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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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"I, Walter K. Heblinger, would like to apologize..."

Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, September 17, 2011, 05:30:16 PM

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I_Kicked_Kennedy

September 17, 2011, 05:30:16 PM
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Luna

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September 17, 2011, 05:36:18 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 17, 2011, 07:35:26 PM
Oh, shit... did the New Yorker turn funny, or am I just old???
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

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September 17, 2011, 07:41:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2011, 07:35:26 PM
Oh, shit... did the New Yorker turn funny, or am I just old???

No, no.... that was funny. That was friggin' hilarious, actually.  :lulz:

Don Coyote

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September 17, 2011, 07:58:29 PM
What the fucking fuck balls is this? :lulz:

Luna

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September 17, 2011, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 17, 2011, 07:58:29 PM
What the fucking fuck balls is this? :lulz:

This, this is AWESOME.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Pope Pixie Pickle

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September 17, 2011, 10:20:15 PM
 :lulz: @ op
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