I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife. A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house. In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.
Which I kind of dig.
But she called the exterminator.
But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.
So I'm going over the back fence tonight.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife. A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house. In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.
Which I kind of dig.
But she called the exterminator.
But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.
So I'm going over the back fence tonight.
:eek:
Probably a good call.
EEP. :eek: Careful.
Keep the dog in.
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 20, 2013, 01:13:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife. A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house. In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.
Which I kind of dig.
But she called the exterminator.
But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.
So I'm going over the back fence tonight.
:eek:
Probably a good call.
I have one of those aerosol air horns.
I will trigger it when I get in the car to come to work tomorrow. My neighbors must be educated.
:spittake:
jesus fuck. Two weeks with a video camera at your house and we have a free horrormirthy blockbuster on our hands.
They just want to go home!
I like how you said you kinda dig the angry poisonous carpet of angry. That's sort of how my brother feels about the family of Black Widows that makes the garage door their home at my parents' house, he even gave them names.
Only, Black Widows aren't likely to detach from the door and chase you mercilessly for no reason and then sting you into anaphylaxis.
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 03:50:11 AM
I like how you said you kinda dig the angry poisonous carpet of angry. That's sort of how my brother feels about the family of Black Widows that makes the garage door their home at my parents' house, he even gave them names.
Only, Black Widows aren't likely to detach from the door and chase you mercilessly for no reason and then sting you into anaphylaxis.
Killer bees only attack if provoked. For example, if you are on the same planet as they are.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 03:53:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 03:50:11 AM
I like how you said you kinda dig the angry poisonous carpet of angry. That's sort of how my brother feels about the family of Black Widows that makes the garage door their home at my parents' house, he even gave them names.
Only, Black Widows aren't likely to detach from the door and chase you mercilessly for no reason and then sting you into anaphylaxis.
Killer bees only attack if provoked. For example, if you are on the same planet as they are.
Sounds like yellow jackets, only with the ability of murder.
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 03:58:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 03:53:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 03:50:11 AM
I like how you said you kinda dig the angry poisonous carpet of angry. That's sort of how my brother feels about the family of Black Widows that makes the garage door their home at my parents' house, he even gave them names.
Only, Black Widows aren't likely to detach from the door and chase you mercilessly for no reason and then sting you into anaphylaxis.
Killer bees only attack if provoked. For example, if you are on the same planet as they are.
Sounds like yellow jackets, only with the ability of murder.
And if a couple of THOUSAND of them all swarmed the front of your house at once.
From what I have learned of TGRR, a "massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY" is a key ingredient for a good time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife. A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house. In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.
Which I kind of dig.
But she called the exterminator.
But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.
So I'm going over the back fence tonight.
:lulz: Wow.
Your life never fails to disappoint!
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 04:35:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife. A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house. In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.
Which I kind of dig.
But she called the exterminator.
But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.
So I'm going over the back fence tonight.
:lulz: Wow.
Your life never fails to disappoint!
Twitter from God: PWNT, NOOB
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.
I think I may have to streak.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife. A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house. In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.
Which I kind of dig.
But she called the exterminator.
But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.
So I'm going over the back fence tonight.
See, that's what happens when you cram all of your nature into little pockets, it gets PISSED...
Quote from: Luna on April 20, 2013, 05:19:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
I am working fantastically late, and I get a call from the wife. A swarm of killer bees has attached itself to the front of my house. In other words, the entire front side of my house is a massive poisonous carpet of ANGRY.
Which I kind of dig.
But she called the exterminator.
But he can't get there til tomorrow morning.
So I'm going over the back fence tonight.
See, that's what happens when you cram all of your nature into little pockets, it gets PISSED...
But that's not what we do. Our nature is sort of spread out, with all kinds of room.
Tucson isn't a niche for life, it's a
loophole.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.
I think I may have to streak.
Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.
I think I may have to streak.
Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.
I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:34:50 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.
I think I may have to streak.
Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.
I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.
I'm pretty sure there will be lots of sweat.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:40:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:34:50 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.
I think I may have to streak.
Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.
I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.
I'm pretty sure there will be lots of sweat.
I perspirate through my tongue, like a dog. I can cling to glass and other sheer surfaces. My butt cheeks have suckers on them, like an octopus.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:41:16 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:40:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:34:50 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2013, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2013, 04:44:20 AM
Aww, Tucson is sending you love notes, Roger! You better get Tucson something nice in return. Or else.
I think I may have to streak.
Make sure you're carrying a rose and yodelling some of your love haiku. That will totally seal the deal.
I can stick a fucking bouquet in my back hair, so no sweat.
I'm pretty sure there will be lots of sweat.
I perspirate through my tongue, like a dog. I can cling to glass and other sheer surfaces. My butt cheeks have suckers on them, like an octopus.
I understand why Tucson loves you so, now. You're Spider-Man and Doc Oc all in one.
This thread went from weird to weird real fast. :lulz: And I think you all know what I mean by that.
I love this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu559lkzyqQ&list=PL803F57A0BDA13B3E
Hush little baby, don't you cry
When we get to Tucson you'll see why
We left the snowstorms and the thunder and rain
For the desert sun, we're gonna be born again
What's important in this world
A little boy, a little girl
Hush little darling, go to sleep
Look out the window and count the sheep
That dot the hillsides and the fields of wheat
Across America as we cross America
What's important here today
The broken line on the highway
All the love in the world for you, girl
Thumbelina in a great big scary world
All the love in the world for you, girl
Take my hand and we'll make it through this world
Hush little baby, my poor little thing
You've been shuffled about like a pawned wedding ring
It must seem strange, love was here then gone
And the Oklahoma sunrise becomes the Amarillo dawn
What's important in this life
Ask the man who's lost his wife
:horrormirth: