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#31
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 26, 2011, 08:19:04 PM
I just cant get over the idea that anyone would be converted at a Christian Rap concert.
I'm sure plenty of people have been converted at Christian rap concerts, though mostly in the opposite of the intended direction of conversion.
#32
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:46:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:37:37 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
I was aiming for the greyface, but seem to have missed and hit the Dok in the nutsack.  I'm dreadfully sorry, Dok.  I'm working to improve my aim, I promise!

Hey, I *ASKED* if you wanted to hear more.  You said that in fact you did, even if it was at your expense.

Now you're implying that I'm butthurt?   :lulz:

You college kids...you get all the best drugs.

That is true, I did ask for it.

You'd think, with the incredible amount of lurking I've done and Dok rants I've read, that I'd know better than to ask Dok for it, but I guess I have a bit of a masochist impulse.

This is likely the same impulse that pushes me to tune in to the "news" stations now and again.  Or to read posts made by GIGGLES.
Take back your libelous implications, you provincial cur.
GIGGLES is the absolute pinnacle of wit, class, and sophistication. We all hope to someday live up to his high caliber of writing.
#33
High Weirdness / Re: Dog Penises.
September 21, 2011, 02:34:23 AM
This is the best thread about dog penes that I have read this week.
Well, okay, maybe second best, but it is still pretty good.
#34
Go ahead and write it up. Spoiler it if you really think it'll get under folks' skins, but it's not like we don't get our share of weird here to begin with.
How was the erotic writing course?
#35
Quote from: Pixie on September 17, 2011, 11:30:33 PM
i like brie and strawberry jam sammiches, on toasted wholemeal bread. Its surprisingly good.
I should make a point to try this. Sounds tasty.
#36
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Perry: Government you can TRUST.
September 17, 2011, 04:53:42 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 17, 2011, 04:42:14 AM
yeah, I hate to say it but I totally agree with him about making that a mandatory vaccination.
Absolutely. I find it kind of awkward that one of his positions most likely to keep him out of office is the only one I can agree with.
#37
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on September 15, 2011, 04:50:30 AM
I emailed this to him:

QuoteDear Senator Brock,

I am a resident of your district.  I posted on this Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/pages/Andrew-Brock/36906410211 to express my disappointment in your vote in favor of the so-called "Defense of Marriage" amendment, because I believe that if that amendment were to pass, it will harm our state's ability to attract employers.

My posts were deleted, and I was blocked from this page.  I don't know whether you control this page directly, if it is managed by your staff, or if it is just a fan page that you have no control over, but blocking one's own constituents for expressing their views doesn't seem like what a representative of those constituents ought to do.

Thank you for your time.
Try to get the fact that this occured published in a local newspaper. If you could, it should do more to generate interest in what you had to say than had your comment been left up in the first place.
#38
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2011, 02:33:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 14, 2011, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: juudith on September 14, 2011, 02:26:04 PM
Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can't explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

Why no, we weren't speaking of death prediction.  Would you happen to be a clever spambot? 

I'll give him one more post, and then we'll see.
Don't bother, I've seen spambots post the same message on another forum.
Kai, this was quite nice.
#39
This is exactly why i enjoy walking places when I can- it gives me time to just enjoy my surroundings
(The fact that I don't own a car helps, but I'm much less resentful of that fact than most would be).
#40
Discordian Recipes / Re: Weapon X
September 10, 2011, 10:02:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 01:41:15 AM
Krupnikas:

OK, here we go.

Ingedients:

1 bottle Everclear, 750 ml  (You can also use vodka.  If you wanted, and like the burning sensation of alcoholism less than I do.)
2 tsp caraway seeds
10 whole cloves
4 Sticks cinamon
2 whole vanilla beans
2 pieces yellow ginger (or 2 tsp. Tumeric)
2 pieces white ginger (feel free to double this. at least.  We usually use a good 3-4 cm long chunk)
10 cardamom seeds cracked open
1/2 a nutmeg nut crushed
3 strips orange rind (just skin a whole one.)
3 strips lemon rind (just skin a whole one.)
1 pinch saffron (for color. optional)
4 cups water
2 lbs. honey
1-3 chinese dried hot peppers (optional, for more heat. The versions Tripple Zero and Torte tried had this.)

Procedure:
1. combine all spices and 4 cups water. Boil until it's reduced down to 2 cups
2. put the honey into a pot (same as the spice or different, whatever), and CAREFULLY heat it until it just starts to simmer or boil. As it boils, a white foam will develop. Skim it off an discard. DO this for 5-10 min., or until not much new foam is coming up. Don't sweat it if it's never totally done.
3. add the boiled down spice-water to the honey, mix well over VERY low heat.
4. CAREFULLY add the everclear to the still warm spice water + honey mix. I'm serious, there is mad science BOOM potential here. Take it off heat and away from potential ignition sources first, or you'll discover you're playing with sweet spicy napalm.
5. Once combined, heat on VERY low heat for 10-15 min covered. DO not even let it simmer, you'll just loose alcohol.
6. Remove from heat and let sit overnight, covered, then pour into bottles / jars / whatever.
7. Crap will settle out of it. After 2 weeks, pour off the clarified liquor, and filter the crap through coffee filters. Put back in bottles and let it settle again. Repeat filtering until it's clear of all crap.
8. Leave it alone for awhile to age.  After a month it will be ready. Time will make it better and more mellow, even after all the sediment crap is removed. It should be VERY clear. 6 month old stuff is what you had of mine. 1 year old stuff is suppose to be the nectar of the gods, if you can leave it alone that long...
What temperature should it be stored at while letting it settle and age?
#41
I need to get some stickers printed and go to town with these labels in Wal-mart (or other suitably innocuous retail outlet).
#42
High Weirdness / Re: Giant crocodile captured
September 06, 2011, 10:38:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 06, 2011, 05:00:25 AM
You know, something like that would have been considered a god or something similar, a few hundred years ago. Today it's a tourist attraction and theme-park material. This amuses me.
I'm sure that a few hundred years from now, we will likewise have captured God to use as a cheap distraction for the kids.
#43
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 05, 2011, 05:14:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 04:04:13 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 04, 2011, 07:12:08 AM
I assume mine is still brewing...


Thought I got you.

I guess not.

Okay, you're gonna be Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Heartily accepted. Posting pics will, of course, break my thus far picless interaction, but oh well. Some things you just do for the community.
I always imagine you looking like that avatar IRL.
#44
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:06:39 AM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on September 02, 2011, 10:15:39 PM
This should be good.

Jesus H Christ.  <--- not swearing at you, that's what you're gonna do.
I can deal with this.
#45
This should be good.