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#166
The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.

Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apoligized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the asshole puckering rythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect Image:penisfilter.png into the stallion's defenseless asshole. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer
#169
Quote from: Cain on December 10, 2007, 01:26:29 AM


I WOULD FUCKASS WITH RICHARD NIXON!
#170
PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST 20 STORY BUILDING...


















...AND JUMP OFF!
#171
Quote from: apoptosis on November 07, 2007, 09:17:40 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on November 07, 2007, 09:06:31 AM
   
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!



WITH HERPIES!

O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?

GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
#172
EVERY POST I EVER MADE!
#173
PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
#174
HAY GUYZ@ NICE POSTING! WHO WANTS A HAND JOB?
#175
Or Kill Me / Re: URRRRRRRRRGH
April 15, 2007, 06:26:07 AM
YEP.
#176
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
April 15, 2007, 06:05:03 AM
THAT
WASN'T A
HAIKU!
#177
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
April 15, 2007, 05:58:49 AM
THAT WASN'T A HAIKU!
#179
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
April 15, 2007, 05:55:16 AM
THAT WASN'T A HAIKU!
#180
Or Kill Me / Re: URRRRRRRRRGH
April 15, 2007, 05:54:30 AM
IOUS

BULL