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Bumper Stickers

Started by Brotep, June 08, 2010, 06:00:19 AM

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How many bumper stickers do you have on your car?

None
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six or more
I don't have a car

Brotep


BADGE OF HONOR

None.  Anonymity is best.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

AFK

I had the back-end of my ford escort plastered with bumper stickers back in the college days.  But now, as a jaded, sold-out adult, I keep it nice and clean.  Better trade in value. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

memy

PLANET FITNESS

it's not even my sticker
ma-ma-say ma-ma-sah ma-ma-co-sah

Cainad (dec.)

One, because a generic red Toyota Camry is a bitch to identify in a parking lot unless it's got the word "MINISTER" plastered on its butt.

Cramulus

I've got a HAIL ERIS sticker which was a gift from Darth Cupcake

Brotep

Pleased with the results so far.

I believe three bumper stickers is the cutoff point, beyond which you go from quirky to batshit insane.

Jasper

Saw a lady with like thirty bumper stickers on her Astro minivan today.

Bat shit.

I don't have a car, but if I did it would have no more than one, and the background would have to be the exact shade of the paint job.  For some reason clashy bumper stickers irritate me.

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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Sir Squid Diddimus

I'm the only one with two?

They go together though

Obama/Biden, Cthulhu

Brotep

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 09, 2010, 04:37:03 AM
I'm the only one with two?

They go together though

Obama/Biden, Cthulhu


:lol: very nice

I figure the first couple of stickers are a tough decision, and then after that it gets easier. Too easy, you might say.