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« on: January 23, 2009, 06:54:56 am »

Makes me wish I had bottles of blood in my car in case of a transfusion...

Or Kill Me / Re: One Sentence Rants
« on: January 14, 2009, 07:34:17 am »
Okay, I'm happy that you have a genuine enthusiasm for biology, but both me and the rest of class would take your lectures a hell of a lot more seriously if you didn't inject every contradictory conspiracy you read in the paper into them.

Principia Discussion / Wikipedia had it coming...
« on: December 10, 2008, 11:56:37 pm »
Wikipedia Discordianism's discussion page: A great read or the greatest read?

Discordian Recipes / Re: Turkish Coffee
« on: December 09, 2008, 08:08:06 pm »
Turkish coffee is pretty damn awesome. I've got a gigantic ibrik that serves around 12 cups and a tiny one for the morning that makes 2.

Discordian Recipes / Re: Turducken?
« on: November 26, 2008, 06:14:01 pm »
I've got a friend who owes me a turducken this thanksgiving, but I can't say I've had it before.

Or Kill Me / Re: Fucked
« on: November 26, 2008, 06:53:21 am »
On a side note, how the hell is my first rant my 23rd post...

I'll shut up now...

Or Kill Me / Fucked
« on: November 25, 2008, 10:26:13 pm »
This'd be my first rant and indeed my first "inspiration" or whatever the hell you guys call it.

So I was walking down the street, looking for a job, and was about to cross the road when I looked up at the little crosswalk lights (hand and the walking guy) when I saw the hand sign, but the lights had fuckered up or something because it was done in white lights. I'm not sure what the hell happened but I saw the white light and nearly walked out into open traffic. The fact that it was the color of the light and not my own damned observation that controlled my movements infuriated me, but it also got me thinking. So the "system" (argh, I hate that terminology) set up the lights and the automatic responses. If I actually had walked out into traffic and gotten terribly hurt, the system has its own way of punishing itself (me suing the city or some shit like that) by taking money out of its gigantic pile and giving it to me. I'll then use this money to filter it back into the system which will eventually trickle back into the city's fund to pay for the next bloke who walks into traffic. Basically, I get fucked up, the system gives me money and then I give it right back.

There have been people trying to stop this, but as far as I've seen, the majority do it the wrong way. The hippies who drop away completely aren't really doing anything to help because they've lost contact entirely. It's like if someone was punching the hell out of you and your revenge is running away and writing them an angry letter you've written on tree bark. It just doesn't do anything. On the other hand, if you try to get inside the system, you just get ground up in its massive gears. You're so close you can't throw any damn punches. The best thing I've seen so far is the OM stuff that you guys have been doing, but it feels like more people are needed for this thing to really work. Hundreds of millions of people is a lot to convince to buck this thing   

« on: November 21, 2008, 02:54:26 am »
I mean, marriage IS the number one cause of divorce...

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Intermittens, issue 1
« on: November 18, 2008, 03:57:10 am »
Cram you Damnulus! The massive awesomeness (and massive size) has reduced my stapler to tears from trying to bind the pages.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: CHANGE you can believe in
« on: September 26, 2008, 11:45:35 pm »
psycho-analyze presidential candidates (the last two at least) and release the statements to the public.

Bring and Brag / Re: Grimace.
« on: September 12, 2008, 01:15:54 pm »
That is some pure motherfucking win right there.

Propaganda Depository / Re: Two Quick Mindfucks
« on: June 05, 2008, 06:18:58 am »
These are pretty damn good...I'll make sure to spread them around like week old peanut butter

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