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Just trying to get rid of some brain bile I acquired from a dream this morning.  Nothing to see here, move along.

I had had enough.  Tears of anger rolled down my cheeks as I pointed at her and said "No, FUCK you!"  I turned around and walked away.  It hurt too much to stay, and she had everything I ever wanted.

1: Can your phone receive pictures?
2: CAN YOUR MEATHAMMAH REACH THE ARCTIC?

Yes and yes.

Oh, I see now. They're shaped by venom, not shaped like venom. 

Yes.

I WILL FUCKING YOUR SHIT. YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE.


Love and kisses,
Sister Fracture.

YOU LACK THE VERBS!!!!

YOU JUST WAIT MISTER. OH YES. SHIT IS GOING TO GET REAL.

* Cuddlefish waits

IT'LL BE ON MY TIME, FUCKER! I GOT STUFF THAT NEEDS DOING!

I WILL FUCKING YOUR SHIT. YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE.


Love and kisses,
Sister Fracture.

YOU LACK THE VERBS!!!!

YOU JUST WAIT MISTER. OH YES. SHIT IS GOING TO GET REAL.

I WILL FUCKING YOUR SHIT. YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE.


Love and kisses,
Sister Fracture.

WAS IT YUO!?

Venom-shaped thralls have heads and torsos of humanoids, though covered in chitinous exoskeleton, and four insect legs, two long arm-claw things, and a few appendages coming out its back.  They're made when injected with askara poison. Their very existence is torture, and death is a welcome relief, but they aren't allowed to commit suicide by the chaotic evil clerics that they must obey, so they always fight to the death.

If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....

Hm.  Never tried that particular job with a hammer...  

Fracture loves her meat hammah.  Trust me on this one.  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Mu Hu Ha Ha

BRING IT MO'FUCKER. BRING IT.

Fracture,
Ain't skeered o' NUTHIN.

Built from the bottom up, instead of scaled from the top down. 

[Venom-Shaped Thrall CR 4XP 1,200]

Venom-Shaped Thrall      CR 4
XP 1,200
CN Large aberration
Initiative  +6; Senses darkvision 60 ft;  Perception +3

Defense
AC 17, touch 11, flat-footed 15; (-1 size, +2 Dex, +6 natural)
hp  37 (5d8+15)
Fort +4, Ref +3, Will +6

Offense
Speed 30 ft.
Melee bite +6 (1d6+3 plus poison) and 2 claws +3 (1d4+1)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 10 ft.
Special Attacks improved grab, poison (DC 16, 1d2 Dex damage/round 1 minute)

Statistics
Str 16, Dex 14, Con 16, Int 5, Wis 14, Cha 6
Base Atk  +3;  CMB +7;  CMD  19
Feats   Weapon Focus (bite), Multiattack, Improved Initiative
Skills Acrobatics +5, Perception +3
Languages   common (can't speak)
Special Qualities   spider climb, concentrated dose

Treasure none

Special Abilities
Spider Climb (Ex) - Thralls can move on walls or even ceilings as though using spider climb.

Posion (Ex) - Injury, Fortitude DC 16, cure 1 save, 1d2 Str damage/round for 1 minute. The save DC is constitution based.

Concentrated Dose (Su) - This is a more potent injection of venom than the stadard bite delivers.  It is possible only against a grappled or helpless foe, as using it requires a full round action.  It also has a Fortitude DC of 16, cure 2 consecutive saves.  Those affected suffer 1 point of Str damage per round until their Str is 0, at which point they fall into a coma. They must make a Fortitude save (DC 20) or begin the transformation into a thrall.  Within 12 hours, if this last save fails, they are in a black cocoon.  Within another twenty-four hours, the victim emerges from the cocoon as a venom-shaped thrall.

Improved Grab (Ex) - To use this ability, a thrall must hit with a claw attack.  It then can attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity.  If it wins the grapple check, it establishes a hold, and the next round it can make a bite attack with a concentrated dose of venom sing a full-round action.

I WILL FUCKING YOUR SHIT BITCH!

Fracture,

You can send me a copy if you like, and I don't care who has my email.

mistressfreeky@aol.com

Make sure you let me know you've sent it if you do, though, because I don't usually check my email.

Sent.

Swote!