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Not mine, but:

I'm thinking the kid was never in there in the first place.

But seriously, do you people who watched this intently also watch Faces of Death? I couldn't sit there and watch this while it was happening and I still thought the boy was in there.

Detroit is just a cancerous cell.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE59D0BR20091014?pageNumber=1&virtualBrandChannel=11604

I like that a Neanderthal woman would have beat Ahhnold in an arm wrestle.

Is it NSFF (Not Safe For Faggotcopters)?

Shut up Cain, get on my horse.

http://twitter.com/bbcaa

This needs more contributions from people like us.

http://www.examiner.com/x-14868-Knoxville-Books-Examiner~y2009m10d13-Neil-Gaimans-Twitter-story

I'm not sure a single thing comes up for Andrea Jones that's actually related to me, since I knew early on that I should just become someone else online. There's another girl with my full name, even middle name, that was born the same year as me! :O

My name is boring.

It's too sappy and not angry enough for PD. If he had threatened to kill whoever he's crying about and put it in Or Kill Me or something, that'd probably be more acceptable.

I wish this man/ Roger were my father.

I kind of expected you all to already know about this. At least all of you with stumbleupon. It comes up a lot for me.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Cthulhu
    Read some Enid Blyton.

Gaming
    Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Religion
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Discordia
    Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
    Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
    As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
    Stop caring!

Brand Names
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Computer Games
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
    Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock
    Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (80%)
    Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Free BSD (95%)
    The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Industrial (70%)
    Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

British (95%)
    No need for cure. Benign virus.

UNIX (65%)
    Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

BBCB (70%)
    CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

X11 (85%)
    I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

No, make a poem out of it.

This is the face before I was born.

The monkey or Jack Nicholson?

Make more than one mask. Once you have enough, you may freely decide whether one with a crack is useful enough to warrant some time in the shop, or should just be smashed and replaced with a new one. But remember- once cracked, they are never as strong as they once were.

Would I be terribly out of line by mentioning that Mr. Moore is bloody rich off his movies while he gripes about the evils of capitalism? 

No, you'd just be explaining what we already know.

In the name of science, details!
Do you use audio-stimulation or are you able to pull this one off the classic way? Tantra?
I DEMAND DETAILS...

The two "hands-free" torrents that are out there aren't really working for me. But I had a strange mind to begin with.

~planeswalker
has been sexperimenting with his head(s) for years now, with interesting results.

They're not getting you to orgasm? It can take a time or two. But you also have to completely ignore any thoughts about how silly it is, and actually give yourself over to her.. there's a lot of controversy over the type of hypnosis she does, because she basically makes the people she uses this on her slaves, and they just keep throwing money at her because she tells them to. You have to be in the kind of mindset where you think if you don't do as she says, something bad will happen to you.