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The rules:

Quote everyone you can who has posted before you.  Do not omit anyone.

Person with the most metaquotes wins.

Every quote must contain text.  It does not have to be accurate.

aini

what foul blasphemy is this?

what blasphemy do you want to make it?

Darn't. I lose.

And I was SO close!

Nuh-uh.......I was closer than you.

this has been done before

incredulous!

Unbelievable, but at least Malaul can't complain too much when the objective is to metaquote to excess.

I don't get the point of this game. When does it end?

To me, the point is that when the metaquotes get really large, they start looking very pretty, as they expand & contract.

Quite.

Quite

I think this game goes until everyone gives up.

i demand inebration. take me to your beer at once!

All your beer are belong to us.

You can have my beer, I want the good stuff.

You can have my vodka.

And yes, there's a programming limit to this game.

I am invincible!

phhffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is like a crazy online version of Jenga.

Who will be the first to overload and break down the server?!

wait...I'm on that list 5 times...


remember Medeo...I know where you live.

Not if I get there first!


Wait........ what?

In addition, the following people may fornicate themselves with a rusty lawn-mower blade:

Hotsuma
Malaul
Bella
Reverend Son Eric
Horab
Trollax
Hotsuma
Reverend Son Eric
Roger
Hotsuma
Wenchmaster
Demon Seed
Demonica
Hotsuma
I Kicked Kennedy
Slartibartfast
Slothrop
Reverend Son Eric
Zorga
CannedLizard
DJRubberDucky
Hotsuma

I was surprised that i wasn't on this list till I saw that medeo was the one that wrote it.

I did have you on the list like 4 times, but then I remembered who you are and decided not to risk it.

Fucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.

now that's the spirit!

Or are those the Spirits?

[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]

[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]

[Brad]
Janet!
[/Brad]

[bunny]
phhfffttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[still bunny]

[Barry White]
Well hay there little lady. Why don't you come sit down over here next to me.
[/Barry White]

[fairy]
meep
[/fairy]

[Malaul would hate us for this]
Extreme metaquotes!
[/please come back Malaul]

["... she left carrying more than she came with."  I almost died laughing.

(It took me a minute or two to figure out what was so funny about that, but I finally got it)

[Product may not work on pretentious attention-whores.]

It's funny.  No matter how many times he puts me on that list I'll never feel a thing.

You didn't read the super-fine-print disclaimer:

Rusty Lawn-Mower Blade (tm) should not be taken orally. Not recommended for use by children under the influence of narcotics or Spongebob Squarepants. Product may not work on pretentious attention-whores.

i hate you.

I love you, Horab. On so many levels.

me too. i am hurt that medeo doesn't ahte me even nearly as much as i hate him. wtf? a demand my hatred be returned!

But you'd like that, wouldn't you Fibslager? Ha! I hate you so much that I pretend to like you just to deprive you of the sweet satisfaction of being hated by me.

Alright, then. You asked for it. I shall abandon all intelligence and rational thought for thy amusement...

*deep breath*

People who play console games should be horse-whipped for my personal entertainment.

Fuck you, computer nerd. I fuckin' love my GameCube- seriously, I make love to it every night for hours. It's a good little slave. PCs, Macs, etc. are cold and unfeeling, and you just can't have sex with them. So go have fun with your ham sandwich, loser, 'cos... *points thumb toward GameCube* you won't be gettin' any of this hot bitch tonight.

Roger should just grow up and act his age

Damn straight, fuck taht pozer. Comes in, spewin' shit 'bout how the President's fuckin' the place up n shit. Bush > Roger! George W. Bush is the Son of God and he will lead our great nation to victory against the Godless Arabs and France. Hey Illinois boi, go spout your unpatriotic crap elsewhere, 'cos I love this country and our leaders are always right and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Chef is right

Are you kidding? Chef = GOD! His vernacular puts all u nubz to shame. All his football teams will win and all his advice should be followed by everyone, every day. Fuck you all, I ain't even gay but I'd have sex with Chef if I wan't doin' my GCN first. He's a first-class troll who knows what he's doin'.

"rofl" is a damned stupid thing to say.

0|\/|6 5TFU |\|00B j00R $0 ST00P1D 1|\/|4 0\/\/|\|Z j00 4$$ ROFL > u $KR1PTY K1D F*KR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONEELEVENONE11111!1



*ahem*
In addition, the following people may fornicate themselves with a rusty lawn-mower blade:

Hotsuma
Malaul
Bella
Reverend Son Eric
Horab
Trollax
Hotsuma
Reverend Son Eric
Roger
Hotsuma
Wenchmaster
Demon Seed
Demonica
Hotsuma
I Kicked Kennedy
Slartibartfast
Slothrop
Reverend Son Eric
Zorga
CannedLizard
DJRubberDucky
Hotsuma

Tao Jones and EVT are totally right about everything they said about y'all shortly before leaving, and are probably still together and living happy, successful lives without u n00bs holding them back.

Finally, Wacko Jacko > everyone and is completely justified in shafting all those little kids.

Freddie Mercury > j00

O tempora, o mores.

Hey, whatever works.

(Which may or may not be what we're doing right now (the second one), but unfortunately most Americans are too busy caring who wins on the new Survivor series and whom J-Lo sells her ass to next to give a flying fuck.)

I'm from the US of A, pal. Thoughtlessly wasting natural resources is our modus operandi.

The Reverend Son is the 1337est d00d on these fora and he would pwn Fibslager's wussy ass.

Malaul and Bella should stop posting. For good.

We need a censor bot around here.

[/triple-provocateur]

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Treemonster!