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Actually, we all made a promise not to bash on noobs until post 50.  It was for your safety and comfort.

Could always make an exception for him.

If there is an exception clause this is definitely the time to break the glass.  Wait, I have a better idea.  Why don't we tie him up, gag him, and let him loose on pd.org.

In other words:  talking in circles will not get you anywhere not will it impress anyone.  Of course, I'm sure neither of those are your objectives.

I'm sorry.  You've appeared to have wandered into the wrong thread.  I think this one is the one you were looking for.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9616

Post count, Rev. Post count. Have patience.

Yeah but he's only on 6.  And damnit after the God Squad hit my shop I've just been out for blood, any blood.  

stop equating ubiquity with success.
stop burdening us with trivial minutiae.
stop growing out instead of up.
stop eating Chilean sea bass.
stop using baby talk.
stop feeding the fire at the same time as you extinguish the light.
stop trying to save us from ourselves.
stop legislating morality.
stop neo-tribalism.
stop propping up the pyramid of privilege on the shoulders of indigence.
stop fantasizing about reality.
stop defending your illusions.
stop taking your pills.
stop being a shill.
stop running on the wheel.
stop "blinging".
stop democratizing idolatry.
stop being a patriot.
stop voting with your remote control.
stop settling.
stop suspending your disbelief.
stop buckling under the pressure to be what other people need you to be.
stop clinging to the dried-up husk of a life that you've been sold.
stop fearing re-birth.
stop playing with matches.

start playing with FIRE.

Looks like an evocation to me. Is it working in a more objective sense now just because you said it? Or is it just an uninspired attempt to re-affirm your own narrow worldview?

GO! Expand and use what's available even if it's on your list.

I'm sorry.  You've appeared to have wandered into the wrong thread.  I think this one is the one you were looking for.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9616

My offspring follows no one.  Really, just ask her.

Screw PC.  If people would just take their goddamned gloves off and tell it how it is maybe our society wouldn't be full of so many head-in-the-sand wussies!

RWHN,
Help control the human population.  Have your neighbors spayed and neutered.

I Do not like it.
But my daughter really does.
Crazy kids these days.

Next:  Stephen Hawking in a Mosh Pit.

Number Ten.
It's already happened.
We're just stuck here.

All I can say is if this one is true:  GMTFO!

rewind, forward, pause
why is there snow in Key West?
Goddamnit! Tracking!

next: Remember those giant laser disks?

Oh no they're coming.
Quick, throw a Guiness at them.
Okay, let's walk now.

next:  Death to Carrot Top.

Oh yeah, next: Death to Smoochy

I like marshmallows
The purple fish likes turkey gravy
Look Out For That Tree!

it may be possible that death is the ONLY place you can find dignity

I was actually attending a funeral yesterday.  My uncle passed away on Wednesday and while it was unexpected and very tragic I couldn't help but to look at him lying there and think about how peaceful he looked.  Of course if he had the choice I'm sure he'd much rather be alive but there was a man who's done alot in his life and raised a wonderful family and has left quite a legacy.  He didn't move mountains, he didn't win a Nobel prize but he was a good man.  To me, he looked very dignified in death.

I also disagree.  Death is the welcome slumber from a long life spent on this mortal and vicious plane.  For some it comes sooner than others.  Call it God's will or the will of the universe it will happen to everyone.  And not everyone is going to die in a blaze of glory.  We simply don't live in those times anymore.  Society makes us fear death which is ridiculous because it is the one thing we all know for certain is going to happen to us.  But we can do the best we can to maximize the brief blink of time we share in this mortal world so that when we finally do close our eyes for the final time, it will be well deserved and quite dignified.

And I just joined up there so now they're going to have to endure awful, awful puns as well.