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Distilled alcohol is about as processed and natural as heroin.

And then people ask me why I eat cactus.

It's a sedative.

It isn't, it only feels like a sedative because it is out of your head and in my or Enabler's lap!

So it's like a reverse sedative.

No, it works just fine.  I feel better every time.

Unless I eat a lizard.  Then I feel sick for days.

I meant for everyone else. Sedative makes calm for the people around by making the crazy quiet. Cactus makes crazy for everyone around by letting the crazy fall out.

LIVE RAW LIZARD!!!!!!

No, I bonked it with a whiskey bottle first.  That fucker was dead.

And I can't be responsible for how other people react to MY sedative.  But it's not that bad...The screaming doesn't bother me a bit, and I shrug off the slaps and punches as if I were a TIGER TANK.

Is that tank made of tigers, crewed with tigers or that fires tigers?

Please let it be all three.

And then people ask me why I eat cactus.

It's a sedative.

It isn't, it only feels like a sedative because it is out of your head and in my or Enabler's lap!

So it's like a reverse sedative.

No, it works just fine.  I feel better every time.

Unless I eat a lizard.  Then I feel sick for days.

https://twitter.com/herpderpedia 

an index of people who are PISSED OFF THAT WIKIPEDIA'S DOWN

Related.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/23/freetard_sopa_fail

DOWN with Scottish Organic Producers AND their Associations

OMG I laughed and laughed!

The Scottish Organic Producers Association - whose website is at sopa.org.uk - was perplexed when it found itself on the receiving of dozens of nasty and illiterate emails.

That commenter Bruce Johnson; I like his style.

Fuck, that's disturbing.

Wowwwwwww.

Can it be... Santorum actually has a sense of humour?

I really can't even imagine that happening.

b's latest:


http://bijijoo.com/2012/uncle-sam

[In the 'what were they thinking' dept: Rick Santorum launches C.U.M.]

whaaaaaaaaat


In the 'what were they thinking' dept: Rick Santorum launches C.U.M.



This comes from the land of "you can't make this sh*t up." GOP Clown Car occupant, ace homophobe and bearer of a redefined surname that has become a giant political problem for him on Google, Rick Santorum is not doing himself any more favors by launching the Conservatives United Moneybomb, or C.U.M. for shorthand.

WHAAAAAAAAT



How could that... just... OH WOW.

If those of you impugning EB&G actually spent time there, you'd see the opposite.

But whatever.  The never-ending, cyclical campaign to drag EB&G into the mud just makes me yawn.

Khara's actually a very loyal and wonderful friend.  I think if she's paranoid HERE, it's warranted.  Her life is not an easy road to hoe, and yet I think she approaches it bravely and with verve.  Not many can say they do the same.  In a good fight, she'd have your back and not second guess. Ever.

As for my absence here and there, my personal life encroached.

My apologies to those who felt "left behind"--I never did that, I pm'd those who'd I thought would miss me.  My bad if I needed to badger them a bit more.

Ok, I'm out.

I'll be at the ALL EVIL ALL THE TIME HATES NIGEL AND CAIN NEVER WANTS THEM BACK EVER NEVER EVER PLACE--I mean EB&G (which, really, it's a hole in the wall where occasionally stars like Vincent shine for us, and sometimes old timers come back, and friends just shoot the shit--it's rather silly and weak to think otherwise).

*smirk, and goes back to LURK

I used to spend time there. I stopped because of the threads about me, about Cain, about various other people here that your clique doesn't like.

You know what, I'm sorry, I am at fucking work.  I was trying to add in a part that was there and I hit remove in error.  My phone was and has been ringing off the hook so I couldn't get back right away.

Thanks for all the presumptions.

I won't bother anymore, which you will also say is typical I'm sure, however, JUST FUCKING ONCE it would be nice to get the FUCKING BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT before I'm slammed.

I mean y'all would demand it but fuck me right?

Why do  you think you deserve the benefit of the doubt when you do shit like that ALL THE FUCKING TIME? At the drop of a hat, with or without any actual cause?

Why would anyone even pause for a half a second to wonder whether you're maybe NOT doing, again, the very thing you are known and noted for doing?

Do you know the premise of the boy who cried wolf? If you want to be taken seriously, ever again, it will be after an extended period of time where you DON'T flip out, delete posts, change your handle, or flounce after a barely-critical or completely unrelated post from which you extrapolated that someone might kind of possibly disagree with or dislike something you may or may not have done or said.

You have a boner for being a victim, and I'm sick of walking on eggshells where your posts are concerned, so I'm not going to anymore, and you can suck it up and be a biped about it or you can be a whiny flouncy victim baby-pie. Either way, not really caring.

That was.... unexpected.

Well, I've fucking had it.  I can't keep feeling like I'm walking on eggshells, especially when it comes to fucking assholes like Blue and his pals at TCC.  I'm also sick and fucking tired of being told what bad people we are by the EB&G crowd, and having them stomp out in a huff. 

For serious.  I was all happy that I was going to be in San Diego, but Jenne wouldn't respond to PMs or VM.  Khara freaks out and leaves at the drop of a hat.  We aren't good enough for Charley.

Fuck that noise.  Not even bothering, anymore.  They can come or they can go, and it will make no difference to me.

Khara has a hard-on for being picked on, to the extent that if nobody's picking on her she'll just make it up. Fuck, Khara has twice, recently, freaked out because I was oppressing her, except that the posts she took offense to weren't replies to her, made no sense as replies to her, and has nothing whatsoever to do with her. One of them was posted literally four seconds after her post, so not only did it make no literal sense as a reply, it was temporally impossible as a reply. But when that was clarified, not only did she not apologize, she didn't even acknowledge, in either case, her mistake. And at one point, she accused me of being "venomous" toward Jenne, which I think was just a ploy to try to get Jenne pissed at me. In my opinion, she has a hard-on for people hating each other, and I don't doubt there are PMs going back and forth about how mean certain people are and how they have it out for certain other people yadda yadda.

I won't touch EB&G with a 20-foot pole and I'm a mod there. That place is toxic as fuck, in that kind of nicey-nice, sugar-sweet, butter-won't-melt-in-our-mouths backstabby way.

PERSONALLY i believe that onlya DRAGON should answer questions about dragons. Mr.E should stick to the Fae, as that is what he is, and I shall not believe what he says. I have myself spoken with an elusive clan, and although we are no longer in contact they would agree with me in this.

http://www.realfairies.net/forum/mr-e/mr-e-answers-more-dragon-questions

lolz

OMG

You are shitting me! 

Fuck.