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#1
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: TED suggestions
March 07, 2014, 06:41:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue2ZEmTJ_Xo

Yeah.... We are all going to be obsolete someday soon....
#2
Well Nigel, I respectfully and remorsefully offer you my condolences. Weather that means anything to you or not. Yes, getting dumped is utterly and humiliatingly trivial compared to the darkness you have endured.

I just really never imagined that such a petty over generalization of a group as diverse as humanity itself would lead to so much indignation. I thought raising this seemingly inconsequential question would be an easy and fun way to lay it to rest further.

I see now that I was wrong to attempt this so crudely because of the possibility that I am talking to someone who has faced real life treachery.

This is in no way a bad experiences contest, but I am no stranger to tragedy either.
Right when I was on my way to my dad's funeral, my childhood pet of 14 years started yelping in pain; had to be brought to the vet on the way and was put to sleep during without getting to say goodbyes. I was alone for months immediately afterward, and life has just never felt the same since.

Thanking you doesn't mean I'm not a complete ingrate, but thank you for the time you have spent answering my unintelligible questions. I understand if I'm irredeemable. Everyone writes me off as bull shit, I'm used to it.

Fuck though, I've had like 5 concussion, how many stitches have you had on your head? The most stitched I've had were 24. I got called hairy potter growing up because of the big scar on my forehead. Dyslexia/adhd and keeping up in school is a struggle involving a lot of effort with very poor grades. If anyone says otherwise who claims to have those things, they are miss diagnosed. I've almost failed every English class I have ever taken and have had to pull a lot of all nighters to receive a failing grade. I have to spell check every single sentence. I'm glad for you guys that you are so fucking literate.

I never once claimed to be a good person or qualified to be a forum poster, I just wanted to try it out. All I have done is spent 3 entire days trying to involve myself in a very eccentric non-pointless on-line community which I think deserves as much attention from people much less shitty than me.

So kill me.....

That being said, however this ends, this has not been a waist of my time, because I am taking self-reform serious.












#3
Taking jokes too serious is my favorite thing.
(Not trolling)
#4
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Chemical-free
March 06, 2014, 10:00:54 AM
Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2014, 09:38:59 AM
If only they could make chemical-free people -
          now that would be a breath of fresh air

Its called a computer?
#5
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 06, 2014, 09:47:04 AM
wrong - it's funny regardless.

P3nT - producing empirically funny since 1982

"empirically funny" Common since says its true, logic says its an oxymoron....
#6
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 06, 2014, 09:41:55 AM
Quote from: President Television on March 06, 2014, 09:17:01 AM
At the risk of reopening a can of worms that has only recently been sealed, has it never occurred to you that maybe you have problems with women because they don't like the kind of people that view them as shallow caricatures and retreat into pathetic half-assed defense mechanisms and predictable tropes the moment their assertions are questioned?

STFU - if he figures that one out, the bastard might actually manage to reproduce  :argh!:

That is so funny. If only I wasn't the one being laughed at....
(If only I wasn't the bud of the joke, of course they are laughing at your wonderful since of humor)
#7
Quote from: President Television on March 06, 2014, 09:17:01 AM
At the risk of reopening a can of worms that has only recently been sealed, has it never occurred to you that maybe you have problems with women because they don't like the kind of people that view them as shallow caricatures and retreat into pathetic half-assed defense mechanisms and predictable tropes the moment their assertions are questioned?

/thread!
Perfect!

When I'm being polite it hides the fact that I am like this.

Then 'when' they figure out who I really am;
their behavior and attitude towards me changes suddenly.

My emotions lead me to interpret those changes as some form of betrayal.
My foolishness twists the feeling of betrayal into evidence of something about the girl.
When I should be taking their reaction as evidence of my repulsiveness.

Oh how foolish I was being. I'm not saying this is in any way solved,
but I think I'm starting to get a picture of which direction I should go in.



#8
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:11:54 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.

Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!

No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.

Watch out for Bearman, then.

And that Binks hooligan.  She is NOT on your side.

Lol, I don't plan arranging any kind of meet-ups anytime soon.
Luckily this is a big place and I spend half my time in Seattle.

If you hear a little giggle behind you, don't look.

Just run.

Thanks for the tip, will do!
#9
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 06, 2014, 08:53:03 AM
Well that's also pretty fucking stupid and until you can figure out why, there really is no point interacting with you.

Good day.

Good day to you too, sir!
Finally showing some dignity.

Farewell!
#10
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 06, 2014, 08:35:48 AM
You suggested ignoring you would "solve things". Ignoring you does not solve the problem of your insufferable stupidity. Ignoring problems in general isn't generally a good way to fix them. Again, something you'd understand if you were a functioning adult.

Why do you resent statements pointing out obvious problems with your thinking and behaviour? Insecurity?

Yes, it would solve the problem for you. Out of sight, out of mind. You are simply causing a conflict because there is no plausible productivity that could result from you being malicious.

Tons of insecurity. Its like when a cartoon character tries to plug up a leaking wall.
After fixing one problem, I become able to see more.
All of those problems being fixed causes another series of branches to reveal themselves.
Ignorance is bliss and perfection is impossible. Tempting just to sink into not giving a fuck about being faulty and just continue to hate the world from afar.
#11
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 06, 2014, 08:13:39 AM
You seem to be implying you are capable of learning.

This thread provides empirical evidence to the contrary. The "material" is basic fucking empathy and understanding that not all X are Y. This is not difficult. It may be news to fucking Aristotle, but we've got a bit more information than him now.

You may find this forum more suitable when your mental age reaches 12+.

I resent that statement. Perhaps you've found a vulnerability in me that you can exploit.
Maybe when I become middle aged and overweight I will meet your standard.
Until then, I might not wise enough to understand why looking good in your eyes has any relevance whatsoever.
#12
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 06, 2014, 07:38:59 AM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 06, 2014, 04:01:56 AM
You get your own reply Junkenstein.

Quote from: Junkenstein on March 05, 2014, 02:20:15 PM
Still waiting on this "interesting concept". This still appears to be idiocy.
The concept was executed poorly.
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 05, 2014, 03:16:05 PM
HEY GUYS, SMASHING MY BALLS WITH A HAMMER HURTS. SHOULD I CONTINUE?
Implying you have balls....
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 05, 2014, 03:17:22 PM
THIS FOOD CONTAINS NUTS AND I HAVE AN EXTREME ALLERGY. SHOULD I EAT IT?
Only if you don't enjoy life.
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 05, 2014, 03:17:45 PM
MY CAR IS ON FIRE. SHOULD I FIND ANOTHER MODE OF TRANSPORT?
Without fire, cars would not be possible. Don't be such a wimp.

Jesus fucking wept. Consider me told eh? The "concept" turns out to be you're a misogynistic little prick incapable of understanding even basic concepts unless explained at length.

Congratulations, you've proved to my satisfaction that you bring nothing to the table and all you have to offer is fucking stupidity.

Well, I'm sorry you 'feel' that way.

If you cannot give a simple explanation, then maybe you do not understand the material enough to be teaching it to somebody.

If we just accept what we're told without asking questions, then that is memorizing and following.
There would be no learning involved.

Just ignore me or something. Wouldn't that solve everything for you?
#14
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 05, 2014, 09:15:45 PM
Okay, so I've been kinda "yadda yadda...VR... meh" about this whole thing. More exited about shit like augmented reality glasses so I've missed out on a lot of the story so far but he murmuring in games related channels is getting hard to ignore. What I didn't realise was that Carmack is involved and, what's more, Carmack is excited about it. History has proven, several times over, that if Carmack is excited about something, more often than not, it turns out to be pretty rad. Here's an interview from october last year.

I'm suddenly getting a warm feeling in the sub-cockle region about VR that I haven't since I started imagining it back in the 80's  :eek: :fap:

T1m3 4 s0c13ty 2 1nv3st 3v3ryth1ng N th1s!
#15
Quote from: Nigel on March 01, 2014, 03:49:39 AM
Is there really such a thing as truly unbreakable encryption?

Einstein was working on the one equation for everything.
That could be the very unbreakable encryption you are referring to.

Michio Kaku says that our lives are predetermined because we can calculate everything.
If there was an unbreakable encryption, it would prove him wrong.

Could it be that an uncertain future is the result of an unbreakable encryption?

~O.R. -the pd.com reject-