a good thing to discuss tonight.
The Boy: So, how was work today sweetie?
Me: Oh, you know, good. Boring, except where I contemplated frosting my nipples like cupcakes.
The Boy: *brain breaks*
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 23, 2008, 08:59:47 PM
Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size. Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.
And back pain! Outside of my lack of sexy cleavage, I am glad to not have back pain, or knee-boobs by age 30... :lol:
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 23, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 23, 2008, 08:59:47 PM
Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size. Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.
And back pain! Outside of my lack of sexy cleavage, I am glad to not have back pain, or knee-boobs by age 30... :lol:
I have to say, I think I've finally reached a point where sexy cleavage can be a nuisance. I love it, don't get me wrong, but sometimes I just don't want to look like a slut.. BOOBS, PLZ TO STAY IN SHIRT. THX.
Quote from: Eve on October 23, 2008, 10:39:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 23, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 23, 2008, 08:59:47 PM
Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size. Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.
And back pain! Outside of my lack of sexy cleavage, I am glad to not have back pain, or knee-boobs by age 30... :lol:
I have to say, I think I've finally reached a point where sexy cleavage can be a nuisance. I love it, don't get me wrong, but sometimes I just don't want to look like a slut.. BOOBS, PLZ TO STAY IN SHIRT. THX.
PLZ TO SHARE SOME OF UR BEWBS?
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2008, 10:47:08 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 23, 2008, 10:39:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 23, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 23, 2008, 08:59:47 PM
Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size. Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.
And back pain! Outside of my lack of sexy cleavage, I am glad to not have back pain, or knee-boobs by age 30... :lol:
I have to say, I think I've finally reached a point where sexy cleavage can be a nuisance. I love it, don't get me wrong, but sometimes I just don't want to look like a slut.. BOOBS, PLZ TO STAY IN SHIRT. THX.
PLZ TO SHARE SOME OF UR BEWBS?
SURE, SUU. WHICH PARTS YOU WANT?
Big boobs, small boobs, it doesn't matter. The end result is still :fap:
Reminds me of my ex who was 5 feet tall had size E boobs and couldn't see her feet.
Meh, I'm 35 and barely a B/C. Had 2 kids, not much but ass to spare to show for it. But I no longer buy VS bras anyhow. DC, I don't wear bras much when I can get away with it. BOB BLESS THE UNDERSHIRT!
Quote from: Suu on June 21, 2008, 05:26:55 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/06/17/2008-06-17_thonged_in_the_eye_by_dainties_she_claim.html
A 52-year-old California woman is suing lingerie giant Victoria's Secret, charging she was hit in the eye by a decorative metallic object that flew off a thong she was trying on.
Macrida Patterson, a traffic officer for the Los Angeles Department of Transportation, claims her cornea was severely damaged in the underwear mishap.
Product needs a label:
WARNING: Wearing of this underwear by old fat broads may cause decorative metallic objects to fucking you right in your eye. For God's sake, put it back and get some big white Grandma undies.
:postpics:
No pics of old fat broads though.
postong in EPOCH THREAD
boinki!
Quote from: The Dark Monk on October 24, 2008, 02:36:55 AM
Reminds me of my ex who was 5 feet tall had size E boobs and couldn't see her feet.
I know that feeling well. Im a 32E and i hate buying underwear, its really tricksy to find stuff in my size, let alone affordable and attractive.. also I'm 5ft3.
Quote from: Jenne on October 24, 2008, 04:15:02 AM
Meh, I'm 35 and barely a B/C. Had 2 kids, not much but ass to spare to show for it. But I no longer buy VS bras anyhow. DC, I don't wear bras much when I can get away with it. BOB BLESS THE UNDERSHIRT!
HAR! Good to see I'm consistent when these damned old threads get bumped.
*braless with 2 undershirts* And yes, I walked my kid to school and back like that. :lulz: TMI, but I guess I'm sometimes amazed at how shameless I am since I wasn't "blessed" with much to begin with, I just get away with what I can.
HATE BRAS
Quote from: Jenne on September 03, 2009, 05:31:53 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 24, 2008, 04:15:02 AM
Meh, I'm 35 and barely a B/C. Had 2 kids, not much but ass to spare to show for it. But I no longer buy VS bras anyhow. DC, I don't wear bras much when I can get away with it. BOB BLESS THE UNDERSHIRT!
HAR! Good to see I'm consistent when these damned old threads get bumped.
*braless with 2 undershirts* And yes, I walked my kid to school and back like that. :lulz: TMI, but I guess I'm sometimes amazed at how shameless I am since I wasn't "blessed" with much to begin with, I just get away with what I can.
HATE BRAS
i hate mine too, but I once went 3 weeks without one and trying to do physical work (post Glastonbury litterpicking) and I'm never doing that again. my back fucking HURT.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 03, 2009, 11:29:32 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on October 24, 2008, 02:36:55 AM
Reminds me of my ex who was 5 feet tall had size E boobs and couldn't see her feet.
I know that feeling well. Im a 32E and i hate buying underwear, its really tricksy to find stuff in my size, let alone affordable and attractive.. also I'm 5ft3.
I think my wife must be to an E by now. She's normally a DD, but she's preggers now and so they're ginormous! Unfortunately, for her AND me, they are sore and she's got morning sickness in a bad way.
Yes, Havent had any kids so far... I'm thingking my pregnancy bras (If i ever need em) would have to be constructed to order by engineers. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 03, 2009, 06:46:11 PM
Yes, Havent had any kids so far... I'm thingking my pregnancy bras (If i ever need em) would have to be constructed to order by engineers. :horrormirth:
You could just raid Jayne Mansfield's estate.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 03, 2009, 06:46:11 PM
Yes, Havent had any kids so far... I'm thingking my pregnancy bras (If i ever need em) would have to be constructed to order by engineers. :horrormirth:
You could just raid Jayne Mansfield's estate.
:lulz: ooh pointy 50's bewbs!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 03, 2009, 07:21:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 03, 2009, 06:46:11 PM
Yes, Havent had any kids so far... I'm thingking my pregnancy bras (If i ever need em) would have to be constructed to order by engineers. :horrormirth:
You could just raid Jayne Mansfield's estate.
:lulz: ooh pointy 50's bewbs!
:fap: :fap:
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 03, 2009, 07:21:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 03, 2009, 06:46:11 PM
Yes, Havent had any kids so far... I'm thingking my pregnancy bras (If i ever need em) would have to be constructed to order by engineers. :horrormirth:
You could just raid Jayne Mansfield's estate.
:lulz: ooh pointy behemothic 50's bewbs!
Fixed that for ya.
You could make a Spice Bench with those. :fap:
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.
*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*
Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?
I'm only a B/C cup after 3 kids, but I'm pretty sure it'll shrink back to A/B when I reach my goal weight. Which I'm only about eight pounds from now, and holding steady ever since I sprained my ankle.
I'd be at it by now if this sprain wasn't taking so damn long to heal.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 09:17:58 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 09:16:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 09:15:03 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 09:10:06 PM
but I'm pretty sure it'll shrink back to A/B
:x
Yeah, but I'll be able to wear all my cute clothes! And my knee won't hurt as much when I run!
But smaller boobs mean the terrorists win. :x
Fuck the terrorists!
I have decided I'm not going below 140, if that's any consolation. At 140 I was a solid B. That way I don't have to replace all of my VC bras.
Yes, I am 5'3" and yes, 140 is comfortably slim for me. I am apparently built "meaty".
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 09:20:48 PM
Fuck the terrorists!
Well, okay, but I'm gonna need a blindfold.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 09:20:48 PM
I have decided I'm not going below 140, if that's any consolation. At 140 I was a solid B. That way I don't have to replace all of my VC bras.
Yes, I am 5'3" and yes, 140 is comfortably slim for me. I am apparently built "meaty".
Cool, I don't dig the Auschwitz look.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 03, 2009, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.
*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*
Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AUU0-fX2tIA/R2PEJf8y-fI/AAAAAAAAACQ/W99AVESOIBg/s200/Copy%2Bof%2BZippedMouth.gif)
:cry:
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 03, 2009, 10:11:48 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 03, 2009, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.
*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*
Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AUU0-fX2tIA/R2PEJf8y-fI/AAAAAAAAACQ/W99AVESOIBg/s200/Copy%2Bof%2BZippedMouth.gif)
:cry:
Your job blows chunks. :argh!:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 10:13:02 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 03, 2009, 10:11:48 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 03, 2009, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 21, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.
*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*
Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AUU0-fX2tIA/R2PEJf8y-fI/AAAAAAAAACQ/W99AVESOIBg/s200/Copy%2Bof%2BZippedMouth.gif)
:cry:
Your job blows chunks. :argh!:
I do not disagree... though the bonus I just got was nice... not nice enough to cover the inanity, but nice.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 03, 2009, 11:29:32 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on October 24, 2008, 02:36:55 AM
Reminds me of my ex who was 5 feet tall had size E boobs and couldn't see her feet.
I know that feeling well. Im a 32E and i hate buying underwear, its really tricksy to find stuff in my size, let alone affordable and attractive.. also I'm 5ft3.
I'm about five inches taller and two cups under, but I feel ya! IMPOSSIBLE to find bras...when I get money again, I'm going to raid the VC on the other side of town. I have reliable information that says they have them!
Bras = so overrated. But I know still necessary for some with back pain. Bob bless the shelf in the tank and the thick undershirt-tanks that are so in fasion atm. Been braless all day, and damn I'm grateful.
I don't need bras I just wear em cause I don't want my shit to look like fried eggs on a nail when I'm old.
Keep em perky, ya know?
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 23, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
Well, this will be a good thing to discuss tonight.
The Boy: So, how was work today sweetie?
Me: Oh, you know, good. Boring, except where I contemplated frosting my nipples like cupcakes.
The Boy: *brain breaks*
That ought to be ----->
The Boy: You want Chocolate, Vanilla or Strawberry? *whips up a batch of cupcake frosting*
Quote from: Squid on September 05, 2009, 07:35:37 AM
I don't need bras I just wear em cause I don't want my shit to look like fried eggs on a nail when I'm old.
Keep em perky, ya know?
:lulz: