Quote from: Triple Zero on January 23, 2012, 01:53:45 PMQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 23, 2012, 05:34:40 AMECH is guilty of many crimes, and his bizarre deformities are no excuse. You ever notice that his pictures are always high angle or from the waist up? It's because his legs are only 6 inches long, and he smacks his balls on the floor with every step...And he LIKES IT. This only serves to make that weird dance he does on the wharf all the more horrifying, but he just won't fucking stop. It makes no Goddamn sense, he just does that strange high-speed jitterbug on his stumpy legs, right down the pier, while all the NORMAL sailors scream in terror and try to hide behind their hookers.
The rumours of the CIA's project to create an army of mutant gorilla-penguin hybrid warriors are of course just rumours.
And the official story is that none of their experiments survived for more than a few hours, days tops, before getting locked into an ejaculation loop, doesn't stop until he's dead. The whole body just gets consumed in producing semen, you can eat all day and all night but you can't keep up when you're shooting the moisturiser like a fucked up oil rig. It's officially denied that none of them ever figured out how to properly perform the ball-stomping dance to prevent squirting your squid to death.
The comments on that are hilarious! Youtube never fails to remind me of how moronic people are.