Principia Discordia

The Enlightenment revealed itself over the course of a few weeks. I don't know if I could describe it in words anyone could understand. Its like, the universe is composed of souls, embodied and disembodied, and there is the one central axis in the universe that unites the three planes of existence, the Physcial, the Mental, and the Spiritual. All of these spirits, these entities, are constantly at odds with each other. The only thing that makes sense is that nothing makes sense. The two opposing forces in the universe are not good vs evil, black vs white, but rather, order vs chaos, however, when you examine the two quantitatively, you discover that they are in fact, one and the same. The enlightenment came from surrendering myself to these chaotic entities, to understand that there is nothing to be understood, to know that there is nothing to know.
Last night got a little crazy. I haven't told anyone about it yet, so you get to be the first, naturally. I was at Pavlac, expecting another Friday night like any other friday night, a little grass here, a little grass there, a few drinks and a knee-slappin good time. It was like that for the first part. Then these two girls that I had met there on another occasion told me to come sit with them, and they were smoking hashish and wanted me to partake. So I did. My friend Bobesh had rolled a couple joints the size of expensive mechanical pencils, and he told me to follow him into the billiard room upstairs to proceed with the festivities. As the night wore on, most of my friends who were there left, until I was there with the warriors from Agbar, two of which were on extasy and were swaying around the room, touching everything and everyone and laughing hysterically. I was startin to feel a little strange, and then Bobesh goes downstairs and dissapears. He came back several minutes later as giddy as a schoolgirl, and starts shouting something in Czech, I was a little zoned out and didn't catch it, but everyone started grinning like idiots and talking amongst themselves in excited whispers, and then finally he looks at me and says "Patrick, do you like magic mushrooms???" I shot up like something had bit me in the ass. They were selling them five crowns a cap, so I got twenty for a hundred crowns, which is like, five bucks. I had to be home at midnight, and it was already 11:30, so I took my bag of shrooms and got the hell out of the pub, giving my salutes and best regards to my be-dreadlocked barbarian pals as I left. I was already quite zoned out of my gourd when I stopped under a bridge to take a piss. You can piss anywhere in this country, it kicks ass. Everywhere you go, people will be there, standing on the edge of the path, pissing away to their hearts content. So after I finished, I opened my little cellophane of shrooms and emptied half of it into my mouth. I chewed, savored the flavor, and continued on my way. As I was walking, the wind started blowing violently behind me, and it made my coat flare out and swirl around, it almost felt like I was standing still, and the wind was blowing me home, but I knew I was walking. I felt like I was one with the streets and the snow and the night, the wind still swirling around me, and then I got home. I unlocked the door, went upstairs to my room, and put on a pair of boxers to sleep in, then I laid down to read a book. I had actualy almost forgotten about everything while I was reading, and I started to get tired, and then I felt like I needed to go to sleep, so I closed the book, turned off the lamp, and closed my eyes. I opened them again a few mintues later, and something wasn't right. The room was alive. I looked around, and didn't really see anything, until I looked next to the bed, and there was a white face like one of those drama masks, sneering and smiling and jeering at me. Terrified, I turned on the light, and that was when everything got really crazy. The wood grain on the closet doors was dancing about in waves, I kept looking at that closet door, it seemed like it was alive and breathing, the designs on the carpet were slithering in strange spiral patterns, the bedspread began to wave and shimmer like a troubled ocean, and the ceiling, the ceiling was by far the craziest. The ceiling in my room is wood panneling. All those little grains began to shimmer, and all the knots in the wood grain turned into eyes, which opened themselves wider and stared at me with strange expressions, until I began to see faces, and when the faces disappeared, all those little eyes turned into spiders, and began to scurry across the ceiling chaotically. By this time I had my blanket pulled up tight to my chin, and I was begging to giggle hysterically, it seemed as though the room was alive and was giving me one hell of a show. I kept staring at everything over and over again, the eyes on the ceiling kept winking and smiling, the wood grain on the cabinets kept shimmering, I was tempted to pull out the crystal ball or something to see what would happen, but then I though no, this is enough. I had to piss, I stood up. It felt like it was my first time walking. I looked at my feet and noticed that they were cloven, like a pig's. I was trying to keep my balance, all the while crazy circus music was playing in my head like some kind of broken record. I opened the door, and there hovering outside abouve the staircase was great white spectre, which wavered back and forth, seemed to smile, and dissapeared. I walked into the bathroom and pissed. It shot out of like a bullet, and I thought surely I must have soaked everything in the room. I felt around and discerned that that was yet another illusion, and then I looked in the mirror, and discovered I had no face. Only a mouth and the outlin of my head, no eyes, no nose, no nothing. Weird. I walked back into my room stepping like some sort of disembodied marionette, and sat back down on the bed in the dark. I layed down, and rolled onto my stomach, looking up at the window. There was a cactus plant, which silouhetted against the window looked like a man with a sceptre, but I could still tell it was a cactus. I then determined that the cactus was a new god, and that I was to be his first apostle, then I looked closer to area in front of my face, and saw a tiny head about the size of a cranberry pop out from what looked like a cave coming out of the chair behind the bed. Two more popped out, and I realized they were tiny people, tiny little pygmy warriors coming out of their cave to examine the crazy giant which lay prostrate on the bed before them. Directly in line behind them was the Cactus God with his sceptre, ordering his pygmy warriors to capture the beast, and deliver it at once, live or dead, for study.
I lay there in my inherant insanity for quite some time, staring at various objects in the room to see what kind of show they would give me, until finally, the madness began to fade, and the room gradually returned to reality
I closed my eyes and went to sleep. That was two days ago, and everytime I look at the ceiling now, I have to look twice to be sure that the eyes are not staring at me, that the ceiling light is not spinning wildly, that the Cactus God no longer demands my reverence, that the closet is not breathing.  I find myself convinced that I have begun the long journey toward becoming a holy man.

i was a holy man wonce, or still am, probaly permanently, but in any case, eating alot of mushrooms will do that to ya, the room dancing and shit.

Eris laughed.

You know, I heard about this really great invention once.

I think it was called "paragraphs" or something, I forget.

Please add white spaces.

My poor fucking eyes.  I only got about a third of the way through that.

We don't need no steeenking coherency...

Quote from: LMNOWe don't need no steeenking coherency...

Unless you want people to read your (his) work, of course.

His.

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I was teasing him, too.
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interesting words are interesting words whether or not the formalities of grammar and composition are observed. To bow out because said words do not appear as they would in a novel or textbook is both lazy and aneristic.

BS,
thought those were interesting words

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I wast gettin ready to say Turd, paragraphs and indentions are against my writing style. Well, it depends on what I'm writing, actually, this was supposed to be an email to my sister back in the states. Then I realized if I told her about my crazy ass mushroom trip, she would probably tell Mom, not that my sis is a nark or anything, but she doesn have some trouble keeping her goddamn mouth shut sometimes. I guess some of this could use some explanation. Pavlac is a pub in Frydek-Mistek, where I live, in the east of the Czech Republic. It's where I can be found on any given night (except this night, incidently enough) If you want some killer weed or some Hashish, just ask the bartender. Shrooms are a bit of a rarity. Anyway, Agbar is a local Medieval Martial Arts group. They all have dreadlocks and they all listen to Bob Marley and Rage Against the Machine and all the other shit that people with dreadlocks usually listen to. They also fuckin love to get stoned every single day. At the moment I'm covered from head to toe with bruises from these bastards, they're all pretty fuckin good swordsmen, and training was yesterday.

Yup. Either you read it or you don't. Cheesy excuses like "I need spaces" and all that don't amount to much but a lack of attention span.

Dude's words were a fun read.

Meh.  If you're too lazy to break up your sentences, I'm too lazy to read 'em.

Fair trade, I guess.

Quote from: LMNOMeh.  If you're too lazy to break up your sentences, I'm too lazy to read 'em.

Fair trade, I guess.

It's a free market, man.

Adam Smith's Invisible Hand just felt me up.

Quote from: LMNOAdam Smith's Invisible Hand just felt me up.

Sometimes it spanks you too. You just have to smile and give it money and it leaves you alone for a few minutes.

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodinteresting words are interesting words whether or not the formalities of grammar and composition are observed. To bow out because said words do not appear as they would in a novel or textbook is both lazy and aneristic.

BS,
thought those were interesting words

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If you can't effectively communicate your ideas, then of what use is the post?

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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodinteresting words are interesting words whether or not the formalities of grammar and composition are observed. To bow out because said words do not appear as they would in a novel or textbook is both lazy and aneristic.

BS,
thought those were interesting words

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If you can't effectively communicate your ideas, then of what use is the post?

Cf: the "tossing off" post.

That is a blasphemous question.

QuoteIf you can't effectively communicate your ideas, then of what use is the post?

Hey, FUCK YOU

Was that communicated effectively enough?

actually, if you didn't read it, you're probably better off. But thanks for the kind words, Hugh and Turd, glad you enjoyed it, next time I type up somethin like this I'll be sure and post it, possibly with more paragraphs and indentions for the poor bastards who apparently can't stand to see their precious literary order usurped. But if I do that, I'm gonna have to put all the paragraphs out of sequence to compensate.

Very succinct.  


Well done.

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QuoteIf you can't effectively communicate your ideas, then of what use is the post?

Hey, FUCK YOU

Was that communicated effectively enough?

Much better.  Thank you for the consideration.

Just a random blank line would be an improvement.  I am no grammar nazi, it just makes it easier to keep the place and keeps my eyes from doing this (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/eek4.gif)

I had zero problem reading and comprehending...and if it's easily comprehended by someone in my condition, then the rest of you have no excuse.

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Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyJust a random blank line would be an improvement.  I am no grammar nazi, it just makes it easier to keep the place and keeps my eyes from doing this (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/eek4.gif)

I agree it would be nicer, but not exactly necessary.

actually
his spacing
was absolutely appropriate
to his subject

lovely story
reminded me of the times i...
oh
sorry
that would be a past life

ignore previous paragraph

Today I was walking down the street, and I smacked the hell outta some random kid with a giant loaf of bread that I just happened to be carrying around *just in case*

Saturday night, the night after the mushroom trip, I was sittin back at the pub, smokin hashish with my friend who goes to law school in Olomouc. Afterwards i went to harrass a young girl who I had met on another occasion several nights before. The girl was cute, but had an annoyingly shrill voice and was completely tasteless in everything, and I did my damndest to make sure i told her how devoid of refinement she was.  Music, art, literature, the girl knew nothing decent. But this particular night she just happened to be seated at the same table as Katka, who wasn't tasteless or boring or uninteresting, and who did know her hole from an ass in the ground when it came to music and the like. Also, Katka was better looking, but truth be told, I go for smarter chicks. Also, Katka spoke English, which is always a plus in this godforsaken country.

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So then the first girl, can't remember her name anymore, got pissed off and left, and a few moments later I was walking to the castle in the square with Katka. So we got to the castle, and she starts flipping the fuck out cuz she can't find her keys. I was just like "hey baby, relax, the keys will be around here somewhere" but she was on the verge of tears, and was calling everyone she knew on her cell phone to see if anyone had any idea where her goddamn keys were at. So then she gets a hold of a friend who's supposedly got a spare and then we head off from the castle in that direction. She looked in her pocket for a cigarette, and found her fuckin keys. By then she was feeling significantly better, and we went back to the castle walls, where no one would disturb us. There the bitch just went crazy, and started clawin at my neck and bitin at my ears and rakin her fingernails down my spinal cord and all kinds of other shit. Twice she nearly succeeded in swallowing my tongue. So then I did what any other respectable man-whore would do. I fucked the bejesus out of her. right there, at midnight, next to a castle wall, in the snow.

The next day I took the path along the castle wall to get to sword-training with Agbar, which is held on the castle grounds. I stopped at the place where I knew it had happened, saw the two after-sex cigarette butts laying in the retreating snow, scratched my head and continued on. Katka didnt seem to eager to wanna leave a cell phone number or anything else behind, and wasn't interested in meeting up any other time either. She will probably never know how glad I was that she didn't, although I'm willing to bet she didn't want to see any more of me either. One night stands are like that.

::appreciates the paragraphs, doesn't understand why you didn't want to see Katka again, after your description of her body, mind, and sexual appetites::

I understand perfectly...sometimes a one-night stand is just that and trying to force the issue would cheapen the memory...or, sometimes you do something so retarded and embarrassing in the throes of drunken passion that you're left hoping the other person forgets you even exist at all...

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I don't care if I see Katka again because I am a cold hearted, manipulative, chauvanist, skirt -chasing bastard. Also, my "official" girlfriend is way hotter and has way bigger boobies.

Quote from: AnonymousI don't care if I see Katka again because I am a cold hearted, manipulative, chauvanist, skirt -chasing bastard. Also, my "official" girlfriend is way hotter and has way bigger boobies.

darwinist dating at it's finest  :D

Quote from: AnonymousI don't care if I see Katka again because I am a cold hearted, manipulative, chauvanist, skirt -chasing bastard. Also, my "official" girlfriend is way hotter and has way bigger boobies.

Oooh, I'm sorry.  I didn't realize you were an asshole....

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Quote from: AnonymousI don't care if I see Katka again because I am a cold hearted, manipulative, chauvanist, skirt -chasing bastard. Also, my "official" girlfriend is way hotter and has way bigger boobies.

Oooh, I'm sorry.  I didn't realize you were an asshole....

i;d wager a loonie to your worthless paper money i've got bigger boobies than his "offical"(re:pretend) girlfreind.

Quote from: AnonymousI don't care if I see Katka again because I am a cold hearted, manipulative, chauvanist, skirt -chasing bastard. Also, my "official" girlfriend is way hotter and has way bigger boobies.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/sockfuker.gif)<---"OFFICIAL"

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Quote from: AnonymousI don't care if I see Katka again because I am a cold hearted, manipulative, chauvanist, skirt -chasing bastard. Also, my "official" girlfriend is way hotter and has way bigger boobies.

darwinist dating at it's finest  :D

Sort of reminds me of the time I spent the evening with Kvetina and Eva...heh. You ain't the only one who has seen flipped out Czech girls....


I still think about going there TO STAY because of it.

Quotei;d wager a loonie to your worthless paper money i've got bigger boobies than his "offical"(re:pretend) girlfreind.

Then you'd be a loonie short. C'mon, I'm an American in a foriegn country, and I don't think any of you besides maybe Hugh realize just how "accomadating" Czech girls can be, especially if they think they'll be getting a free English lesson out of the deal. Yes, I am an incurable asshole, and not much more than that, but if you can't get laid in this country, you can't get laid ANYWHERE.

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Quotei;d wager a loonie to your worthless paper money i've got bigger boobies than his "offical"(re:pretend) girlfreind.

Then you'd be a loonie short. C'mon, I'm an American in a foriegn country, and I don't think any of you besides maybe Hugh realize just how "accomadating" Czech girls can be, especially if they think they'll be getting a free English lesson out of the deal. Yes, I am an incurable asshole, and not much more than that, but if you can't get laid in this country, you can't get laid ANYWHERE.

That is the TROOF! Czech girls WANT to party. American girls, they look at you like you're some kind of psycho just for saying "hello."

The TROOF indeed, this place is a big giant harem for the American adventurer. Hugh, gimme some details on Kvetina and Eva, we will compare notes.

^That was me. ^
   
Really, Czech girls are the BEST, they know how to take care of a man, most of them can cook pretty fuckin well, and most importantly of all, they are fucking beautiful. The only drawback is, after they hit about mid-thirties, all that beauty goes to hell. On the upside, the cooking only gets better.

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCAmerican girls, they look at you like you're some kind of psycho just for saying "hello."

Even Ive noticed that...my University is full of them.

Say "hello" to a Czech girl, and as soon as it clicks that you're American, you've got her. Its that easy.

Quote from: Merciless HeathenSay "hello" to a Czech girl, and as soon as it clicks that you're American, you've got her. Its that easy.

I think I know where my summer holidays may take place this year... :D

hmm...do they like pizza in the Czech Republic?

cuz I may have to reconsider moving to Sweden if all of what you say is true.

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Dude, Sweden is fucking expensive, as are all Scandinavian countries. A fuckin Guiness at the airport in Copenhagen cost me nine fuckin dollars. They do like pizza in the Czech Republic, actually, they like it alot, unfortunately, they like it with ketchup instead of real pizza sauce. The Czechs have the best beer and the best women in the world, hands down. Also, the beer is CHEAPER THAN THE WATER. I shit you not. But if you're set on becoming an ex-patriot, this is the place to go. Don't go to Prague, Prague is a big shithole as well as a trap for ex-pats. Go to Moravia, around Ostrava. The farther east you go, the better the girls get, also, less foriegners in eastern Czech, and that means less competition, the way I see it. As a rule, Czech girls ALWAYS choose foriegners over their countrymen. Pilsner-Urquell is THE best beer in the world, also here they have the ORIGINAL Budweiser, not to be confused with the American piss-water of the same name. The Czech currency is the Crown, about 25 of which are worth one dollar. It fluctuates. A pack of domestic Czech smokes will cost you 33 crowns, or 54 for a pack of Lucky Strikes. A pint of brew is 20 crowns, a plateful of chicken and noodles at the Chinese/Vietnamese restaurant is about 60 crowns. Watch out for gypsies. Gypsies fuckin suck.
A gram of weed is 100 crowns, a gram of skunk is 200 crowns, a gram of skera (*special ganja*) is 300 crowns. A block of Hashish is 300, and shrooms are 5 crowns a cap, so about 100-150 for a good trip. LSD is 300 crowns a sheet. If anyone tries to sell you a *special czech drug* called Pervatin, DON'T FUCKING BUY IT! Unless you really just hate yourself, of course...

also, yes, everything I write is true. As a gonzo journalist, it is my supreme duty above all others to ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH. That being said, I should also warn you, Czech winters fuckin suck. I.E. The snow is just now starting to melt today. It's the fucking middle of March. Also, the Czech language is confusing as fuck. Kind of makes me think the Czechs are inherent Discordians. They're always doing things that just don't make any sense and serve no purpose other to baffle and confuse. Good People. A little on the stingy side. They really like ketchup. and Beer. two staples of the Czech diet.

I'm using my one  :roll: allotted to me for life on this thread.

It's not that Czech girls are easier, it's that most girls will go for a foreign guy over a resident, particularly if they're partial to accents anyway. And that includes American girls. Fake a british or Italian accent and see how many girls freak out if you say "Hello".

I'm convinced that it's a sick, twisted joke played on us by genetics and evolution.

One caveat: If it turns out that you're an asshole with a girlfriend, you can forget ever hearing from them again no matter how small their boobs are.

Quote from: HoshikoI'm convinced that it's a sick, twisted joke played on us by genetics and evolution.

'Tis that and all. Research has shown that, if you take an unsuccessful male parrot (in the mating hoighty-toighty stakes) and staple a brightly coloured hat to its head then it gets laid lots, lots more. Almost to the exclusion of the previously successful (again, as in toight, like a toiger) male parrots.

Besides, exotic nookie is one of the many things that makes globe trotting worthwhile.

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Quote from: HoshikoI'm convinced that it's a sick, twisted joke played on us by genetics and evolution.

'Tis that and all. Research has shown that, if you take an unsuccessful male parrot (in the mating hoighty-toighty stakes) and staple a brightly coloured hat to its head then it gets laid lots, lots more. Almost to the exclusion of the previously successful (again, as in toight, like a toiger) male parrots.

Besides, exotic nookie is one of the many things that makes globe trotting worthwhile.

I really, really want to start stapling hats onto birds.



[edit:  this also proves the Monty Python observation:  "People aren't wearing enough hats."]

Quote from: Merciless Heathenalso, yes, everything I write is true. As a gonzo journalist, it is my supreme duty above all others to ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH. That being said, I should also warn you, Czech winters fuckin suck. I.E. The snow is just now starting to melt today. It's the fucking middle of March. Also, the Czech language is confusing as fuck. Kind of makes me think the Czechs are inherent Discordians. They're always doing things that just don't make any sense and serve no purpose other to baffle and confuse. Good People. A little on the stingy side. They really like ketchup. and Beer. two staples of the Czech diet.

dude, I live in Maine...the snow here is nowhere even close to melting, and we'll probably get another foot or two dumped on us before it finally melts sometime in the middle of april...anyway, thanks for the info, I'll have to go "Czech" it out when I make my way over there...

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::slaps Bath on the back of the head for making that Czech pun::

dude, that pun made itself...I was just a conduit.

:lol:

Actually, Czech girls are pretty easy. I could get laid ALOT more than I already do, I'm just lazy, but yes, you're right, I definitly do have the exotic foriegner thing going for me. Actually, that very well could be ALL that I've got goin for me, I used to be a nice romantic type guy, but that all changed when I realized that sentimentality and false emotions fuckin suck, and it is very possible and much more preferable (even easier in some cases) to just cut to the chase, get the sex and leave, that is, until I can find one girl that I could actually stand long enough to carry on a relationship with and remain faithful too, which isn't likely, but I do hope for it someday deep down in the bottom of my heart. For now, I only love three women in the world, and that's my Momma, my sister, and my Mammy.
Turd man, if snow doesn't bother you, then you've got nothin to lose, I'm from Kentucky, where its usually nice and warm, so this weather is a big pain in the ass for me, thankfully, its over now. I think. Actually, if you decide to come here anytime before July, go to a town called Frydek-Mistek on the eastern end, outside of Ostrava, find a pub near the square called Pavlac and go there on a Friday or a Saturday night, and look for a big crowd of dudes with dreadlocks, and say "Ty Vi?° kde je Patricku?" and if I'm not already sitting there, they'll know where to find me. We'll drink some beer and smoke some hashish.
Exotic nookie kicks ass, my girlfriend Veronika can't speak a word of English, which is great, because that way I can't fuck up and say something stupid, like I usually do with women. What's more, I can tell my friends who CAN speak english about the other girls while Veronika is standing right next to me. Also she can't talk my fuckin leg off or ask me ri-goddamn-diculous questions like "what are you thinking?"  Good Gods, I fuckin hate it when they say that!
Parrots kick ass, and so do people who wear cool hats. I have a black rabbit fur fedora. It's purty.

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Oooh, I'm sorry.  I didn't realize you were such an asshole....

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Quote from: LMNO

Oooh, I'm sorry.  I didn't realize you were such an asshole....

And he is worried about hanging with girls that talk tooooo much  :roll:

no need to be a hater.

he's just saying what every healthy red-blooded male in the world is thinking on a daily basis. And I'd say he's got himself a pretty good setup over there.

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QuoteExotic nookie kicks ass, my girlfriend Veronika can't speak a word of English, which is great, because that way I can't fuck up and say something stupid, like I usually do with women. What's more, I can tell my friends who CAN speak english about the other girls while Veronika is standing right next to me.

Ah, I see. So THAT'S why she's still with you.

Exotic nookie is cool, and "What are you thinking?" sucks no matter the gender asking it. If you want exotic nookie that's all well and good (and genetic!), but to do it with a girlfriend who doesn't know about it... uncool. On top of that, to keep that permanent girlfriend only because she doesn't speak english and can't figure out what a clueless idiot you are... Well, that just takes the effort right out of it, doesn't it?

Guess the staples and hats aren't enough for some guys, so they gotta lie on top of it.

Amateur.

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QuoteExotic nookie kicks ass, my girlfriend Veronika can't speak a word of English, which is great, because that way I can't fuck up and say something stupid, like I usually do with women. What's more, I can tell my friends who CAN speak english about the other girls while Veronika is standing right next to me.

Ah, I see. So THAT'S why she's still with you.

Exotic nookie is cool, and "What are you thinking?" sucks no matter the gender asking it. If you want exotic nookie that's all well and good (and genetic!), but to do it with a girlfriend who doesn't know about it... uncool. On top of that, to keep that permanent girlfriend only because she doesn't speak english and can't figure out what a clueless idiot you are... Well, that just takes the effort right out of it, doesn't it?

Guess the staples and hats aren't enough for some guys, so they gotta lie on top of it.

Amateur.

why aren;t you talking is worse. i went mad from ti once tho the question went unsaid at the time, teh last tiem tho, it ws spoken, and it was like, uh, i dunno, why aren;t you?

<- is a quiet guy who lieks to think and lsiten, and if someone has a prblem with that, they can tell him all about it.

"Why aren't you talking?"

"Because I'm trying to think about how to dispose of your body."


#15 on my list of things I want to say before I die.

QuoteGuess the staples and hats aren't enough for some guys, so they gotta lie on top of it.

Please, tell me, how can I lie to a girl I can barely even talk to? I've already said, I only speak the Truth, although I do confess to manipulating that Truth and on occasion withholding parts of it. However, never once did I tell Veronika that I love her or that she's the only girl in my life or any of that nonsense. I did tell Katka that I would like to see her again, because I did want to see her again, she was a cool girl, but she hasn't popped up anywhere, and didn't leave me a number or anything of that sort. Our level of communication is quite low and pathetic, but Veronika keeps me around for the same reasons I keep her. Who knows what she does on the weekends when I'm not around her? I sure as hell have no idea, nor do I care. I don't lie to women. I just don't tell them everything.
I sure as hell don't ever get the "Why aren't you talking?" bullshit from Veronika, because she knows good and damn well why I don't talk; My Czech is quite limited to "How are you?" "What are you doing?" "You know where I can find some hashish?" and "hey, you got a cigarette?"
I've already stated, I despise false emotion, relationship games, and sentimenality. I'm young, I'm 5,000 miles away from home, I'm in a strange place where no one understands a damn word I say, what else to do to pass the time except chase girls and smoke anything that burns? The girls here are far to beautiful for me to only sample one of them, and I'm only here for a year.  I've had enough "serious" relationships. One girl held me in an iron grip and made me go to church with her every wednesday and sunday, and quite humiliated me on top of that. The girl who I give the credit of ruining/enlightening me was way more of a conniving whore than I will ever be, that and she gave me ALOT of scars just so I won't ever forget her. Any man who has been pissed on as much as I have would do EXACTLY the same thing I'm doing.
Girls are just as horny as guys are, they're just more subtle. No shame in that, who doesn't like sex?

On another note, I've found Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, gonna be gettin my hands on that rotten stuff pretty soon. Expect an interesting post afterwards.

talk to ehr english, ro teach ehr english. or learn chezch. play 10k bwc with her.

watch movies. or tv. or play two player video games. that's always good for filling int eh silent hours

This-  

QuoteWhat's more, I can tell my friends who CAN speak english about the other girls while Veronika is standing right next to me.

implies dishonesty. Would you say the same thing to them in Czech with her standing there if you could? You're making excuses in order to find workarounds for being open. In my book, that's dishonest.

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to have a serious relationship. But if you can communicate with her enough to let her know that she's your girlfriend, then you can find a way to communicate that you're also seeing other people. I'm not saying that it's a bad thing that you're sleeping with lots of women, and this has nothing to do with sentimentality. Hell, I applaud you for making the most of a good situation. But she should know that that's what you're doing, if only for safety reasons.

As I've said before, monogamy isn't a natural thing and many of us aren't made for it, but being open about your intentions should be a priority.

Well, I'll say one thing:  He's honest about being an asshole.

Which gives him a few points in my book.


Not enough to make me not want to smack him in the teeth a few times, but hey, honesty about yourself is a rare trait.

Even if is wasted on someone like him.


LMNO
-Is quite possible a hypocrite for saying this.

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QuoteWhat's more, I can tell my friends who CAN speak english about the other girls while Veronika is standing right next to me.

implies dishonesty. Would you say the same thing to them in Czech with her standing there if you could? You're making excuses in order to find workarounds for being open. In my book, that's dishonest.

It's also low class.  Definite trailer-trash behavior.

I like to be able to have a conversation with someone I have a sexual relationship with.  Maybe I'm just weird.  I find good conversation to be stimulating as well as a good sense of humor.  Maybe this guy isn't capable of either and he only gets lucky with girls who can't speak English?

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI like to be able to have a conversation with someone I have a sexual relationship with.  Maybe I'm just weird.  I find good conversation to be stimulating as well as a good sense of humor.  Maybe this guy isn't capable of either and he only gets lucky with girls who can't speak English?

He reminds me of the fat bastard.  Seek any advantage, and use it as leverage to get laid.

Flash a bit of cash in a Eastern European's face, or blackmail a Mexican.

Almost the same thing.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI like to be able to have a conversation with someone I have a sexual relationship with.  Maybe I'm just weird.  I find good conversation to be stimulating as well as a good sense of humor.  Maybe this guy isn't capable of either and he only gets lucky with girls who can't speak English?

He reminds me of the fat bastard.  Seek any advantage, and use it as leverage to get laid.

Flash a bit of cash in a Eastern European's face, or blackmail a Mexican.

Almost the same thing.

Yeah, it makes me wonder if Veronika considers it a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship or a hooker/john relationship?  And who is she fucking on the side.  Maybe he is a lousy fuck and she is sending the other girls over so she doesn't have to deal with him  :?

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI like to be able to have a conversation with someone I have a sexual relationship with.  Maybe I'm just weird.  I find good conversation to be stimulating as well as a good sense of humor.  Maybe this guy isn't capable of either and he only gets lucky with girls who can't speak English?

He reminds me of the fat bastard.  Seek any advantage, and use it as leverage to get laid.

Flash a bit of cash in a Eastern European's face, or blackmail a Mexican.

Almost the same thing.

Yeah, it makes me wonder if Veronika considers it a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship or a hooker/john relationship?  And who is she fucking on the side.  Maybe he is a lousy fuck and she is sending the other girls over so she doesn't have to deal with him  :?

Or maybe she likes him, and doesn't realize what a total piece of shit he is?

Scumbags like him are a large part of what's wrong with the world.  It isn't JUST our leaders that are assholes, you know.

QuoteScumbags like him are a large part of what's wrong with the world. It isn't JUST our leaders that are assholes, you know.

I do know that.  He as well as those like him are the main reason so many people need cookies and pie.  And why there are so many fat chicks.  And why there are so many women with scars.  The ones on their face from beatings, the ones on the inside you never see.  The ones on the inside hurt more.  And they are harder to heal.  They are harder to find.  But once you get to them, if you can heal them, you can wreak havoc with the social order.  You can create something even more dangerous than a revolutionary.  You can create an actual sentient being.

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

QuoteScumbags like him are a large part of what's wrong with the world. It isn't JUST our leaders that are assholes, you know.

I do know that.  He as well as those like him are the main reason so many people need cookies and pie.  And why there are so many fat chicks.  And why there are so many women with scars.  The ones on their face from beatings, the ones on the inside you never see.  The ones on the inside hurt more.  And they are harder to heal.  They are harder to find.  But once you get to them, if you can heal them, you can wreak havoc with the social order.  You can create something even more dangerous than a revolutionary.  You can create an actual sentient being.

Virtual cookies and pie do none of the above.

TGRR,
Probably should take a break.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

QuoteScumbags like him are a large part of what's wrong with the world. It isn't JUST our leaders that are assholes, you know.

I do know that.  He as well as those like him are the main reason so many people need cookies and pie.  And why there are so many fat chicks.  And why there are so many women with scars.  The ones on their face from beatings, the ones on the inside you never see.  The ones on the inside hurt more.  And they are harder to heal.  They are harder to find.  But once you get to them, if you can heal them, you can wreak havoc with the social order.  You can create something even more dangerous than a revolutionary.  You can create an actual sentient being.

Virtual cookies and pie do none of the above.

TGRR,
Probably should take a break.

No, sometimes it takes real cookies and pies, and sometimes the cookies and pies are niether.  That is the beginning, you have to start somewhere.  You can't just walk up to someone and say let's change the world, they'll call the looney bin to come and get you.  You start by being nice to people who haven't had anyone be nice in a long time.  Then you are mean to the people that deserve it.

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

QuoteScumbags like him are a large part of what's wrong with the world. It isn't JUST our leaders that are assholes, you know.

I do know that.  He as well as those like him are the main reason so many people need cookies and pie.  And why there are so many fat chicks.  And why there are so many women with scars.  The ones on their face from beatings, the ones on the inside you never see.  The ones on the inside hurt more.  And they are harder to heal.  They are harder to find.  But once you get to them, if you can heal them, you can wreak havoc with the social order.  You can create something even more dangerous than a revolutionary.  You can create an actual sentient being.

Virtual cookies and pie do none of the above.

TGRR,
Probably should take a break.

No, sometimes it takes real cookies and pies, and sometimes the cookies and pies are niether.  That is the beginning, you have to start somewhere.  You can't just walk up to someone and say let's change the world, they'll call the looney bin to come and get you.  You start by being nice to people who haven't had anyone be nice in a long time.  Then you are mean to the people that deserve it.

Actually, I usually just thump people that need it desperately.

I don't usually INTEND to do that, but it always seems to work out that way.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

QuoteScumbags like him are a large part of what's wrong with the world. It isn't JUST our leaders that are assholes, you know.

I do know that.  He as well as those like him are the main reason so many people need cookies and pie.  And why there are so many fat chicks.  And why there are so many women with scars.  The ones on their face from beatings, the ones on the inside you never see.  The ones on the inside hurt more.  And they are harder to heal.  They are harder to find.  But once you get to them, if you can heal them, you can wreak havoc with the social order.  You can create something even more dangerous than a revolutionary.  You can create an actual sentient being.

Virtual cookies and pie do none of the above.

TGRR,
Probably should take a break.

No, sometimes it takes real cookies and pies, and sometimes the cookies and pies are niether.  That is the beginning, you have to start somewhere.  You can't just walk up to someone and say let's change the world, they'll call the looney bin to come and get you.  You start by being nice to people who haven't had anyone be nice in a long time.  Then you are mean to the people that deserve it.

Actually, I usually just thump people that need it desperately.

I don't usually INTEND to do that, but it always seems to work out that way.

And I usually hear the stories that people need to tell, the things that are bothering them, their deep dark secrets.  I don't intend to do it, I don't walk up to strangers and ask them to tell me weird things, they just do.  But it seems to make them feel better cookies, so I just listen and nodpie

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

QuoteScumbags like him are a large part of what's wrong with the world. It isn't JUST our leaders that are assholes, you know.

I do know that.  He as well as those like him are the main reason so many people need cookies and pie.  And why there are so many fat chicks.  And why there are so many women with scars.  The ones on their face from beatings, the ones on the inside you never see.  The ones on the inside hurt more.  And they are harder to heal.  They are harder to find.  But once you get to them, if you can heal them, you can wreak havoc with the social order.  You can create something even more dangerous than a revolutionary.  You can create an actual sentient being.

Virtual cookies and pie do none of the above.

TGRR,
Probably should take a break.

No, sometimes it takes real cookies and pies, and sometimes the cookies and pies are niether.  That is the beginning, you have to start somewhere.  You can't just walk up to someone and say let's change the world, they'll call the looney bin to come and get you.  You start by being nice to people who haven't had anyone be nice in a long time.  Then you are mean to the people that deserve it.

Actually, I usually just thump people that need it desperately.

I don't usually INTEND to do that, but it always seems to work out that way.

And I usually hear the stories that people need to tell, the things that are bothering them, their deep dark secrets.  I don't intend to do it, I don't walk up to strangers and ask them to tell me weird things, they just do.  But it seems to make them feel better cookies, so I just listen and nodpie

I'm more of a "negative reinforcement" kinda guy, it seems.

I specialize in smiting, but then...I AM a phage, after all.

We all work with what we have.  I am not very intimidating physically and I cannot picture you being the counseling type.  But we both can do a lot to fuck with the system and help those that need it.  Hippy :D

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyWe all work with what we have.  I am not very intimidating physically and I cannot picture you being the counseling type.  But we both can do a lot to fuck with the system and help those that need it.  Hippy :D

Help can take many forms.  Sometimes, smiting is a moral imperative.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyWe all work with what we have.  I am not very intimidating physically and I cannot picture you being the counseling type.  But we both can do a lot to fuck with the system and help those that need it.  Hippy :D

Help can take many forms.  Sometimes, smiting is a moral imperative.

Sometimes it is. I absolutely agree.  I'm not the best one to do the smiting.  That's all.  I'm better at being really nice to mean people in such a way as to make them look like complete asses, that's fun.

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyWe all work with what we have.  I am not very intimidating physically and I cannot picture you being the counseling type.  But we both can do a lot to fuck with the system and help those that need it.  Hippy :D

Help can take many forms.  Sometimes, smiting is a moral imperative.

Sometimes it is. I absolutely agree.  I'm not the best one to do the smiting.  That's all.  I'm better at being really nice to mean people in such a way as to make them look like complete asses, that's fun.

Which are you?

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=945

Quote from: Merciless Heathen

Quote

I only speak the Truth, .

:shock:

uh oh....it's got a capital 'T'.

Quote from: The Open Bar

Quote from: Merciless HeathenI only speak the Truth

:shock:

uh oh....it's got a capital 'T'.

Very much like the Voice of Truth, and look what happened to him....

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Open Bar

Quote from: Merciless HeathenI only speak the Truth

:shock:

uh oh....it's got a capital 'T'.

Very much like the Voice of Truth, and look what happened to him....

Yep.  Torn to pieces by face-raping bats.

I wouldn't wish that on...yeah, actually, I would.

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhich are you?

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=945

I may be a Free Radical, but I suspect I am subgenii.

1  I don't go about trying to destroy things on purpose, not usually anyway.

2  I don't believe it is valuable to be eccentric, I have just accepted that I am.  It is a pain in the ass to be eccentric, but I stopped fighting it.  My coworker the other day told me I was weird, but not that weird, I think she meant it as a compliment.  Happiness and freedom are valuable, but beauty is not.  It is nice, it is pleasant, but it has no inherent value and we all see different things as beautiful.

3  Here is where I see beauty.  The unstoppable chaos of nature.  But, I don't see the natural chaos as an ugly thing, so I am not here either.

4  I had to laugh when I read this.  I try to break people out of being sheep first, then I say fuck'em.  Does that make me Subgenii?

5  I believe myself to be some sort of Discordian or something to that effect, so, I don't fit in this one.

6  I seem to flit about a bit, but I don't know if I flit about this much.

7  I have escaped this one...so far...but watch out world if I slip over the edge.

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhich are you?

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=945

I may be a Free Radical, but I suspect I am subgenii.

1  I don't go about trying to destroy things on purpose, not usually anyway.

2  I don't believe it is valuable to be eccentric, I have just accepted that I am.  It is a pain in the ass to be eccentric, but I stopped fighting it.  My coworker the other day told me I was weird, but not that weird, I think she meant it as a compliment.  Happiness and freedom are valuable, but beauty is not.  It is nice, it is pleasant, but it has no inherent value and we all see different things as beautiful.

3  Here is where I see beauty.  The unstoppable chaos of nature.  But, I don't see the natural chaos as an ugly thing, so I am not here either.

4  I had to laugh when I read this.  I try to break people out of being sheep first, then I say fuck'em.  Does that make me Subgenii?

5  I believe myself to be some sort of Discordian or something to that effect, so, I don't fit in this one.

6  I seem to flit about a bit, but I don't know if I flit about this much.

7  I have escaped this one...so far...but watch out world if I slip over the edge.

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Should the two of us go find some sheep, mess with their lives, then do pharmaceuticals? hehehehehe

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Nope.  Read teh link.

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Yep, that's why they call him Rev Rog, here's your sign.




With apologies to Bill Engvall

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Nope.  Read teh link.

I have, I just tend to say whatever comes into my head at the time...

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Yep, that's why they call him Rev Rog, here's your sign.




With apologies to Bill Engvall

ZANG!

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Nope.  Read teh link.

I have, I just tend to say whatever comes into my head at the time...

Mister President?  :shock:

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Yep, that's why they call him Rev Rog, here's your sign.




With apologies to Bill Engvall

I cant see it for some reason, maybe my PC is fuxxored.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Nope.  Read teh link.

I have, I just tend to say whatever comes into my head at the time...

Mister President?  :shock:

Naw, because I can actually pronounce most words right (second time around)...

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Yep, that's why they call him Rev Rog, here's your sign.




With apologies to Bill Engvall

I cant see it for some reason, maybe my PC is fuxxored.

You can't see it, because that particular sign is designed to be tattooed onto your forehead.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Scribe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I seem to be a subgenii, a phage, and a C of E, in that order.

Church of England?

Yep, that's why they call him Rev Rog, here's your sign.




With apologies to Bill Engvall

I cant see it for some reason, maybe my PC is fuxxored.

You can't see it, because that particular sign is designed to be tattooed onto your forehead.

:(  :shock:

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=24808#24808

Try this link Sweetie, I think you lost Rog. And this one

Here's your sign (http://www.billengvall.com/content/home.html)

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI AM a phage, after all.

:lol:

for a phage, you sure care an awful lot about shit.

how many other phages give a rat-fuck about the ideology of their current "elected" leaders?

8)

edit: I dunno why you got all pissy on me all of a sudden, but until you explain yourself I'll probably feel inclined to call you on it when you're being a bullshitter. I'm sure you'd do the same for me.

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI AM a phage, after all.

:lol:

for a phage, you sure care an awful lot about shit.

how many other phages give a rat-fuck about the ideology of their current "elected" leaders?

8)

edit: I dunno why you got all pissy on me all of a sudden, but until you explain yourself I'll probably feel inclined to call you on it when you're being a bullshitter. I'm sure you'd do the same for me.

I'm sure you'll catch on, sooner or later.

Also, learn to read for content.  Being  phage doesn't mean you don't care about anything.  That's the elementalist.

I understand that, but being a Phage does mean that you want to tear it all down, and it's a mindset that doesn't seem to jibe with caring passionately about politics. You're much mroe well-read on this sort of thing, so I'm willing to more or less take your word for whatever, but that's just the impression I get out of it.

8)

Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodI understand that, but being a Phage does mean that you want to tear it all down, and it's a mindset that doesn't seem to jibe with caring passionately about politics. You're much mroe well-read on this sort of thing, so I'm willing to more or less take your word for whatever, but that's just the impression I get out of it.

8)

I should be.  I made it up.  But what does this have to do with pie and cookies, Turd?

abso-fucking-lutely nothing, and that's why I enjoy talking to you even when you're in this mood.

if it turns out that cookies and pie are actually something meaningful, and not just a way to avoid the more unpleasant truths confronting us, I'm sure everyone else will have it well in hand.

8)

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodabso-fucking-lutely nothing, and that's why I enjoy talking to you even when you're in this mood.

if it turns out that cookies and pie are actually something meaningful, and not just a way to avoid the more unpleasant truths confronting us, I'm sure everyone else will have it well in hand.

8)

Nope.  These are sheer avoidance cookies.  Entirely full of fluff.

TGRR,
Now stocks fluff exclusively.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodabso-fucking-lutely nothing, and that's why I enjoy talking to you even when you're in this mood.

if it turns out that cookies and pie are actually something meaningful, and not just a way to avoid the more unpleasant truths confronting us, I'm sure everyone else will have it well in hand.

8)

Nope.  These are sheer avoidance cookies.  Entirely full of fluff.

TGRR,
Now stocks fluff exclusively.

:shock: a fluffy Roger  :shock:

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodabso-fucking-lutely nothing, and that's why I enjoy talking to you even when you're in this mood.

if it turns out that cookies and pie are actually something meaningful, and not just a way to avoid the more unpleasant truths confronting us, I'm sure everyone else will have it well in hand.

8)

Nope.  These are sheer avoidance cookies.  Entirely full of fluff.

TGRR,
Now stocks fluff exclusively.

:shock: a fluffy Roger  :shock:

100% mindless fluff.  No fillers, no additives.  I even editted my newest rant, to make it more palatable.

You look like you could use some cookies.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodabso-fucking-lutely nothing, and that's why I enjoy talking to you even when you're in this mood.

if it turns out that cookies and pie are actually something meaningful, and not just a way to avoid the more unpleasant truths confronting us, I'm sure everyone else will have it well in hand.

8)

Nope.  These are sheer avoidance cookies.  Entirely full of fluff.

TGRR,
Now stocks fluff exclusively.

:shock: a fluffy Roger  :shock:

100% mindless fluff.  No fillers, no additives.  I even editted my newest rant, to make it more palatable.

You look like you could use some cookies.

Actually, Rog, hehehe, I had , hehehe, pie earlier, HAHAHAHA, no really, I found some no sugar added pumpkin pie, it was pretty good.  It made me smile and gave me the energy to keep up with you in our marathon typing session earlier tonight.

Quote from: BootsyMcStabbypantsI understand that, but being a Phage does mean that you want to tear it all down, and it's a mindset that doesn't seem to jibe with caring passionately about politics. You're much mroe well-read on this sort of thing, so I'm willing to more or less take your word for whatever, but that's just the impression I get out of it.

If you didn't care, you couldn't get mad enough to want to tear it down.

You'd just be like "meh" all the time.

Phages ARE passionate.

8)

Quote from: agent compassion

Quote from: BootsyMcStabbypantsI understand that, but being a Phage does mean that you want to tear it all down, and it's a mindset that doesn't seem to jibe with caring passionately about politics. You're much mroe well-read on this sort of thing, so I'm willing to more or less take your word for whatever, but that's just the impression I get out of it.

If you didn't care, you couldn't get mad enough to want to tear it down.

You'd just be like "meh" all the time.

Phages ARE passionate.

8)

But do they like cookies?

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodabso-fucking-lutely nothing, and that's why I enjoy talking to you even when you're in this mood.

if it turns out that cookies and pie are actually something meaningful, and not just a way to avoid the more unpleasant truths confronting us, I'm sure everyone else will have it well in hand.

8)

Nope.  These are sheer avoidance cookies.  Entirely full of fluff.

TGRR,
Now stocks fluff exclusively.

:shock: a fluffy Roger  :shock:

100% mindless fluff.  No fillers, no additives.  I even editted my newest rant, to make it more palatable.

You look like you could use some cookies.

Actually, Rog, hehehe, I had , hehehe, pie earlier, HAHAHAHA, no really, I found some no sugar added pumpkin pie, it was pretty good.  It made me smile and gave me the energy to keep up with you in our marathon typing session earlier tonight.

Eat more.  You can never have enough.

Phages ought to like cookies if they know what's good for them.

Quote from: agent compassionPhages ought to like cookies if they know what's good for them.

That sounds threatening.

Perhaps we should just offer them pie, instead, if they don't like cookies.

Violence makes me queasy.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: agent compassionPhages ought to like cookies if they know what's good for them.

That sounds threatening.

Perhaps we should just offer them pie, instead, if they don't like cookies.

Violence makes me queasy.

At first I thought you were PMS, but, you're not pregnant, are you? :shock:

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: agent compassionPhages ought to like cookies if they know what's good for them.

That sounds threatening.

Perhaps we should just offer them pie, instead, if they don't like cookies.

Violence makes me queasy.

At first I thought you were PMS, but, you're not pregnant, are you? :shock:

No, just sensitive.

Scenes of violence might bruise my inner child, and put me off my cookies.

And Baby Jesus knows we just can't have that.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: agent compassionPhages ought to like cookies if they know what's good for them.

That sounds threatening.

Perhaps we should just offer them pie, instead, if they don't like cookies.

Violence makes me queasy.

At first I thought you were PMS, but, you're not pregnant, are you? :shock:

No, just sensitive.

Scenes of violence might bruise my inner child, and put me off my cookies.

And Baby Jesus knows we just can't have that.

Cookies will make your inner child feel better.  It won't resolve the underlying issues, though.

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerNo, just sensitive.

Scenes of violence might bruise my inner child, and put me off my cookies.

And Baby Jesus knows we just can't have that.

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I actually just fell out of my chair laughing.

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Hey, there is always cake if the cookies cause too much strife.

Everyone loves cake. Especially my cake.

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Quote from: agent compassion

Quote from: BootsyMcStabbypantsI understand that, but being a Phage does mean that you want to tear it all down, and it's a mindset that doesn't seem to jibe with caring passionately about politics. You're much mroe well-read on this sort of thing, so I'm willing to more or less take your word for whatever, but that's just the impression I get out of it.

If you didn't care, you couldn't get mad enough to want to tear it down.

You'd just be like "meh" all the time.

Phages ARE passionate.

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But do they like cookies?

Are they possibly mass marketed explosive cookies?  I can see the appeal then....

Wow, this thread has doubled in size since my last visit, and it appears that several of the posts are vain attempts to criticize my personal character. Very well, I suppose I'll start with the ones that I can't argue against.

QuoteNot enough to make me not want to smack him in the teeth a few times, but hey, honesty about yourself is a rare trait.

Even if is wasted on someone like him.

You have no idea how right you are, alot of rare traits were wasted on me, you know.

QuoteIt's also low class. Definite trailer-trash behavior

Well, I am from Kentucky.

QuoteI like to be able to have a conversation with someone I have a sexual relationship with. Maybe I'm just weird. I find good conversation to be stimulating as well as a good sense of humor. Maybe this guy isn't capable of either and he only gets lucky with girls who can't speak English

I love to have conversations with women, it,Äôs good stimulation for the brain. However, for this one year out of my meaningless life I,Äôve taken it upon myself to learn how to ENJOY THE SILENCE for a change, its a good excersize in non-verbal communication, teaches you to rely on body language and facial expressions. That, and silence truly is golden you know, you never know what you,Äôll hear unless you shut your goddamn trap long enough to hear it.

QuoteOr maybe she likes him, and doesn't realize what a total piece of shit he is?

Nah man, she totally hasn,Äôt figured out what a total piece of shit I am yet, I,Äôm still waiting, and it also seems that she still likes me as well.

*And now the ones that I CAN argue against.*

QuoteHe as well as those like him are the main reason so many people need cookies and pie. And why there are so many fat chicks. And why there are so many women with scars. The ones on their face from beatings, the ones on the inside you never see. The ones on the inside hurt more. And they are harder to heal. They are harder to find. But once you get to them, if you can heal them, you can wreak havoc with the social order. You can create something even more dangerous than a revolutionary. You can create an actual sentient being

Where the flying fuck did all that gibberish nonsense come from? So, by living a free-spirited sexual existence, and maybe occasionally enjoying a few good-natured laughs at my non-English speaking girlfriend,Äôs expense (she does the same thing to me, only way more often, remember, I,Äôm the minority here, not her) I am somehow responsible for fat chicks, abused chicks, AND wrist-cutting emo chicks? But somehow if you heal a wrist-cutting emo chick, then you create a sentient being... but then wouldn,Äôt I get the credit for being responsible for sentient beings since apparently I,Äôm the cause of the whiny little bitches it takes to create them? Listen here, goddammit, I have NEVER given ANYTHING to ANY woman who DID NOT deserve it. If a girl  shows me that she should be treated like a princess,  then that,Äôs how it will be. If a girl shows me she should be treated like a whore, then that,Äôs how it will be. If a girl shows me she doesn,Äôt even have the self respect to  treat HERSELF like a human being, do I stick around to try to make her a stronger person and heal her emotional wounds? No, I give her a nice fucking dose of reality, to show her how pointless and useless and disgusting  self-pity and self-loathing really are. You seriously discredit your own gender by blaming all their issues on assholes like me.  

QuoteScumbags like him are a large part of what's wrong with the world. It isn't JUST our leaders that are assholes, you know

You know who else is a large part of what,Äôs wrong with the world? Those people who sit back and feel that they alone have the authority to decide who,Äôs responsible for the world,Äôs problems. Sorry man, but you're just words on the screen like the rest of us. Get off you're fucking high horse.

hear hear!!!

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Quote from: Merciless Heathen
Well, I am from Kentucky.

You're also VoT.

nah...VoT couldn't score a piece of hot Eastern European ass in a Moldovan whorehouse with $100 and a bottle of Vodka.

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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodnah...VoT couldn't score a piece of hot Eastern European ass in a Moldovan whorehouse with $100 and a bottle of Vodka.

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Neither could "Merciless Heathen".

The "Euro Chicks" thing is an internet classic, right up there with "Asian chicks".

you mean people lie on the internet?

:shock:

*is extremely disillusioned*

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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou mean people lie on the internet?

:shock:

*is extremely disillusioned*

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Wonders never cease.

wait...

does this mean that my penis isn't really about to grow 3 inches longer?

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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodwait...

does this mean that my penis isn't really about to grow 3 inches longer?

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And that Nigerian guy isn't going to make you rich.

Damn, does this mean I don't get to lose 25 pounds in the next 10 minutes with no ephedra?



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QuoteNeither could "Merciless Heathen".

The "Euro Chicks" thing is an internet classic, right up there with "Asian chicks".

An internet classic, for lardasses who never leave their keyboards and swivel-chairs. Dude, I live in Europe. I'm 18. I'm American. Of course I get laid. Turd, thanks for the defence, I dunno who the hell VoT is, but ANYONE could get laid ANYWHERE in this country with a hundred dollars and a bottle of vodka.

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QuoteNeither could "Merciless Heathen".

The "Euro Chicks" thing is an internet classic, right up there with "Asian chicks".

An internet classic, for lardasses who never leave their keyboards and swivel-chairs. Dude, I live in Europe. I'm 18. I'm American. Of course I get laid. Turd, thanks for the defence, I dunno who the hell VoT is, but ANYONE could get laid ANYWHERE in this country with a hundred dollars and a bottle of vodka.

Okay.  We believe you.

you can also go downtown or whereever and pick up some hookers.

tho if i wanted to get laid that way, i probaly wouldn't be hard up. not that i'm caring, i want a cuddle more than a fuck.

If you are VoT, I've gotta say that once again I'm hurt that you didn't respond to my last post. Must be a Guy from Kentucky thing.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go drown my sorrow in a pile of pencil shavings and cookies.

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What's more, I can tell my friends who CAN speak english about the other girls while Veronika is standing right next to me.  

implies dishonesty. Would you say the same thing to them in Czech with her standing there if you could? You're making excuses in order to find workarounds for being open. In my book, that's dishonest.

IMPLIES dishonesty, however, technically, that falls under speaking the truth, you know. Also, I said I CAN tell my friends who speak english about the other girls while Verča is standing next to me, I didn't say I did it all the fuckin time or anything, only a few occasions, and on those times it was brought up by my friends, not me, Czech men are waaaay more sexist and rascist (you should hear them talk about gypsies) than even my crudest Kentucky hillbilly uncle. Actually, the girls here make me out to be some sort of southern gentleman. Although, I did laugh wholeheartedly when Toma?° sai

Really, I allowed myself to be pegged all wrong here. I never told you all about the aptly named Helena, The Most Beautiful Girl I Have Ever Seen.

You see, I met Helena at a New Year's Eve party in my friend Myrek's cottage,way before Veronika, I was actually single on this occasion. I was just sittin in the corner, mindin my own business, smokin a cig and doin shots of slivovitza, when in walks this divinely tall gorgeous young woman. She was built like a brick shit-house, had eyes that could puncture a man's soul, and her head was covered with a wavy mass of black shimmering tresses. And she spoke English. Instead of starting a conversation with high hopes like I usually do, I automatically assumed that this one was so beautiful that any attempts from me would be pointless and futile. After a while I had a few more drinks (and so had she) and I was feeling quite a bit more courageous, so I began to start a conversation with her, and she was really cool, had a great personality, or maybe it just seemed that way because she was TMBGIHES, anyway, the situation was all tipped in my favor, much to my disbelief and astonishment, the body language was giving me the green light, so I asked her if she wanted to go for a walk to get some fresh air, the cottage was small and cramped and full of smoke. So we went outside and walked around the garden for a bit holding hands. I was shaking like a dog shitting razorblades the entire fucking time because for one it was fucking cold, and two, TMBGIHES was standing right next to me, holding my hand and looking up at me with those big beautiful brown eyes. So I kissed her. It was a long, deep, passionate kiss, the girl had a tongue like Gene Simmons. It was great, I think my foot even popped. But I left it at that. I made no further efforts. In most normal circumstances I would have casually slid a hand up the shirt, or leaned over and kissed the neck or an earlobe, but this time no. After the kiss, I couldn't bring myself to do any more. One kiss and a kind exchange of polite words was all I could want or expect from TMBGIHES. That, and she was entirely too drunk. Way drunker than me, and my rule with drunk chicks goes, only if I'm as drunk as they are, which on this particular occasion I wasn't. She lived nearby, so I walked her home, gave her another long goodnight kiss just because I knew I would never see her again, and she went inside, and I never saw her again. I didn't try for a phone number or a date or anything, because I know good and damn well that pretty girls make graves, and if you give one a kiss and she enjoys it (or at least appears to) than you need to get the hell out, quick, because the kind of trouble that comes with their kind totally is not even worth it.

Beautiful girls, with no imagination or personality, are good for one night stands, if they're like that.

Beautiful girls, WITH imagination and personality, I leave for somebody else who can give them everything they need, because I'm a pretentious bastard and don't deserve anything that nice.

I have no idea which Veronika is, because of the communication barrier. I singled her out of a crowd because she had the deepest, soul peircing, icy blue eyes I had ever seen, and I would always catch her staring at me as I passed in the halls, making eye contact for a few breif fleeting moments, and I couldn't tell if there was lust or pure contempt in her icy gaze, so one day I just asked her out on a date. On the course of this date I quickly learned that it was more probably than not lust which always led her eyes to mine, and so I excersized my mad czech speaking skills, actually held a decent conversation, and earned myself another outing. After that I guess we became "official" or whatever, but then over the weeks I noticed something disturbing. The girl could no longer look me in the eyes. Now, I've dated alot of prima donnas, I've dated a few pill-headed whores, I've dated a few girls who didn't know shit from apple butter, but dammit, I expect any girl I ever so much as have a conversation with to be able to look me in the eyes, and she can't do it. By all rights, i should break up with her and move on, but I just can't bring myself to do it. So you see, that's where all the recent polygamous behavior is rooted, not that I'm blaming her for my actions, I am still undoubtedly an asshole, but the whole reason I picked her out of a crowd of Czech highschool girls was because I wanted to spend some good quality time with her in my arms, gazing into her eyes, trying to read her soul the way it seemed she was trying to read mine, but now she denies me even that. So now I am a contemptuous bastard lashing out the only way I know how.

And now you know, the rest of the story.

IMHO, anyone who dumps on this kid is either jealous or a hypocrite.

probably both.

as if you've never been there...

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I'm not jealous or a hypocrite. I just think the kid's got glaring problems, which he readily admits. But admitting it and using it to excuse your behavior are two completely different things. He obviously doesn't really get that he's being shady by being dishonest with her.

People are people. We all want respect and honesty, and we all have our little problems and insecurities, even these "beautiful girls" he puts up on a pedestal. I hate this classification shit.

He's right though. He should leave the girls with imagination and personality to someone else and work on what works for him now, which is "single in a foreign country with hot people". It's better for all parties that way.

Quote...and so I excersized my mad czech speaking skills, actually held a decent conversation, and earned myself another outing. After that I guess we became "official" or whatever,...

So you can talk to her. It's not that you can't communicate (as you said before,) it's just that you don't have the guts yet.

The fact that she's not looking you in the eyes is a huge clue, man. I would bet my pony farm that she already knows.

QuoteI am still undoubtedly an asshole, but the whole reason I picked her out of a crowd of Czech highschool girls was because I wanted to spend some good quality time with her in my arms, gazing into her eyes, trying to read her soul the way it seemed she was trying to read mine, but now she denies me even that. So now I am a contemptuous bastard lashing out the only way I know how.

It's not "lashing out". You're still blaming her for your actions. You've got it good there, so just get it together and do the right thing, whatever that may be. Seriously.

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What's more, I can tell my friends who CAN speak english about the other girls while Veronika is standing right next to me.  

implies dishonesty. Would you say the same thing to them in Czech with her standing there if you could? You're making excuses in order to find workarounds for being open. In my book, that's dishonest.

IMPLIES dishonesty, however, technically, that falls under speaking the truth, you know. Also, I said I CAN tell my friends who speak english about the other girls while Verča is standing next to me, I didn't say I did it all the fuckin time or anything, only a few occasions, and on those times it was brought up by my friends, not me,

Make sure you look behind you when you backpedal.

Safety first, after all.

I figured if I refrained from posting for a while, then maybe the thread would die. Apparently you internet citizens take these forum thingies quite seriously.

I singled this place out as a decent spot to expose my literature, but lo and behold, the thread became a futile assault on my character and behavior towards women, and the rest of my contributions became further futile attempts to defend my character and at least rationalize if not justify my actions. I was doing pretty good there for a while, but apparently some people just can't quit. Very well, I won't stop until the thread is dead.

QuoteSo you can talk to her. It's not that you can't communicate (as you said before,) it's just that you don't have the guts yet.

The fact that she's not looking you in the eyes is a huge clue, man. I would bet my pony farm that she already knows.

Yeah, I was able to have one conversation with the girl on one occasion. That was the only real conversation we ever had. She's just as quiet as I am. And about the eyes, that all started right after we started dating, before I started being a whore. And you'd be a pony farm short if you say that she already knows, cuz she doesn't. You see, she barely knows ANYTHING about me at all, that, and she lives in the next town over and doesn't even associate with the same people as I do.  
Also, I'm not blaming her for my actions, I'm blaming myself for my innapropriate reaction to her lack of action. I'm not gonna say I didn't enjoy it, but the only "right" thing I could do at this point is give her the boot, which I should have done a while ago, but I'm a terrible procrastinator, you know. But I can do it in Czech at least, and I'll do it in person, and I'll look straight into her eyes when I do. Don't know her telephone number so I can't weasel my way out of the confrontation.  "Jsme Konec" is all it would take. But I don't want her to cry, I hate it when girls cry, drives me nuts, especially if I'm the reason she's crying, cuz I'm such a shitty person to be crying over, but then again, I am American, I guess that counts for something in her reasoning. So, on the agenda for this week, I'll break some innocent Czech girl's heart and then try to pretend that it doesn't bother me.  


Also, Ghost, go fuck a nun.

Quote from: AnonymousI figured if I refrained from posting for a while, then maybe the thread would die. Apparently you internet citizens take these forum thingies quite seriously.

Also, Ghost, go fuck a nun.

In other words, this thread didn't turn out the way you planned.

As for fucking a nun, I've kicked that habit.  :lol:

QuoteSo, on the agenda for this week, I'll break some innocent Czech girl's heart and then try to pretend that it doesn't bother me.

Better that than the alternative. This can only end badly if you keep ignoring it anyway.

I'm not trying to ressurect your thread, but if you post about something shitty that you've done and will continue to do and I see it, I'm gonna call you on it because I hate to see someone smart and with a good sense of style be a jerk over something so petty and mean. I figure you only get so many asshole points awarded to you in one life, and you should save those for when you're drunk at weddings or crying inappropriately or flush things down toilets, or you won't have any family or friends left. I'd hope people here would do the same for me, because everyone needs a good kick in the shin sometimes. Especially Ghost, because I told him to stop fucking nuns last week already and here we are again.

Where was I?

You seem like a good (but sometimes misguided) guy and I'm feeling generous, so take these staples as my gift and go do what young American guys do best: give the rest of our country a bad name.

:mrgreen:

Quote from: Hoshiko

Especially Ghost, because I told him to stop fucking nuns last week already and here we are again.

What can I say?  I'm an addict.

Several obervations were mad, and questions were asked:

1.  I've always wondered:  what does "built like a brick shithouse" mean?

2. Hoshiko has a pony farm?  Sweet!

3. You call that literature?  I call it mysogynistic bragging.

Quote from: LMNOSeveral obervations were mad, and questions were asked:

3. You call that literature?  I call it mysogynistic bragging.

You're making John Norman cry. :lol:

meh...regardless of what you think about the things he said, you've got to give him some style points for the way he said them.

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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodmeh...regardless of what you think about the things he said, you've got to give him some style points for the way he said them.

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Sure.  And Hitler threw a GREAT torchlit rally.

it's always all or nothing with you, huh?

next thing, you'll be telling me that I shouldn't have those dirty thoughts involving Ann Coulter and a vietnamese sex swing just because her politics are intolerable.

I suppose the Bush twins are off-limits too.

*sigh*

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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodmeh...regardless of what you think about the things he said, you've got to give him some style points for the way he said them.

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Who are you kidding?

LMNO
-reads Both Henry Miller and Bukowski; knows what good mysogynistic bragging is all about.

please read the above post.

BS,
occasionally sees shades of grey too

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Please read post above your previous post.


You said his style was good, even though his content was less-than-PC.

I'm saying his style sucks, too.

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodit's always all or nothing with you, huh?

next thing, you'll be telling me that I shouldn't have those dirty thoughts involving Ann Coulter and a vietnamese sex swing just because her politics are intolerable.

I suppose the Bush twins are off-limits too.

*sigh*

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Uh...if you have Ann in a swing, there will be something else swinging, or so rumor has it.

As for all or nothing, if I wanted to give style points for misogny, I'd re-read the Marquis De Sade.

Now THERE was a world-class misognyst and pervert, unlike the cheap masturbator that started this thread.

Just one man's opinion, of course.

::slaps forehead::

I shoulda included him w/ my miller/bukowski post.

Quote from: LMNO::slaps forehead::

I shoulda included him w/ my miller/bukowski post.

John Norman is good for that, too, but he's nowhere near the same league.

Why settle for a second-rate degenerate?

You're right.  If you're gonna read filth, you might as well go so far into it, you want to take a shower after.


Oh, speaking of which, Irving Welsh's "Filth" is good for that.

Quote from: LMNOYou're right.  If you're gonna read filth, you might as well go so far into it, you want to take a shower after.


Oh, speaking of which, Irving Welsh's "Filth" is good for that.

Let's not forget Bill O'Rielly's attempt at a novel. :lol:

Quote from: LMNOPlease read post above your previous post.


You said his style was good, even though his content was less-than-PC.

I'm saying his style sucks, too.

The first post in this thread had promise, style wise. The one a lot of
people did not read because of the lack of white space. The rest
of his posts did not rise above the level of literary mediocracy. That's
regardless of content (although the first post was mostly about tripping,
not women.)

Quote from: LMNOSeveral obervations were mad, and questions were asked:

1.  I've always wondered:  what does "built like a brick shithouse" mean?

seeing as no one tackled this pressing issue: in the UK people of stocky, muscular proportions (eg: nightclub bouncers) are sometimes referred to as being 'built like a brick shithouse'.

presumably in ye olde england, the shithouse was rather heftily constructed.

in AmeriCo(tm), it refers to a girl who's got serious ass and titties.

presumably, our brick shithouses were more attractive than yours, although probably less useful in an architectural sense.

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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodin AmeriCo(tm), it refers to a girl who's got serious ass and titties.

presumably, our brick shithouses were more attractive than yours, although probably less useful in an architectural sense.

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well stone me. don't you just love cultural differences? bit like the whole fanny/fag translation errors to & from US English.

Quote from: Ann Coulter in a swingI suppose the Bush twins are off-limits too.

Only the one who looks like George with a wig...can't imagine anyone wanting to hit that...

:lol:

two words: Grudge-fuck.

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Quote from: Bootsy Macouts McStabbersontwo words: Grudge-fuck.

:shock:

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodtwo words: Grudge-fuck.

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that's so low...

so waht you say, we head down to texas and find us soem bush?

I'm SO down.

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shouldnt you be *up* for that?

Quote from: the tragically hipi can get behind anything

Quote from: Awkward Behaviour

Quote from: the tragically hipi can get behind anything

sort of hung himself, eh?

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sort of hung himself, eh?

id unno, it's a good song tho.

I know but...

Eh, nevermind. It would just have been mean anyway.

Of course the thread didn't go as I planned. And the later posts about my mysogynistic dealings just kind of spilled out, I'm not good with relationship issues, hence the literary mediocracy. I'll be careful to avoid that in the future. Ghost, LMNO, how many times can you administer the same insults over and over again before you just feel hollow and empty inside? not that they aren't appropriate or anything, and sorry Ghost, If I had known you were addicted to nun-cunt I wouldn't have said anything. Hoshiko, I'm very misguided, you're right. What can I say? Half the time I think with my dick and the other half I just don't think. Also, speaking of my dick, I've got more style in the tip of that uncircumsized barbarian fuckstick than you've got in your whole goddamn subconcious multiverse, LMNO, I mean c'mon, you didn't even know what "built like a brick shithouse" meant, and apparently you couldn't even discern the meaning from the all to obvious context. That's why you don't see the style man, you can't read between the lines. Why do you make me say these mean and hurtful things?

This friday I'm gonna go camping and do some LSD. I'll be sure to write about it. With white spaces, if it makes you bastards happy. Maybe there will be some political or societal commentary as well, although I'm sure most of it will consist of talking garden gnomes and large insectoid creatures who will reveal to me the secrets of the transendental meditation. Nevertheless, its sure to just be meaningless garbled nonsense, as is everything I say and write, but at the very least it will be chock full of STYLE. My style, that is, which may be a bit tasteless, but it is mine. If you don't like it, don't fuckin read it.

This thread really should die. I've created a monster.

Let us know if you find the buddha, okay?

Don't worry about Jesus. If the Xtians can't find him (why else do they always ask me if I have found him yet?) then no one else can.

Quote from: HoshikoI'm using my one  :roll: allotted to me for life on this thread.

It's not that Czech girls are easier, it's that most girls will go for a foreign guy over a resident, particularly if they're partial to accents anyway. And that includes American girls. Fake a british or Italian accent and see how many girls freak out if you say "Hello".

I'm convinced that it's a sick, twisted joke played on us by genetics and evolution.

One caveat: If it turns out that you're an asshole with a girlfriend, you can forget ever hearing from them again no matter how small their boobs are.

That's the TROOF. I did an experiment with the Irish accent thing and found that women were gnerally more interested and helpful to me, even as a complete stranger...even when I feigned complete drunken stupidity and used a little foul language. It was amazing to see what I got away with saying and suggesting. I put the experiment on the perma freeze about two years ago though.

To Merciless: I can't relate any details about Kvetina and Eva as I never break my rule about kissing and telling... which is "don't." I kind of like things that way.  It was a long time ago...that was another Hugh who experienced all that. Still, whenever I hear someone speaking Czech, my ears perk up and the memories of sensations trickle in and threaten whatever version of reality I am dealing with at that moment.

Now I am with an exquisite soulful woman and we share all sorts of adventures and misadventures on whatever romantic trails we decide to walk through at any given moment. She doesn't mind my trips into insanity nor does she mind the Discordia tinged feverish rantings. She assures me it will amount to something grand sometime in the future, even when I think it's all just a crock pot full of hodeg-podge and dog's breakfast. Heh. Life tends to be this way for me. I never have to be alone. Then again, women for me have always been human beings and not toys for me to act out my fantasies...gods know that the reality in the world I live in is more magical/twisted than anything I can come up with in my imagination anyway.

To the rest: Don't think that Czech girls are stupid or naive. They KNOW the score. They know what's up with the Americans. the Germans, and the others from the overfed nations. I have talked with many of the ladies and the lads too. Czechs just have a different way about the world. (They do rabidly hate gypsies, unfortunately.) Heh. Czechs are the ones who REALLY invented surrealism, BTW. If that gives you a hint at what I am stabbing at. And even now in Chicago, I seem to find myself where Czechs are. I blame that on my friend who is so obsessed with Czech people and their language, I sometimes think he is just a Czech pretending to be American.

Quote from: Anonymous
Ghost, LMNO, how many times can you administer the same insults over and over again before you just feel hollow and empty inside? not that they aren't appropriate or anything,

and sorry Ghost, If I had known you were addicted to nun-cunt I wouldn't have said anything.


This thread really should die. I've created a monster.

I'm usually good for 10-12 times, before I get that "not-so-fresh" feeling.

It's an illness.

This is the Terri Shiavo of threads (great...now I'm going to hell).

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Anonymous
Ghost, LMNO, how many times can you administer the same insults over and over again before you just feel hollow and empty inside? not that they aren't appropriate or anything,

and sorry Ghost, If I had known you were addicted to nun-cunt I wouldn't have said anything.


This thread really should die. I've created a monster.

I'm usually good for 10-12 times, before I get that "not-so-fresh" feeling.

It's an illness.

This is the Terri Shiavo of threads (great...now I'm going to hell).

Don't worry. We have prepared a special place for you, simply because you BELIEVE.

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Anonymous
Ghost, LMNO, how many times can you administer the same insults over and over again before you just feel hollow and empty inside? not that they aren't appropriate or anything,

and sorry Ghost, If I had known you were addicted to nun-cunt I wouldn't have said anything.


This thread really should die. I've created a monster.

I'm usually good for 10-12 times, before I get that "not-so-fresh" feeling.

It's an illness.

This is the Terri Shiavo of threads (great...now I'm going to hell).

Don't worry. We have prepared a special place for you, simply because you BELIEVE.

Cool.  Make sure I get the whole treatment.  If I'm going there, I may as well do it right.

You want to be with the Xtians or with some other group? The tortures do vary.

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou want to be with the Xtians or with some other group? The tortures do vary.

No, not with the Xians.  They would just bring me down.

Put me in with the Chinese.  They have about 1,000 hells, and they're ALL cool.

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou want to be with the Xtians or with some other group? The tortures do vary.

No, not with the Xians.  They would just bring me down.

Put me in with the Chinese.  They have about 1,000 hells, and they're ALL cool.

You sure? Some of those Chinese make the Xtian ones look like a tea party.

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Quote from: Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou want to be with the Xtians or with some other group? The tortures do vary.

No, not with the Xians.  They would just bring me down.

Put me in with the Chinese.  They have about 1,000 hells, and they're ALL cool.

You sure? Some of those Chinese make the Xtian ones look like a tea party.

Yeah, but no Xians.

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou want to be with the Xtians or with some other group? The tortures do vary.

No, not with the Xians.  They would just bring me down.

Put me in with the Chinese.  They have about 1,000 hells, and they're ALL cool.

You sure? Some of those Chinese make the Xtian ones look like a tea party.

Yeah, but no Xians.

Well, the Xtians can be a drag.

We'll put you down with the Chinese, and maybe the Tibetans every now and then too.

Quote from: AnonymousGhost, LMNO, how many times can you administer the same insults over and over again before you just feel hollow and empty inside?

For the record, I was arguing with Bath about why your writing isn't as good as Bukowski's, Miller's, de Sade's, or Welsh's.  For a guy like Bath, you tend to have to repeat yourself in several different ways to get yr point across.

QuoteAlso, speaking of my dick, I've got more style in the tip of that uncircumsized barbarian fuckstick than you've got in your whole goddamn subconcious multiverse, LMNO, I mean c'mon, you didn't even know what "built like a brick shithouse" meant, and apparently you couldn't even discern the meaning from the all to obvious context.

It was a joke, moron.  If you saw a woman that actually looked like a brick shithouse, it wouldn't look very attractive.  I was calling attention to this discrepancy between the word and the thing it represents.... :roll:

Quote from: LMNOFor a guy like Bath, you end up repeating yourself over and over trying to get your point across before you finally realize that he doesn't agree, doesn't care, and is perfectly happy to prompt you to repeat yourself until you sound like a total ass.

fixed that for you, free of charge.

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Quote from: Hoshiko"Why aren't you talking?"

"Because I'm trying to think about how to dispose of your body."


#15 on my list of things I want to say before I die.

:Franticly adds that to his list:

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Quote from: LMNOFor a guy like Bath, you end up repeating yourself over and over getting your point across, while he realizes that he hasn't relly thought his position through, so he just blindly defends himself while searching the web for more clips of the Fred Durst porn tape.

fixed that for you, free of charge.

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... I think you missed a bit.  Fixed it.  No problem.

Whatever happened to the guy who started this thread? He fall off a mountain?

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhatever happened to the guy who started this thread? He fall off a mountain?

probaly

happens to msot once they reach that peak. fuck, i did so a few times.

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Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhatever happened to the guy who started this thread? He fall off a mountain?

probaly

happens to msot once they reach that peak. fuck, i did so a few times.

Probably drank himself one too many of those Pilsners and went hoppig mad towards Moscow.

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Quote from: horab fibslager

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhatever happened to the guy who started this thread? He fall off a mountain?

probaly

happens to msot once they reach that peak. fuck, i did so a few times.

Probably drank himself one too many of those Pilsners and went hoppig mad towards Moscow.

i reckon that'd be worse than chinatown. :/

I dunno if anything can be worse than chinatown.

russia?

Quote from: horab fibslagerrussia?

CHINATOWN is what it is. Horrible and long and painful.