First you must put on your hard-hat.
No, seriously, dude, this place is a hundred years old and hasn't seen any repairs in the last twenty.
Now, we've got to rip this plaster and lathe down. It's moldy back there. Once that's done, we get to replace any of the studs that are rotted. You'd think that would be easy, but this place has settled over the years. There's not a single straight line left in it, nor one square angle. No two of these studs will be equal.
What's that? It wouldn't be that way in a new house? There's one across the street. Take your tape measure and go find me two walls exactly the same size.
It goes deeper than that. That 2x4 is really a 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
It's all about approximation.
Because Eris hated that Pythagoras was smarter than her. He had to show off, and us poor grunts who actually do stuff have been paying for it ever since.
No, seriously, dude, this place is a hundred years old and hasn't seen any repairs in the last twenty.
Now, we've got to rip this plaster and lathe down. It's moldy back there. Once that's done, we get to replace any of the studs that are rotted. You'd think that would be easy, but this place has settled over the years. There's not a single straight line left in it, nor one square angle. No two of these studs will be equal.
What's that? It wouldn't be that way in a new house? There's one across the street. Take your tape measure and go find me two walls exactly the same size.
It goes deeper than that. That 2x4 is really a 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
It's all about approximation.
Because Eris hated that Pythagoras was smarter than her. He had to show off, and us poor grunts who actually do stuff have been paying for it ever since.