Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2011, 03:36:13 AM

Title: I need me a man...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2011, 03:36:13 AM
...to explain the attraction, the humor of "JackAss". 
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 11, 2011, 03:39:01 AM
Slapstick.

People getting hurt is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0eReynOGNM
It makes more sense in german.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Salty on March 11, 2011, 03:44:08 AM
I am afraid that I cannot explain it, I can only say there are few things that make me laugh the way that stupid shit does and that particular laughter causes people who know me to worry.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Luna on March 11, 2011, 03:47:02 AM
I think it's a Three Stooges Phenomenon thing.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 11, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Quote from: Risus on March 11, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

Ive seen some backstage stuff that suggests that hes fairly battered after all the shit hes done.

But thats nothing compared to steve-o.

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2011, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

The bungee port-o-let was the nastiest thing I have ever had the mispleasure to see little parts of.

Steve-O is insane.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 11, 2011, 04:09:35 AM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

The bungee port-o-let was the nastiest thing I have ever had the mispleasure to see little parts of.

Steve-O is insane.

Im talking about his drug abuse and later rehab.
He should not have survived the substances he put in his body.

Not to mention years of hardcore alcoholism.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2011, 04:10:22 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:09:35 AM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

The bungee port-o-let was the nastiest thing I have ever had the mispleasure to see little parts of.

Steve-O is insane.

Im talking about his drug abuse and later rehab.
He should not have survived the substances he put in his body.

He has Ozzy Syndrome.  He may well survive almost anything.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Subtract Eight! on March 11, 2011, 04:21:51 AM
I'm man I understand it.

It's not really funny though.

/confuzzled
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 11, 2011, 04:25:00 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Quote from: Risus on March 11, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

Ive seen some backstage stuff that suggests that hes fairly battered after all the shit hes done.

But thats nothing compared to steve-o.

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7JPFg2V27A

Still standing!
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 11, 2011, 04:46:10 AM
Quote from: Risus on March 11, 2011, 04:25:00 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 11, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Quote from: Risus on March 11, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

Ive seen some backstage stuff that suggests that hes fairly battered after all the shit hes done.

But thats nothing compared to steve-o.

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7JPFg2V27A

Still standing!

Holy shit. He wasnt even knocked down.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 04:51:01 AM
I dunno.  I find it funny.  Am not man.  Grosser than gross sometimes, yeah...but totally fucking hilarious, too.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: President Television on March 11, 2011, 04:56:01 AM
If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2011, 08:50:39 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 11, 2011, 04:21:51 AM
I'm man I understand it.

It's not really funny though.


These two statements are utterly contradictory, therefore one of them must be false.

I know which horse I'm betting on. :lulz:
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
also...


STEVE-O FUCKING JUMPED OFF A BOAT INTO A CHUM SLICK IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING PACK OF GREAT WHITE SHARKS. YOUR LIFE FEELS INSIGNIFICANT AND WORTHLESS NOW.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2011, 08:53:55 AM
STEVE-O AND TRAVIS PASTRANA SHOULD MAKE ASSBABIES. THEY WOULD BE LIKE A COMBINATION OF EVIL KNIEVEL AND ACHILLES.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2011, 09:24:48 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 08:53:55 AM
STEVE-O AND TRAVIS PASTRANA SHOULD MAKE ASSBABIES. THEY WOULD BE LIKE A COMBINATION OF EVIL KNIEVEL AND ACHILLES.

New trick at next years x-games - the 180 backflip  :eek:
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2011, 02:15:50 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 04:51:01 AM
I dunno.  I find it funny.  Am not man.  Grosser than gross sometimes, yeah...but totally fucking hilarious, too.

Oh I agree, there are parts that crack me up, and some of the tamer stuff I would or have even done (yes i was a complete idiot when I was young) but some/a lot of it I sit with my eyes squeezed shut and my hands over my ears going la la la la la la la.

Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2011, 02:50:43 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 02:15:50 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 04:51:01 AM
I dunno.  I find it funny.  Am not man.  Grosser than gross sometimes, yeah...but totally fucking hilarious, too.

Oh I agree, there are parts that crack me up, and some of the tamer stuff I would or have even done (yes i was a complete idiot when I was young) but some/a lot of it I sit with my eyes squeezed shut and my hands over my ears going la la la la la la la.



That's the whole appeal - it's a fusion of LOL and OMG. As a guy who frequently does dangerous shit for fun, one of the first things you do when you've just about been killed is laugh your ass off. Watching other people do it isn't quite as good but it's still good.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Luna on March 11, 2011, 02:52:39 PM
I do have to wonder how much a man would have to get paid to get voluntarily hit in the junk with that frequency.
Title: Re: I need me a man...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2011, 03:29:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 02:52:39 PM
I do have to wonder how much a man would have to get paid to get voluntarily hit in the junk with that frequency.

You know they have to make a shitload of money.