ASK ME ANYTHING YOU FUCKING BASTARDS. FUCKING DO IT.
Why has my monitor not yet exploded from reading this thread?
BECAUSE IT'S OLD AND PATHETIC AND CAN'T TRANSLATE HOW MUCH I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE RIGHT NOW.
I have yet to see a meathammah fly through the window. Why?
Hate's a good strong thing to be feeling, at this time of day! I have to go down town in a while, and i shall float down there on a cushion of distilled hatred for my fellow man. So they had better not be fucking wit ai, this morning. Not even one little bit.
Naice wun Freeky, Love you, hate you, love you! Grrrr! :argh!: X. :kiss:
Quote from: Vartox on May 06, 2011, 07:18:10 AM
I have yet to see a meathammah fly through the window. Why?
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EARNED IT, PEON.
Quote from: BadBeast on May 06, 2011, 07:39:27 AM
Hate's a good strong thing to be feeling, at this time of day! I have to go down town in a while, and i shall float down there on a cushion of distilled hatred for my fellow man. So they had better not be fucking wit ai, this morning. Not even one little bit.
Naice wun Freeky, Love you, hate you, love you! Grrrr! :argh!: X. :kiss:
FUCK OFF STONER.
You're a right fucking charmer this morning, I see. OK, riddle me this then Batman, Why is it called a "Funfair"? It's not fun, and it's certainly not fucking fair! £6 for 2 fucking minutes in the Dodgems? Thieving Pikey Bastards! And the seat was covered in Beer!
Why is all the rum always gone?
What should I do with all this rum that just came into my possession?
Quote from: Rumckle on May 06, 2011, 10:15:53 AM
What should I do with all this rum that just came into my possession?
Mojitos. Duh.
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?
What can we do to help you stop screaming?
How much HIMEOBS would HIMEOBS HIMEOBS if HIMEOBS could HIMEOBS HIMEOBS?
Quote from: BadBeast on May 06, 2011, 08:48:44 AM
You're a right fucking charmer this morning, I see. OK, riddle me this then Batman, Why is it called a "Funfair"? It's not fun, and it's certainly not fucking fair! £6 for 2 fucking minutes in the Dodgems? Thieving Pikey Bastards! And the seat was covered in Beer!
I DON'T SPEAK YOUR HEATHEN LINGO. STFU
Quote from: Lies on May 06, 2011, 08:54:50 AM
Why is all the rum always gone?
BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO USE THEIR FUCKING BRAINS TO COME UP WITH SOME ORIGINAL JOKES, THEY HAVE TO USE THE SAME OLD STALE ONES TO GET YUKS OUT OF THE PINK MASSES.
Quote from: Rumckle on May 06, 2011, 10:15:53 AM
What should I do with all this rum that just came into my possession?
THINK OF SOMETHING AWESOME TO DO WITH IT AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY DROP THE BOTTLE.
Is it okay if I point-whore my new PC, shooting for a 30 AC?
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?
NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 06:20:17 PM
Is it okay if I point-whore my new PC, shooting for a 30 AC?
SUCK ON MY DICK!
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 06, 2011, 05:37:45 PM
What can we do to help you stop screaming?
SEND YOUR FACE THROUGH A CHIPPER.
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:38:46 PM
How much HIMEOBS would HIMEOBS HIMEOBS if HIMEOBS could HIMEOBS HIMEOBS?
NOT ENOUGH, APPARENTLY.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?
NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.
Automatic Mechanical Boyrfriend?
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 06:25:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:38:46 PM
How much HIMEOBS would HIMEOBS HIMEOBS if HIMEOBS could HIMEOBS HIMEOBS?
NOT ENOUGH, APPARENTLY.
:cry:
IF HIMEOBS COULD HIMEOBS ENOUGH, THERE WOULDN'T BE SO MANY FUCKING STUPID MONKEYS.
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 06:26:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?
NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.
Automatic Mechanical Boyrfriend?
Mk II! :banana:
Now with added dildos!
PRODUCE THEM.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:29:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 06:26:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?
NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.
Automatic Mechanical Boyrfriend?
Mk II! :banana:
Now with added dildos!
PRODUCE THEM.
I keep giving any I get to Pixie though!
Ok, now I'm envisioning Pixie hoarding dozens, if not scores, of myriad dildoes. And now I'm figuring out what she's doing in there...
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 06, 2011, 06:37:29 PM
Ok, now I'm envisioning Pixie hoarding dozens, if not scores, of myriad dildoes. And now I'm figuring out what she's doing in there...
You know those borg spheres?
Picture that, only
more.
giving away trade secrets again Honey?
:argh!:
Quote from: Pixie on May 06, 2011, 08:00:39 PM
giving away trade secrets again Honey?
:argh!:
LoveHoney?
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?
NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.
I'LL HAVE THE SEX WITH YOU!
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 07, 2011, 12:59:29 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 06:20:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?
NO I REQUIRE SEX BUT CAN FIND NO PARTICIPANTS, WILLING OR NOT.
I'LL HAVE THE SEX WITH YOU!
Countdown to spag demanding pics. 5... 4... 3...
I IS BETTER THAN PENIS DAMN IT!! :argh!:
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 07, 2011, 01:18:21 AM
I IS BETTER THAN PENIS DAMN IT!! :argh!:
I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.
Awww....
Damn it.....
:cry: