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I really like the hate in this one.  It's focused enough to make you smile, but vague enough to get anyone a bit riled.

Thanks, LHX.  It started out as something fun to do, and I never really planned to continue it.
(not that I've done anything recently)

But when it was finished, I got that same feeling, it was Almost something.  I want to do more, but I feel like a monkey who got lucky with a typewriter, it seems like anything I do now just sounds awful.

I keep trying.

Thanks for the feedback.

Ah, so it was both on the page, and leaping out at you at the same time you say?  A fine example of non-locality.

1+1 = 3

I think I may have found something

http://quantumtantra.com/bell2.html

Thanks for that, Cain.  Go figure it's quantum mechanics and non-locality that would make 1+1=3!

http://www.purevolume.com/moefogey

Ok, so, they're not really my rhymes, it's a Dead Kennedy's cover.  I did do the beats though.  Fruityloops in case you're wondering.  I've been meaning to either cover some more punk stuff, or start working on my own rhymes, but apathy got ahold of me.  Plus, I can never make any beats I actually like.  Just thought I'd throw it up here for some feedback.

    You've yet to dissappoint, Payne.  One thing I have noticed in most of the 'discordian' fiction posted here is that it's like conspiracy theory fan fiction, if you can catch my drift.  There's always something behind the scenes that either the reader or the main character(s) have no idea about.  I see it in LMNO-PI, in Idem's Working Title, and so far it's here in yours too.  Personally, I think it's wonderful.  Conspriacy ideas can provide such a great hook for readers, and you use it quite well.

No idea.  Could have been a made up story, or one of those "A friend of a friend's cousin did this" type things.  Like the kid who had four hours to write an essay on "What is Bravery" and he sat there writing nothing for four hours, and in the last minute, he scribbled "THIS IS BRAVERY!" and got an A on the paper.  If you can dig up something similar to the Calvin & Hobbes = Fight club treatise I'd be quite thrilled.

Awhile ago I heard about some kid writing his thesis or big final math project for his degree, on a lengthy proof that basically said 1+1=3.  Or maybe it was something less exciting like 1+1=2.  At any rate, it was quite long, as I heard it.  If you can't find that, anything with a flavor of strange will do.

I like very much what you have said.  Personally, I don't play the brand game, except for soda, in which case I do prefer Coke.  Otherwise, I buy whichever is the cheapest at the time I require it.  I noticed this box in the organic foods section at the local grocery store, and thought I had to share, I almost couldn't believe it was real;

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Well, shit. 

Seconded.  I was also curious about LHX's Origin of the Lie.  Could you please link the post, or provide it?  All a search turned up is this thread; is that all there is?

"May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman,"

EDIT::  PS- I really like it, add more.

He's trolling our boards and doesn't even post on them.  Brilliant!