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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Adios on December 28, 2010, 03:22:04 PM

Title: Food recall
Post by: Adios on December 28, 2010, 03:22:04 PM
A Texas produce distributor has recalled nearly 7,000 cases of cilantro and curly parsley after samples in Quebec, Canada, and Michigan tested positive for salmonella, the company said Monday.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/12/28/salmonella.produce/index.html?hpt=T2

Happy my cilantro is not in this batch!
Title: Re: Food recall
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 28, 2010, 04:27:59 PM
if the cilantro is used in Texmex food that has been sufficiently prepared, then any salmonella would run screaming in terror at the intestinal defenses that the preparer would undoubtedly have...
Title: Re: Food recall
Post by: Jenne on December 28, 2010, 04:29:50 PM
Well, between the habaneros AND the salmonella...that dump would pack a definite punch alright...
Title: Re: Food recall
Post by: Richter on December 28, 2010, 04:49:46 PM
So instead of shitting semi-solid fire, you'd shit semi-solid fire FASTER?

In the spirit of taking things to the egde of logical extreme, I am curious.
Title: Re: Food recall
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 28, 2010, 06:15:38 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Food recall
Post by: Adios on December 28, 2010, 06:17:13 PM
La Poop-a-Rompa!
Title: Re: Food recall
Post by: Adios on December 31, 2010, 03:50:41 PM
A California company has recalled 34,373 pounds of organic ground beef over fears of E. coli contamination.

First Class Foods Inc. of Hawthorne said recalled packages were produced on December 7 and December 16.

They have "EST. 18895" printed on them, federal officials said.

Products were shipped to California, New Jersey, North Carolina, New York, Wisconsin and Washington state.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/12/31/california.beef.recall/index.html?hpt=T2