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because I think I lost a vital part of my being by listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twvdypF4pUg

I would contest that a certain percentage of my attitude is simply me refusing "prison bitch" status

Trust me, the best status you have to look forward to here is an ass polyp, get over yourself.

fictionpuss = dk

Damn it...because of that terrible fanfic I had an experience of intense horrormirth upon watching the trailer for the new harry potter movie and consequently confused everyone around me.

Micheal jackson's estate and children are fought over in a court case/cases that set new records for publicity..

Since Michael Jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted down and turned into leggos so children can play with him for a change.

I've heard that he's actually going to be plasticized with his already plasticized chimp and put into the michael jackson museum...no

no shit

You guys did it...this thread is now at the top of the page for google however it is nowhere to be seen at yahoo.

If you're too incompetent to push a button on a credit card machine, please please please don't produce babby. Even if it does give me a good before/after view of when stupidity is just beginning to bloom to when it's a full blown case.

somehow, launching a penguin is incredibly therapeutic.

Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Here Comes the Snake

ANGRY OWLS JERKING ON AN OLD MAN?

I'd like to take this opportunity to recommend R. Scott Bakker's The Prince of Nothing trilogy. Again.

The main character (or rather, the biggest mover and shaker in story terms, because the story is told from several perspectives) is a monk from an isolated sect that breeds for the strongest, fastest, and smartest among them and trains and conditions them to a nearly superhuman degree.

This character is, as you might imagine, totally unsympathetic to all other people and is basically a sociopath who is really, really good at getting people to become loyal to him. Hilarity ensues (not really, as the story is set in a Crapsack World).

If you aren't up for reading it (I haven't got the PDFs, after all), I can probably draw up a spoileriffic synopsis with focus on this character, just to help develop the sociopathic hero for this story.

Woh, I remember reading that a long long time ago. It might be worthwhile to dig it back out.

lol wut...I've never seen a frown that pronounced...it's like a Nega-frown.

I would play a continuous loop of shooped soundbites of Tyra Banks (I could have sworn there was a past thread in which the pterodactyls fucking loved Tyra Banks) telling them to avoid this particular house.

NSFW ->  http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/dragonsandcars09_top.jpg

touche

Cram you damnulus! I was going to do that