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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 03:55:33 AM

Title: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 03:55:33 AM
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:59:34 AM
DOUBLE SONIC BOOM OVER PORTLAND.
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Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 02, 2011, 04:00:43 AM
what, no rickroll? :-(
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:01:08 AM
Wait.  This is for real?

http://www.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream1&hpt=C1
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:06:43 AM
YES IT'S REAL.

I SHOULD BE IN BED RIGHT NOW.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:08:42 AM
If CNN's stream is still down, MSNBC is live. Obama has not spoken yet.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:12:30 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:08:42 AM
If CNN's stream is still down, MSNBC is live. Obama has not spoken yet.

Yep.  They DNA tested his incinerated, blowed-up arse.  It's him.  :banana:

I don't care if the USA lies about everything, I'm still glad the bastard's dead.

(Cain, I know this doesn't make much actual difference.  I'm still in a better mood.)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Phox on May 02, 2011, 04:14:18 AM
Wow. That's fucking... I don't know how I should feel about this.

ETA: I don't know how I DO feel...
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 04:14:23 AM
Weird. My son just texted me about this.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cuddlefish on May 02, 2011, 04:14:36 AM
/me waits for cain
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Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:16:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:12:30 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:08:42 AM
If CNN's stream is still down, MSNBC is live. Obama has not spoken yet.

Yep.  They DNA tested his incinerated, blowed-up arse.  It's him.  :banana:

I don't care if the USA lies about everything, I'm still glad the bastard's dead.

(Cain, I know this doesn't make much actual difference.  I'm still in a better mood.)

I DON'T GIVE FUCKING TWO SHITS ABOUT WHO KILLED HIM OR AMERICA FUCK YEAH BULLSHIT. MY FUCKING FAMILY MEMBERS ARE FUCKING JUSTIFIED.

DRAW AND QUARTER THAT TERRORIST MOTHERFUCKER ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST AND PUT HIS HEAD ON A GODDAMN PIKE RIGHT AT GROUND ZERO.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cuddlefish on May 02, 2011, 04:17:54 AM
woulda been better to get him alive
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on May 02, 2011, 04:17:54 AM
woulda been better to get him alive

Nope.  Better blown to tiny bits.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 04:19:20 AM
Seriously, I think dead is better for all concerned. There would have been a monkey show followed by an execution. This way we can dispense with the monkey show.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 04:20:26 AM
Hooray!
Now we can bring all our troops home!
Victory!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:20:52 AM
FOX NEWS SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:21:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on May 02, 2011, 04:17:54 AM
woulda been better to get him alive

Nope.  Better blown to tiny bits.

This.

Let the fucker burn in hell.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Phox on May 02, 2011, 04:21:40 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 04:20:26 AM
Hooray!
Now we can bring all our troops home!
Victory!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Cuddlefish on May 02, 2011, 04:17:54 AM
woulda been better to get him alive
Why?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 02, 2011, 04:22:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on May 02, 2011, 04:17:54 AM
woulda been better to get him alive

Nope.  Better blown to tiny bits.
To fast of a death IMO.

Im glad he's dead. I just had hoped though that he would have died after a long painful drawn out illness or something. I wanted to know he had suffered a shit-ton before he died.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:24:29 AM
I wanted to drop him alive in the middle of Times Square during rush hour, but we can't always get what we want.

He's dead. That's all that matters.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 02, 2011, 04:26:14 AM
Oh hells yes. I am almost speechless. So happy that fucker is gone!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 04:35:21 AM
The bf is playing the feed now.

If he's dead and it isn't a relative or some kind of death faking thing . . .

He deserved to die for what he did and I'm glad he's dead. I am sorry we crossed so many lines to get him dead.

"Killed in a mansion in Pakistan. Shot by American forces, who were there on a mission to kill him."
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 04:38:39 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 04:20:26 AM
Hooray!
Now we can bring all our troops home!
Victory!


Ahahaha right

and we'll re-open factories

and everyone will have a job.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:40:08 AM
I'm crying.

Fuck you all. It's my turn to get all stupid and shit.

Almost 10 years ago I lost 2 cousins and 2 uncles to that fucker, and my uncle that survived and has skin grafts down his fucking ass and legs and PTSD for the rest of his life. 9/11 cost my my career at Florida State. My mom waiting on the pilots that flew into the fucking towers a week before it happened. She couldn't sleep for weeks.

I'm on the phone with her now. We're both crying. I don't care.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 02, 2011, 04:43:23 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 04:20:26 AM
Hooray!
Now we can bring all our troops home!
Victory!


:lulz:



:horrormirth:

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 04:46:39 AM
I thought Obama's address was pretty good.

being a ground strike, i wonder what condition his body is in?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 04:48:55 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 04:20:26 AM
Hooray!
Now we can bring all our troops home!
Victory!

It never happens like that.  :sad:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 02, 2011, 04:49:44 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Well he could have.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:51:29 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 02, 2011, 04:49:44 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Well he could have.

But would he have?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 04:51:59 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 04:48:55 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 04:20:26 AM
Hooray!
Now we can bring all our troops home!
Victory!

It never happens like that.  :sad:

Of course it does!  that's why we don't have any bases in the countries we defeated over half a century ago....
oh wait.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 02, 2011, 04:53:37 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:51:29 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 02, 2011, 04:49:44 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Well he could have.

But would he have?

Depends on how long he'd gone without gargling toddler blood.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 04:54:41 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:51:29 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 02, 2011, 04:49:44 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Well he could have.

But would he have?
He was usually good for a laugh when he wasn't making you want to fuck something up. Which was most of the time.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jasper on May 02, 2011, 04:58:17 AM
Bush didn't give good speeches.  That's the one thing I'll back the president on.  He is a gifted orator.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 05:01:34 AM
agreed.
Obama hasn't garnered a collection of facepalm inducing gaffs on the same level as Bush...
See? America learned!  Fool us once.... fool us... cantgetfooledagain!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 05:05:32 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Sleep well, Suu. Rest easy(ier).
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 05:07:36 AM
Someone go wake up Cain. I need him to make sense of this for me.
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Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 05:10:28 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:07:36 AM
Someone go wake up Cain. I need him to make sense of this for me.


We tracked down Bin Laden or a reasonable facsimile. We invaded Pakistan. We shot and killed him. Then we ran off with the body.
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Post by: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 05:11:07 AM
Historical day, y'all. 

...and fuck those Pakistanis.  I called this shit YEARS ago.

...NOT in a cave, in a motherfucking MANSION.  M-A-N-S-I-O-N!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:12:43 AM
This thread has made me conclude that Suu killed Osama personally.
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Post by: Jasper on May 02, 2011, 05:12:49 AM
Uh I don't know what Cain will say, but I don't think anything positive will come of this.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:13:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 02, 2011, 05:12:49 AM
Uh I don't know what Cain will say, but I don't think anything positive will come of this.

Obama's approval ratings might take a bump
I don't really know if thats positive. I guess positive for him
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jasper on May 02, 2011, 05:19:33 AM
Well, about that.  Just as he's beginning his early reelection campaign, they catch the guy.

Hmph.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 05:22:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 05:11:07 AM
Historical day, y'all. 

...and fuck those Pakistanis.  I called this shit YEARS ago.

...NOT in a cave, in a motherfucking MANSION.  M-A-N-S-I-O-N!

...where RETIRED Pakistani MILITARY LEADERS lived.   SEVERAL OF THEM.  It was a compound with HIGH SECURITY WALLS.

:lulz:

Pakistan,

Playing America since 2001
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:22:42 AM
I'm waiting for the crazy right wing response... this is going to be hilarious.
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Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 05:33:48 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 05:22:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 05:11:07 AM
Historical day, y'all. 

...and fuck those Pakistanis.  I called this shit YEARS ago.

...NOT in a cave, in a motherfucking MANSION.  M-A-N-S-I-O-N!

...where RETIRED Pakistani MILITARY LEADERS lived.   SEVERAL OF THEM.  It was a compound with HIGH SECURITY WALLS.

:lulz:

Pakistan,

Playing America since 2001

Really?!
Link-o?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:37:06 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:51:29 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 02, 2011, 04:49:44 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Well he could have.


But would he have?


He probably would have bo yahed a few times


Then attacked Iran
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Baron Von Stevenstein on May 02, 2011, 05:39:03 AM
dont think this has been said yet but:

America,  Fuck Yeah!

:lulz:
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Post by: Freckleback on May 02, 2011, 05:39:39 AM
:hammer:
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Post by: Remington on May 02, 2011, 05:42:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IDsF2.gif)
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Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:44:28 AM
 :lulz:
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Post by: PopeTom on May 02, 2011, 05:50:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 05:10:28 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:07:36 AM
Someone go wake up Cain. I need him to make sense of this for me.


We tracked down Bin Laden or a reasonable facsimile. We invaded Pakistan. We shot and killed him. Then we ran off with the body.

and in the process we killed (very rough estimate) 2.41 Afghan citizens for every American citizen killed on 9/11.

Currently I'm more excited for the political LOLs this will bring to the 2010 election cycle than I am that he's actually dead.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:53:25 AM
At first I thought it was interesting and I was interested in the political fallout and the details when it will come out

but now Im really happy cause suu is happy
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 05:54:22 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 02, 2011, 05:50:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 05:10:28 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:07:36 AM
Someone go wake up Cain. I need him to make sense of this for me.


We tracked down Bin Laden or a reasonable facsimile. We invaded Pakistan. We shot and killed him. Then we ran off with the body.

and in the process we killed (very rough estimate) 2.41 Afghan citizens for every American citizen killed on 9/11.

Currently I'm more excited for the political LOLs this will bring to the 2010 election cycle than I am that he's actually dead.

Yup.
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Post by: President Television on May 02, 2011, 05:55:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6vAuS0KNs
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Post by: Juana on May 02, 2011, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:53:25 AM
At first I thought it was interesting and I was interested in the political fallout and the details when it will come out

but now Im really happy cause suu is happy
This. Though I'm still really interested in what's going to happen now.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 05:59:47 AM
Maybe now we can spare a few bucks to get medical care for the first responders.
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Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 02, 2011, 06:01:58 AM
A nuke would have been faster, cheaper, and less costly in human lives, tho.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jasper on May 02, 2011, 06:04:00 AM
AND more gratifying in the short term.  That's the part I like.
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Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 06:13:29 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:22:42 AM
I'm waiting for the crazy right wing response... this is going to be hilarious.


Muslims can sense each other, like Gaydar.

Obama used his secret Muslim-dar to find Osama.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Juana on May 02, 2011, 06:19:56 AM
:lulz: I'm TOTALLY going to use that at the next suitable opportunity.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 02, 2011, 06:22:55 AM
Yay, one terrorist is dead.

Does it make a lick of difference? You can kill the man, but the idea still lives on.

I'll be happy when we kill off all people who want to kill off people they don't agree with.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 02, 2011, 06:24:28 AM
QuoteA mortal man is dead. A MORTAL MAN is dead while an IMMORTAL, ETERNAL idea lives on. Nothing will change now that a MAN is dead. A younger, stronger, and angier man will take his place. Nothing has changed...so please, don't go off and get drunk for a false victory.
- Some girl in the USA.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jasper on May 02, 2011, 06:27:57 AM
I know it's not going to end the war, but people are happy about this.  Let it be. 
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Post by: Lies on May 02, 2011, 06:47:15 AM
I know I know... sorry for being such a party pooper. I guess I'm just feeling awfully cynical today. I'll just shut up and let you guys party on. Sorry.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 02, 2011, 06:51:17 AM
Also, my deepest apoligies to those who are personally affected and have lost loved ones to his atrocities, I don't mean to belittle your vendetta, and hope this gives you all some relief.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Kurt Christ on May 02, 2011, 07:11:10 AM
Quote from: Lies on May 02, 2011, 06:24:28 AM
QuoteA mortal man is dead. A MORTAL MAN is dead while an IMMORTAL, ETERNAL idea lives on. Nothing will change now that a MAN is dead. A younger, stronger, and angier man will take his place. Nothing has changed...so please, don't go off and get drunk for a false victory.
- Some girl in the USA.
I don't see why you should let truth get in the way of an excuse to get drunk in celebration.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 07:19:13 AM
Quote from: Vartox on May 02, 2011, 07:11:10 AM
Quote from: Lies on May 02, 2011, 06:24:28 AM
QuoteA mortal man is dead. A MORTAL MAN is dead while an IMMORTAL, ETERNAL idea lives on. Nothing will change now that a MAN is dead. A younger, stronger, and angier man will take his place. Nothing has changed...so please, don't go off and get drunk for a false victory.
- Some girl in the USA.
I don't see why you should let truthanything get in the way of an excuse to get drunk in celebration.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 02, 2011, 07:48:17 AM
Quote from: Vartox on May 02, 2011, 07:11:10 AM
Quote from: Lies on May 02, 2011, 06:24:28 AM
QuoteA mortal man is dead. A MORTAL MAN is dead while an IMMORTAL, ETERNAL idea lives on. Nothing will change now that a MAN is dead. A younger, stronger, and angier man will take his place. Nothing has changed...so please, don't go off and get drunk for a false victory.
- Some girl in the USA.
I don't see why you should let truth get in the way of an excuse to get drunk in celebration.

Precisely. I for one, will crack open a brew and raise a glass to all you have been affected by this horrible man.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 02, 2011, 08:09:53 AM
Let us all rise for the American National Anthem-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI&feature=share
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 08:54:44 AM
Ayman al-Zawahiri is not dead.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the real mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, is not dead (and indeed, his current status allows him to continue an assault on the US constitution, given the conditions he was treated to upon his capture would cause a mistrial, unless torture and permament detention were retroactively legalised).

Abu Ayman al-Hilali, the most dangerous strategist in the organisation since al-Suri, remains a virtual ghost, with not even his true nationality knowm.  No-one knows if Abu Ubeid al-Qurashi is even a real person, or some kind of group synonym, but he/they seem to have an implicit understanding of US military tactics and methods, and is an expert on Clausewitz besides.

Yes, Bin Laden is dead, but it comes too little, too late.  Bin Laden in prison would have at least been useful.  With time, and some correctly applied psychological and spiritual pressure, he may have been made to recant his position, as many terrorist leaders have done before now.  And he may have provided insights into methods and identities.  It is surprising how useful these former ideologues can be to their enemies, once removed from the limelight.

Killing him, meanwhile, achieves little.  If it had been done before 2004 or so...maybe it would have had a greater effect.  But Al-Qaeda has been in a franchise mode for a long time now.  AQIM (Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Mahgreb) have virtually no connection to Bin Laden, for example, having been born out of the Algeria conflict and the Iraqi civil war following the American invasion.  Al-Qaeda in Iraq was similarly born out of militants from Saudi Arabia and Jordan doing some border crossing, while Syria dumped its own Islamist radical political prisoners in the country.

Also, US prestige in the region remains in the gutter.  Both militarily, where the US has been bogged down by Koran-repeating mouthbreathers and orphans without shoes, and in terms of how publics there see America (as a supporter of tyrants and enemies of the people...coincidentally, Bin Laden's view).

The Middle East is crawling with terrorists and violence in volumes that were simply unconcievable 10 years ago.  America is still hated, and lots of angry young men are getting a schooling in the arts of bombing, assassination and kidnapping.  A Bin Laden can hardly make the situation any worse, and so, his removal cannot also make things any better.

This success is hollow.  It will secure re-election for a man whose actions help create the conditions in which terrorism will flourish, and nothing more.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 02, 2011, 08:57:16 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 08:54:44 AM
Ayman al-Zawahiri is not dead.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the real mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, is not dead (and indeed, his current status allows him to continue an assault on the US constitution, given the conditions he was treated to upon his capture would cause a mistrial, unless torture and permament detention were retroactively legalised).

Abu Ayman al-Hilali, the most dangerous strategist in the organisation since al-Suri, remains a virtual ghost, with not even his true nationality knowm.  No-one knows if Abu Ubeid al-Qurashi is even a real person, or some kind of group synonym, but he/they seem to have an implicit understanding of US military tactics and methods, and is an expert on Clausewitz besides.

Yes, Bin Laden is dead, but it comes too little, too late.  Bin Laden in prison would have at least been useful.  With time, and some correctly applied psychological and spiritual pressure, he may have been made to recant his position, as many terrorist leaders have done before now.  And he may have provided insights into methods and identities.  It is surprising how useful these former ideologues can be to their enemies, once removed from the limelight.

Killing him, meanwhile, achieves little.  If it had been done before 2004 or so...maybe it would have had a greater effect.  But Al-Qaeda has been in a franchise mode for a long time now.  AQIM (Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Mahgreb) have virtually no connection to Bin Laden, for example, having been born out of the Algeria conflict and the Iraqi civil war following the American invasion.  Al-Qaeda in Iraq was similarly born out of militants from Saudi Arabia and Jordan doing some border crossing, while Syria dumped its own Islamist radical political prisoners in the country.

Also, US prestige in the region remains in the gutter.  Both militarily, where the US has been bogged down by Koran-repeating mouthbreathers and orphans without shoes, and in terms of how publics there see America (as a supporter of tyrants and enemies of the people...coincidentally, Bin Laden's view).

The Middle East is crawling with terrorists and violence in volumes that were simply unconcievable 10 years ago.  America is still hated, and lots of angry young men are getting a schooling in the arts of bombing, assassination and kidnapping.  A Bin Laden can hardly make the situation any worse, and so, his removal cannot also make things any better.

This success is hollow.  It will secure re-election for a man whose actions help create the conditions in which terrorism will flourish, and nothing more.

Cain, stop ruining peoples happiness with the horrible truth™ you killjoy asshole.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 09:11:07 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 05:22:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 05:11:07 AM
Historical day, y'all. 

...and fuck those Pakistanis.  I called this shit YEARS ago.

...NOT in a cave, in a motherfucking MANSION.  M-A-N-S-I-O-N!

...where RETIRED Pakistani MILITARY LEADERS lived.   SEVERAL OF THEM.  It was a compound with HIGH SECURITY WALLS.

:lulz:

Pakistan,

Playing America since 2001

I for one am utterly shocked.

I also seem to recall a few people, including some on this very site, decrying me for an idiot and tool of the intelligence services for daring to suggest Bin Laden was still alive and living in the North West Frontier Province.

And it's not just any military base that is near Abbottabad.  Oh no, it's the Pakistan Military Academy.  Where their officer corps are trained.  In fact, Bin Laden's compound was only a mile away from it.

US intelligence were tipped off because it was a huge compound but had no phone or internet access, and a trusted Bin Laden courier was a frequent visitor.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dido on May 02, 2011, 09:14:39 AM
QuoteThe dollar rebounded from three-year lows and U.S. crude slid more than 1 percent on Monday on the back of news that a U.S.-led operation killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/02/markets-global-idUSL3E7G205020110502

The Financial Times page on the economic impact is currently down.


So you see it was not *for naught*.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 02, 2011, 09:15:24 AM
Quote from: Dido on May 02, 2011, 09:14:39 AM
QuoteThe dollar rebounded from three-year lows and U.S. crude slid more than 1 percent on Monday on the back of news that a U.S.-led operation killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/02/markets-global-idUSL3E7G205020110502

The Financial Times page on the economic impact is currently down.


So you see it was not *for naught*.
Yeah, for one day. Just watch and wait.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 09:18:20 AM
Finance reporting: a perfect example of how correlation equals causation, if you try really really hard.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dido on May 02, 2011, 09:22:17 AM
Oh, come on. If the Nato had only managed to kill Muammar instead of the least important of his sons it would have been a *perfect* weekend.

Do I really need  to insert smileys here?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 09:28:04 AM
I know you're being sarcastic Dido.  Financial reporting really does annoy me though.  Markets give a shit about credit ratings, bonds and supply, not whether some twit with an outsized sense of grievance is dead.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dido on May 02, 2011, 09:33:31 AM
Amen to that. I woke up, read the news and banged my had on the table.

(And somehow that reminded me of good old PD.com)

Anyway, the important thing is that he had redyed his beard. Blood looks so much better around a dark beard.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 09:39:02 AM
That's probably the least of the stupidity that is going to be coming down the line in the next few weeks.

Urgh, I feel another holiday from the news coming on...good thing I may be starting a new job and looking at doing some serious writing.  Stop me watching the TV.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dido on May 02, 2011, 09:47:07 AM
Am there, am doing that. Hence my reading the news at this godless hour. Only, my serious writing is HP fanfic.

Ok, someone give this thread a CPR, please. It got hit by too much reality but that's no reason to let it die.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 10:15:25 AM
Quote from: Dido on May 02, 2011, 09:47:07 AM
Am there, am doing that. Hence my reading the news at this godless hour. Only, my serious writing is HP fanfic.

Ok, someone give this thread a CPR, please. It got hit by too much reality but that's no reason to let it die.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ONE DOWN A BUNCH MORE TO GO!!! YEEEHAWWW!!!!!!!!

How's that?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bruno on May 02, 2011, 10:26:55 AM
And now a blast from the past of bygone days when we all played our new X-boxes, sipped Mountain Dew: Code Red, and worried about what we were ever going to do without Napster.

A time when the name of a certain theocratic group in the middle east which was reminiscent of a song about banana boats was suddenly on everyone's tongue, and the inevitable result thereof.

     \
:caseykasem:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYjYgVmlKsg
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 12:16:00 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:53:25 AM
At first I thought it was interesting and I was interested in the political fallout and the details when it will come out

but now Im really happy cause suu is happy

Aw dude...thanks. It's unnecessary, but thanks.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 12:33:04 PM
I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 02, 2011, 12:50:42 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 12:33:04 PM
I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.
Seriously, a tear just dropped reading that.

Imma raise a glass to each of your lost loved ones.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 01:01:37 PM
Thanks, bro.

But yeah, seriously people. Be as pessimistic and cynical as you want, but between September 11th and Thanksgiving of 2001, my life was horrible. My mom dealing with the FBI because they traced Atta's credit card to her bar, and my dad waiting on phone calls to hear if his NYPD cousins were alive, while I had to withdraw from college so I could go back and forth between New York and Florida for 3 weeks. Yeah no. Not fun.

Yeah, it's a minor personal victory for me. I know this whole thang is far from over, yo.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 02, 2011, 01:02:41 PM
Quote from: Dido on May 02, 2011, 09:47:07 AM
Only, my serious writing is HP fanfic.



Does not compute.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Payne on May 02, 2011, 01:21:18 PM
Killing Osama achieves nothing concrete, and as Cain says merely (at best) will secure Obamas re-election (if enough average American voters can remember it that far).

The "victory" is very much pending reaction from the cells, hidden infrastructure and foot soldiers of international terrorism and also that of unfriendly states who had sympathy for Osama's cause, and that reaction is not going to be pretty.

However, the purely psychological relief this will provide to the bloodthirsty revengists who lost loved ones and actually suffered in the attack, like Suu and her kin, is something I can totally get behind, even if this "pro" will likely be swamped in the "cons" above.

And let's face it, one more evil, powerful and iconic bastard is gone, taking all of his "I'm more of a monkey than you are" shit with him.

~~~Payne just finished off the free bottle of JD he was drinking on Friday and is about to trim his facial hairs in celebration.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 02:02:29 PM
Well said, Cain and Payne.  And Cain, I hope I wasn't one of those here who said all that to you because personally, I've been on the "he's probably still alive OR long dead and held as a prop for those REALLY running the show" side of the camp for YEARS.

Suu, glad your family is getting some relief from this.  9/11 was crazybad in so many ways, and I'm glad as you are that one more evil fucker bit the dust.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 02:05:19 PM
I just figured he was chillin' in Texas the whole time, myself.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 02:09:32 PM
So...
no  body for anyone to see, huh?
buried at sea? huh....
:|
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 02:15:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 08:54:44 AM
Ayman al-Zawahiri is not dead.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the real mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, is not dead (and indeed, his current status allows him to continue an assault on the US constitution, given the conditions he was treated to upon his capture would cause a mistrial, unless torture and permament detention were retroactively legalised).

Abu Ayman al-Hilali, the most dangerous strategist in the organisation since al-Suri, remains a virtual ghost, with not even his true nationality knowm.  No-one knows if Abu Ubeid al-Qurashi is even a real person, or some kind of group synonym, but he/they seem to have an implicit understanding of US military tactics and methods, and is an expert on Clausewitz besides.

Yes, Bin Laden is dead, but it comes too little, too late.  Bin Laden in prison would have at least been useful.  With time, and some correctly applied psychological and spiritual pressure, he may have been made to recant his position, as many terrorist leaders have done before now.  And he may have provided insights into methods and identities.  It is surprising how useful these former ideologues can be to their enemies, once removed from the limelight.

Killing him, meanwhile, achieves little.  If it had been done before 2004 or so...maybe it would have had a greater effect.  But Al-Qaeda has been in a franchise mode for a long time now.  AQIM (Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Mahgreb) have virtually no connection to Bin Laden, for example, having been born out of the Algeria conflict and the Iraqi civil war following the American invasion.  Al-Qaeda in Iraq was similarly born out of militants from Saudi Arabia and Jordan doing some border crossing, while Syria dumped its own Islamist radical political prisoners in the country.

Also, US prestige in the region remains in the gutter.  Both militarily, where the US has been bogged down by Koran-repeating mouthbreathers and orphans without shoes, and in terms of how publics there see America (as a supporter of tyrants and enemies of the people...coincidentally, Bin Laden's view).

The Middle East is crawling with terrorists and violence in volumes that were simply unconcievable 10 years ago.  America is still hated, and lots of angry young men are getting a schooling in the arts of bombing, assassination and kidnapping.  A Bin Laden can hardly make the situation any worse, and so, his removal cannot also make things any better.

This success is hollow.  It will secure re-election for a man whose actions help create the conditions in which terrorism will flourish, and nothing more.

Ah, thank you Cain. I needed a good dose of depressing reality.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 02:23:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 02:09:32 PM
So...
no  body for anyone to see, huh?
buried at sea? huh....
:|

Yes.

And Death Star II was an inside job.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 02, 2011, 02:42:24 PM
This will get Obama re-elected!! Or damn close.  I'M CALLING IT NOW!!!

As for Osama being dead, I'm sorry, no body, it could be anybody they killed.  I don't trust our government to tell us the truth.  Something is fixing to happen and this is the smoke screen to cover it.  If they honestly knew 8 months ago where Osama was, why did it take this long to blow up the place.  You would think with that kind of time they would have done some super sekret mission and grabbed the dude for trial.

The man was on dialysis.  That shit does not happen in caves. 

Both Cain and Jenne have said he was living the high life and this proves it. 

I will admit, I did honestly figure he was here in the US.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 02, 2011, 02:48:40 PM
Ok, hold on a second. What would you have preferred, that they put him in a glass box and tour his corpse around the country?

Even if they waited a week to bury him, would that have changed your mind?  A month?  You never would have personally gotten to see him, and even if you did, you'd have no real way of knowing of that was his body or not, since all you have are old pictures and blurry videos to work with.

In short, what sort of proof are you asking for?  The long form birth death certificate?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 02:56:55 PM
There's pictures. Ugh.

I didn't need to see that early on a Monday morning on Facebook.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Rumckle on May 02, 2011, 02:59:50 PM
I don't think it would be worth the risk to fake killing him, 8 or 9 years ago, maybe, but two days ago, no one really gave a damn about Osama, and him not being caught wouldn't really affect Obama's chances at re-election (unless the Republican nominee single handedly went to Pakistan to kill Osama himself). However, if this is fake, and it gets out that it is fake, there is no way Obama would be re-elected.

Regarding the eight months thing, I would say it is plausible that they killed him 7-8 months ago, and decided to keep it until there is nothing negative Obama could be accused at diverting attention from.

Or perhaps, they were watching him waiting for some other high profile targets to come visit him.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 02, 2011, 03:02:39 PM
They said they got LEADS that he was there 8 months ago not that they knew it....its a good thing that they waited until they had more evidence before doing anything. How would Pakistan react if they raided a compound w/o their knowledge  and he WASNT there??
Also, i saw his dead pics too.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Rumckle on May 02, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
According to the BBC the US didn't let Pakistan know the raid was happening until it had already began. Which is understandable, because Pakistani Intelligence hasn't exactly been the most co-operative group in these matters.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 02, 2011, 03:07:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 02, 2011, 02:48:40 PM
Ok, hold on a second. What would you have preferred, that they put him in a glass box and tour his corpse around the country?

Even if they waited a week to bury him, would that have changed your mind?  A month?  You never would have personally gotten to see him, and even if you did, you'd have no real way of knowing of that was his body or not, since all you have are old pictures and blurry videos to work with.

In short, what sort of proof are you asking for?  The long form birth death certificate?

Actually.......  it isn't unprecedented to do so.....  but no, I don't need to actually see the body, I just don't believe anything the government says.

I'm sorry that bothers you in some way.  I think, as I said, this is a smoke screen for something else.  

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:14:46 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 02, 2011, 05:12:49 AM
Uh I don't know what Cain will say, but I don't think anything positive will come of this.

The positive part already happened.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:15:56 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 02, 2011, 02:42:24 PM
This will get Obama re-elected!! Or damn close.  I'M CALLING IT NOW!!!

Too early.  If this was a stunt, they'd pull it in September or October of 2012.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 02, 2011, 03:18:20 PM
I'm not 100% sure that what the US Gvt says is the complete truth, sure.  But that kind of thinking can lead you down the road to where literally anything is possible, and nothing can be proved.  For example, Suu just posted that there are pictures.  Of course, the immediate response is "photoshop".


The point being that depending on where you set the bar IRL as to what constitutes "proof", there is literally nothing anyone can do that will ever "prove" Bin Laden was killed.

Hell, you wouldn't even be able to prove he ever existed in the first place.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 03:19:41 PM
Also, some muslim customs say the body should be buried within a day. If they kept the body, it would be more fodder for the crazies.

If they have pictures and DNA and no videos of Osama saying "HA HA FOOLED YOU" then I think we can safely say that he's dead.

It won't stop terrorism, it won't destroy AQ... but for fucks sake, this is the asshole that inspired some idiots to change my country forever. Idiots on the plane. Idiot Americans willing to hand everything over to Mommy Government, idiot congress that willingly signed away our rights, idiot americans that expressed their anger and fear by backing Very Bad Foreign Policy ideas...

Also, Fuck Yeah for Obama sending in a couple helicopters full of Navy Death Panels.  :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
I'm going to have to disagree with those on the cynical side of this.

Yeah, there's still loads of problems, and yeah, Al Qaeda will continue.

But HE'S dead.  So you'll forgive me if I enjoy the moment.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 03:19:41 PM
Also, some muslim customs say the body should be buried within a day. If they kept the body, it would be more fodder for the crazies.

If they have pictures and DNA and no videos of Osama saying "HA HA FOOLED YOU" then I think we can safely say that he's dead.

It won't stop terrorism, it won't destroy AQ... but for fucks sake, this is the asshole that inspired some idiots to change my country forever. Idiots on the plane. Idiot Americans willing to hand everything over to Mommy Government, idiot congress that willingly signed away our rights, idiot americans that expressed their anger and fear by backing Very Bad Foreign Policy ideas...

Also, Fuck Yeah for Obama sending in a couple helicopters full of Navy Death Panels.  :lulz:

This.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
I'm going to have to disagree with those on the cynical side of this.

Yeah, there's still loads of problems, and yeah, Al Qaeda will continue.

But HE'S dead.  So you'll forgive me if I enjoy the moment.

Thank you, Roger.

He's dead. He's fucking dead. This is a victory, and there is no reason why every single person in the United States right now shouldn't have a beer or six. Cynics and conspiracy theorists can lick my fat white American ass.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 02, 2011, 03:29:39 PM
Ok, I'm with you guys.  But then I turned on my TV this morning and I see footage of a pack of rednecks, drunk, singing that "We'll put a boot up your ass" song, and bellowing "USA! USA!" and... well, yeah.  It had the feel of a bunch of Old Testament vengance-monkeys, howling for blood.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 03:30:48 PM
You know what? Let them. They have every reason to celebrate as much as the rest of us, they're just the ones that will make international news.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dido on May 02, 2011, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 12:33:04 PM
I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 03:48:16 PM
Quote from: Dido on May 02, 2011, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 12:33:04 PM
I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.

Die in a fire.

Under 2000 tons of twisted steel and jet fuel, if possible.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 03:58:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 02, 2011, 03:29:39 PM
Ok, I'm with you guys.  But then I turned on my TV this morning and I see footage of a pack of rednecks, drunk, singing that "We'll put a boot up your ass" song, and bellowing "USA! USA!" and... well, yeah.  It had the feel of a bunch of Old Testament vengance-monkeys, howling for blood.



Everyone at work has a huge grin on their face... people are sitting at the Starbucks watching the big screen TV, just like they did on 9/11... but this time, they're happy, not scared, they're laughing, not crying. Howling Vengeance Monkeys? Of course they are, they're just human after all. Humans that went from feeling safe to feeling scared, from thinking we were invulnerable to thinking that every guy with a weird name may be planning to kill them.

Of course they're behaving like monkeys, the past ten years has fucked the 1st, 2nd and 3rd circuit of almost every American.


Also... OOK OOK with a huge fucking grin on my face. :lulz:




Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:01:16 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 03:58:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 02, 2011, 03:29:39 PM
Ok, I'm with you guys.  But then I turned on my TV this morning and I see footage of a pack of rednecks, drunk, singing that "We'll put a boot up your ass" song, and bellowing "USA! USA!" and... well, yeah.  It had the feel of a bunch of Old Testament vengance-monkeys, howling for blood.



Everyone at work has a huge grin on their face... people are sitting at the Starbucks watching the big screen TV, just like they did on 9/11... but this time, they're happy, not scared, they're laughing, not crying. Howling Vengeance Monkeys? Of course they are, they're just human after all. Humans that went from feeling safe to feeling scared, from thinking we were invulnerable to thinking that every guy with a weird name may be planning to kill them.

Of course they're behaving like monkeys, the past ten years has fucked the 1st, 2nd and 3rd circuit of almost every American.


Also... OOK OOK with a huge fucking grin on my face. :lulz:






To hear my mother cry tears of joy and not sadness for the first time in years made my fucking LIFE last night.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 04:02:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
I'm going to have to disagree with those on the cynical side of this.

Yeah, there's still loads of problems, and yeah, Al Qaeda will continue.

But HE'S dead.  So you'll forgive me if I enjoy the moment.

This.

Is it the end?  Maybe not...  But knocking a head off the hydra's still worth celebrating.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 02, 2011, 04:06:58 PM
There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:09:45 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 02, 2011, 04:06:58 PM
There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

Did Germany look bad when the Wall came down?

LET. THEM. CELEBRATE.



Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 04:10:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
I'm going to have to disagree with those on the cynical side of this.

Yeah, there's still loads of problems, and yeah, Al Qaeda will continue.

But HE'S dead.  So you'll forgive me if I enjoy the moment.

Right there with you.

Suu, I am happy for your family, as well as all the other families affected by 9/11.


I expect security world wide to be tightened for a couple of months. This is capable of driving some fanatics out of hiding and into target range.
Looking at this thing head on I realize it could cause many subtle changes. These changes could come in the form of cells being exposed, suicide bombers realizing that they could be caught and backing out, new leadership being forced to risk some exposure in order to complete leadership changes, etc.

No, it won't stop terrorism, but if it is used correctly it could damn sure give it a kick in the teeth.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:14:23 PM
BTW, I don't know if I ever bothered sharing this with you guys...

(http://station59.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/9-11-01-flag.jpg) <---- One of my 42,000 cousins out of the 7 that serve[d] in the NYPD/FDNY. Obviously, that one is still alive.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 04:23:53 PM
They're saying that photo was fake, the one released of his supposed body all over the 'net last night.

Either way, I think *everyone*'s right.  Let 'em celebrate, let those who feel disgusted by the savoring of his death in so public and monkey-man ways feel disgusted, and let those who feel a peace with his demise also express their lifted burden.

Like I said--one way or another, it's one less evil fucko.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dido on May 02, 2011, 04:25:36 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:09:45 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 02, 2011, 04:06:58 PM
There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

Did Germany look bad when the Wall came down?

LET. THEM. CELEBRATE.






Yep. They are happy, they have a right to be.

BTW, Suu, I'll just assume that you aren't really angry with me for wishing that peoples' emotions would not be abused as political capital. Because that's all I was saying.

Remember, the first thing I heard abou this was some twits opinion on how this was affecting the stock market.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Faust on May 02, 2011, 04:31:26 PM
There is no resolution in this, it comes far too late and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:44:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 02, 2011, 02:48:40 PM
Ok, hold on a second. What would you have preferred, that they put him in a glass box and tour his corpse around the country?

I would have.  And called it a "reverse-Lenin".  Or at least marched him up and down a suitably wide street in DC.

Still, I take your point.  "They" could have done this at any point in the last 10 years.  That it has happened now suggests, at the very worst, Bin Laden is in no poisition to contradict the US claims or, more likely and positively, he is in fact dead.

I'm fairly sure some of the claims about the firefight are bullshit.  I bet Bin Laden wasn't given a chance to come in peacefully, for example.  And he may have had someone with him to ensure he didn't fall into American hands alive, or to an American bullet.  But I'm fairly confident the overall facts of what happened are accurate.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 02, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
According to the BBC the US didn't let Pakistan know the raid was happening until it had already began. Which is understandable, because Pakistani Intelligence hasn't exactly been the most co-operative group in these matters.

Yes.  Actively helping to hide him is not very co-operative. 
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 02, 2011, 04:47:02 PM
"Oh, him?  He's who?  By Allah, he said his name was CYOT Dibbler!"
    \
:jihaad:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:49:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 02, 2011, 03:29:39 PM
Ok, I'm with you guys.  But then I turned on my TV this morning and I see footage of a pack of rednecks, drunk, singing that "We'll put a boot up your ass" song, and bellowing "USA! USA!" and... well, yeah.  It had the feel of a bunch of Old Testament vengance-monkeys, howling for blood.



Let them have their moment.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:52:08 PM
Quote from: Dido on May 02, 2011, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 12:33:04 PM
I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.

Fuck off.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 03:19:41 PM
Also, some muslim customs say the body should be buried within a day. If they kept the body, it would be more fodder for the crazies.

If they have pictures and DNA and no videos of Osama saying "HA HA FOOLED YOU" then I think we can safely say that he's dead.

It won't stop terrorism, it won't destroy AQ... but for fucks sake, this is the asshole that inspired some idiots to change my country forever. Idiots on the plane. Idiot Americans willing to hand everything over to Mommy Government, idiot congress that willingly signed away our rights, idiot americans that expressed their anger and fear by backing Very Bad Foreign Policy ideas...

Also, Fuck Yeah for Obama sending in a couple helicopters full of Navy Death Panels.  :lulz:

Well actually, that was Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.  Osama helped fund the attack and train the terrorists, but actually definitely linking him to ordering it is pretty difficult.  Osama acted very much like a state sponsor of terrorism, he was in the background, doing logistical things which were the nuts and bolts of international terror, and letting others work to goals with which he ideologically agreed with.  KSM was actually probably more dangerous, in the long view.  He had recruited the terrorists which had attacked the WTC previously, planned the "Bojinka" operation, the assassination of the Pope and of Clinton, among other things.  Zawahiri's group was behind the Khobar Towers and Tanzania/Kenya Embassy attacks.  Khalid al-Mihdhar was behind the USS Cole attacks, which suggests he was a KSM man.

After the success of the attacks, of course, he was totally willing to be potrayed as the mastermind behind it.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 04:56:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:52:08 PM
Quote from: Dido on May 02, 2011, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 12:33:04 PM
I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.

Fuck off.

No shit. For one lousy day as a nation we are more united than we have been in many years. Let it happen.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:56:44 PM
Oh and if anyone wants to have a go at me for being a "cynic", have at it.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 04:57:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 03:19:41 PM
Also, some muslim customs say the body should be buried within a day. If they kept the body, it would be more fodder for the crazies.

If they have pictures and DNA and no videos of Osama saying "HA HA FOOLED YOU" then I think we can safely say that he's dead.

It won't stop terrorism, it won't destroy AQ... but for fucks sake, this is the asshole that inspired some idiots to change my country forever. Idiots on the plane. Idiot Americans willing to hand everything over to Mommy Government, idiot congress that willingly signed away our rights, idiot americans that expressed their anger and fear by backing Very Bad Foreign Policy ideas...

Also, Fuck Yeah for Obama sending in a couple helicopters full of Navy Death Panels.  :lulz:

Well actually, that was Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.  Osama helped fund the attack and train the terrorists, but actually definitely linking him to ordering it is pretty difficult.  Osama acted very much like a state sponsor of terrorism, he was in the background, doing logistical things which were the nuts and bolts of international terror, and letting others work to goals with which he ideologically agreed with.  KSM was actually probably more dangerous, in the long view.  He had recruited the terrorists which had attacked the WTC previously, planned the "Bojinka" operation, the assassination of the Pope and of Clinton, among other things.  Zawahiri's group was behind the Khobar Towers and Tanzania/Kenya Embassy attacks.  Khalid al-Mihdhar was behind the USS Cole attacks, which suggests he was a KSM man.

After the success of the attacks, of course, he was totally willing to be potrayed as the mastermind behind it.

Sorry if I was unclear... I meant that he INSPIRED the fucks that did it.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:56:44 PM
Oh and if anyone wants to have a go at me for being a "cynic", have at it.

You're not American. You're excused.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:56:44 PM
Oh and if anyone wants to have a go at me for being a "cynic", have at it.

Naw, because you're right.

But it's also true that Americans have been waiting for this day for 9.5 years.  He didn't do the planning, as you say, but he made it all possible.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 04:59:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:56:44 PM
Oh and if anyone wants to have a go at me for being a "cynic", have at it.

I don't think you are being cynical. Your position is based on factual information and likely outcomes. Having said that, I am still going to take a day to jump up and down about an international terrorist symbol of success being shot dead.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 05:00:10 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:56:44 PM
Oh and if anyone wants to have a go at me for being a "cynic", have at it.

You're not American. You're excused.

This is TROOF... today Americans will act like the teenagers we are. The rest of the world can be grown ups about it.

The boogyman is dead.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 05:02:41 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 05:00:10 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:56:44 PM
Oh and if anyone wants to have a go at me for being a "cynic", have at it.

You're not American. You're excused.

This is TROOF... today Americans will act like the teenagers we are. The rest of the world can be grown ups about it.

The boogyman is dead.

And, yes, there's lots of little boogeymen out there.  Terrorism is, of course, largely retail these days.

But yeah, ding dong, the shitneck is dead.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 04:57:00 PM
Sorry if I was unclear... I meant that he INSPIRED the fucks that did it.

I don't think he even did that, too much.  KSM had his own grouplet, and refused to integrate fully with Bin Laden's Al-Qaeda until 1999...which was when 9/11 was first planned.  9/11 was also a variation on Bojinka, KSM and Ramzi Yousef's earlier, aborted attack.

Afterwards, I would agree he was an inspiration to many individuals and groups though.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 02, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
According to the BBC the US didn't let Pakistan know the raid was happening until it had already began. Which is understandable, because Pakistani Intelligence hasn't exactly been the most co-operative group in these matters.

Yes.  Actively helping to hide him is not very co-operative. 

I can hear that phone call.  

"Yo, Syed, Barack, here.  Yeah, you know that asshole we've been looking for?  The one you said you didn't have in your country?  Turns out your guys have him stashed at this address.  I sent my boys in to bring his ass back here so I can kick it around, you might wanna let YOUR boys know to stay the hell out of the way...  No, they should be there anytime, you don't have time to bitch to me about this AND tell your guys to lay low or get their heads shot off...  Yeah, let me know if you've got a problem with that."
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:08:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 02, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
According to the BBC the US didn't let Pakistan know the raid was happening until it had already began. Which is understandable, because Pakistani Intelligence hasn't exactly been the most co-operative group in these matters.

Yes.  Actively helping to hide him is not very co-operative. 

I can hear that phone call.  

"Yo, Syed, Barack, here.  Yeah, you know that asshole we've been looking for?  The one you said you didn't have in your country?  Turns out your guys have him stashed at this address.  I sent my boys in to bring his ass back here so I can kick it around, you might wanna let YOUR boys know to stay the hell out of the way...  No, they should be there anytime, you don't have time to bitch to me about this AND tell your guys to lay low or get their heads shot off...  Yeah, let me know if you've got a problem with that."

Pakistan aren't going to suffer any negative consequences for this.  Not now or ever.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 05:08:11 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 02, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
According to the BBC the US didn't let Pakistan know the raid was happening until it had already began. Which is understandable, because Pakistani Intelligence hasn't exactly been the most co-operative group in these matters.

Yes.  Actively helping to hide him is not very co-operative. 

I can hear that phone call.  

"Yo, Syed, Barack, here.  Yeah, you know that asshole we've been looking for?  The one you said you didn't have in your country?  Turns out your guys have him stashed at this address.  I sent my boys in to bring his ass back here so I can kick it around, you might wanna let YOUR boys know to stay the hell out of the way...  No, they should be there anytime, you don't have time to bitch to me about this AND tell your guys to lay low or get their heads shot off...  Yeah, let me know if you've got a problem with that."
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 05:09:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:15:56 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 02, 2011, 02:42:24 PM
This will get Obama re-elected!! Or damn close.  I'M CALLING IT NOW!!!

Too early.  If this was a stunt, they'd pull it in September or October of 2012.
10 year anniversary coming up in September, looks good for Obama, maybe.

But yeah, he's dead.

Kind of odd they didn't put the SEALS on his ass right away, would've saved a lot of trouble..then again. those were the Bush years.. :winner:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 05:10:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:08:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 02, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
According to the BBC the US didn't let Pakistan know the raid was happening until it had already began. Which is understandable, because Pakistani Intelligence hasn't exactly been the most co-operative group in these matters.

Yes.  Actively helping to hide him is not very co-operative. 

I can hear that phone call.  

"Yo, Syed, Barack, here.  Yeah, you know that asshole we've been looking for?  The one you said you didn't have in your country?  Turns out your guys have him stashed at this address.  I sent my boys in to bring his ass back here so I can kick it around, you might wanna let YOUR boys know to stay the hell out of the way...  No, they should be there anytime, you don't have time to bitch to me about this AND tell your guys to lay low or get their heads shot off...  Yeah, let me know if you've got a problem with that."

Pakistan aren't going to suffer any negative consequences for this.  Not now or ever.

This is a fact. Pakistan has already gone public with support of this action and how they were partnered with the US.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:10:52 PM
Tommy Franks refused to station US troops on the Pakistani border.  Cheney let the ISI fly out several planeloads of "consultants and officers" who were almost certainly high ranking terrorists.  Since Tora Bora, the trail has been utterly cold.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:12:05 PM
Get ready for it?









are you ready?






you sure?








The political attack from the right has begun

http://blogs.cbn.com/thebrodyfile/archive/2011/05/02/obamas-bin-laden-speech-misses-mark.aspx

QuoteI know President Obama understands that getting Bin Laden doesn't mean an end to the war on terrorism but how about a smile? How about showing a little joy? How about a word or two saying something about how this is no doubt a happy or joyous occasion for Americans? We got nothing like that at all. Instead, we got Mr. Monotone. Mr. Bars and Tone. Mr. Non-Emotion.  President Obama missed an opportunity to connect with Americans last night.

So why did he announce the big news like he was reading the dictionary? You know the answer. It's because his speech wasn't so much aimed at Americans. He was being careful of how the "Arab Street" would interpret his remarks. Any hint of gloating or happiness might be rubbing it in the face of some of the crazies in the Arab World and heaven forbid we get them upset! How dare we Americans look like we're celebrating his death! The travesty of it all! Give me a break. Isn't it time to stop catering to thugs
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 05:12:28 PM
I really wish they had captured him alive.

From the reports Im hearing there were 40 SEALS and only about 5 or 10 armed people at Osamas mansion.
I know its not as easy as it sounds nonlethally bringing down an armed man but still...

Also, I remember telling a friend once that wasnt living in a cave he was living in a big city somewhere driving a taxi.
Turns out I was half right.

:lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 05:12:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:08:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 02, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
According to the BBC the US didn't let Pakistan know the raid was happening until it had already began. Which is understandable, because Pakistani Intelligence hasn't exactly been the most co-operative group in these matters.

Yes.  Actively helping to hide him is not very co-operative. 

I can hear that phone call.  

"Yo, Syed, Barack, here.  Yeah, you know that asshole we've been looking for?  The one you said you didn't have in your country?  Turns out your guys have him stashed at this address.  I sent my boys in to bring his ass back here so I can kick it around, you might wanna let YOUR boys know to stay the hell out of the way...  No, they should be there anytime, you don't have time to bitch to me about this AND tell your guys to lay low or get their heads shot off...  Yeah, let me know if you've got a problem with that."

Pakistan aren't going to suffer any negative consequences for this.  Not now or ever.

You're most likely correct.  Obama pretty much confirmed that in his speech.

QuoteTonight, I called President Zardari, and my team has also spoken with their Pakistani counterparts. They agree that this is a good and historic day for both of our nations. And going forward, it is essential that Pakistan continue to join us in the fight against al Qaeda and its affiliates.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:12:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 05:10:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:08:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 02, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
According to the BBC the US didn't let Pakistan know the raid was happening until it had already began. Which is understandable, because Pakistani Intelligence hasn't exactly been the most co-operative group in these matters.

Yes.  Actively helping to hide him is not very co-operative. 

I can hear that phone call.  

"Yo, Syed, Barack, here.  Yeah, you know that asshole we've been looking for?  The one you said you didn't have in your country?  Turns out your guys have him stashed at this address.  I sent my boys in to bring his ass back here so I can kick it around, you might wanna let YOUR boys know to stay the hell out of the way...  No, they should be there anytime, you don't have time to bitch to me about this AND tell your guys to lay low or get their heads shot off...  Yeah, let me know if you've got a problem with that."

Pakistan aren't going to suffer any negative consequences for this.  Not now or ever.

This is a fact. Pakistan has already gone public with support of this action and how they were partnered with the US.

Yeah.  The civilian government probably was, to be fair.  Well, elements of the civilian government.  And the head of the Pakistani military is, surprisingly, a fairly decent character.  I'm pretty sure the ISI and the Pasto officer corps protested loudly though, along with the religious political parties they bankroll.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 05:13:44 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:12:05 PM
Get ready for it?









are you ready?






you sure?








The political attack from the right has begun

http://blogs.cbn.com/thebrodyfile/archive/2011/05/02/obamas-bin-laden-speech-misses-mark.aspx

QuoteI know President Obama understands that getting Bin Laden doesn't mean an end to the war on terrorism but how about a smile? How about showing a little joy? How about a word or two saying something about how this is no doubt a happy or joyous occasion for Americans? We got nothing like that at all. Instead, we got Mr. Monotone. Mr. Bars and Tone. Mr. Non-Emotion.  President Obama missed an opportunity to connect with Americans last night.

So why did he announce the big news like he was reading the dictionary? You know the answer. It's because his speech wasn't so much aimed at Americans. He was being careful of how the "Arab Street" would interpret his remarks. Any hint of gloating or happiness might be rubbing it in the face of some of the crazies in the Arab World and heaven forbid we get them upset! How dare we Americans look like we're celebrating his death! The travesty of it all! Give me a break. Isn't it time to stop catering to thugs


Right, because a shit-eating grin is exactly what you want to show after you kill someone. Terrorist or not.

Go to hell, GOP.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
The GOP are sociopaths.  I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney can only get it up to snuff porn.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 05:16:54 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:12:05 PM


http://blogs.cbn.com/thebrodyfile/archive/2011/05/02/obamas-bin-laden-speech-misses-mark.aspx

QuoteI know President Obama understands that getting Bin Laden doesn't mean an end to the war on terrorism but how about a smile? How about showing a little joy? How about a word or two saying something about how this is no doubt a happy or joyous occasion for Americans? We got nothing like that at all. Instead, we got Mr. Monotone. Mr. Bars and Tone. Mr. Non-Emotion.  President Obama missed an opportunity to connect with Americans last night.

So why did he announce the big news like he was reading the dictionary? You know the answer. It's because his speech wasn't so much aimed at Americans. He was being careful of how the "Arab Street" would interpret his remarks. Any hint of gloating or happiness might be rubbing it in the face of some of the crazies in the Arab World and heaven forbid we get them upset! How dare we Americans look like we're celebrating his death! The travesty of it all! Give me a break. Isn't it time to stop catering to thugs


If he had done this with any sense of "gloating or happiness" they would have accused him of acting unprofessional (rightfully so in my opinion)



Also, "We are not at war with Islam." = "Catering to thugs and arab crazies" therefore "All of Islam is thugs and crazies."
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 02, 2011, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
The GOP are sociopaths.  I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney can only get it up to snuff porn.

Shooting his hunting buddy was actually an attempt at foreplay.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 05:17:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
The GOP are sociopaths.  I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney can only get it up to FURRY snuff porn.

Fixed.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 02, 2011, 05:18:26 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:16:54 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:12:05 PM


http://blogs.cbn.com/thebrodyfile/archive/2011/05/02/obamas-bin-laden-speech-misses-mark.aspx

QuoteI know President Obama understands that getting Bin Laden doesn't mean an end to the war on terrorism but how about a smile? How about showing a little joy? How about a word or two saying something about how this is no doubt a happy or joyous occasion for Americans? We got nothing like that at all. Instead, we got Mr. Monotone. Mr. Bars and Tone. Mr. Non-Emotion.  President Obama missed an opportunity to connect with Americans last night.

So why did he announce the big news like he was reading the dictionary? You know the answer. It's because his speech wasn't so much aimed at Americans. He was being careful of how the "Arab Street" would interpret his remarks. Any hint of gloating or happiness might be rubbing it in the face of some of the crazies in the Arab World and heaven forbid we get them upset! How dare we Americans look like we're celebrating his death! The travesty of it all! Give me a break. Isn't it time to stop catering to thugs


If he had done this with any sense of "gloating or happiness" they would have accused him of acting unprofessional (rightfully so in my opinion)



Also, "We are not at war with Islam." = "Catering to thugs and arab crazies" therefore "All of Islam is thugs and crazies."

According to them he can't do anything right. No matter how he does something, they'll spin it in some sort of negative light.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:19:24 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:17:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
The GOP are sociopaths.  I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney can only get it up to FURRY snuff porn.

Fixed.

Closer to the truth than many assume

http://missdynamite.com/blog/2008/05/31/confurrrrvative-internet-tough-guy-loves-skunks-hates-negroes
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 05:19:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
The GOP are sociopaths.  I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney can only get it up to snuff porn.
This rings true.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 05:19:45 PM
YES!  Awesome.  Way to go, Redneck States and their pedantic, picking of nits ways.

What comforts me about this is the fact they'd have shit down his throat for doing exactly what they are saying they wanted from him last night.

The fact he signed the death warrant or whatever the fuck it is when he called in the strike on the military compound/mansion in Pakistan is just completely lost on those fuckers.  NOW, the timing and the good fortune the Obamites will reap from this for '12 campaigning is a real substantial if small thing to mention...but the whining that Obama hasn't been on it for the whole 10 years the "hunt" has been on is fucked up as well.  Totally misses the mark that Bush HAD 7 years to do this and fucking failed.  Or, rather "failed."

I'm a total cynic about this, but I still think it's a damned great thing he's dead ass dead.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 02, 2011, 05:18:26 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:16:54 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 05:12:05 PM


http://blogs.cbn.com/thebrodyfile/archive/2011/05/02/obamas-bin-laden-speech-misses-mark.aspx

QuoteI know President Obama understands that getting Bin Laden doesn't mean an end to the war on terrorism but how about a smile? How about showing a little joy? How about a word or two saying something about how this is no doubt a happy or joyous occasion for Americans? We got nothing like that at all. Instead, we got Mr. Monotone. Mr. Bars and Tone. Mr. Non-Emotion.  President Obama missed an opportunity to connect with Americans last night.

So why did he announce the big news like he was reading the dictionary? You know the answer. It's because his speech wasn't so much aimed at Americans. He was being careful of how the "Arab Street" would interpret his remarks. Any hint of gloating or happiness might be rubbing it in the face of some of the crazies in the Arab World and heaven forbid we get them upset! How dare we Americans look like we're celebrating his death! The travesty of it all! Give me a break. Isn't it time to stop catering to thugs


If he had done this with any sense of "gloating or happiness" they would have accused him of acting unprofessional (rightfully so in my opinion)



Also, "We are not at war with Islam." = "Catering to thugs and arab crazies" therefore "All of Islam is thugs and crazies."

According to them he can't do anything right. No matter how he does something, they'll spin it in some sort of negative light.

I bet he read it from an autocue and everything.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 02, 2011, 05:23:43 PM
Not much I can say without getting slammed or made to feel like I'm just terrible because I'm not jumping up and down in celebration.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:19:24 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:17:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
The GOP are sociopaths.  I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney can only get it up to FURRY snuff porn.

Fixed.

Closer to the truth than many assume

http://missdynamite.com/blog/2008/05/31/confurrrrvative-internet-tough-guy-loves-skunks-hates-negroes

I will never understand what it is about the furry fandom that attracts the most vile sorts of human beings.
Im pretty sure even the average ICP concert has more well adjusted mentally healthy people than a furry convention.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 05:32:02 PM
Has there been any photos released other than the one shown t be a fake that they pulled?

Eta: for reference. Gory fake photo compared to original source http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-110502-osama-bin-laden-fake-picture.photoblog900.jpg
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 02, 2011, 05:34:52 PM
Maybe a stupid question but:

Is there any chance that whats left of his pack could get together for revenge or something? >.<
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 05:36:30 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 02, 2011, 05:34:52 PM
Maybe a stupid question but:

Is there any chance that whats left of his pack could get together for revenge or something? >.<

Oh, yeah, they're going to have to show that they're still relevant.  Hopefully, this means they'll rush the job.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Juana on May 02, 2011, 05:38:12 PM
^This.

Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 04:44:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 02, 2011, 02:48:40 PM
Ok, hold on a second. What would you have preferred, that they put him in a glass box and tour his corpse around the country?

I would have.  And called it a "reverse-Lenin".  Or at least marched him up and down a suitably wide street in DC.

Still, I take your point.  "They" could have done this at any point in the last 10 years.  That it has happened now suggests, at the very worst, Bin Laden is in no poisition to contradict the US claims or, more likely and positively, he is in fact dead.

I'm fairly sure some of the claims about the firefight are bullshit.  I bet Bin Laden wasn't given a chance to come in peacefully, for example.  And he may have had someone with him to ensure he didn't fall into American hands alive, or to an American bullet.  But I'm fairly confident the overall facts of what happened are accurate.
http://foknewschannel.com/bin-laden-dead/
QuoteAs the details continue to come in, there are several important points (and, at the bottom of this, several unimportant ones) to remember, and a remarkable new one to digest.

- The elimination of Osama Bin Laden was live-tweeted:

   Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).

That, for Sohaib Athar of Abbottabad, Pakistan (@ReallyVirtual) was when it started, around 4 PM Eastern time.

   Go away helicopter – before I take out my giant swatter :-/

Closer to 5 PM Eastern:

   A huge window shaking bang here in Abbottabad Cantt. I hope its not the start of something nasty :-S

Ear-witness to history. The details begin to come in to Mr. Athar:

   the few people online at this time of the night are saying one of the copters was not Pakistani...

Tell me about it.

   Since taliban (probably) don't have helicpoters, and since they're saying it was not "ours", so must be a complicated situation #abbottabad

I once left Palm Springs, California, at the exact moment students began to riot during spring break. My astonishment upon learning what I had seen is still fresh in my memory. That must've been nothing compared to Mr. Athar's growing awareness:

   Two helicpoters, one down, could actually be the training accident scenario they're saying it was

This next one, about 10 PM Eastern, gives me chills:

   Interesting rumors in the otherwise uneventful Abbottabad air today

Once again, all jigsaw puzzle parts are there. Only nobody knows that it's a jigsaw.

   Report from a taxi driver: The army has cordoned off the crash area and is conducting door-to-door search in the surrounding

We are now past the time Obama's speech has been announced:

   Report from a sweeper: A family also died in the crash, and one of the helicopter riders got away and is now being searched for.

Truer words never tweeted. And then comes this:

   RT @ISuckBigTime: Osama Bin Laden killed in Abbottabad, Pakistan.: ISI has confirmed it << Uh oh, there goes the neighborhood :-/

I love this man.

   Uh oh, now I'm the guy who liveblogged the Osama raid without knowing it.

Mr. Athar is, for now at least, The Most Interesting Tweeter In The World.
I suspect you're right, Cain.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 05:38:56 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 02, 2011, 05:23:43 PM
Not much I can say without getting slammed or made to feel like I'm just terrible because I'm not jumping up and down in celebration.



I'm with you.

I'm glad they killed him, but along with some sense of closure, I feel a sense of dread about what happens next.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 05:43:45 PM
Rumsfeld is now saying the information "may have come from Gitmo".

:lulz:

Because OBL has obviously been hiding in the same place for 9 years.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 05:43:45 PM
Rumsfeld is now saying the information "may have come from Gitmo".

:lulz:

Because OBL has obviously been hiding in the same place for 9 years.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 02, 2011, 05:47:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 09:39:02 AM
That's probably the least of the stupidity that is going to be coming down the line in the next few weeks.

Urgh, I feel another holiday from the news coming on...good thing I may be starting a new job and looking at doing some serious writing.  Stop me watching the TV.

Get rid of your cable/satellite. I did and I don't miss it one bit.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 05:48:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 05:43:45 PM
Rumsfeld is now saying the information "may have come from Gitmo".

:lulz:

Because OBL has obviously been hiding in the same place for 9 years.

I think he had a tent there for the first four years until they built the compound :D
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:48:46 PM
I suspect the Al-Qaeda network is too diffuse and fractured to mount any big attacks.

However, they may just step up suicide bombing attempts instead.  Those are cheap and easy.  On the other hand, it doesn't really keep in step with their image as the Scary Terrorist Organisation That Does Spectacular Attacks.  Any idiot can pull off a suicide bombing, after all.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 05:49:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:48:46 PM
I suspect the Al-Qaeda network is too diffuse and fractured to mount any big attacks.

However, they may just step up suicide bombing attempts instead.  Those are cheap and easy.  On the other hand, it doesn't really keep in step with their image as the Scary Terrorist Organisation That Does Spectacular Attacks.  Any idiot can pull off a suicide bombing, after all.

Except on New Years Eve.  :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 05:50:30 PM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on May 02, 2011, 05:47:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 09:39:02 AM
That's probably the least of the stupidity that is going to be coming down the line in the next few weeks.

Urgh, I feel another holiday from the news coming on...good thing I may be starting a new job and looking at doing some serious writing.  Stop me watching the TV.

Get rid of your cable/satellite. I did and I don't miss it one bit.

I did, and also didn't miss it.

But digital TV in the UK is required, if you want to have a TV (they're switching the analog off, this year) and comes with BBC News 24, Sky News, CNN, Al-jazeera, Russia Today and a couple of other news stations automatically.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 06:01:16 PM
Here is a very good article describing the compound.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/02/bin.laden.raid/index.html?hpt=T1
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 06:33:06 PM
Is it wrong that I keep thinking "wow Osama must have been really good at hide and seek when he was kid"?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 06:33:06 PM
Is it wrong that I keep thinking "wow Osama must have been really good at hide and seek when he was kid"?

I'm not a big conspiracy nut, but I have felt for some time that the Bush regime needed a boogeyman much more than they needed a confirmed kill.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 06:36:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 06:33:06 PM
Is it wrong that I keep thinking "wow Osama must have been really good at hide and seek when he was kid"?

I'm not a big conspiracy nut, but I have felt for some time that the Bush regime needed a boogeyman much more than they needed a confirmed kill.

Entirely possible.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 06:54:24 PM
Too bad Obama couldn't have pulled this off within the first year of his term.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 06:56:41 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 06:54:24 PM
Too bad Obama couldn't have pulled this off within the first year of his term.

Yeah, well, hide and seek in the back yard is one thing.  The whole planet, with another country apparently running interference?  Gonna take a little longer.

Bush had 7 years, and couldn't do it.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 06:57:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 06:56:41 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 06:54:24 PM
Too bad Obama couldn't have pulled this off within the first year of his term.

Yeah, well, hide and seek in the back yard is one thing.  The whole planet, with another country apparently running interference?  Gonna take a little longer.

Bush had 7 years, and couldn't do it.

Couldn't? Or wouldn't?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 07:17:56 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 06:57:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 06:56:41 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 06:54:24 PM
Too bad Obama couldn't have pulled this off within the first year of his term.

Yeah, well, hide and seek in the back yard is one thing.  The whole planet, with another country apparently running interference?  Gonna take a little longer.

Bush had 7 years, and couldn't do it.

Couldn't? Or wouldn't?

I was under the impression that Bush's family was friends with the Bin Laden family - not necessarily Osama, but his father or one of his 25 brothers or something. Whoever controls the oil side of the Bin Laden empire. I can see it being a favor to give Osama a seven year head start from the Bush family to the Bin Laden family.

The guy does have 25-ish brothers and 20-ish sons, doesn't he? I wonder how his family is taking this news.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2011, 07:27:42 PM
Bin Laden isn't exactly popular with the rest of his family though - they make a lot of money due to how close they are to the House of Saud and profit from their financial investments in American firms.  Two groups of people not exactly on Osama's Happy Hanukah card list.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 07:30:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2011, 07:27:42 PM
Bin Laden isn't exactly popular with the rest of his family though - they make a lot of money due to how close they are to the House of Saud and profit from their financial investments in American firms.  Two groups of people not exactly on Osama's Happy Hanukah card list.

That's a good point. He did disown them all and everything that went with them. It would just be interesting to know what their feelings were on this mess. Probably irrelevant but I do wonder.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: PopeTom on May 02, 2011, 07:33:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 04:02:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
I'm going to have to disagree with those on the cynical side of this.

Yeah, there's still loads of problems, and yeah, Al Qaeda will continue.

But HE'S dead.  So you'll forgive me if I enjoy the moment.

This.

Is it the end?  Maybe not...  But knocking a head off the hydra's still worth celebrating.

Unless of course Iolaus is slacking on his torching duties.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 07:43:41 PM
http://mangalorean.com/news.php?newstype=local&newsid=236175

Al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden and German Nazi fountainhead Adolf Hitler also share the date on which their death was announced -- May 1.

:lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 07:50:02 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 02, 2011, 07:33:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 04:02:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
I'm going to have to disagree with those on the cynical side of this.

Yeah, there's still loads of problems, and yeah, Al Qaeda will continue.

But HE'S dead.  So you'll forgive me if I enjoy the moment.

This.

Is it the end?  Maybe not...  But knocking a head off the hydra's still worth celebrating.

Unless of course Iolaus is slacking on his torching duties.

With a name like "LOL ass" its important to wonder.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: PopeTom on May 02, 2011, 08:09:05 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
I will never understand what it is about the furry fandom that attracts the most vile sorts of human beings.
Im pretty sure even the average ICP concert has more well adjusted mentally healthy people than a furry convention.

(http://www.ideasaredumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/1255380013.tailsxfoxxninja_133725.jpg)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 02, 2011, 08:10:23 PM
Oh....My...God..... :horrormirth:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 08:11:14 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
I will never understand what it is about the furry fandom that attracts the most vile sorts of human beings.
Im pretty sure even the average ICP concert has more well adjusted mentally healthy people than a furry convention.

I know entirely too many of them, and I wouldn't call them vile, just...pathetic.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Freeky on May 02, 2011, 08:33:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
I will never understand what it is about the furry fandom that attracts the most vile sorts of human beings.
Im pretty sure even the average ICP concert has more well adjusted mentally healthy people than a furry convention.

I know some Hatchet peeps, or whatever they call themselves.  They aren't what you might call "stable," or "capable of making rational judgement."
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dysnomia on May 02, 2011, 08:34:19 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 07:43:41 PM
http://mangalorean.com/news.php?newstype=local&newsid=236175

Al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden and German Nazi fountainhead Adolf Hitler also share the date on which their death was announced -- May 1.

:lulz:
:tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: PopeTom on May 02, 2011, 08:36:29 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 02, 2011, 08:33:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
I will never understand what it is about the furry fandom that attracts the most vile sorts of human beings.
Im pretty sure even the average ICP concert has more well adjusted mentally healthy people than a furry convention.

I know some Discordian peeps, or whatever they call themselves.  They aren't what you might call "stable," or "capable of making rational judgement."

Fixed!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Freeky on May 02, 2011, 08:41:31 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 02, 2011, 08:36:29 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 02, 2011, 08:33:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
I will never understand what it is about the furry fandom that attracts the most vile sorts of human beings.
Im pretty sure even the average ICP concert has more well adjusted mentally healthy people than a furry convention.

I know some Discordian peeps, or whatever they call themselves.  They aren't what you might call "stable," or "capable of making rational judgement."

Fixed!
:lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 08:44:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 06:33:06 PM
Is it wrong that I keep thinking "wow Osama must have been really good at hide and seek when he was kid"?

I'm not a big conspiracy nut, but I have felt for some time that the Bush regime needed a boogeyman much more than they needed a confirmed kill.

Well, yeah... he was a convenient excuse to invade any country where they "suspected he might be hiding".
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
I'm not understanding why there are no photos or videos of the "compound" on the web. What gives?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 08:52:16 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 02, 2011, 08:09:05 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
I will never understand what it is about the furry fandom that attracts the most vile sorts of human beings.
Im pretty sure even the average ICP concert has more well adjusted mentally healthy people than a furry convention.

(http://www.ideasaredumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/1255380013.tailsxfoxxninja_133725.jpg)

Quotetailsxfoxxninja.jpg

:x

I was having a very nice day before this.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 08:52:50 PM
Never mind, found some. They're not very good.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 08:55:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2011, 08:52:50 PM
Never mind, found some. They're not very good.
Movie getting made in 3...2...1...
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bruno on May 02, 2011, 08:57:54 PM
There's a shoop going around, apparently.

http://oi54.tinypic.com/2wcpftl.jpg
Just FYI.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
EWWWWWW
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 09:51:19 PM
The conspiracy theories have already started

http://www.infowars.com/red-alert-government-had-osama-bin-laden-frozen-for-years/
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 09:55:56 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 09:51:19 PM
The conspiracy theories have already started

http://www.infowars.com/red-alert-government-had-osama-bin-laden-frozen-for-years/

This is why I love the internet.   :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Hey, do we mind not hotlinking pictures of corpses? For those of us who are squeamish as well as for the NSFW factor?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 09:57:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 09:55:56 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 09:51:19 PM
The conspiracy theories have already started

http://www.infowars.com/red-alert-government-had-osama-bin-laden-frozen-for-years/

This is why I love the internet.   :lulz:

Yeah!  They had him in the freezer right next to Walt Disney?   :roll:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 09:59:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Hey, do we mind not hotlinking pictures of corpses? For those of us who are squeamish as well as for the NSFW factor?

Fixed.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 09:59:25 PM
Good grief.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Payne on May 02, 2011, 09:59:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 09:57:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 09:55:56 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 02, 2011, 09:51:19 PM
The conspiracy theories have already started

http://www.infowars.com/red-alert-government-had-osama-bin-laden-frozen-for-years/

This is why I love the internet.   :lulz:

Yeah!  They had him in the freezer right next to Walt Disney?   :roll:

Just you wait and see. Next week they'll send a team into Peru and claim to have killed Walt Disney.

THEN WHO'LL BE LAUGHING?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 10:12:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 09:59:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Hey, do we mind not hotlinking pictures of corpses? For those of us who are squeamish as well as for the NSFW factor?

Fixed.

Thanks!  :)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 10:46:45 PM
Just in:  HELL FROZE OVER.

As if things couldn't get any more sensational today with news of Osama bin Laden's death, we bring you this: Rush Limbaugh gushing over President Barack Obama.
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2011/05/rush_limbaugh_praises_obama.php
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 10:55:27 PM
END TIMES
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 11:05:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 10:46:45 PM
Just in:  HELL FROZE OVER.

As if things couldn't get any more sensational today with news of Osama bin Laden's death, we bring you this: Rush Limbaugh gushing over President Barack Obama.
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2011/05/rush_limbaugh_praises_obama.php

My brain...
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Post by: Richter on May 02, 2011, 11:10:18 PM
So we got him.

Rush Limbaugh - :horrormirth:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 11:10:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 11:05:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 10:46:45 PM
Just in:  HELL FROZE OVER.

As if things couldn't get any more sensational today with news of Osama bin Laden's death, we bring you this: Rush Limbaugh gushing over President Barack Obama.
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2011/05/rush_limbaugh_praises_obama.php

My brain...

IT BURNSSSSS US PRECIOUSSSSS
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:15:24 PM
Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll get the job done instead of fucking up whole countries. Which they still managed to do.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 11:16:14 PM
I like the commenter who said that Rush was clearly being tongue-in-cheek. He's said so many batshit insane things, WHO CAN TELL?  :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 11:16:43 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:15:24 PM
Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll instead of fucking up the whole country.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?

Yeah, pretty much.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:19:46 PM
They want a death certificate now.
Wouldn't the SEALS have just fucked him in the bullet holes and thrown him in the ocean?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 11:40:20 PM
I wish they hadn't released the fact that so much information had been seized at the compound because this announcement could nullify every word of it.

I also hope they do not release the identities of the Seals involved.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 11:43:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 11:40:20 PM
I wish they hadn't released the fact that so much information had been seized at the compound because this announcement could nullify every word of it.

I also hope they do not release the identities of the Seals involved.

It could...  However, if I were associated with the terrorists, I'd assume they got every piece of information that was there, it's only logical.  Either way, there'll be chaos among his associates.

Also, likewise, nobody needs to know who was actually there.  Their families will be safer.

I will, however, buy a beer for the next military member I come across in honor of the guys who DID go.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 02, 2011, 11:43:40 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 02, 2011, 04:06:58 PM
There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

This, and the fact that OBL being dead is about as relevant to what's going on in the world today as the color of Katie Couric's dress.

I utterly fail to see what there is to celebrate.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 02, 2011, 11:45:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 04:56:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:52:08 PM
Quote from: Dido on May 02, 2011, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 12:33:04 PM
I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.

Fuck off.

No shit. For one lousy day as a nation we are more united than we have been in many years. Let it happen.

Speak for yourself. I have no wish to be united with most of the mouthbreathers I have to share this space with. :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:50:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 11:40:20 PM
I wish they hadn't released the fact that so much information had been seized at the compound because this announcement could nullify every word of it.

I also hope they do not release the identities of the Seals involved.
It would've been Black Ops, right? As in "anybody leaks this gets their ass fried"?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 11:53:09 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 02, 2011, 11:43:40 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 02, 2011, 04:06:58 PM
There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

This, and the fact that OBL being dead is about as relevant to what's going on in the world today as the color of Katie Couric's dress.

I utterly fail to see what there is to celebrate.

Celebrate that people are buying stuff.

Seriously, this jackass getting killed is saving my mortgage this month.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 02, 2011, 11:45:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 04:56:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:52:08 PM
Quote from: Dido on May 02, 2011, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 12:33:04 PM
I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.

Fuck off.

No shit. For one lousy day as a nation we are more united than we have been in many years. Let it happen.

Speak for yourself. I have no wish to be united with most of the mouthbreathers I have to share this space with. :lulz:

:lulz:

Fukin knobgobbler.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 11:54:42 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:50:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 11:40:20 PM
I wish they hadn't released the fact that so much information had been seized at the compound because this announcement could nullify every word of it.

I also hope they do not release the identities of the Seals involved.
It would've been Black Ops, right? As in "anybody leaks this gets their ass fried"?

Yeah, for the next 30 years it should be on paper that they weren't even there. They're all doing "training exercises" in the States.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:54:53 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 02, 2011, 11:45:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 04:56:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:52:08 PM
Quote from: Dido on May 02, 2011, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 12:33:04 PM
I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.

Fuck off.

No shit. For one lousy day as a nation we are more united than we have been in many years. Let it happen.

Speak for yourself. I have no wish to be united with most of the mouthbreathers I have to share this space with. :lulz:
Yeah, and you know there's a bunch of bullshit involved, anyway.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 11:55:41 PM
I'm kinda over it now. I had my elation, and I'm still bringing the white roses instead of red to my next trip to Ground Zero, and, you all, can collectively eat my ass. :)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 11:56:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2011, 11:53:09 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 02, 2011, 11:43:40 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 02, 2011, 04:06:58 PM
There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

This, and the fact that OBL being dead is about as relevant to what's going on in the world today as the color of Katie Couric's dress.

I utterly fail to see what there is to celebrate.

Celebrate that people are buying stuff.

Seriously, this jackass getting killed is saving my mortgage this month.

Congrats, maybe some of it will rub off on my book!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 11:59:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 11:56:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2011, 11:53:09 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 02, 2011, 11:43:40 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 02, 2011, 04:06:58 PM
There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

This, and the fact that OBL being dead is about as relevant to what's going on in the world today as the color of Katie Couric's dress.

I utterly fail to see what there is to celebrate.

Celebrate that people are buying stuff.

Seriously, this jackass getting killed is saving my mortgage this month.

Congrats, maybe some of it will rub off on my book!

I really hope so.

America's unbridled consumer optimism could carry us a ways, if it doesn't peter out too fast.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 03, 2011, 12:09:54 AM
Or if everyone doesn't realize that they're actually still broke. :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 12:16:31 AM
Al Qaeda will of course try something in the next 90 days.  They pretty much have to.

My guess is Disneyworld, CA, for multiple reasons.
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Post by: LMNO on May 03, 2011, 12:18:47 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 11:55:41 PM
you all, can collectively eat my ass. :)

Dibs.



Line forms to the left.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 03, 2011, 12:20:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 12:16:31 AM
Al Qaeda will of course try something in the next 90 days.  They pretty much have to.

My guess is Disneyworld, CA, for multiple reasons.

Does it make me a horrible person if I root for them just that once?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Telarus on May 03, 2011, 12:38:28 AM
Only if we get a running set piece battle through the Haunted Mansion between Mecha-Walt.Disney2.0 and Bionic Khalid Sheikh Mohammed while hordes of Johnny Depp and Princess celebrity look-a-likes attempt to hold back the Golden Horde horde of Islamic Sharia-Kamikaze Dervishes from trashing the It's a Small World ride by imposing Sharia law on all the cute little animatronic children.

Are you LISTENING you fucking cia Imagineers!!!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 03, 2011, 12:47:12 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 03, 2011, 12:20:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 12:16:31 AM
Al Qaeda will of course try something in the next 90 days.  They pretty much have to.

My guess is Disneyworld, CA, for multiple reasons.

Does it make me a horrible person if I root for them just that once?

Nope.

I say get Squid out of Orlando and take out that 50mi radius as well.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 03, 2011, 01:01:43 AM
I think Roger actually meant Disneyland. Anaheim must be destroyed.
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Post by: Nast on May 03, 2011, 01:02:21 AM
I'm glad people are buying things. I think it's interesting that during a period of calamity or misfortune people cinch their spending, even if they're not the ones directly affected. You would imagine that people would consume more to make themselves feel better, in the same way that one consumes cookies when one's sad.

But I don't think cookies have anything to do with the economy at all.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 03, 2011, 01:24:01 AM
WTF!  goddamnit all the cool shit happens when Im in another country and not at all interested in cable news, or any news for that matter.  I´m going to tip back a few brews and hope this isn´t all a smoke screen, though It´s not like one´s been needed considering the shit that washington has pulled over the last decade.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2011, 01:33:28 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:15:24 PM
Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll get the job done instead of fucking up whole countries. Which they still managed to do.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?

1) The matter of where to send them is kind of the crux of that plan.

2) SEALs are hardly psychopaths.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: PopeTom on May 03, 2011, 02:24:35 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 03, 2011, 01:01:43 AM
I think Roger actually meant Disneyland. Anaheim must be destroyed.

Why Anaheim?  It's only the second whitest city in America.

Aim for the top, Salt Lake City! 
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 03, 2011, 02:40:05 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:16:54 AM

DRAW AND QUARTER THAT TERRORIST MOTHERFUCKER ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST AND PUT HIS HEAD ON A GODDAMN PIKE RIGHT AT GROUND ZERO.


My wife commented last night that you don't see enough heads on pikes these days.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 03, 2011, 03:17:26 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:15:24 PM
Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll get the job done instead of fucking up whole countries. Which they still managed to do.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?

Hes talking about torturing illegally held prisoners at Guantanimo.

Because for some reason every right wing nut has been spouting about how thats how they found him. Ive yet to hear a thing about it from anywhere that wasnt a tea party blog or Fox News so I assume its bullshit.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:21:37 AM
Lots of Americans were mad it took ten years for the government to kill bin Laden, but I think it was worth them being extra careful to make sure no one else got hurt.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 03, 2011, 03:25:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:21:37 AM
Lots of Americans were mad it took ten years for the government to kill bin Laden, but I think it was worth them being extra careful to make sure no one else got hurt.
i certainly agree.
if we had been ham fisted, it might have smeared our good name in the world...
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jasper on May 03, 2011, 03:30:10 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:21:37 AM
Lots of Americans were mad it took ten years for the government to kill bin Laden, but I think it was worth them being extra careful to make sure no one else got hurt.

My eyes pop out and my teeth grind when I read those words.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 03:34:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:21:37 AM
Lots of Americans were mad it took ten years for the government to kill bin Laden, but I think it was worth them being extra careful to make sure no one else got hurt.

I just choked on my own spit.   :lulz:

THERE'S that dry British humor!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Phox on May 03, 2011, 03:50:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:21:37 AM
Lots of Americans were mad it took ten years for the government to kill bin Laden, but I think it was worth them being extra careful to make sure no one else got hurt.
:spit:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 03, 2011, 04:23:53 AM
Didn't wanna spag up Vex's thread so I'll say it in here


Now that Osama is dead... does that mean the government is going to return all your freedoms back?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 03, 2011, 04:26:58 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 03, 2011, 04:23:53 AM
Didn't wanna spag up Vex's thread so I'll say it in here


Now that Osama is dead... does that mean the government is going to return all your freedoms back?

yeah of course. i got the tracking number on my Rights Return Packet already.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on May 03, 2011, 05:02:41 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 02, 2011, 04:22:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 02, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on May 02, 2011, 04:17:54 AM
woulda been better to get him alive

Nope.  Better blown to tiny bits.
To fast of a death IMO.

Im glad he's dead. I just had hoped though that he would have died after a long painful drawn out illness or something. I wanted to know he had suffered a shit-ton before he died.


He had a long painful drawn out illness.

Plus he got blown to bits.

I dunno,  He's a badguy, but I don't think he's any worse a badguy than a lot of others.  I don't need badguys to suffer dramatically, I just want them to go away.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jasper on May 03, 2011, 05:24:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 03:34:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:21:37 AM
Lots of Americans were mad it took ten years for the government to kill bin Laden, but I think it was worth them being extra careful to make sure no one else got hurt.

I just choked on my own spit.   :lulz:

THERE'S that dry British humor!

Positively desiccated.  In fact, I may need a drink. 
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 03, 2011, 05:44:16 AM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on May 03, 2011, 01:33:28 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:15:24 PM
Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll get the job done instead of fucking up whole countries. Which they still managed to do.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?

1) The matter of where to send them is kind of the crux of that plan.

2) SEALs are hardly psychopaths.
They're smart and they're good at it.

But "hop & pop, shoot & loot" will get you certified in some circles. They just found a way to bypass that and get paid.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Juana on May 03, 2011, 05:45:03 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 03, 2011, 04:26:58 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 03, 2011, 04:23:53 AM
Didn't wanna spag up Vex's thread so I'll say it in here


Now that Osama is dead... does that mean the government is going to return all your freedoms back?

yeah of course. i got the tracking number on my Rights Return Packet already.
Yep! I got two-day shipping, so it should be here tomorrow.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on May 03, 2011, 05:46:09 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 11:55:41 PM
I'm kinda over it now. I had my elation, and I'm still bringing the white roses instead of red to my next trip to Ground Zero, and, you all, can collectively eat my ass. :)

kinky!  All at once or do we take turns?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 03, 2011, 05:56:31 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 03, 2011, 05:45:03 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 03, 2011, 04:26:58 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 03, 2011, 04:23:53 AM
Didn't wanna spag up Vex's thread so I'll say it in here


Now that Osama is dead... does that mean the government is going to return all your freedoms back?

yeah of course. i got the tracking number on my Rights Return Packet already.
Yep! I got two-day shipping, so it should be here tomorrow.
Go Fedex and take 'em back but don't get caught. :p
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Salty on May 03, 2011, 06:10:50 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:21:37 AM
Lots of Americans were mad it took ten years for the government to kill bin Laden, but I think it was worth them being extra careful to make sure no one else got hurt.

I know I'm not here and all but this made me laugh harder than I can remember doing in a long time.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 03, 2011, 07:51:15 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 07:43:41 PM
http://mangalorean.com/news.php?newstype=local&newsid=236175

Al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden and German Nazi fountainhead Adolf Hitler also share the date on which their death was announced -- May 1.

:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/etnuu.jpg)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 11:47:40 AM
http://www.politicususa.com/en/5-responses-bin-laden

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 03, 2011, 02:31:55 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 03, 2011, 03:17:26 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 11:15:24 PM
Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll get the job done instead of fucking up whole countries. Which they still managed to do.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?

Hes talking about torturing illegally held prisoners at Guantanimo.

Because for some reason every right wing nut has been spouting about how thats how they found him. Ive yet to hear a thing about it from anywhere that wasnt a tea party blog or Fox News so I assume its bullshit.

The New York Times reported that the pseudonym for OBL's courier (who was the guy they watched go in and out of the compoung a lot, red-flagging it) was given to the military by several Guantanamo detainees.

So, one train of logic goes:  Gitmo -> pseudonym -> tracking -> finding/killing OBL.

We probably could have gotten that info a lot quicker if we weren't spending all that time beating the snot out of those prisoners, though.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 03, 2011, 02:47:52 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 03, 2011, 06:10:50 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:21:37 AM
Lots of Americans were mad it took ten years for the government to kill bin Laden, but I think it was worth them being extra careful to make sure no one else got hurt.

I know I'm not here and all but this made me laugh harder than I can remember doing in a long time.

GET BACK TO WORK!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:07:59 PM
In a way, it was probably better Bin Laden was killed, as the US would almost certainly torture him if taken alive.  And then it would put him in a legal black hole, as torture would make it impossible for a civilian trial to proceed, but, well who is going to argue in favour of Bin Laden's civil liberties?  It would have been KSM times 1000.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 03:17:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:07:59 PM
In a way, it was probably better Bin Laden was killed, as the US would almost certainly torture him if taken alive.  And then it would put him in a legal black hole, as torture would make it impossible for a civilian trial to proceed, but, well who is going to argue in favour of Bin Laden's civil liberties?  It would have been KSM times 1000.

True, that.  And torturing him would make him a martyr to some.

The image of him shot while trying to use his wife as a shield (reports vary on whether or not that was true) tarnish the whole martyr thing... and dumping him at sea means there's no gravesite to serve as a shrine.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 03:20:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 03:17:44 PM
True, that.  And torturing him would make him a martyr to some.

More to the point, it would make us - as a nation - bigger scumbags than we already are.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 03:21:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 03:20:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 03:17:44 PM
True, that.  And torturing him would make him a martyr to some.

More to the point, it would make us - as a nation - bigger scumbags than we already are.

That, too.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:31:59 PM
I think he is going to be considered a martyr by many regardless of the circumstances of his death.  Unless he was discovered jacking off to gay porn while smoking weed with pages of the Koran as rolling paper.

Al-Qaeda's ruling shura are going to take a vote, incidentally.  No idea on who the new chief will be, but it could be interesting - Zawahiri may stay in his role as operations commander (though you could certainly argue he has done a piss-poor job in that position) and the new blood members like Sirajuddin Haqqani, Qari Ziaur Rahman, Nazir Ahmad and Ilyas Kashmiri (not to mention possibly Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, with whom Bin Laden met shortly before his death) could make the vote go in potentally interesting directions.

It looks like Osama was a busy little bee before he died.  He was trying to draw the hardcore Islamists within Pakistan into some kind of umbrella organization, while the focus was on the Arab revolts, and possibly to ensure opposition to any similar kind of event in Pakistan (where, after all, two reformist and civil libertarian politicians were recently killed for questioning the Pakistani "blasphemy law").  Contacts in Warizistan have also confirmed that Al-Qaeda and associated militants have declared their ceasefire with the Pakistani military is unequivocally over, and that those involved in the operation are primary targets.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: hooplala on May 03, 2011, 03:34:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:31:59 PM
I think he is going to be considered a martyr by many regardless of the circumstances of his death.  Unless he was discovered jacking off to gay porn while smoking weed with pages of the Koran as rolling paper.

Al-Qaeda's ruling shura are going to take a vote, incidentally.  No idea on who the new chief will be, but it could be interesting - Zawahiri may stay in his role as operations commander (though you could certainly argue he has done a piss-poor job in that position) and the new blood members like Sirajuddin Haqqani, Qari Ziaur Rahman, Nazir Ahmad and Ilyas Kashmiri (not to mention possibly Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, with whom Bin Laden met shortly before his death) could make the vote go in potentally interesting directions.

It looks like Osama was a busy little bee before he died.  He was trying to draw the hardcore Islamists within Pakistan into some kind of umbrella organization, while the focus was on the Arab revolts, and possibly to ensure opposition to any similar kind of event in Pakistan (where, after all, two reformist and civil libertarian politicians were recently killed for questioning the Pakistani "blasphemy law").  Contacts in Warizistan have also confirmed that Al-Qaeda and associated militants have declared their ceasefire with the Pakistani military is unequivocally over, and that those involved in the operation are primary targets.


I think it's high time we got this rumour going...
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.




Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 03, 2011, 03:40:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.






People suck.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 03, 2011, 03:42:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.






THANKS FOR RUINING IT ASSHOLES
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 03, 2011, 03:49:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

Unfortunately, a lot of people don't hate Bin Laden for being a mass murdering fundamentalist jackass, but for being an Emmanuel Goldstein-esque figure of hate and stand-in for Islam generally.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 03:55:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.



Of course.  Monkeys will fling shit.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 04:02:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

This is why we can't have nice things.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 03, 2011, 04:06:07 PM
 :|
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: AFK on May 03, 2011, 04:07:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

Maine: Sometimes The Way Life Shouldn't Be, Ever.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 03, 2011, 04:17:49 PM
It should be fair then, to muck up a church. They don't get that as often as mosques and synagogues.
:argh!:

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 04:40:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.






Yeah, surprise. Bin Laden's death isn't going to do anything to decrease anti-Islamic sentiments in the US. I anticipate acts of violence in the upcoming weeks by some of these patriots whipped into a celebratory blood-frenzy against innocent Muslim Americans.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 03, 2011, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 03, 2011, 02:24:35 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 03, 2011, 01:01:43 AM
I think Roger actually meant Disneyland. Anaheim must be destroyed.

Why Anaheim?  It's only the second whitest city in America.

Aim for the top, Salt Lake City! 

You must be thinking of a different Anaheim.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 04:43:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 04:40:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.






Yeah, surprise. Bin Laden's death isn't going to do anything to decrease anti-Islamic sentiments in the US. I anticipate acts of violence in the upcoming weeks by some of these patriots whipped into a celebratory blood-frenzy against innocent Muslim Americans.

Yeah, people suck.

They don't quite grasp the concept that lumping all Muslims in with the terrorists is a lot like deciding all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist Church.  (And, BOY do they get their panties in a wad if you point that out to them.)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: AFK on May 03, 2011, 04:53:10 PM
And this happened in Portland, Maine which is a city with a very liberal/Democratic population. 
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 03, 2011, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 03, 2011, 04:53:10 PM
And this happened in Portland, Maine which is a city with a very liberal/Democratic population. 

      LIBERULZ ARE THE REAL RACISTS
            \
    :teabagger1:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 03, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 04:02:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

This is why we can't have nice things.

THIS.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 03, 2011, 05:36:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Hey, do we mind not hotlinking pictures of corpses? For those of us who are squeamish as well as for the NSFW factor?
Almost forgot -
do not, repeat, DO NOT go to ED and click on "Kurt Cobain".  *shudders*
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 07:08:16 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 03, 2011, 05:36:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Hey, do we mind not hotlinking pictures of corpses? For those of us who are squeamish as well as for the NSFW factor?
Almost forgot -
do not, repeat, DO NOT go to ED and click on "Kurt Cobain".  *shudders*

Oh christ I would never
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
I stay the hell off ED except when directed to it by accident.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Telarus on May 03, 2011, 07:16:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

I was so disappointed in the ignorant monkeys who did this.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 07:20:01 PM
Quote from: Telarus on May 03, 2011, 07:16:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:39:21 PM
Is it all right to talk about vengance-fueled hate-monkeys again?


Mosque Vandalized Following Bin Laden Death (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/anti-muslim-hate-crime-mars-bin-laden-news-in-portland-me.php)

QuoteOn Monday in Portland, ME the walls of the largest mosque in town were spray-painted with "Osama today, Islam tomorow [sic]" and other phrases, sometime following morning prayers on the day after American forces killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

I was so disappointed in the ignorant monkeys who did this.

I can't even hit disappointed.  Straight to disgusted.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 03, 2011, 07:21:04 PM
Unfortunately, I expected it as soon as I heard he was dead.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 07:24:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 07:21:04 PM
Unfortunately, I expected it as soon as I heard he was dead.

Still half expecting a vandalized church with Islamic symbols painted all over, a big "ooh, poor us, send us money, it's AMERIKUN!" fundraiser, and the discovery that the vandalism was by a couple loyal Christian churchgoers.

I'm getting more cynical, aren't I?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 03, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
I'm expecting Hindus running convenience stores to be assaulted by some inbred fuckstick who refers to all brown people who are not Mexican as "Iranians" or "sand n-s".
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 03, 2011, 07:32:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 07:24:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 07:21:04 PM
Unfortunately, I expected it as soon as I heard he was dead.

Still half expecting a vandalized church with Islamic symbols painted all over, a big "ooh, poor us, send us money, it's AMERIKUN!" fundraiser, and the discovery that the vandalism was by a couple loyal Christian churchgoers.

I'm getting more cynical, aren't I?

If you are then I must be too.  I expect a shit ton of muslim bashing in the next little while...
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Freeky on May 03, 2011, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 07:21:04 PM
Unfortunately, I expected it as soon as I heard he was dead.

I expect lynchings by Sunday.  :sad:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 03, 2011, 07:34:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 03, 2011, 07:32:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 07:24:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 07:21:04 PM
Unfortunately, I expected it as soon as I heard he was dead.

Still half expecting a vandalized church with Islamic symbols painted all over, a big "ooh, poor us, send us money, it's AMERIKUN!" fundraiser, and the discovery that the vandalism was by a couple loyal Christian churchgoers.

I'm getting more cynical, aren't I?

If you are then I must be too.  I expect a shit ton of muslim bashing in the next little while...

Yep.

Side note, I work at a university with a LOT of foreign students, including a number from the middle east.

This may not be a happy week.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 03, 2011, 08:22:31 PM
Our local mosque has added security until further notice....  :|

We actually have a rather large muslim population, but I put that towards the huge Bosnian population here.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 01:28:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jox5vMFASLA&feature=feedlik

:lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 02:20:44 AM
That was a very appropriate reaction to a guy acting like a disruptive douchebag on the subway.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 04, 2011, 02:29:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 02:20:44 AM
That was a very appropriate reaction to a guy acting like a disruptive douchebag on the subway.

I hate loud people on public transit. I just want to read my book or do my crossword. That's not a lot for anyone to ask. I like some of the looks he was getting.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Phox on May 04, 2011, 02:31:20 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 02:20:44 AM
That was a very appropriate reaction to a guy acting like a disruptive douchebag on the subway.
This.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 04, 2011, 02:33:36 AM
Actually , I'm surprised the dude had the following series of thoughts.

a) I'm going to try and get a bunch of people to chant USA on the subway.
b) Better yet, I'm going to record it.
c) Everyone ignored me and someone gave me the finger.
d) I'll post it on youtube so everyone knows how totally awesome I am and how lame everyone else on the train was.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Phox on May 04, 2011, 02:34:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 04, 2011, 02:33:36 AM
Actually , I'm surprised the dude had the following series of thoughts.

a) I'm going to try and get a bunch of people to chant USA on the subway.
b) Better yet, I'm going to record it.
c) Everyone ignored me and someone gave me the finger.
d) I'll post it on youtube so everyone knows how totally awesome I am and how lame everyone else on the train was.
I am not.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 04, 2011, 04:09:55 AM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/seahawks/2014950487_nfl04.html


QuoteRashard Mendenhall of the Pittsburgh Steelers has created a stir with comments made on his official Twitter page regarding Osama bin Laden's death.

The 23-year-old running back on Monday tweeted: "What kind of person celebrates death? It's amazing how people can HATE a man they have never even heard speak. We've only heard one side..."

He then goes on to throw away any respect I might of had for him by talking about controlled demolitions.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 04:44:17 AM
(http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fox_obama_dead.jpg)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 04, 2011, 04:47:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 04:44:17 AM
(http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fox_obama_dead.jpg)

Ive heard that slip up quite a few times.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 04, 2011, 04:51:05 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 04, 2011, 04:47:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 04:44:17 AM
(http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fox_obama_dead.jpg)

Ive heard that slip up quite a few times.



All of these "slip ups" keep happening on Fox affiliates.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 05:21:30 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 03, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
I'm expecting Hindus running convenience stores to be assaulted by some inbred fuckstick who refers to all brown people who are not Mexican as "Iranians" or "sand n-s".

I think it is funny when people use words like "fuckstick" but wont say the word "niggers".  :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 04, 2011, 05:32:54 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 05:21:30 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 03, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
I'm expecting Hindus running convenience stores to be assaulted by some inbred fuckstick who refers to all brown people who are not Mexican as "Iranians" or "sand n-s".

I think it is funny when people use words like "fuckstick" but wont say the word "niggers".  :lulz:

Fuckstick is funny. The N word isn't.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 04, 2011, 06:33:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 04, 2011, 05:32:54 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 05:21:30 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 03, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
I'm expecting Hindus running convenience stores to be assaulted by some inbred fuckstick who refers to all brown people who are not Mexican as "Iranians" or "sand n-s".

I think it is funny when people use words like "fuckstick" but wont say the word "niggers".  :lulz:

Fuckstick is funny. The N word isn't.
Unless a black guy is using it in his comedy routine. Then it's hilarious.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: BadBeast on May 04, 2011, 07:19:00 AM
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/ASSORTED/Untitled-18a.jpg)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Lies on May 04, 2011, 07:24:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 04, 2011, 07:19:00 AM
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/ASSORTED/Untitled-18a.jpg)
:spittake:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 07:27:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 04, 2011, 07:19:00 AM
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/ASSORTED/Untitled-18a.jpg)
YOINK :retard:

And yeah...the connotations of "fuckstick" are somewhat harmless.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 04, 2011, 08:47:36 AM
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2714211/posts

^Behold.








PS Someone should turn Fuckstick in to a racial slur of some kind.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Freeky on May 04, 2011, 08:54:14 AM
How about a religious slur?  Seems like retards like those at freerepublic and at Westboro Baptist are pretty much fucksticks through and through. 
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 05:40:27 PM
Apparently now the story is changing
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/04/world/asia/04raid.html

Apparently now the story is that Osama was unarmed and did not use his wife as a human shield. They're now saying it was others in the house that was causing the gunfight....
This probably is more resembling what actually happened, but then again the story may change yet again.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 05:41:09 PM
As long as he stays dead it doesn't matter to me.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 04, 2011, 06:06:13 PM
If the main objective was to kill bin Laden then, yeah they were going to waste him armed or not. Why this detail is being released is odd though. Better to say that he was armed rather than, "yeah we were going to kill him anyway so we wouldn't have to interrogate him or put him through a trial or have to some how keep him in jail for the rest of his life."
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.

Damn Skippy he would have.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.

Damn Skippy he would have.

Hey, hero-cult leader...Our soldiers, the descendants of the people who fought you, will scream your name for courage when they jump into danger.  Then we're going to name our most important military operation in 50 years after you.  Are you okay with all of this?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.

Damn Skippy he would have.

Bullfuckingshit. You think he would have approved of the US Military, who he hated and spent his entire life fighting and running from (after they butchered his wife and kids), using his name as a code name for a mission to invade yet another country and hunt down and kill the leader of an opposition force?

You guys must be high, or painfully unaware of Geronimo's history.  
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 07:10:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.

Damn Skippy he would have.

Hey, hero-cult leader...Our soldiers, the descendants of the people who fought you, will scream your name for courage when they jump into danger.  Then we're going to name our most important military operation in 50 years after you.  Are you okay with all of this?


It was the Mexicans who named him Geronimo. This appellation stemmed from a battle in which, ignoring a deadly hail of bullets, he repeatedly attacked Mexican soldiers with a knife, causing them to utter appeals to Saint Jerome ("Jeronimo!"). The name stuck.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 07:11:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.

Damn Skippy he would have.

Bullfuckingshit. You think he would have approved of the US Military, who he hated and spent his entire life fighting and running from (after they butchered his wife and kids), using his name as a code name for a mission to invade yet another country and hunt down and kill the leader of an opposition force?

You guys must be high, or painfully unaware of Geronimo's history.  

I am well versed in his history and stand by my comment.

Also it was the Mexican government who killed his family.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 04, 2011, 07:13:03 PM
My guess is he wouldn't give a shit, since he's... you know... dead.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:10:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.

Damn Skippy he would have.

Hey, hero-cult leader...Our soldiers, the descendants of the people who fought you, will scream your name for courage when they jump into danger.  Then we're going to name our most important military operation in 50 years after you.  Are you okay with all of this?


It was the Mexicans who named him Geronimo. This appellation stemmed from a battle in which, ignoring a deadly hail of bullets, he repeatedly attacked Mexican soldiers with a knife, causing them to utter appeals to Saint Jerome ("Jeronimo!"). The name stuck.


Yeah, being Chiricahua I'M A TINY BIT FAMILIAR WITH THE STORY.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:14:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:11:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.

Damn Skippy he would have.

Bullfuckingshit. You think he would have approved of the US Military, who he hated and spent his entire life fighting and running from (after they butchered his wife and kids), using his name as a code name for a mission to invade yet another country and hunt down and kill the leader of an opposition force?

You guys must be high, or painfully unaware of Geronimo's history.  

I am well versed in his history and stand by my comment.

Stand by it all you want, it's still painfully misguided.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:17:00 PM
You are right that it was the Mexican military who murdered his family though. I'll give you that one.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:22:10 PM
Keep in mind that what people are objecting to, here, is that "Geronimo" refers to Bin Laden. Operation Geronimo, in which the enemy was killed. Poor old Goyahkla died a pitiful and beaten old wretch, and now his name was used as the label for yet another enemy of the US. It's kinda bullshit, but what's done is done.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 04, 2011, 07:28:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:22:10 PM
Keep in mind that what people are objecting to, here, is that "Geronimo" refers to Bin Laden. Operation Geronimo, in which the enemy was killed. Poor old Goyahkla died a pitiful and beaten old wretch, and now his name was used as the label for yet another enemy of the US. It's kinda bullshit, but what's done is done.

Oh! Well hell, that is in bad taste.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 07:29:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:22:10 PM
Keep in mind that what people are objecting to, here, is that "Geronimo" refers to Bin Laden. Operation Geronimo, in which the enemy was killed. Poor old Goyahkla died a pitiful and beaten old wretch, and now his name was used as the label for yet another enemy of the US. It's kinda bullshit, but what's done is done.

Perhaps in one way you are correct. From another angle, however, the Afghan fighters are by far the best guerrilla fighters since the Apache Indians. They stand alone in having defeated the Soviet Union and are probably on their way to slapping the U.S around.

For about 25 years with roughly 30 warriors Geronimo terrorized 2 nations, was wounded and survived several times and to me still stands as one of the greatest men that ever lived.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:31:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:29:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:22:10 PM
Keep in mind that what people are objecting to, here, is that "Geronimo" refers to Bin Laden. Operation Geronimo, in which the enemy was killed. Poor old Goyahkla died a pitiful and beaten old wretch, and now his name was used as the label for yet another enemy of the US. It's kinda bullshit, but what's done is done.

Perhaps in one way you are correct. From another angle, however, the Afghan fighters are by far the best guerrilla fighters since the Apache Indians. They stand alone in having defeated the Soviet Union and are probably on their way to slapping the U.S around.

For about 25 years with roughly 30 warriors Geronimo terrorized 2 nations, was wounded and survived several times and to me still stands as one of the greatest men that ever lived.

So in using it, they're giving Bin Laden the highest level of respect?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Awesome.

Not that it can be undone, but still. I think people tend to forget that indians are, you know, still around. So it's just a few hurt feelings and a bad taste in their mouths... what's it matter, it's just the stragglers from a mostly successful genocide.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:31:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:29:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:22:10 PM
Keep in mind that what people are objecting to, here, is that "Geronimo" refers to Bin Laden. Operation Geronimo, in which the enemy was killed. Poor old Goyahkla died a pitiful and beaten old wretch, and now his name was used as the label for yet another enemy of the US. It's kinda bullshit, but what's done is done.

Perhaps in one way you are correct. From another angle, however, the Afghan fighters are by far the best guerrilla fighters since the Apache Indians. They stand alone in having defeated the Soviet Union and are probably on their way to slapping the U.S around.

For about 25 years with roughly 30 warriors Geronimo terrorized 2 nations, was wounded and survived several times and to me still stands as one of the greatest men that ever lived.

So in using it, they're giving Bin Laden the highest level of respect?

Like it or not he has earned some measure of respect for avoiding capture or death for nearly 10 years after pulling off the most notable terrorist attack in history while several super powers were looking for him. Geronimo was equally hated and feared by his enemies in his day.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 07:36:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.

Damn Skippy he would have.

Bullfuckingshit. You think he would have approved of the US Military, who he hated and spent his entire life fighting and running from (after they butchered his wife and kids), using his name as a code name for a mission to invade yet another country and hunt down and kill the leader of an opposition force?

You guys must be high, or painfully unaware of Geronimo's history.  

I gotta disagree.  Geronimo was huge into the tragic hero thing.  I think having his enemy's grandsons screaming his name for courage would tickle him pink.

And as for the invasion bit, I don't think he'd have given two shits.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Awesome.

Not that it can be undone, but still. I think people tend to forget that indians are, you know, still around. So it's just a few hurt feelings and a bad taste in their mouths... what's it matter, it's just the stragglers from a mostly successful genocide.

Playing the Indian card won't work on my Cherokee ass.  :)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 04, 2011, 07:39:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Awesome.

Not that it can be undone, but still. I think people tend to forget that indians are, you know, still around. So it's just a few hurt feelings and a bad taste in their mouths... what's it matter, it's just the stragglers from a mostly successful genocide.

Playing the Indian card won't work on my Cherokee ass.  :)

I'm only a tiny bit Blackfoot, so I don't think I get to play the card at all :D
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 07:43:34 PM
I'm pure 169% white boy.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 04, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
I'm supposedly part native in there somewhere, but not enough to brag about or get benefits, so it's not worth it. I'm just your average McDago from the Northeast.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 04, 2011, 07:47:47 PM
Puerto Rican pride.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:49:40 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Awesome.

Not that it can be undone, but still. I think people tend to forget that indians are, you know, still around. So it's just a few hurt feelings and a bad taste in their mouths... what's it matter, it's just the stragglers from a mostly successful genocide.

Playing the Indian card won't work on my Cherokee ass.  :)

"Playing the indian card"? Give me a break, Charley. I know you're some kind of halfbreed like I am, but I can at least see and empathize with their reasons for feeling hurt by it and I'm not trying to dismiss or discount them by claiming that "Geronimo would have wanted it".

Being the same tribe and band that he was, it does hit a little close to home, but I'm still not putting words in a dead man's mouth.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 07:50:54 PM
I'm with Nigel on this one. Old Goyahkla didn't start out as a warrior, he was a holy man. He started fighting after the Mexicans did a Custer/Sand Creek style massacre while the men were off trading for blankets with the Navajo. They wiped out women, old people and little kids as usual and I've read that they took his baby and played around with it, throwing it up and spearing it on their bayonets.

So he started raiding the settlements, white or Mexican didn't make any difference. The Apaches were in their own country bothering no one and he couldn't see any way to save them but to exterminate the invaders, you couldn't talk to them...there was already plenty of bad history before that. (Try googling Mangas Coloradas, for one.)

Goyahkla wasn't a sociopath, as an old man he used to cry about the kids he killed. He just couldn't see any other way. And he had no more regard for the US army than he did for the Mexican army. Didn't the army move the people off their lands when it was all over and force them into a shitty rez in Oklahoma?

After all these years you'd think they'd have enough respect to kep his name out of their mouths. Fuckers.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:52:52 PM
Thanks Stella.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 07:54:35 PM
 No prob. I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw them calling Bin Laden "Geronimo".
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 07:55:11 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 07:50:54 PM
I'm with Nigel on this one. Old Goyahkla didn't start out as a warrior, he was a holy man. He started fighting after the Mexicans did a Custer/Sand Creek style massacre while the men were off trading for blankets with the Navajo. They wiped out women, old people and little kids as usual and I've read that they took his baby and played around with it, throwing it up and spearing it on their bayonets.

So he started raiding the settlements, white or Mexican didn't make any difference. The Apaches were in their own country bothering no one and he couldn't see any way to save them but to exterminate the invaders, you couldn't talk to them...there was already plenty of bad history before that. (Try googling Mangas Coloradas, for one.)

Goyahkla wasn't a sociopath, as an old man he used to cry about the kids he killed. He just couldn't see any other way. And he had no more regard for the US army than he did for the Mexican army. Didn't the army move the people off their lands when it was all over and force them into a shitty rez in Oklahoma?

After all these years you'd think they'd have enough respect to kep his name out of their mouths. Fuckers.

The Eastern tribes were sent to Oklahoma, Trail of Tears. Geronimo was sent to Florida and never allowed to return to his home.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 07:55:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 04, 2011, 06:06:13 PM
If the main objective was to kill bin Laden then, yeah they were going to waste him armed or not. Why this detail is being released is odd though. Better to say that he was armed rather than, "yeah we were going to kill him anyway so we wouldn't have to interrogate him or put him through a trial or have to some how keep him in jail for the rest of his life."

Theres a problem here though. The same people who gave the wrong information also supposedly saw the whole thing unravel via webcam. Something doesn't smell right here.
Also
Apparently he didn't die in a mansion.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/04/osama-bin-laden-hideout-worth
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:49:40 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Awesome.

Not that it can be undone, but still. I think people tend to forget that indians are, you know, still around. So it's just a few hurt feelings and a bad taste in their mouths... what's it matter, it's just the stragglers from a mostly successful genocide.

Playing the Indian card won't work on my Cherokee ass.  :)

"Playing the indian card"? Give me a break, Charley. I know you're some kind of halfbreed like I am, but I can at least see and empathize with their reasons for feeling hurt by it and I'm not trying to dismiss or discount them by claiming that "Geronimo would have wanted it".

Being the same tribe and band that he was, it does hit a little close to home, but I'm still not putting words in a dead man's mouth.



For what it's worth, I can see your point of view. I just have a different one.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 04, 2011, 07:57:33 PM
The press isn't going to have anything right for months.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2011, 07:59:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 07:57:33 PM
The press isn't going to have anything right for months.

At least they classified the names of the Seal team, that should keep them secret for at least 20 years.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 07:57:33 PM
The press isn't going to have anything right for months.

It wasn't the press that reported it first it was John Brennan and the government. It was the press who tracked down the real house.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 04, 2011, 08:02:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:59:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 07:57:33 PM
The press isn't going to have anything right for months.

At least they classified the names of the Seal team, that should keep them secret for at least 20 years.

I'm so glad they did.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 08:03:20 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:55:11 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 07:50:54 PM
I'm with Nigel on this one. Old Goyahkla didn't start out as a warrior, he was a holy man. He started fighting after the Mexicans did a Custer/Sand Creek style massacre while the men were off trading for blankets with the Navajo. They wiped out women, old people and little kids as usual and I've read that they took his baby and played around with it, throwing it up and spearing it on their bayonets.

So he started raiding the settlements, white or Mexican didn't make any difference. The Apaches were in their own country bothering no one and he couldn't see any way to save them but to exterminate the invaders, you couldn't talk to them...there was already plenty of bad history before that. (Try googling Mangas Coloradas, for one.)

Goyahkla wasn't a sociopath, as an old man he used to cry about the kids he killed. He just couldn't see any other way. And he had no more regard for the US army than he did for the Mexican army. Didn't the army move the people off their lands when it was all over and force them into a shitty rez in Oklahoma?

After all these years you'd think they'd have enough respect to kep his name out of their mouths. Fuckers.

The Eastern tribes were sent to Oklahoma, Trail of Tears. Geronimo was sent to Florida and never allowed to return to his home.
That's right, Charley...and much worse. They knew the climate there would kill a lot of them.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 08:12:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 07:55:11 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 07:50:54 PM
I'm with Nigel on this one. Old Goyahkla didn't start out as a warrior, he was a holy man. He started fighting after the Mexicans did a Custer/Sand Creek style massacre while the men were off trading for blankets with the Navajo. They wiped out women, old people and little kids as usual and I've read that they took his baby and played around with it, throwing it up and spearing it on their bayonets.

So he started raiding the settlements, white or Mexican didn't make any difference. The Apaches were in their own country bothering no one and he couldn't see any way to save them but to exterminate the invaders, you couldn't talk to them...there was already plenty of bad history before that. (Try googling Mangas Coloradas, for one.)

Goyahkla wasn't a sociopath, as an old man he used to cry about the kids he killed. He just couldn't see any other way. And he had no more regard for the US army than he did for the Mexican army. Didn't the army move the people off their lands when it was all over and force them into a shitty rez in Oklahoma?

After all these years you'd think they'd have enough respect to kep his name out of their mouths. Fuckers.

The Eastern tribes were sent to Oklahoma, Trail of Tears. Geronimo was sent to Florida and never allowed to return to his home.

They were only in Florida for a couple of years. Then they were moved to Alabama, and finally to Oklahoma. He died in Oklahoma.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: BadBeast on May 04, 2011, 08:14:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 04, 2011, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 06:14:01 PM
Now they're bitching about using "Geronimo" as a code name, and how it insults the Amerindians or some shit.
Fuck them.  Geronimo would have understood and approved.

Damn Skippy he would have.
Geronimo would have been in, out, job done, and scalped the fucker too. Armed with nothing but his Tomahawk!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 07:50:54 PM
The Apaches were in their own country bothering no one

Except the Pima, earlier the Hohokum, and some random travelers.  The Oatmans, for example.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 08:40:37 PM
People are people. *shurgs* I'm sure there were some nasty fights that went down.
But nothing on the surreal large-scale sociopathic levels that came later.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2011, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 04, 2011, 07:50:54 PM
The Apaches were in their own country bothering no one

Except the Pima, earlier the Hohokum, and some random travelers.  The Oatmans, for example.

The Chiricahua were at peace at the time. The Oatmans were killed by the Tonto... though the complicated politics of "settlers" being killed as they travel through illegally claimed land without a treaty probably doesn't escape you.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM
Ok I have finally organized my main questions about this. Would love to hear some answers.

We have DNA tests proving it was him, so I'm willing to accept that. I'm also willing to accept that the photos shouldn't be released. So I'm willing to accept it was most likely him killed in the raid and willing to accept that he is indeed dead.

We're first told that he's killed via gun fight like one of those old western movies. It turns out now that he was unarmed and the other woman who was killed was struck down upstairs, probably killed by a stray. After the fight they threw his body into the sea rather then transport it back to the US, probably to prevent gawkers or something.
The government also lied about the style of house.
These lies came from people who saw the events unfolded via webcam (or something of that nature).
It seems as though the lies were some kind of attempt to mold the tale in terms of making it mythic, and it had to be at least somewhat intentional. They saw this unfold and they had the information for a week before hand, so this is not "fog of war" crap.

My question is why lie?

You could say perhaps some in the public wouldn't like the idea of killing an unarmed man. But come this is Osama Bin Laden we're talking about here. I don't think people would have cared if they shot him in the back of the head while he was taking a shit. Even the most fervent uber-leftest probably would have at least been emotionally happy at the events and people think more with their emotions then their ideals.

You could say perhaps that they were trying to limit the anger response some fundamentalists in the ME, but having him going out in a blaze of glory is worse because you don't only make it mythic for the American public but also for people on the other side of the equation. Maybe the attempt to say he used human shields is a part of that strategy, but even then women really aren't that valued among the type of people that would be inclined to make Osama a martyr. If this was the reason it seems ill-conceived. And again they had a week before the announcement.

You could say this is just the American myth making apparatus at work here, but to be fair it seems to me more deliberate then anything.

You could say Obama is just trying to make himself look better, but really just the fact they killed Osama more or less reinsures a political bump.

You could say the raid may have went really bad and they're trying to cover up something. That is a possibility, but the evidence is very thin right now.

This is what I mean when I say something doesn't add up here. There is something unsettling here that I can't put my finger here.

I'm probably just reading too much into this and should just join the festivities.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 09:44:43 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 04, 2011, 08:47:36 AM

PS Someone should turn Fuckstick in to a racial slur of some kind.


But then you would have to spell it f-------k...which isn't nearly as fun. :(
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 04, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM
This is what I mean when I say something doesn't add up here. There is something unsettling here that I can't put my finger here.

I'm probably just reading too much into this and should just join the festivities.

So maybe I'm not so crazy now???  :wink:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2011, 09:52:26 PM
The lies are weird. They're not weird because the government lied; they're weird because they're so transparent. They're weird because they clearly appear to be lies and not misinterpretations, and also because they're the kind of lies that would inevitably be revealed very quickly, raising exactly the questions you are raising within just a few days of the operation.

From that perspective, they look like they were planted very intentionally, to be revealed right away as lies.

But, also very clumsily, and this is not a clumsy game they're playing. Notice the close proximity of the revelation of Obama's original birth certificate, and the the operation that resulted in the death of Bin Laden. That's not coincidental. It's a one-two to the gut of the political opposition. There's a good chance that the administration has a killing blow they're saving for later... in fact, I'd put money on it.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 04, 2011, 09:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 09:44:43 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 04, 2011, 08:47:36 AM

PS Someone should turn Fuckstick in to a racial slur of some kind.


But then you would have to spell it f-------k...which isn't nearly as fun. :(

Hey, that's how you censor FUUUUUUCK, too!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 04, 2011, 10:24:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 09:52:26 PM
The lies are weird. They're not weird because the government lied; they're weird because they're so transparent. They're weird because they clearly appear to be lies and not misinterpretations, and also because they're the kind of lies that would inevitably be revealed very quickly, raising exactly the questions you are raising within just a few days of the operation.

From that perspective, they look like they were planted very intentionally, to be revealed right away as lies.

But, also very clumsily, and this is not a clumsy game they're playing. Notice the close proximity of the revelation of Obama's original birth certificate, and the the operation that resulted in the death of Bin Laden. That's not coincidental. It's a one-two to the gut of the political opposition. There's a good chance that the administration has a killing blow they're saving for later... in fact, I'd put money on it.

In the end, all it is is a well-played game of chess. Right now, I think they put the GOP in a strong check.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 04, 2011, 10:54:59 PM
I just heard on CNN "Coming up next your answer to our poll: 'Is Osama Bin Laden in Hell?'"

:lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 03:14:16 AM
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-osama-is-dead-go-back-to-playing-portal.jpg)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 05, 2011, 03:32:18 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 10:24:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 09:52:26 PM
The lies are weird. They're not weird because the government lied; they're weird because they're so transparent. They're weird because they clearly appear to be lies and not misinterpretations, and also because they're the kind of lies that would inevitably be revealed very quickly, raising exactly the questions you are raising within just a few days of the operation.

From that perspective, they look like they were planted very intentionally, to be revealed right away as lies.

But, also very clumsily, and this is not a clumsy game they're playing. Notice the close proximity of the revelation of Obama's original birth certificate, and the the operation that resulted in the death of Bin Laden. That's not coincidental. It's a one-two to the gut of the political opposition. There's a good chance that the administration has a killing blow they're saving for later... in fact, I'd put money on it.

In the end, all it is is a well-played game of chess. Right now, I think they put the GOP in a strong check.
A strong check is boring.
I want him to pull out their nuts, roll 'em in the sand, and kick their ass like a natural man.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 05, 2011, 03:46:30 AM
they keep saying on the news that he is, strangely, not showing a significant bump as would be expected.
partisanship is sufficiently recalcitrant perhaps...
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 05, 2011, 04:08:25 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 05, 2011, 03:46:30 AM
they keep saying on the news that he is, strangely, not showing a significant bump as would be expected.
partisanship is sufficiently recalcitrant perhaps...

I dont know what news youve been reading but Ive heard a full 10% jump.

Thats nearly 60%. If the elections were had today he would win. He just has to keep up the numbers.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: BadBeast on May 05, 2011, 04:15:09 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 05, 2011, 03:46:30 AM
they keep saying on the news that he is, strangely, not showing a significant bump as would be expected.
partisanship is sufficiently recalcitrant perhaps...
I bet he's got a big 'bump' in his Tighty whiteys though. Good cure for Presidential performance anxiety.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 05, 2011, 04:37:51 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 05, 2011, 04:08:25 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 05, 2011, 03:46:30 AM
they keep saying on the news that he is, strangely, not showing a significant bump as would be expected.
partisanship is sufficiently recalcitrant perhaps...

I dont know what news youve been reading but Ive heard a full 10% jump.

Thats nearly 60%. If the elections were had today he would win. He just has to keep up the numbers.

this is the one i've seen bandied about...
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 05, 2011, 10:31:28 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 05, 2011, 04:37:51 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 05, 2011, 04:08:25 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 05, 2011, 03:46:30 AM
they keep saying on the news that he is, strangely, not showing a significant bump as would be expected.
partisanship is sufficiently recalcitrant perhaps...

I dont know what news youve been reading but Ive heard a full 10% jump.

Thats nearly 60%. If the elections were had today he would win. He just has to keep up the numbers.

this is the one i've seen bandied about...
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll

Ramussen.  There's your problem.

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201007150003
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 11:01:32 AM
After the 2010 elections, Nate Silver at fivethirtyeight.com did a rundown of the accuracy of the various pollsters.  He found Rasmussen to be the worst of the bunch, and consistently leaning toward the Republican candidate.

I don't like it when people dismiss data they don't agree with by claiming the source of the information is illegitimate...but in this case, you can actually point to a whole slew of data that will back up the assertion that Rasmussen is a pretty shady polling firm.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: BadBeast on May 05, 2011, 11:33:30 AM
Another reason Obama is smiling is that because the bloke who slotted Bin Laden was in the Services, he won't have to give him the $25 million bucks reward.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 05, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM

My question is why lie?


I think you put your finger on it.  It was designed to demoralize AQ.  "Osama wasn't in the hills and caves, boldy suffering for the cause, he was in an expensive compound with his youngest wife.  He then cruelly used her as a human shield when he was attacked."

Rumors, even false rumors easily proved, do damage simply by existing.  Most people are not rational actors, and tend to set their priors based on the first piece of information given, not after a calm review of the facts.  So even though it was proven wrong a day or so later, that was the initial story that many people will base their opinions on. 
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Golden Applesauce on May 05, 2011, 01:33:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 05, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM

My question is why lie?


I think you put your finger on it.  It was designed to demoralize AQ.  "Osama wasn't in the hills and caves, boldy suffering for the cause, he was in an expensive compound with his youngest wife.  He then cruelly used her as a human shield when he was attacked."

Rumors, even false rumors easily proved, do damage simply by existing.  Most people are not rational actors, and tend to set their priors based on the first piece of information given, not after a calm review of the facts.  So even though it was proven wrong a day or so later, that was the initial story that many people will base their opinions on. 


Also, if it's proven wrong a few days later, that's a day or two after the peak of the media hype.  Less people are around for the corrected version than for rumoured version.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: AFK on May 05, 2011, 02:00:16 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 11:01:32 AM
After the 2010 elections, Nate Silver at fivethirtyeight.com did a rundown of the accuracy of the various pollsters.  He found Rasmussen to be the worst of the bunch, and consistently leaning toward the Republican candidate.

I don't like it when people dismiss data they don't agree with by claiming the source of the information is illegitimate...but in this case, you can actually point to a whole slew of data that will back up the assertion that Rasmussen is a pretty shady polling firm.

And a pretty good clue is that Rasmussen is routinely the pollster of choice for Fox News. 
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 02:28:37 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 02:00:16 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 11:01:32 AM
After the 2010 elections, Nate Silver at fivethirtyeight.com did a rundown of the accuracy of the various pollsters.  He found Rasmussen to be the worst of the bunch, and consistently leaning toward the Republican candidate.

I don't like it when people dismiss data they don't agree with by claiming the source of the information is illegitimate...but in this case, you can actually point to a whole slew of data that will back up the assertion that Rasmussen is a pretty shady polling firm.

And a pretty good clue is that Rasmussen is routinely the pollster of choice for Fox News. 

Another clue is who owns Rasmussen.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 05, 2011, 03:02:00 PM
interesting. it seems that it is independent headed by Mr. Rasmussen, but is essentially a Foxnews tool...
that's a very good thing to know.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 05, 2011, 03:04:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 02:28:37 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 02:00:16 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 11:01:32 AM
After the 2010 elections, Nate Silver at fivethirtyeight.com did a rundown of the accuracy of the various pollsters.  He found Rasmussen to be the worst of the bunch, and consistently leaning toward the Republican candidate.

I don't like it when people dismiss data they don't agree with by claiming the source of the information is illegitimate...but in this case, you can actually point to a whole slew of data that will back up the assertion that Rasmussen is a pretty shady polling firm.

And a pretty good clue is that Rasmussen is routinely the pollster of choice for Fox News. 

Another clue is who owns Rasmussen.
Rupert Murdoch?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 05, 2011, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 05, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM

My question is why lie?


I think you put your finger on it.  It was designed to demoralize AQ.  "Osama wasn't in the hills and caves, boldy suffering for the cause, he was in an expensive compound with his youngest wife.  He then cruelly used her as a human shield when he was attacked."

Rumors, even false rumors easily proved, do damage simply by existing.  Most people are not rational actors, and tend to set their priors based on the first piece of information given, not after a calm review of the facts.  So even though it was proven wrong a day or so later, that was the initial story that many people will base their opinions on. 


Also, it fed into pre-existing narratives about terrorism very easily ie; terrorists are all cowards, and terrorist leaders manipulate their underlings into sacrificing themselves while they live a luxurious lifestyle.

That's why my bullshit meter went off, anyway.  It was too perfect as propaganda fodder.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: LMNO on May 05, 2011, 03:42:15 PM
I think that's what [forgotten who posted it] was getting at in that other thread in AE.  The death of OBL fits neatly into a narrative that started with 9/11, but avoids much of the nuance (and even a lot of facts) about what actually was/is going on.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 04:16:31 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on May 05, 2011, 01:33:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 05, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM

My question is why lie?


I think you put your finger on it.  It was designed to demoralize AQ.  "Osama wasn't in the hills and caves, boldy suffering for the cause, he was in an expensive compound with his youngest wife.  He then cruelly used her as a human shield when he was attacked."

Rumors, even false rumors easily proved, do damage simply by existing.  Most people are not rational actors, and tend to set their priors based on the first piece of information given, not after a calm review of the facts.  So even though it was proven wrong a day or so later, that was the initial story that many people will base their opinions on. 


Also, if it's proven wrong a few days later, that's a day or two after the peak of the media hype.  Less people are around for the corrected version than for rumoured version.

This and what LMNO and Cain said.



Quote from: BadBeast on May 05, 2011, 11:33:30 AM
Another reason Obama is smiling is--
--because he's the goddamn Smiler, that's why.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 05, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Well, to be fair, GA said it before I did.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: AFK on May 05, 2011, 05:35:01 PM
Fuck you all I THOUGHT it before EVERYONE!!! 

I thought it before Obama did it. 

Take that!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 05:35:50 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 05:35:01 PM
Fuck you all I THOUGHT it before EVERYONE!!! 

I thought it before Obama did it. 

Take that!

I thought it before it was popular.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:53:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 05, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM

My question is why lie?


I think you put your finger on it.  It was designed to demoralize AQ.  "Osama wasn't in the hills and caves, boldy suffering for the cause, he was in an expensive compound with his youngest wife.  He then cruelly used her as a human shield when he was attacked."

Rumors, even false rumors easily proved, do damage simply by existing.  Most people are not rational actors, and tend to set their priors based on the first piece of information given, not after a calm review of the facts.  So even though it was proven wrong a day or so later, that was the initial story that many people will base their opinions on. 


Hmmm, that actually makes sense. Make him out to be spoiled and benefitting from a wealthy lifestyle, and to also behave in a cowardly manner when facing death, even though he'd sent countless others to fight and die and live in hiding under deprived conditions.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 07:00:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:53:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 05, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM

My question is why lie?


I think you put your finger on it.  It was designed to demoralize AQ.  "Osama wasn't in the hills and caves, boldy suffering for the cause, he was in an expensive compound with his youngest wife.  He then cruelly used her as a human shield when he was attacked."

Rumors, even false rumors easily proved, do damage simply by existing.  Most people are not rational actors, and tend to set their priors based on the first piece of information given, not after a calm review of the facts.  So even though it was proven wrong a day or so later, that was the initial story that many people will base their opinions on. 


Hmmm, that actually makes sense. Make him out to be spoiled and benefitting from a wealthy lifestyle, and to also behave in a cowardly manner when facing death, even though he'd sent countless others to fight and die and live in hiding under deprived conditions.

Instead of a martyr, OBL becomes an object of derision & ridicule.  Gotta love the spin & propaganda that creates.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2011, 07:03:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 07:00:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 06:53:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 05, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM

My question is why lie?


I think you put your finger on it.  It was designed to demoralize AQ.  "Osama wasn't in the hills and caves, boldy suffering for the cause, he was in an expensive compound with his youngest wife.  He then cruelly used her as a human shield when he was attacked."

Rumors, even false rumors easily proved, do damage simply by existing.  Most people are not rational actors, and tend to set their priors based on the first piece of information given, not after a calm review of the facts.  So even though it was proven wrong a day or so later, that was the initial story that many people will base their opinions on. 


Hmmm, that actually makes sense. Make him out to be spoiled and benefitting from a wealthy lifestyle, and to also behave in a cowardly manner when facing death, even though he'd sent countless others to fight and die and live in hiding under deprived conditions.

Instead of a martyr, OBL becomes an object of derision & ridicule.  Gotta love the spin & propaganda that creates.

It really is brilliant. Creating resentment among Al-Quaida against their fallen leader, instead of outrage at his death... it will make it harder for them to be motivated toward retaliation.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Cain on May 05, 2011, 07:03:14 PM
Of course, if they had put him on trial, the same effect would have been achieved, without the lying.  Instead of looking serene on some mountain, he'd be a crazy old Arab spewing hateful conspiracy theories in the dock.  This goes for most AQ members, in fact.

And AQ wont trust the US version of events anyway.  This is propaganda to please the home crowd, nothing more.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:33:45 PM
I suspect it's really just a matter of confusion in the initial reporting.  I've done some debriefings of A-10 pilots when I was in Afghanistan, and often what they say they remember happening does not always mesh perfectly with what the on board video recorders show happened.  I imagine this effect is even more intense when you are dealing with an on the ground firefight.  The initial reporting probably said one thing, but was clarified after the fact. there might be a bit of an element of propaganda going on, but I doubt the answer is really that complicated.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 09:35:04 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:33:45 PM
I suspect it's really just a matter of confusion in the initial reporting.  I've done some debriefings of A-10 pilots when I was in Afghanistan, and often what they say they remember happening does not always mesh perfectly with what the on board video recorders show happened.  I imagine this effect is even more intense when you are dealing with an on the ground firefight.  The initial reporting probably said one thing, but was clarified after the fact. there might be a bit of an element of propaganda going on, but I doubt the answer is really that complicated.

Eye witness testimony is and has always been utter crap.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 06, 2011, 09:14:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 09:35:04 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:33:45 PM
I suspect it's really just a matter of confusion in the initial reporting.  I've done some debriefings of A-10 pilots when I was in Afghanistan, and often what they say they remember happening does not always mesh perfectly with what the on board video recorders show happened.  I imagine this effect is even more intense when you are dealing with an on the ground firefight.  The initial reporting probably said one thing, but was clarified after the fact. there might be a bit of an element of propaganda going on, but I doubt the answer is really that complicated.

Eye witness testimony is and has always been utter crap.

Amen brother.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2011, 03:40:09 PM
Another change in the story

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/04/osama-bin-laden-killing-us-story-change

QuoteBrennan said on Monday: "We were able to monitor in a real-time basis the progress of the operation from its commencement to its time on target to the extraction of the remains and to then the egress off of the target... we were able to monitor the situation in real time and were able to have regular updates and to ensure that we had real-time visibility into the progress of the operation. I'm not going to go into details about what type of visuals we had or what type of feeds that were there, but it was – it gave us the ability to actually track it on an ongoing basis."

How the story changed

Carney said on Tuesday the updates were "minute-by-minute" and "they were looking at and listening to those updates". CIA director Leon Panetta told PBS on Tuesday: "Once those teams went into the compound, I can tell you that there was a time period of almost 20 or 25 minutes that we really didn't know just exactly what was going on."

The above link goes through all the changes so far

also

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/04/osama-bin-laden-daughter-held

QuoteOsama bin Laden's 12-year-old daughter watched as her father was shot dead by American special forces, a senior Pakistani intelligence official has told the Guardian.

The girl, who was found at the scene of the raid by Pakistani security services, is being cared for at a military hospital having been wounded in the attack. She has been questioned about the sequence of events during the raid on Sunday night.

The official said Pakistani intelligence services, who are holding 11 other survivors of the deadly raid on Bin Laden's Pakistani hiding place, would not allow their interrogation by US officials...

Instead, only the bodies of Bin Laden and his son Hamza, who was in his early 20s, were taken to the aircraft carrier the USS Carl Vinson and buried at sea. Survivors were left with their hands fastened with plastic handcuffs, a second Pakistani official said, adding that initial communications with the survivors had been difficult as the Pakistani police and military arriving at the scene did not speak Arabic.

Four bodies are understood to have been recovered by Pakistani officials from the compound, including those of the two brothers – who have been reported to be behind the construction and management of the house. One is believed to be the crucial courier, Abu Ahmed al-Kuwaiti, who inadvertently led the CIA to Bin Laden. A third body was that of one of the brother's wives. The other casualty is believed to be a guard who has yet to be identified or possibly a domestic servant.

Several of the survivors, including Bin Laden's wife, were injured in the 40-minute firefight that preceded the al-Qaida leader's death.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:46:37 PM
To be fair, even with streaming video and updates, they probably had no idea what was going on, because even the guys on the ground had almost no idea what was happening.

Things get confusing when people start throwing lead around.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:48:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:46:37 PM
To be fair, even with streaming video and updates, they probably had no idea what was going on, because even the guys on the ground had almost no idea what was happening.

Things get confusing when people start throwing lead around.

Also, quite likely that it was hard to tell who was who when the bullets were flying around, with what was probably an iffy video feed.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:48:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:46:37 PM
To be fair, even with streaming video and updates, they probably had no idea what was going on, because even the guys on the ground had almost no idea what was happening.

Things get confusing when people start throwing lead around.

Also, quite likely that it was hard to tell who was who when the bullets were flying around, with what was probably an iffy video feed.

It's hard to tell when you're there in person, which is why friendly fire is such a bitch.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:51:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:48:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:46:37 PM
To be fair, even with streaming video and updates, they probably had no idea what was going on, because even the guys on the ground had almost no idea what was happening.

Things get confusing when people start throwing lead around.

Also, quite likely that it was hard to tell who was who when the bullets were flying around, with what was probably an iffy video feed.

It's hard to tell when you're there in person, which is why friendly fire is such a bitch.

I'll certainly take your word for that. 

SCA combat's a far cry from the real thing, but I've caught a spear to the kidney from a teammate that was "friendly fire."
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2011, 03:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:46:37 PM
To be fair, even with streaming video and updates, they probably had no idea what was going on, because even the guys on the ground had almost no idea what was happening.

Things get confusing when people start throwing lead around.

If your talking about the people on the ground then I would agree.
But the administration took how long to agree how many helicopters were used? If you rubber stamped the mission you KNOW how many helicopters were used, you KNOW you didn't good video feed.
Also a week after the fact you should have a general idea who was killed, you should at least know that your supposed informant is dead. Apparently the director of the CIA knew some of these things. Of course he could lying too. Of course the Pakistani officials could be lying too. But the administration doesn't know, a week after the fact? Not to mention all the other weirdness.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 04:04:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2011, 03:58:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:46:37 PM
To be fair, even with streaming video and updates, they probably had no idea what was going on, because even the guys on the ground had almost no idea what was happening.

Things get confusing when people start throwing lead around.

If your talking about the people on the ground then I would agree.
But the administration took how long to agree how many helicopters were used? If you rubber stamped the mission you KNOW how many helicopters were used, you KNOW you didn't good video feed.
Also a week after the fact you should have a general idea who was killed, you should at least know that your supposed informant is dead. Apparently the director of the CIA knew some of these things. Of course he could lying too. Of course the Pakistani officials could be lying too. But the administration doesn't know, a week after the fact? Not to mention all the other weirdness.

1.  The courier wasn't an informant. 

2.  The CIA lies when the truth is easier.

3.  The number of helicopters, etc, is the military's job.  What you have here is a bunch of yahoos flapping their gums with incomplete information. 
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2011, 04:32:29 PM
Well right now it seems that the raid was pretty clean according to the survivors.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/05/bin-laden-death-family-compound
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 04:35:37 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2011, 04:32:29 PM
Well right now it seems that the raid was pretty clean according to the survivors.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/05/bin-laden-death-family-compound


The SEALs are good at what they do.  Remember those 3 seals that took out those pirates a year or so ago?  3 headshots in 3 seconds, from the fantail of a ship in choppy water.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Adios on May 06, 2011, 05:30:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 04:35:37 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2011, 04:32:29 PM
Well right now it seems that the raid was pretty clean according to the survivors.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/05/bin-laden-death-family-compound


The SEALs are good at what they do.  Remember those 3 seals that took out those pirates a year or so ago?  3 headshots in 3 seconds, from the fantail of a ship in choppy water.

That was some incredible shit!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Jasper on May 06, 2011, 05:34:19 PM
What's incredible to me is that we expect that kind of deadliness from them.  It's their normality.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 06, 2011, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 05, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 04, 2011, 09:21:40 PM

My question is why lie?


I think you put your finger on it.  It was designed to demoralize AQ.  "Osama wasn't in the hills and caves, boldy suffering for the cause, he was in an expensive compound with his youngest wife.  He then cruelly used her as a human shield when he was attacked."

Rumors, even false rumors easily proved, do damage simply by existing.  Most people are not rational actors, and tend to set their priors based on the first piece of information given, not after a calm review of the facts.  So even though it was proven wrong a day or so later, that was the initial story that many people will base their opinions on. 


http://mindhacks.com/2011/05/04/why-the-truth-will-out-but-doesnt-sink-in/
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 06, 2011, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 06, 2011, 05:30:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 04:35:37 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2011, 04:32:29 PM
Well right now it seems that the raid was pretty clean according to the survivors.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/05/bin-laden-death-family-compound


The SEALs are good at what they do.  Remember those 3 seals that took out those pirates a year or so ago?  3 headshots in 3 seconds, from the fantail of a ship in choppy water.

That was some incredible shit!
And Operation Red Cell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Marcinko#Red_Cell)...it was on Sixty Minutes years ago, footage of SEAL Team 6 throwing around screaming officers and their wives...awesome troll, I lol'ed.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 04:35:37 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2011, 04:32:29 PM
Well right now it seems that the raid was pretty clean according to the survivors.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/05/bin-laden-death-family-compound


The SEALs are good at what they do.  Remember those 3 seals that took out those pirates a year or so ago?  3 headshots in 3 seconds, from the fantail of a ship in choppy water.

I wont be convinced of anything till I read the actual testimony from a few different sources. The Guardian seems to be doing a decent job in uncovering what happened, better then the government if your willing to believe the government wasn't just lying before.

but now for something completely different

and hilarious

http://www.evolutionnews.org/2011/05/president_obama_is_said_to046271.html
:lulz:

Thats right the intelligent design lobby are getting involved
:lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 06, 2011, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:51:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:48:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:46:37 PM
To be fair, even with streaming video and updates, they probably had no idea what was going on, because even the guys on the ground had almost no idea what was happening.

Things get confusing when people start throwing lead around.

Also, quite likely that it was hard to tell who was who when the bullets were flying around, with what was probably an iffy video feed.

It's hard to tell when you're there in person, which is why friendly fire is such a bitch.

I'll certainly take your word for that. 

SCA combat's a far cry from the real thing, but I've caught a spear to the kidney from a teammate that was "friendly fire."

During the merchants vs pirates event, one of my friends and I ran across the cleared gangplank to the Pirate side... there was some poor guy there and my friend shouts, "MErchat or Pirate? Merchant or Pirate?" to which the stunned fighter says "Huh?" and William says "Pirate!" and takes him down...

He was a merchant, like us. :lulz:
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:34:46 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:51:26 PM

I'll certainly take your word for that. 

SCA combat's a far cry from the real thing, but I've caught a spear to the kidney from a teammate that was "friendly fire."

SCAdian, eh?  What Kingdom are you in?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 07, 2011, 02:37:32 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:34:46 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:51:26 PM

I'll certainly take your word for that. 

SCA combat's a far cry from the real thing, but I've caught a spear to the kidney from a teammate that was "friendly fire."

SCAdian, eh?  What Kingdom are you in?

East.   :)
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 07, 2011, 05:57:04 AM
The administration is aware of what a huge deal the death of bin Laden is, so you'd expect the cleanest public-facing disclosure of facts associated with it. You'd expect all the press releases and post-operation media appearances, as well as everything they were willing to disclose or even discuss, would have been scripted down to the facial expressions well ahead of time. Obama's speech would have been written before the operation even got underway, maybe multiple speeches to allow for various outcomes. Given that the operation itself was so highly coordinated and tightly sealed  so successfully, why is it being so sloppily handled afterward?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2011, 05:58:41 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 07, 2011, 05:57:04 AM
The administration is aware of what a huge deal the death of bin Laden is, so you'd expect the cleanest public-facing disclosure of facts associated with it. You'd expect all the press releases and post-operation media appearances, as well as everything they were willing to disclose or even discuss, would have been scripted down to the facial expressions well ahead of time. Obama's speech would have been written before the operation even got underway, maybe multiple speeches to allow for various outcomes. Given that the operation itself was so highly coordinated and tightly sealed  so successfully, why is it being so sloppily handled afterward?

Because the American public doesn't give a shit, and Obama's crew knows it.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2011, 06:05:26 AM
Seriously, it's become a nitpicker's paradise.  Obama's crew aren't fools, they knew that this was coming.

Why bother putting anything into it?  Job got done, fuck trying to please the zealots on either side, right?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 07, 2011, 06:18:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2011, 06:05:26 AM
Seriously, it's become a nitpicker's paradise.  Obama's crew aren't fools, they knew that this was coming.

Why bother putting anything into it?  Job got done, fuck trying to please the zealots on either side, right?

You're probably right. It isn't feeding my inner conspiracy nut, but reality hardly ever does.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2011, 06:23:20 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 07, 2011, 06:18:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2011, 06:05:26 AM
Seriously, it's become a nitpicker's paradise.  Obama's crew aren't fools, they knew that this was coming.

Why bother putting anything into it?  Job got done, fuck trying to please the zealots on either side, right?

You're probably right. It isn't feeding my inner conspiracy nut, but reality hardly ever does.

Oh, there's plenty of actual conspiracies (see ECH's thread in aneristic illusions), but what this is, I think, is a president and a cabinet that have realized what vapid cunts this country is made up of, and who won't give the people their corpse porn, because they can't be bothered with a public that is whining because they can't see OBL's exploded head.  Or the people who have spent 5 days furiously trying to make OBL's death a bad thing because Obama is a Black man who somehow got into the oval office.

I mean, fuck, would YOU be bothered?  Me, I'd be fucking with the American public on purpose, because they're a collection of fat bozos who can't be made happy.

Don't get me wrong:  I think Obama is another 4 years of Bush, and I hate his guts.  I just hate America as a whole more, for the reasons listed above.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 07, 2011, 02:37:32 AM
East.   :)

Cool.  I'm currently in Atlantia, but haven't played since we moved down here from Aethelmearc.  Adding a bambina to the mix has made it difficult to make time to get involved.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 08, 2011, 12:07:02 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 07, 2011, 02:37:32 AM
East.   :)

Cool.  I'm currently in Atlantia, but haven't played since we moved down here from Aethelmearc.  Adding a bambina to the mix has made it difficult to make time to get involved.

Let us know if you'll be at Pennsic.  There will be booze (just none for the bambina).
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 08, 2011, 12:34:36 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 08, 2011, 12:07:02 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 07, 2011, 02:37:32 AM
East.   :)

Cool.  I'm currently in Atlantia, but haven't played since we moved down here from Aethelmearc.  Adding a bambina to the mix has made it difficult to make time to get involved.

Let us know if you'll be at Pennsic.  There will be booze (just none for the bambina).

Good to know Discordians are representing at the War...but unfortunately we will not be attending anytime soon.  If I can ever manage to get a job back in Pittsburgh it might be a possibility, but chances are remote.  Where do you normally camp?
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Luna on May 08, 2011, 01:09:45 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 08, 2011, 12:34:36 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 08, 2011, 12:07:02 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 07, 2011, 02:37:32 AM
East.   :)

Cool.  I'm currently in Atlantia, but haven't played since we moved down here from Aethelmearc.  Adding a bambina to the mix has made it difficult to make time to get involved.

Let us know if you'll be at Pennsic.  There will be booze (just none for the bambina).

Good to know Discordians are representing at the War...but unfortunately we will not be attending anytime soon.  If I can ever manage to get a job back in Pittsburgh it might be a possibility, but chances are remote.  Where do you normally camp?

Right at North Gate.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 08, 2011, 01:20:19 AM
NO MOAR SCA THREADJACKING.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Don Coyote on May 08, 2011, 04:57:06 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 08, 2011, 01:20:19 AM
NO MOAR SCA THREADJACKING.

Testicles.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Suu on May 08, 2011, 05:11:30 AM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 06, 2011, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:51:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 06, 2011, 03:48:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 03:46:37 PM
To be fair, even with streaming video and updates, they probably had no idea what was going on, because even the guys on the ground had almost no idea what was happening.

Things get confusing when people start throwing lead around.

Also, quite likely that it was hard to tell who was who when the bullets were flying around, with what was probably an iffy video feed.

It's hard to tell when you're there in person, which is why friendly fire is such a bitch.

I'll certainly take your word for that. 

SCA combat's a far cry from the real thing, but I've caught a spear to the kidney from a teammate that was "friendly fire."

During the merchants vs pirates event, one of my friends and I ran across the cleared gangplank to the Pirate side... there was some poor guy there and my friend shouts, "MErchat or Pirate? Merchant or Pirate?" to which the stunned fighter says "Huh?" and William says "Pirate!" and takes him down...

He was a merchant, like us. :lulz:

What if...The Republic of Venice says I'm a merchant, but the Kingdom of Naples says I'm a pirate as mandated by the Spanish Crown?!

WHAT SIDE DO I PLAY?!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2011, 05:17:21 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 08, 2011, 01:20:19 AM
NO MOAR SCA THREADJACKING.

I think it's too late, Fred.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 08, 2011, 05:22:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2011, 05:17:21 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 08, 2011, 01:20:19 AM
NO MOAR SCA THREADJACKING.

I think it's too late, Fred.

Yeah, the thread is over.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2011, 05:23:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 08, 2011, 05:22:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2011, 05:17:21 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 08, 2011, 01:20:19 AM
NO MOAR SCA THREADJACKING.

I think it's too late, Fred.

Yeah, the thread is over.

And I had just got my rage on, too.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 08, 2011, 05:27:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2011, 05:23:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 08, 2011, 05:22:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2011, 05:17:21 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 08, 2011, 01:20:19 AM
NO MOAR SCA THREADJACKING.

I think it's too late, Fred.

Yeah, the thread is over.

And I had just got my rage on, too.

:(
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 08, 2011, 07:32:39 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 08, 2011, 01:20:19 AM
NO MOAR SCA THREADJACKING.

Does Threadjacking make us like Vikings?  I like being a cyber Viking.

Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 08, 2011, 07:38:44 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 08, 2011, 01:09:45 AM


Right at North Gate.

That's near thrown weapons isn't it?  I always camped with the Barony Marche of the Debatable Lands on the Serengheti.

I miss Pennsic...:(

And Fencing...

And Wolgemut...

Dang it...I'm all nostalgic now.  Curse you LUNA!
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: Freeky on May 08, 2011, 08:32:27 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 08, 2011, 07:32:39 AM

Does Threadjacking make us like Vikings? 

No, it makes you an asswipe.
Title: Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.
Post by: The Commander on May 08, 2011, 08:57:30 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 08, 2011, 08:32:27 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 08, 2011, 07:32:39 AM

Does Threadjacking make us like Vikings? 

No, it makes you an asswipe.

Ok...but I still get to pillage, right?