Yes, that's right... you heard me. You left coasters can't possibly compete with this level of total absurdity. We've beat you. We've destroyed you. We've completely annihilated your every last bit of sanity and proved that us, The Swamp Yankees of the Sovereign Principality of Kaousuu and Beyond, have the ultimate, incredible, indestructible, incomprehensible beast on our side...
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/bug1.jpg) Why what's this?
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/bug2.jpg) It's...It's...IT'S...
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/bug5.jpg) OH...GOD.
(http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ri/RIPRObugback2.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/bug3.jpg) SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!
NIBBLES WOODAWAY!
THE
BIG
BLUE
BUG
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/BigBlueBug.jpg)
So awesome in it's power, they decorate him for CHRISTMAS:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/339920913_7d4c415bc1.jpg)
And summertime fun with Dels Lemonade (which none of you will ever be cool enough to drink, evar.):
(http://z.hubpages.com/u/1459803_f260.jpg)
And he's going on TOUR, bringing darkness and doughboys TO YOU...
FLY MY PRETTY! FLY!!!!!!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/tucson.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/ChicagoSkyline1.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/portland-skyline.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/indianapolis.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/los-angeles-downtown-454.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/edinburgh_004u.jpg)
Oh, we can compete with that (that IS a pretty sweet bug, though).
People out here have been in the sun too long. We have one clown made about 20 Easter Island statues out of concrete on his property, etc.
TGRR,
Off to find his digital camera.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:50:41 AM
Oh, we can compete with that (that IS a pretty sweet bug, though).
People out here have been in the sun too long. We have one clown made about 20 Easter Island statues out of concrete on his property, etc.
TGRR,
Off to find his digital camera.
Please! Must see pic!
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit
that papier-mâché bullshit is a national historical landmark with powers greater than any bestowed upon mankind.
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN DUMB AND DUMBER?!
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:50:41 AM
Oh, we can compete with that (that IS a pretty sweet bug, though).
People out here have been in the sun too long. We have one clown made about 20 Easter Island statues out of concrete on his property, etc.
TGRR,
Off to find his digital camera.
Please! Must see pic!
There's only one left. :( The religious freaks got an injunction and made the city demolish them. But I will take or find a pic of the remaining one, and maybe find pics of the original collection.
But my point was, we have some weird fuckers out here in the high desert. You might destroy Phoenix with that thing, though.
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit
We only have two big bugs.
Suguaro beetles: Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs. This kills the tree. The trees take 50 years to grow. The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.
Tarantula hawks: Google them. Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit
We only have two big bugs.
Suguaro beetles: Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs. This kills the tree. The trees take 50 years to grow. The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.
Tarantula hawks: Google them. Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.
HOLY FUCK. A GIANT SPIDER-EATING WASP.
At least you don't have deer ticks, right? :x
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:00:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit
We only have two big bugs.
Suguaro beetles: Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs. This kills the tree. The trees take 50 years to grow. The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.
Tarantula hawks: Google them. Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.
HOLY FUCK. A GIANT SPIDER-EATING WASP.
At least you don't have deer ticks, right? :x
No, we have brown ticks. They infest, like roaches and silverfish. They killed my dawg. :(
TGRR,
Spent 6 months getting rid of the immortal, poison-proof little fuckers.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 05:02:43 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:00:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit
We only have two big bugs.
Suguaro beetles: Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs. This kills the tree. The trees take 50 years to grow. The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.
Tarantula hawks: Google them. Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.
HOLY FUCK. A GIANT SPIDER-EATING WASP.
At least you don't have deer ticks, right? :x
No, we have brown ticks. They infest, like roaches and silverfish. They killed my dawg. :(
TGRR,
Spent 6 months getting rid of the immortal, poison-proof little fuckers.
Ticks are proof that arachnids are a form of nature's terrorists. :(
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:04:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 05:02:43 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:00:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit
We only have two big bugs.
Suguaro beetles: Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs. This kills the tree. The trees take 50 years to grow. The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.
Tarantula hawks: Google them. Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.
HOLY FUCK. A GIANT SPIDER-EATING WASP.
At least you don't have deer ticks, right? :x
No, we have brown ticks. They infest, like roaches and silverfish. They killed my dawg. :(
TGRR,
Spent 6 months getting rid of the immortal, poison-proof little fuckers.
Ticks are proof that arachnids are a form of nature's terrorists. :(
No shit. Brown ticks are immune to every poison I tried, even the uber-anti tick shit, you can't crush them, the ONLY weakness they have is that they sink like stones and you can laugh like a fucking maniac while they circle the bowl.
Not even fire? that's like the only way to kill a tick out here.
Southcoast MA joins the attack!
Mattapoisett...SEAHORSE!!!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3191/2640585592_016e360a86.jpg?v=0)
^Holy shit that's a truck! That's how fucking big this seahorse is!
(http://www.agilitynut.com/p/mattsh.jpg)
And it is as proud and noble as it is vicious.
(http://www.bostonmagazine.com/images/uploads/articles/2850_article.jpg)
The Seahorse watches you. It watches you...
(http://gigapan.org/snapshots/49172-133x100.jpg)
And it waits.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit
We only have two big bugs.
Suguaro beetles: Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs. This kills the tree. The trees take 50 years to grow. The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.
Tarantula hawks: Google them. Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.
:x
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:42:24 AM
Yes, that's right... you heard me. You left coasters can't possibly compete with this level of total absurdity. We've beat you. We've destroyed you. We've completely annihilated your every last bit of sanity and proved that us, The Swamp Yankees of the Sovereign Principality of Kaousuu and Beyond, have the ultimate, incredible, indestructible, incomprehensible beast on our side...
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/bug1.jpg) Why what's this?
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/bug2.jpg) It's...It's...IT'S...
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/bug5.jpg) OH...GOD.
(http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ri/RIPRObugback2.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/bug3.jpg) SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!
NIBBLES WOODAWAY!
THE
BIG
BLUE
BUG
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/BigBlueBug.jpg)
So awesome in it's power, they decorate him for CHRISTMAS:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/339920913_7d4c415bc1.jpg)
And summertime fun with Dels Lemonade (which none of you will ever be cool enough to drink, evar.):
(http://z.hubpages.com/u/1459803_f260.jpg)
And he's going on TOUR, bringing darkness and doughboys TO YOU...
FLY MY PRETTY! FLY!!!!!!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/tucson.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/ChicagoSkyline1.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/portland-skyline.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/indianapolis.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/los-angeles-downtown-454.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/edinburgh_004u.jpg)
:mittens:
'round here, we have this:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/55868351_67eebc244c.jpg)
and this:
(http://www.dayoopers.com/images/chnsaw.jpg)
When ECH talks about marching on a road of bones, he doesn't tell you he'll be using these boots:
(http://www.insidesocal.com/bargain/LLBeanBoot2.jpg)
BEHOLD THE MIGHT OF LONG ISLAND
(http://www.southamptonwest.com/photos/bigduck.jpg)
... :sad:
Suu, I really didn't want to unleash my own Ultimate Weapon, but you have left me no choice.
PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!
IT WAS A NORMAL DAY AT THE CAPITOL. BUT WAIT!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT COMING?!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AdamSmithEntersTheScene.jpg)
SURELY NOT EVEN THE SCOTS WOULD BE SO MAD AS TO UNLEASH.......
MOTHERFUCKIN ADAM GOD DAMN SMITH!!!
YES, FILTHBAGS, MOTHERFUCKING ADAM GOD DAMN SMITH! YOU THOUGHT HE'D BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE 220 YEARS AND YOU WERE SAFE!
YOU WERE WRONG!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AdamSmithRampageThree.jpg)
ADAM SMITH IS LIKE JACKASS, BUT ALL OVER YOUR STOCK MARKETS, BITCHES! HE'S FUCKING INSANE AND DON'T WEAR NO SAFETY GEAR YO?! I HEARD ONE TIME HE PUNCHED A BISHOP IN THE FACE AND SHAT IN HIS MOUTH FOR A FUCKING BET. IF THERE IS £$£$£$£ ON IT, ADAM SMITH WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP, AND WE KNOW YOU SWAMP YANKEES JUST SPENT ALL YOUR MONEY ON YOUR FUCKING BANKS! HAW HAW PWNT!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AdamSmithRampageOne.jpg)
THAT'S NOT ADAM SMITH BLOWING UP THE BANK, FUCK NO! THAT'S ADAM SMITH ORBITALLY BOMBING YOU WITH FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS FROM FUCKING SPACE. ONE DAY AN EMPTY LOT, THE NEXT A MASSIVE DRAIN ON YOUR TAX! HE'S AN EPIC ASSHOLE. AND GUESS WHAT, THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL SO IT'S A FUCKING KEY BANK! YOU PISSED HIM OFF SUU! HE'S GOING TO CUNT PUNCH YOU WITH HIS INVISIBLE HAND!
RUN WHILE YOU CAN, GO TO SIBERIA OR SOME SHIT!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AdamSmithRampageTwo.jpg)
SHITFUCK! NOW HE'S FIRING FLAMING COPIES OF THE WEALTH OF FUCKING BROKE ASS NATIONS ALL UP IN YOUR SHIT. WRATHFUL MOTHERFUCKIN GOD DAMN ADAM SMITH IS WRATHFUL YO?! SAY BYE BYE TO LIQUIDITY SHITSTAINS, ADAM SMITH IS HERE TO STEAL ALL YOUR CASHES AND ASSETS AND JUNK. HOSTILE TAKEOVERS AND SUCH ALL OVER YOUR POOR ASSED YANKEE SWAMPS!
ADAM SMITH: DEAD AND MADE OF STONE BUT STILL GOING TO RAEP YOU IRREVERSIBLY!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!
Oh hey, thanks. Now I can collect all that insurance I've been banking on for a natural disaster!
Also: KeyBank is based in Ohio. YOU JUST KILLED RAT AND FRED!
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 03:06:20 PM
Oh hey, thanks. Now I can collect all that insurance I've been banking on for a natural disaster!
Also: KeyBank is based in Ohio. YOU JUST KILLED RAT AND FRED!
SWAMP YANKEES DON'T HAVE NAMES. JUST CUSTOMER ID NUMBERS.
Anyway, all your money are belong to Adam Smith. Even the insurance claims.
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 03:08:15 PM
Anyway, all your money are belong to Adam Smith. Even the insurance claims.
No it doesn't.
After work I'll show you.
-Suu
Has to go do that real life thing again now.
I just SHIT MY PANCE! :lulz:
It'll all be over by christmas at this rate Roger.
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 03:23:48 PM
It'll all be over by christmas at this rate Roger.
No, no...I mean ADAM SMIFF MADE ME SHIT MY PANCE!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 03:23:48 PM
It'll all be over by christmas at this rate Roger.
No, no...I mean ADAM SMIFF MADE ME SHIT MY PANCE!
Oh, well, he has a tendency to do that. As long as you keep buying things, he'll be happy though. BUY MORE, ROGER, BUY MORE!
WOW
That was pretty fucking awesome.
All we have is this thing
(http://www.davh.com/TICKETS/gator2%20copy.gif)
where they think this is a good idea
(http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/florida/images/s/gatorland.jpg)
Oh yeah. And this theme park looks like buckets of fun
(http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/florida/orlando/images/s/holy-land-experience.jpg)
(http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070808/070808_holyland_hmed_8a.hmedium.jpg)
:x
meanwhile... on the coast of Rhode Island...
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4968/inv1.jpg)
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4923/inv2.jpg)
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/126/inv3.jpg)
FUCKING RIGHT, THE SWEDES ARE HERE.
AND THEY BROUGHT THE FINS, TO FINNISH YOU SWAMP YANKEES ONCE AND FOR ALL.
SWAMPYANKEEISTAN IS DOOMED.
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6549/inv4.jpg)
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1076/inv6.jpg)
supported by an army of techno-viking-clones the horde of scandinavian brutes seeks plunder and women
:spittake:
(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/6268/inv7.jpg)
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6043/inv8.jpg)
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/719/inv9.jpg)
Rhode Island is finnished... those vikings tear through fucking space itself. :evilmad:
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 03:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 03:23:48 PM
It'll all be over by christmas at this rate Roger.
No, no...I mean ADAM SMIFF MADE ME SHIT MY PANCE!
Oh, well, he has a tendency to do that. As long as you keep buying things, he'll be happy though. BUY MORE, ROGER, BUY MORE!
I have to buy more pance. And a new chair. :mittens:
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 09, 2009, 04:14:35 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 03:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 03:23:48 PM
It'll all be over by christmas at this rate Roger.
No, no...I mean ADAM SMIFF MADE ME SHIT MY PANCE!
Oh, well, he has a tendency to do that. As long as you keep buying things, he'll be happy though. BUY MORE, ROGER, BUY MORE!
I have to buy more pance. And a new chair. :mittens:
And so the market readjusts itself...
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 04:16:57 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 09, 2009, 04:14:35 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 03:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 09, 2009, 03:23:48 PM
It'll all be over by christmas at this rate Roger.
No, no...I mean ADAM SMIFF MADE ME SHIT MY PANCE!
Oh, well, he has a tendency to do that. As long as you keep buying things, he'll be happy though. BUY MORE, ROGER, BUY MORE!
I have to buy more pance. And a new chair. :mittens:
And so the market readjusts itself...
RECESSION ORVER. SMIFF WINS.
I JUST GOT FISTED BY THE INVISIBLE HAND.
Quote from: planeswalker on September 09, 2009, 03:53:37 PM
(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/6268/inv7.jpg)
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6043/inv8.jpg)
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/719/inv9.jpg)
Rhode Island is finnished... those vikings tear through fucking space itself. :evilmad:
:lulz:
CA (which hasn't entered this battle yet) has these in our own desert:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/193/443256363_6d1ab63e41.jpg?v=1175497458)
(http://marcywrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/6a00e5539d736f8834010535eb867b970b-800wi.jpg)
...but then that's offset by this:
(http://donutstud.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/randys-donuts-store.jpg)
The GIANT DONUT OF DOOM!
Although Australia is neutral in this conflict, I would like to warn you, that this is just down the road from my house.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/BigMerinoGoulburn.jpg)
Those are fucking cars, they don't call this guy "Rambo" for nothing.
And if need be, we will shove this fucking big pineapple up your fucking ass. Do Not Test.
[img=450x600]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/GiantPineappleNambour.jpg[/img]
There are no neutrals.
Either you're a swamp yankee or you are resisting them and their evil megalomaniac efforts.
:argh!:
Fine, but you'll have to wait till I get to my WOMP tools before I show my alleigance
Quote from: Rumwolf on September 09, 2009, 05:37:14 PM
Although Australia is neutral in this conflict,
As a great American political thinker and statesman once said, "Yer with us or agin us".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:54:20 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:50:41 AM
Oh, we can compete with that (that IS a pretty sweet bug, though).
People out here have been in the sun too long. We have one clown made about 20 Easter Island statues out of concrete on his property, etc.
TGRR,
Off to find his digital camera.
Please! Must see pic!
There's only one left. :( The religious freaks got an injunction and made the city demolish them. But I will take or find a pic of the remaining one, and maybe find pics of the original collection.
But my point was, we have some weird fuckers out here in the high desert. You might destroy Phoenix with that thing, though.
What the hell kind of problem do religioous nutters have with statues of faces?
more from the AZ arsenal
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/roadside-statues-116.jpg)
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on September 09, 2009, 06:39:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:54:20 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:50:41 AM
Oh, we can compete with that (that IS a pretty sweet bug, though).
People out here have been in the sun too long. We have one clown made about 20 Easter Island statues out of concrete on his property, etc.
TGRR,
Off to find his digital camera.
Please! Must see pic!
There's only one left. :( The religious freaks got an injunction and made the city demolish them. But I will take or find a pic of the remaining one, and maybe find pics of the original collection.
But my point was, we have some weird fuckers out here in the high desert. You might destroy Phoenix with that thing, though.
What the hell kind of problem do religioous nutters have with statues of faces?
Idolatry, as I recall.
Quote from: planeswalker on September 09, 2009, 03:31:40 PM
meanwhile... on the coast of Rhode Island...
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4968/inv1.jpg)
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4923/inv2.jpg)
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/126/inv3.jpg)
FUCKING RIGHT, THE SWEDES ARE HERE.
AND THEY BROUGHT THE FINS, TO FINNISH YOU SWAMP YANKEES ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Sorry. The Vikings helped settle this place. Try again.
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 07:12:23 PM
Sorry. The Vikings helped settle this place. Try again.
Then they left, long before the English showed up.
There's a reason for that.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 07:12:23 PM
Sorry. The Vikings helped settle this place. Try again.
Then they left, long before the English showed up.
There's a reason for that.
The English used Rhode Island for a penal colony for those that refused to be Puritan enough to live in Boston, and also a big slave port.
The Cascadia faction defends against Swamp Yankees with... THE MIGHT OF PAUL BUNYAN!
Here he is!
(http://www.ancilnance.com/images/192.jpg)
Look out, he's coming to get you!
(http://www.obsessedphotographers.com/NewWebsite/Graphics/Fine_Art/JonesLangLaSalle/PaulBunyan/PaulBunyan01.jpg)
(http://www.obsessedphotographers.com/NewWebsite/Graphics/Fine_Art/JonesLangLaSalle/PaulBunyan/PaulBunyan02.jpg)
(http://www.obsessedphotographers.com/NewWebsite/Graphics/Fine_Art/JonesLangLaSalle/PaulBunyan/PaulBunyan03.jpg)
HE HAS AN AXE, MOTHERFUCKER!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3601/3775292441_b692dd1ee7.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3404/3216608408_729433d28c.jpg)
AND AN OX
(http://www.nateandchrisdoamerica.com/images/Oregon%20Washington%20Canada%20Alaska%20329%20(Resized).jpg)
(http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/blogs/fromthepoint/2418392443_fc9a245f00.jpg)
AND A BOWLING BALL
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/211042312_efa5735062.jpg)
AND A HOT DOG
(http://blogs.redding.com/redding/mbeauchamp/Paul%20Bunyan.jpg)
AND A TINY, TINY MAN-COMPANION
(http://www.roadtripamerica.com/roadside/Minnesota-Akeley-Paul-Bunyan.jpg)
JUST BECAUSE HE IS TAKING A BREAK DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GET COMPLACENT. AS SOON AS HE IS DONE RESTING HE IS COMING TO STRAIGHT HATCHET YOUR SHIT UP!
(http://www.vagabondish.com/wp-content/uploads/talking-paul-bunyan-minnesota.jpg)
Jesus that's a lot of Paul Bunyuns! And BABE! The blue ox--at his side.
Guess the Pacific Northwest has a definite THING for the axe-swinging Paul. Being logging country, etc. Sorry, I have a thing for stating the obvious today.
I love how this thread has turned into one of obnoxious monuments. :lulz:
I suggest you BACK THE FUCK OFF, or Boston will release the molasses. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster)
(http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2009/03/18/molasses__1237412609_6050.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on September 09, 2009, 07:36:46 PM
I suggest you BACK THE FUCK OFF, or Boston will release the molasses. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster)
(http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2009/03/18/molasses__1237412609_6050.jpg)
YES.
THIS.
Fun fact: Paul Bunyan wasn't a campsite story told by lumberjacks, it was spun from wholecloth by journalist James MacGillivray in 1906.
TGRR,
Ruining your childhood.
Quote from: LMNO on September 09, 2009, 07:36:46 PM
I suggest you BACK THE FUCK OFF, or Boston will release the molasses. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster)
(http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2009/03/18/molasses__1237412609_6050.jpg)
You'll note that only killed Bostonians.
Remember, kids, for every death machine that eradicates your enemies, 99 attempts blow up in your face.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:40:18 PM
Fun fact: Paul Bunyan wasn't a campsite story told by lumberjacks, it was spun from wholecloth by journalist James MacGillivray in 1906.
TGRR,
Ruining your childhood.
:cn:
EDIT: HEY
I was trying to quote your ORIGINAL post about Hallmark and 1912, motherfucker! :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO on September 09, 2009, 07:36:46 PM
I suggest you BACK THE FUCK OFF, or Boston will release the molasses. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster)
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2009/03/18/molasses__1237412609_6050.jpg
Jesus Christ. And the name of the company: Purity Distilling Company. I find that...somehow ironic, given they were making it from rum.
Quote from: Nigel on September 09, 2009, 07:43:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:40:18 PM
Fun fact: Paul Bunyan wasn't a campsite story told by lumberjacks, it was spun from wholecloth by assassinated President William McKinley in 1901.
TGRR,
Ruining your childhood.
:cn:
EDIT: HEY
I was trying to quote your ORIGINAL post about Hallmark and 1912, motherfucker! :lulz:
I have no idea of what you're talking about.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:49:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 09, 2009, 07:43:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:40:18 PM
Fun fact: Paul Bunyan wasn't a campsite story told by lumberjacks, it was spun from wholecloth by assassinated President William McKinley in 1901.
TGRR,
Ruining your childhood.
:cn:
EDIT: HEY
I was trying to quote your ORIGINAL post about Hallmark and 1912, motherfucker! :lulz:
I have no idea of what you're talking about.
:argh!:
Quote from: Nigel on September 09, 2009, 08:31:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:49:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 09, 2009, 07:43:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:40:18 PM
Fun fact: Paul Bunyan wasn't a campsite story told by lumberjacks, it was spun from wholecloth by assassinated President William McKinley in 1901.
TGRR,
Ruining your childhood.
:cn:
EDIT: HEY
I was trying to quote your ORIGINAL post about Hallmark and 1912, motherfucker! :lulz:
I have no idea of what you're talking about.
:argh!:
That's why he was killed, you know.
TGRR,
Never messes with the lumberjack lobby. It was the stupid blue ox thing.
:lulz:
all the original graphics ITT are
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/INTERMITTENSNOMINATION.png)
somebody should make an IM that contains all the best-of WOMP stuff that's been generated in the last few weeks. Some of it is such high quality lulz. At least, pertaining to the members of this board.
Feel free to take anything you want in which I have the Big Blue Bug flying over cities NEAR YUO.