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Hello, all.
*coughs congealed blood* *pisses dust*
:fap:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 11, 2022, 08:52:21 PM
Hello, all.
*coughs congealed blood* *pisses dust*
:fap:
NOBODY RUN BARTERTOWN
Welcome back! I think we interacted like literally once during the long slow decline of PeeDee.
The Dok's right. The diagnosis is terminal. There's nothing here. It's a fucking wasteland. These days I do most of my evil on Twitter and only come here to say shit that would make Parag Agrawal's head turn into meat confetti like the bit from Scanners.
Do people at least show up and F5, F5, F5?
I do! I don't know about anyone else. I do it out of spite.
same - sometimes i think about posting, but then i look at recent posts and it feels like there's nothing of value i can add to the conversation, and so i just close the page because i don't want to shit on a graveyard of more interesting content
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2022, 09:23:10 PM
Do people at least show up and F5, F5, F5?
From 2007 to, like, 2012? 2014? I checked this forum 10+ times a day.
Now, ten years later, whenever I sit down at a browser, my fingers still automatically type "pr", expecting the rest of the URL to autofill in.
by the way, Hi, I'm Cramulus.
I also run a little Discord server which is also a Discordian Cabal. We're the Aftermathematics Research Cabal. Shoot me a PM if you want an invite. No all spags allowed.
Quote from: lexi on April 19, 2022, 06:30:53 PM
same - sometimes i think about posting, but then i look at recent posts and it feels like there's nothing of value i can add to the conversation, and so i just close the page because i don't want to shit on a graveyard of more interesting content
This is wrong. Graveyards are for shitting, go nuts.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 19, 2022, 09:08:05 PM
by the way, Hi, I'm Cramulus.
I also run a little Discord server which is also a Discordian Cabal. We're the Aftermathematics Research Cabal. Shoot me a PM if you want an invite. No all spags allowed.
Am I allowed, or are you still mad about the Friday hotdog in Boston?
*on a serious note, who has the picture of you admonishing me? I kinda need that.*
Every graveyard is a toilet if you're not a fucking coward
My name is Idiotis, I'm from Va, and I've been a Discordian since around 2002-2003.
I practice the arts and self improvement.
I have been crapping all over the graveyard since I got here.
I am a necromancer-in-training. I swoop down on old, dead threads, inject something inane or insightful, and watch the zombies rise. ...or plan on it, once I find more of the right stuff to sprinkle on the corpses.
:magick:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2022, 08:03:02 PM
Quote from: lexi on April 19, 2022, 06:30:53 PM
same - sometimes i think about posting, but then i look at recent posts and it feels like there's nothing of value i can add to the conversation, and so i just close the page because i don't want to shit on a graveyard of more interesting content
This is wrong. Graveyards are for shitting, go nuts.
Great, now we're loitering in a graveyard of consensual shitting. And how is this any better? :argh!:
I quickly regretted that phrasing though. It was an unsuccessful marriage of two similar but distinct concepts:
- respect for the collaborative creative content that came before
- the recent posts immediately before my post rekindled that same energy, and my repeated response was like: "holy shit, i can't top that - why try?"
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2022, 08:03:02 PM
go nuts.
Been there. Would not recommend.
Hi. I'm Waffles.
I'm....trying my damndest to rock and roll as much as humanly possible while still keeping something resembling a roof over my head. I'm not very good at it, but I'm trying.
Quote from: EK WAFFLR on May 24, 2022, 10:15:24 PM
Hi. I'm Waffles.
I'm....trying my damndest to rock and roll as much as humanly possible while still keeping something resembling a roof over my head. I'm not very good at it, but I'm trying.
Long time no see, Deth Waffle!
helloooo lovelies
I did it. I finally did it. Canada has become just like everywhere else.
Quote from: hooplala on June 16, 2022, 03:37:05 AM
helloooo lovelies
I did it. I finally did it. Canada has become just like everywhere else.
???
What the fuck did you do to the timeline?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2022, 04:25:38 AM
Quote from: hooplala on June 16, 2022, 03:37:05 AM
helloooo lovelies
I did it. I finally did it. Canada has become just like everywhere else.
???
What the fuck did you do to the timeline?
I made a boo-boo.
Quote from: hooplala on June 16, 2022, 03:21:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2022, 04:25:38 AM
Quote from: hooplala on June 16, 2022, 03:37:05 AM
helloooo lovelies
I did it. I finally did it. Canada has become just like everywhere else.
???
What the fuck did you do to the timeline?
I made a boo-boo.
Wait, that was
you?
I can't prove this part (I can prove everything else), but in Eschillion Key one of the main character's names was Simon Sade before I encountered the name Eddie Saayman, an individual Crowley named as his possible heir. The first two characters in the book are Ben & Eddie, as in been Eddie Saayman. Simon Sade = ed Ssaimon. Eddie Saayman was A.I. to Crowley, so if he reincarnated he'd be Aiwas.
Onto the stuff I can prove:
March 23, 1985 is my birthday. The Spring Equinox, to symbolize the rebirth of the Sun / Son of God. The number 23 of the Illuminati. The year after 1984.
The individual that requested I found the Individuate Church was born on the Ides of March, and was a childhood best friend of mine. Since the Individuates are a Discordian cult, he is the Pope of all world religion (everyone has to be a Discordian). He's the founder of the Individuates, so he's in charge. According to Christians on the End Times, the Antichrist's Pope of All World Religion betrays him with a shot to the head, and he comes back as Satan (he is just Satan's representative until).
I might be the bloodline of Jesus. My mother's maiden name was Bowers, and according to Bloodline of the Holy Grail: the Hidden Lineage of Jesus Revealed by Gardner, (page 151 of the copy I first encountered), Bors is suspected of being Merovingian. Bowers is also descended from the same root bloodline as the Rothschilds, Bauer.
One year and month before I was born on Valentine's Day, Babaji winked before his heart stopped. He was suspected in some circles of being Shiva.
I'm a 37 year old Virginian (born and stayed), and an asexual virgin.
I have long brown hair and a beard, and look superficially like Jesus Christ.
Edit: I am not promoting the opinion that Christianity, nor the Antichrist of Revelation Prophecy, is legitimate to believe in.
Its been a long time since we had a cloak wearing, candles at midnight, desperately wanting the Esoteric Order of Dagon to be "Real" poster
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 15, 2022, 05:33:03 AM
March 23, 1985 is my birthday. The Spring Equinox, to symbolize the rebirth of the Sun / Son of God.
The Spring Equinox in 1985 was on March 20th. You were three days late.
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The individual that requested I found the Individuate Church was born on the Ides of March, and was a childhood best friend of mine. [...] He's the founder of the Individuates, so he's in charge.
He asked you to found it, but then founded it himself? What a jerk.
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Since the Individuates are a Discordian cult, he is the Pope of all world religion (everyone has to be a Discordian).
Actually, the doctrine of everyone being a Pope was rescinded by Pope Autochthonous VI. He said if everyone was a Pope, that made it a meaningless distinction. He then went on to decree that
no-one is a Pope, which is also meaningless, but saves space on his letterhead.
Quote from: Faust on November 15, 2022, 10:03:15 AM
Its been a long time since we had a cloak wearing, candles at midnight, desperately wanting the Esoteric Order of Dagon to be "Real" poster
I don't think my "evidence" should be taken
too seriously, but consider it better than what some religions promote as proof of the authenticity of their faith.
I'm actually only hoping to convince Theistic Satanists.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on November 15, 2022, 01:17:10 PM
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 15, 2022, 05:33:03 AM
March 23, 1985 is my birthday. The Spring Equinox, to symbolize the rebirth of the Sun / Son of God.
The Spring Equinox in 1985 was on March 20th. You were three days late.
23 in my synchronicity research symbolizes importance. It seems to crop up around significant "good" and "bad" events. There was no way to stage a more significant, equinox adjacent birthday.
I am legally named Curse. I can be seen south of Chicago smoking like a freight train and making horrible sounds to the beat of the most godawful music you've ever heard. If it sounds like a demon trying to transmute itself into Fred Durst and looks like cyberpunk roadkill, it's probably me.
I actually am a hypnotist. Like, "I have been offered money to hypnotize someone and declined the payment because I wanted the experience." I've been legitimately accused of running a cult, where my hypnosis was used to brainwash members. Actually what I do with my hypnosis is take willing people to a dark, distant place and surgically mutilate their soul. So I'm basically a cenobite and also would probably be guilty of fraud if I took that money, given they would not in fact wake up with a new pair of mechanical limbs. My middle name is legally Fraudulence, so this is fitting.
I have a dozen holy names, but am most fond these days of "Wielder of 'Oh No Not Again'," as in those are the words you'll say when I'm around.
I am, pay close attention now, a disabled Jewish trans fem-leaning non-binary unpersoned outcast plural nightmare collective. I have over 100 people in my head and most of them aren't remotely human. I reject the label of human or person, I am explicitly an object. Of terror, naturally, but still an object. My gender is fucked in ways you cannot comprehend. I'm in the process of converting to Judaism, if I can ever find a rabbi who will deal with my weird ass.
I earned every ounce of my weird with blood and suffering, too, so in terms of dickwaving edgelord posters around here, I'm top bitch.
I am telling you this not to get you to submit to my glory, but so you stop trying so fucking hard to be cool and start being yourself.
ETA: I should be sure to note that you shouldn't turn this into a idol situation either. I'm not building a cult, because worshippers are a fucking hassle. I feed my fans to the Nessies. I'd say you can ask rong, but rong's long gone. Just stop acting like you're on fucking stage.
Hopefully not too many Nazi Satanists frequent this message board to witness this confession: I was test running how it would look to a bunch of skeptics if I promoted myself as the Antichrist.
The coincidences, or synchronicities, (I honestly don't know which), that I listed are all real, and I can prove all except the first, like I said. To a skeptic, this doesn't prove anything. Signs and symbols. But my ultimate goal isn't to impress skeptics. It is to schism (hopefully a bulk % of) the religious fanatical minded Nazi Satanists, by providing "proof" Satan is at war with bigotry and fascism. By being the Antichrist with an Ides of March Pope.
If I do a good job, the rest of the Nazis can't trust the Nazi Satanists even if not very many schism.
Shiva is Satan to the Nazi Satanists (the point of the Babaji coincidence/synchronicity). If Nazi Satanists are reading this, maybe they can discern more from the symbolic nature of events than so-called "skeptics," and know an Antichrist when they see one.
-Aiwas?
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 16, 2022, 07:04:25 AM
I was test running how it would look to a bunch of skeptics if I promoted myself as the Antichrist.
You were promoting yourself as the Antichrist? I honestly didn't realize that.
I guess I thought he would be taller.
So, hold on: you're trying to impress Nazis. Is that right?
I don't care about the rest of your weird little scheme, because you aren't special enough to pull off what you claim to want to do anyway.
But.
You're trying to impress Nazis? That's your step one? Please make the truth abundantly clear to me.
If Nazis cared about logical contradictions in their worldview, they wouldn't be Nazis.
Yep. And if Nazi satanists frequented this forum, there would be people with unreadable band logos in their signatures saying slurs at least once a day. I don't think there are any, slurs or no.
Quote from: altered on November 16, 2022, 08:05:10 PM
So, hold on: you're trying to impress Nazis. Is that right?
I don't care about the rest of your weird little scheme, because you aren't special enough to pull off what you claim to want to do anyway.
But.
You're trying to impress Nazis? That's your step one? Please make the truth abundantly clear to me.
I don't think I'll ever post in the Joy of Satan message forums, or go looking for the Nazis. The synchronicities will hopefully make my writing more entertaining to regular folk,
and I'll start by publishing more short stories to gain traction as a writer. I'm getting old, so the plan may fall through, but the idea is to make a name for myself as a weird tales author and impress the Nazi Satanists into schisming if they happen to hear about my writings, and read me.
So far, I've only been published in the Circle Magazine, Word Riot's Stretching Forms section (used to be one of the biggest flash fiction rags on the internet), the Freezine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Black Petals, and Blood Moon Rising Magazine. I haven't made much money and I've only earned a little exposure. It's a start.
So you ARE in fact trying to impress Nazis.
Glad we settled that.
Now. Why did you think you would impress Nazis here? What about us seems like a place Nazis would be flocking to?
If I thought Nazis were here, I wouldn't be confessing to the plot to schism the Nazis.
I confessed in an earlier post i wanted to see how skeptics would react to the antichrist themed coincidences (or synchronicities). To test for what to revise.
I consider most of the regular posters at PD.com not scared off by now by other posters to be skeptics. Or at least, more objective and skeptical than religious fanatical Nazi Satanists.
If I got as a reaction, "You really have a case there. Maybe you're some kind of Antichrist," I'd think, Gosh, surely I can schism the less skeptical Nazi Satanists, then.
Instead, I'm thinking, "It sure would be nice to schism the Nazi Satanists, but maybe I can't. Or at least, the plot needs a little work."
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 17, 2022, 06:43:03 AM
If I thought Nazis were here, I wouldn't be confessing to the plot to schism the Nazis.
oh i think nazis are here. they scutter within the walls. occasionally they come out when they feel safe, leaving little turds in their wake. you can see them quite plainly if you take the time to look
why is that my sense? because the fragile nazi egos (bruised by the guerilla ontological campaigns organised within this site over ten years ago) were not mind-fucked non-consensually into embracing "maybe's" into their logic, but instead found comfort by doubling-down in mutually-validating ideologically-ranked communities which non-imaginatively iterated upon the internet-fuckery playbook that had been used upon them unsuccessfully then discarded
they have selectively long memories
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 17, 2022, 06:43:03 AM
I confessed in an earlier post i wanted to see how skeptics would react to the antichrist themed coincidences (or synchronicities). To test for what to revise.
revise the whole plan
it requires you out-thinking your audience
and still would not work even if your abilities matched your arrogance
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 17, 2022, 06:43:03 AM
If I got as a reaction, "You really have a case there. Maybe you're some kind of Antichrist," I'd think, Gosh, surely I can schism the less skeptical Nazi Satanists, then.
Instead, I'm thinking, "It sure would be nice to schism the Nazi Satanists, but maybe I can't. Or at least, the plot needs a little work."
okokok.. let's roleplay this. say you workshop this shit for the next decade and come up with the perfect story. you pick your mark. you wait. you pounce. success!
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on July 26, 2054, 09:34:26 AM
I finally did it, after only 32 years i created a schism within the mind of a Nazi Satanist
congratulations future you. i'm certainly glad i didn't try creating my own schism back then, to dissuade you from accomplishing your worthy dreams and goals
now what?
like, now there are problems to solve for your new buddy if they speak about schism, which we didn't have to think about when they were going with-the-flow before - like job-security, housing, meaningful relationships which provide for growth and healing, family-estrangement. that last one may be a perk
i don't know how i make peace with folx who hate me for existing as i am - but fucking with them non-consensually didn't work back in '22 - just glad the science finally caught up.
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 17, 2022, 06:43:03 AM
If I thought Nazis were here, I wouldn't be confessing to the plot to schism the Nazis.
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 16, 2022, 07:04:25 AMIf Nazi Satanists are reading this, maybe they can discern more from the symbolic nature of events than so-called "skeptics," and know an Antichrist when they see one.
Nope. Try again.
Quote from: lexi on November 17, 2022, 01:14:38 PM
i don't know how i make peace with folx who hate me for existing as i am - but fucking with them non-consensually didn't work back in '22 - just glad the science finally caught up.
I don't make peace with it.
And I'll keep fucking with them until I die of it. It's the principle of the thing, really.
KILL ME
Death is a mercy things like you and I cannot have.
We will continue to march as the plasma of the sun envelops our bones.
So, the idea is to take a group that's already swimming in bad data, and feed them even more bad data so that they "schism", never mind that it's a group without a central authority, semblance of a well-defined ideology, or even any political relevance, making a "schism" both meaningless and pointless.
It's like trying to part the Dead Sea by pissing in it.
i picked the dead sea instead of the red sea because it's saltier
>Nope. Try again.
I thought there was a chance they were here, in small numbers. But still wouldn't have done that if I leaned on they were here.
Anyway, the last thing I have to say on the subject, is my apologies for wasting everyone's time.
THAT'S what you apologize for. Not mistaking us for the types of people who might cohabitate with Nazis, no, just wasting our time.
Your priorities are warped, and that's me trying to be nice. There's only worse I can say about you. Q-adjacent conspiracist nonsense, thonk-emoji brained schemes you claim to be to hurt the Nazis you're trying to impress and buddy up to. Amazing.
You aren't going to be my new chewtoy only because ultimately your lack of conviction means it wouldn't be any fun. You wouldn't dig your heels in, screech like a howler monkey or shit all over the floor. You'd give puppy-dog eyes and stand down with a meek "yes Curse, of course Curse". My subs put up more of a fuss -- when they want something I'm offering.
You aren't prepared for the future. I mean, no one is, but you're going to have a particularly hard time of it.
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 22, 2022, 06:11:04 AM
>Nope. Try again.
I thought there was a chance they were here, in small numbers. But still wouldn't have done that if I leaned on they were here.
Anyway, the last thing I have to say on the subject, is my apologies for wasting everyone's time.
How about you fuck off?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 22, 2022, 10:32:58 PM
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 22, 2022, 06:11:04 AM
>Nope. Try again.
I thought there was a chance they were here, in small numbers. But still wouldn't have done that if I leaned on they were here.
Anyway, the last thing I have to say on the subject, is my apologies for wasting everyone's time.
How about you fuck off?
Even odds he actually listens to you. He has no backbone, no commitment. He folds at the most token resistance. It's like a spear made out of kleenex.
Quote from: lexi on November 17, 2022, 01:14:38 PM
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 17, 2022, 06:43:03 AM
If I thought Nazis were here, I wouldn't be confessing to the plot to schism the Nazis.
oh i think nazis are here. they scutter within the walls. occasionally they come out when they feel safe, leaving little turds in their wake. you can see them quite plainly if you take the time to look
THEY CLING TO THE BOTTOM OF MY CAR CHASSIS AND TAKE SUSTENANCE FROM THE TAILPIPE.
:jihaad:
Quote from: altered on November 22, 2022, 06:50:45 PM
THAT'S what you apologize for. Not mistaking us for the types of people who might cohabitate with Nazis, no, just wasting our time.
Your priorities are warped, and that's me trying to be nice. There's only worse I can say about you. Q-adjacent conspiracist nonsense, thonk-emoji brained schemes you claim to be to hurt the Nazis you're trying to impress and buddy up to. Amazing.
You aren't going to be my new chewtoy only because ultimately your lack of conviction means it wouldn't be any fun. You wouldn't dig your heels in, screech like a howler monkey or shit all over the floor. You'd give puppy-dog eyes and stand down with a meek "yes Curse, of course Curse". My subs put up more of a fuss -- when they want something I'm offering.
You aren't prepared for the future. I mean, no one is, but you're going to have a particularly hard time of it.
This. So much better than I could have said it.
But - same thing. Go fuck yourself.
Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on November 22, 2022, 06:11:04 AM
Anyway, the last thing I have to say on the subject, is my apologies for wasting everyone's time.
What particularly annoys me is that 1.) You tried to run an experiment on us, without our knowledge or consent, and
especially 2.) It was a really stupid experiment.
It's been a few years since "I WAS RUNNING A SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU GUYS DID EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT YOU'D DO."
I've been gone that long, I'm basically new again.
Who's left? And if someone could list the current grudges and factions it would speed things up tremendously.
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 10, 2022, 12:44:32 AM
I've been gone that long, I'm basically new again.
Who's left? And if someone could list the current grudges and factions it would speed things up tremendously.
I have a grudge against everyone who left here for Facebook.
If it's for anything Uncle BadTouch related, then shame. SHAME.
I ran rong out of town on the back of a billion fundie spam emails. I felt nothing.
Other than that, it seems like it's just the toothiest of us left. If they can smile for anything other than threat signals, they ran away. It's a bad decade to be bipedal, soft and unarmed.
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 10, 2022, 12:44:32 AM
I've been gone that long, I'm basically new again.
Who's left? And if someone could list the current grudges and factions it would speed things up tremendously.
CNO
Stella
Altered
Suu
Trivial
Cain
and
me.
The factions are, of course, all of THEM against ME, because they know I have access to the world's most questionable sushi, and they want it. They send the now-unemployed Antignano Brothers around to harass me and try to steal it, but I am much too clever and ate it, even the stuff that hadn't gone past the use-by date that Quiktrip stamped on the plastic wrap.
Quote from: altered on December 10, 2022, 02:31:18 AM
I ran rong out of town on the back of a billion fundie spam emails. I felt nothing.
Other than that, it seems like it's just the toothiest of us left. If they can smile for anything other than threat signals, they ran away. It's a bad decade to be bipedal, soft and unarmed.
Newsfeed.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 10, 2022, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 10, 2022, 12:44:32 AM
I've been gone that long, I'm basically new again.
Who's left? And if someone could list the current grudges and factions it would speed things up tremendously.
CNO
Stella
Altered
Suu
Trivial
Cain
and
me.
The factions are, of course, all of THEM against ME, because they know I have access to the world's most questionable sushi, and they want it. They send the now-unemployed Antignano Brothers around to harass me and try to steal it, but I am much too clever and ate it, even the stuff that hadn't gone past the use-by date that Quiktrip stamped on the plastic wrap.
I see.
I also see Terry. Terry is the resident workplace ist. 30/40/30 racist, sexist, other ist.
For fun, I brought it up at break, just the concept of sushi. I got 5 minutes of "seahorses are fucked up, yo." something something gender concept something.
It's fucking insane here.
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2022, 04:39:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 10, 2022, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 10, 2022, 12:44:32 AM
I've been gone that long, I'm basically new again.
Who's left? And if someone could list the current grudges and factions it would speed things up tremendously.
CNO
Stella
Altered
Suu
Trivial
Cain
and
me.
The factions are, of course, all of THEM against ME, because they know I have access to the world's most questionable sushi, and they want it. They send the now-unemployed Antignano Brothers around to harass me and try to steal it, but I am much too clever and ate it, even the stuff that hadn't gone past the use-by date that Quiktrip stamped on the plastic wrap.
I see.
I also see Terry. Terry is the resident workplace ist. 30/40/30 racist, sexist, other ist.
For fun, I brought it up at break, just the concept of sushi. I got 5 minutes of "seahorses are fucked up, yo." something something gender concept something.
It's fucking insane here.
You should move here, where it's normal. Also, it's the middle of the night and it's still 8 centigrade outside.
The cave has had adjustments and is now open air. 3 hours into a 12 hour shift. Its. - 3c now.
It has been effectively over two years since posting with any regularity here, or anywhere but Facebook really. I keep making poetry and memes... Also poememes. I in some ways do not much internally, mentally resemble who I was as 2020 came to a close and I moved in profound desperation to New Orleans where I knew only that it would be warm, and food in great abundance.
I have so far nearly died twice here, once just this last Thanksgiving season from complications of my mRNA "vaccine", a bad case of RSV, and a previously undetected allergy to all food that I have probably had since early childhood at least. The other time was during hurricane Ida when a tree limb big enough to crush the part of the house I was sheltering in missed the house by a foot or so. Moreover I have mutated spiritually in largely beneficial ways just from "ordinary" daily living here and constantly being hip deep in eccentric geniuses to talk to and occasionally befriend. I am at a bit of a loss for the words to articulate it more specifically and so will try to tell a fiction that reflects very real events both internal and external.
The very good news is that I have largely manages to re-integrate myself after the solder saver poisoning in early 2020. I still have unfinished business on that score, but it is nowhere nearly as important as maintaining my current state of well-being. Since changing my diet and other habits I am physically in better condition than ever in my living memory. I have lost about 14+ inches from my waistline in 2 years and cutting all carbohydrates has further thinned my face and extremities by stopping allergic inflammation and water retention. I feel nearly weightless when I walk now, and even at still 385 lbs I can go 5 miles with essentially no breaks and recover in a half hour rest.
I am very glad to be back on pd, dead or not. I have A LOT to say and this is the place for much of it. Good to see you guys!
Quote from: altered on December 10, 2022, 02:31:18 AM
I ran rong out of town on the back of a billion fundie spam emails. I felt nothing.
Other than that, it seems like it's just the toothiest of us left. If they can smile for anything other than threat signals, they ran away. It's a bad decade to be bipedal, soft and unarmed.
Bolded is very accurate.
Also hi (again?)
I don't know how many folks will remember me. I am a little surprised to find that this place is still alive and kicking, but I'm very glad it is.
Trying to think of a succint way to sum up where I am at these days, uh... I think this is the best I've got:
I'm a trans woman living in Britain who chose 2022 to come out. My capacity for suffering is matched only by my desire to test it. I will make the bastards kill me and it seems they'll be happy to oblige before the decade is out.
I don't know if we knew each other in my brief time here. I went through a dozen names (Cait, Erin, nullified) before settling on my current name, and I was intermittent and usually in crisis whenever I /was/ here.
But more queers are always welcome in my book, and the British are the enemy of any right thinking person already, so I'm inclined to default to friendliness.
Hi, I'm old and I enjoy long walks on the beach backwards.
Quote from: Maedivhalolchrystophaflay on December 26, 2022, 04:23:58 AM
Hi, I'm old and I enjoy long walks on the beach backwards.
You're gonna fuck your tendons up.