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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM

Title: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
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More later.
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 28, 2014, 01:16:36 AM
Holy shit :lol:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:18:57 AM
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Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:19:31 AM
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Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:22:24 AM
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Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:23:35 AM
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Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2014, 05:33:18 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: What the shit
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 01:51:28 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 29, 2014, 05:33:18 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: What the shit

I saw the first one on Facebook, and I said, "Who do I know - besides me - that has enjoyed this particular form of attention?"

The answer was obvious.  At least the ape didn't put his finger in your ear. 
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:27:50 PM
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Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
It's so charming, the stalkers, the way they show me their devotion and dedication so that they can prove to me that I should just GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:35:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:27:50 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
It's so charming, the stalkers, the way they show me their devotion and dedication so that they can prove to me that I should just GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
:horrormirth:

Advise them that you have standards, and they should watch Taxi Driver for details.  Deniro has all the answers.
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
It's so charming, the stalkers, the way they show me their devotion and dedication so that they can prove to me that I should just GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
:horrormirth:

Advise them that you have standards, and they should watch Taxi Driver for details.  Deniro has all the answers.

Perhaps that will be my next step. Although that reminds me, I need to change my OK Cupid status to "seeing someone", which I have been forgetting to do for about the last 2 years. I wonder what treasure trove of messages awaits?
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 12:43:49 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
It's so charming, the stalkers, the way they show me their devotion and dedication so that they can prove to me that I should just GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
:horrormirth:

Advise them that you have standards, and they should watch Taxi Driver for details.  Deniro has all the answers.

Perhaps that will be my next step. Although that reminds me, I need to change my OK Cupid status to "seeing someone", which I have been forgetting to do for about the last 2 years. I wonder what treasure trove of messages awaits?

Half of Portland, jacking off like monkeys in the zoo.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2014, 01:04:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 12:43:49 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
It's so charming, the stalkers, the way they show me their devotion and dedication so that they can prove to me that I should just GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
:horrormirth:

Advise them that you have standards, and they should watch Taxi Driver for details.  Deniro has all the answers.

Perhaps that will be my next step. Although that reminds me, I need to change my OK Cupid status to "seeing someone", which I have been forgetting to do for about the last 2 years. I wonder what treasure trove of messages awaits?

Half of Portland, jacking off like monkeys in the zoo.   :lulz:

It was a strange assortment of numerous "Hey baby"s, several guys telling me that my profile was funny, a couple of guys informing me that "Tauruses are the most interesting people" (Really? From what little I recall of astrology, we're hedonistic homebodies who do little more than lie around on satin pillows eating cheese) and one guy explaining what GIS is.

Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 01:23:28 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 01:04:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 12:43:49 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
It's so charming, the stalkers, the way they show me their devotion and dedication so that they can prove to me that I should just GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
:horrormirth:

Advise them that you have standards, and they should watch Taxi Driver for details.  Deniro has all the answers.

Perhaps that will be my next step. Although that reminds me, I need to change my OK Cupid status to "seeing someone", which I have been forgetting to do for about the last 2 years. I wonder what treasure trove of messages awaits?

Half of Portland, jacking off like monkeys in the zoo.   :lulz:

It was a strange assortment of numerous "Hey baby"s, several guys telling me that my profile was funny, a couple of guys informing me that "Tauruses are the most interesting people" (Really? From what little I recall of astrology, we're hedonistic homebodies who do little more than lie around on satin pillows eating cheese) and one guy explaining what GIS is.

What is GIS?
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2014, 02:25:07 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 01:04:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 12:43:49 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
It's so charming, the stalkers, the way they show me their devotion and dedication so that they can prove to me that I should just GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
:horrormirth:

Advise them that you have standards, and they should watch Taxi Driver for details.  Deniro has all the answers.

Perhaps that will be my next step. Although that reminds me, I need to change my OK Cupid status to "seeing someone", which I have been forgetting to do for about the last 2 years. I wonder what treasure trove of messages awaits?

Half of Portland, jacking off like monkeys in the zoo.   :lulz:

It was a strange assortment of numerous "Hey baby"s, several guys telling me that my profile was funny, a couple of guys informing me that "Tauruses are the most interesting people" (Really? From what little I recall of astrology, we're hedonistic homebodies who do little more than lie around on satin pillows eating cheese) and one guy explaining what GIS is.

Well shit, I can do that! No need to go all the way to OK Cupid to learn when you've got huge fucking nerdlords here on PeeDee.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 01:23:28 AM
What is GIS?

Geographical Information Systems. Advanced computer mapping software that lets you do spatial analyses of stuff, and also makes things like Google Maps work.

AIN'T THAT JUST PRIME ONLINE FLIRTING MATERIAL!? ARE YA GETTIN' STEAMY YET????




(unless it was a different acronym for "GIS" being discussed in which case I'm a huge tool)
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Pæs on July 01, 2014, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2014, 02:25:07 AM
(unless it was a different acronym for "GIS" being discussed in which case I'm a huge tool)
YEAH KEEP TALKING GISHET SCUM.
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 01, 2014, 02:53:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 01:23:28 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 01:04:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 12:43:49 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
It's so charming, the stalkers, the way they show me their devotion and dedication so that they can prove to me that I should just GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
:horrormirth:

Advise them that you have standards, and they should watch Taxi Driver for details.  Deniro has all the answers.

Perhaps that will be my next step. Although that reminds me, I need to change my OK Cupid status to "seeing someone", which I have been forgetting to do for about the last 2 years. I wonder what treasure trove of messages awaits?

Half of Portland, jacking off like monkeys in the zoo.   :lulz:

It was a strange assortment of numerous "Hey baby"s, several guys telling me that my profile was funny, a couple of guys informing me that "Tauruses are the most interesting people" (Really? From what little I recall of astrology, we're hedonistic homebodies who do little more than lie around on satin pillows eating cheese) and one guy explaining what GIS is.

What is GIS?

Ah yes, the people who think Taurus women are like unto Gods entertain me. Except when they go on the whole "You're all so loyal and supportive and forgiving, I bet even if I cheated on you, you'd take me back!"

Of course. Who wouldn't? Such a charmer.
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2014, 02:54:02 AM
Quote from: Pæs on July 01, 2014, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2014, 02:25:07 AM
(unless it was a different acronym for "GIS" being discussed in which case I'm a huge tool)
YEAH KEEP TALKING GISHET SCUM.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2014, 06:05:40 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2014, 02:25:07 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 01:04:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 12:43:49 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 01, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 30, 2014, 05:34:43 PM
It's so charming, the stalkers, the way they show me their devotion and dedication so that they can prove to me that I should just GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
:horrormirth:

Advise them that you have standards, and they should watch Taxi Driver for details.  Deniro has all the answers.

Perhaps that will be my next step. Although that reminds me, I need to change my OK Cupid status to "seeing someone", which I have been forgetting to do for about the last 2 years. I wonder what treasure trove of messages awaits?

Half of Portland, jacking off like monkeys in the zoo.   :lulz:

It was a strange assortment of numerous "Hey baby"s, several guys telling me that my profile was funny, a couple of guys informing me that "Tauruses are the most interesting people" (Really? From what little I recall of astrology, we're hedonistic homebodies who do little more than lie around on satin pillows eating cheese) and one guy explaining what GIS is.

Well shit, I can do that! No need to go all the way to OK Cupid to learn when you've got huge fucking nerdlords here on PeeDee.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 01:23:28 AM
What is GIS?

Geographical Information Systems. Advanced computer mapping software that lets you do spatial analyses of stuff, and also makes things like Google Maps work.

AIN'T THAT JUST PRIME ONLINE FLIRTING MATERIAL!? ARE YA GETTIN' STEAMY YET????




(unless it was a different acronym for "GIS" being discussed in which case I'm a huge tool)

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

You know that's exactly how I responded.
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2014, 06:06:17 AM
Quote from: Pæs on July 01, 2014, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2014, 02:25:07 AM
(unless it was a different acronym for "GIS" being discussed in which case I'm a huge tool)
YEAH KEEP TALKING GISHET SCUM.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2014, 01:49:48 PM
Quote from: Pæs on July 01, 2014, 02:31:53 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2014, 02:25:07 AM
(unless it was a different acronym for "GIS" being discussed in which case I'm a huge tool)
YEAH KEEP TALKING GISHET SCUM.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:56:31 PM
I think it may be significant to note that I hadn't asked.
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
Oh, and apparently I have four new messages since changing my profile to say I'm not available. :?
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Aucoq on July 05, 2014, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10505593_10152931138190410_3142115614520424782_n.jpg)

More later.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
Oh, and apparently I have four new messages since changing my profile to say I'm not available. :?

"She's in a relationship now?  Oh yeah.  I love when they play hard to get."
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2014, 01:55:16 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 05, 2014, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10505593_10152931138190410_3142115614520424782_n.jpg)

More later.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
Oh, and apparently I have four new messages since changing my profile to say I'm not available. :?

"She's in a relationship now?  Oh yeah.  I love when they play hard to get."

  That seems to be the typical reaction. That, and getting hit on by married men.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Luna on July 06, 2014, 02:35:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 01:55:16 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 05, 2014, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10505593_10152931138190410_3142115614520424782_n.jpg)

More later.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
Oh, and apparently I have four new messages since changing my profile to say I'm not available. :?

"She's in a relationship now?  Oh yeah.  I love when they play hard to get."

  That seems to be the typical reaction. That, and getting hit on by married men.  :horrormirth:

You're taken.  He's taken.  You have something in common!
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2014, 03:47:21 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2014, 02:35:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 01:55:16 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 05, 2014, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10505593_10152931138190410_3142115614520424782_n.jpg)

More later.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
Oh, and apparently I have four new messages since changing my profile to say I'm not available. :?

"She's in a relationship now?  Oh yeah.  I love when they play hard to get."

  That seems to be the typical reaction. That, and getting hit on by married men.  :horrormirth:

You're taken.  He's taken.  You have something in common!

How funny you would say that! The message I got today:

(http://s25.postimg.org/kaumlvk0v/Screenshot_2014_07_05_20_51_51.png)
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Aucoq on July 06, 2014, 04:02:53 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 03:47:21 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2014, 02:35:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 01:55:16 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 05, 2014, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10505593_10152931138190410_3142115614520424782_n.jpg)

More later.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
Oh, and apparently I have four new messages since changing my profile to say I'm not available. :?

"She's in a relationship now?  Oh yeah.  I love when they play hard to get."

  That seems to be the typical reaction. That, and getting hit on by married men.  :horrormirth:

You're taken.  He's taken.  You have something in common!

How funny you would say that! The message I got today:

(http://s25.postimg.org/kaumlvk0v/Screenshot_2014_07_05_20_51_51.png)

Wow.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2014, 04:12:13 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 06, 2014, 04:02:53 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 03:47:21 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2014, 02:35:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 01:55:16 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 05, 2014, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10505593_10152931138190410_3142115614520424782_n.jpg)

More later.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
Oh, and apparently I have four new messages since changing my profile to say I'm not available. :?

"She's in a relationship now?  Oh yeah.  I love when they play hard to get."

  That seems to be the typical reaction. That, and getting hit on by married men.  :horrormirth:

You're taken.  He's taken.  You have something in common!

How funny you would say that! The message I got today:

(http://s25.postimg.org/kaumlvk0v/Screenshot_2014_07_05_20_51_51.png)

Wow.  :lulz:

Yeah, you would think I was exaggerating, but nope.  :lol:
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Luna on July 06, 2014, 06:31:28 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 04:12:13 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 06, 2014, 04:02:53 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 03:47:21 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2014, 02:35:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 01:55:16 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 05, 2014, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10505593_10152931138190410_3142115614520424782_n.jpg)

More later.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
Oh, and apparently I have four new messages since changing my profile to say I'm not available. :?

"She's in a relationship now?  Oh yeah.  I love when they play hard to get."

  That seems to be the typical reaction. That, and getting hit on by married men.  :horrormirth:

You're taken.  He's taken.  You have something in common!

How funny you would say that! The message I got today:

(http://s25.postimg.org/kaumlvk0v/Screenshot_2014_07_05_20_51_51.png)

Wow.  :lulz:

Yeah, you would think I was exaggerating, but nope.  :lol:

I swear I was at least half kidding...
Title: Re: Stalking Nigel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2014, 01:02:16 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2014, 06:31:28 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 04:12:13 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 06, 2014, 04:02:53 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 03:47:21 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2014, 02:35:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 06, 2014, 01:55:16 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on July 05, 2014, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10505593_10152931138190410_3142115614520424782_n.jpg)

More later.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
Oh, and apparently I have four new messages since changing my profile to say I'm not available. :?

"She's in a relationship now?  Oh yeah.  I love when they play hard to get."

  That seems to be the typical reaction. That, and getting hit on by married men.  :horrormirth:

You're taken.  He's taken.  You have something in common!

How funny you would say that! The message I got today:

(http://s25.postimg.org/kaumlvk0v/Screenshot_2014_07_05_20_51_51.png)

Wow.  :lulz:

Yeah, you would think I was exaggerating, but nope.  :lol:

I swear I was at least half kidding...

Oh, I know. :lulz: But this is Portland. You can't exaggerate hard enough.