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This is more for a larf than anything else:



But for the rest of the idea:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32238.0.html

  Woot

1. Look at my avatar/profile picture thing.
2. Bronies and Pegasistas have each other :P  I am a Pegasista and my close group of friends are bronies/pegasistas too.
3. Ponies are awesome.
4. IMO, you have no opinion about the ponies until you have watched the first three episodes. Trufax.
5. Ponies are cute and funny. :3
6. Ponies rule. :P
7. Ponies teach love and tolerance. <3
8. Rule 34 ponies are sent to the moon.

I saw what you did with HoverCats ad, it's fucking fantastic.
Can you make me an ad, I feel like having some fun.

I present you with Big Dumb Face.
Last night's song was It's Right in Here but I like Mighty Penis Laser better.

No Comment. There are no words I can say to this.... What. So. Evar.

Today my math teacher said: ‎"I was about to drink my microphone... That would have been funny."





This was last night: *Secret Agent GARBO was listening to some weird ass music*

Me: "That is so screamo."

Secret Agent GARBO: "No, it is death country metal."

Me: "What??"

Secret Agent GARBO: "BIG DUMB FACE"

Me: o.o

Hover Cat informed me I posted these in the wrong place, oops. So here they are, my ShoeEars picture and my Derp Face picture.



This is my derp face, it includes the retarded duck face because it is so derpalicious.

‎"He has insomnia, so he stays up all night bothering people on facebook to get into fights with them so hes not alone at night. "

JL does not take a break 

"My wife has just been to the police about a man who has been following her.

I don't think she really understands the concept of Twitter."



" How many Africans does it take to change a light bulb?

6
One to screw it in, 5 to dance around for no fucking reason."



"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

12.
One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary."

"Why does princess Diana have no friend on Xbox Live?
Because she's always on the dashboard."

Recently deceased man: "Mother Theresa devoted her entire life to serving others, why is Princess Diana's halo so much larger than hers?"

St. Peter: "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel."

More from my friend JL

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
20,001. One to change it, and the other 20,000 to repeatedly chant "U.S.A.""


"Games dont make people violent, lag does"


"Why does princess Diana have no friend on Xbox Live?
Because she's always on the dashboard."

Two separate quotes from an old troll friend of mine:


JL: Apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when your mom asks "What happened? You look sad today".

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Jl: Failed my Politics exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world".

Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.

 

"If you were to breed my dog, what other breed would you mate her with?"

"Ditto.  That way she's guaranteed to be the same breed, have the same talents, and keep her favorable I...why are you looking at me like that?"

I <3 Pokemon

Me (I live in CA):  Tis late here, waiting to Skype with TJ.  (TJ is my boyfriend.)

JL (an old troll friend of mine, he lives in LA): Its 2:20 here though u_u so it's later. I'm in the future.

*On the news, they were talking about the new obesity statistics and when they went to a commercial break, it's taco bell's XXL burrito and how other people from other countries note how big the burritos are.*

Me: "Maybe it's because of the giant burritos."

"So creepy dads can lie in a suductive pose." lmao, from WTF blanket parody