WE NEED A THREAD ABOUT MILEY
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/miley-and-her-virtual-kitten-won-the-amas-the-internet-life?bffb
THAT fuckin kid is David Bowie 2014.
THAT KITTEN WAS LIKE FUCK YOU I AM STICKING MY TONGUE OUT AND I DON'T CARE IF IT'S SEXY OR NOT.
That whole PERFORMANCE was FUCK YOU I AM A KITTEN OR NOT AND I DON'T CARE IF I'M STICKING MY TONGUE
If you don't know what I mean about David Bowie, go check some of his transgender shit out. This kid has got that.
4:32 photo in due time? {maybe
(http://www.erisbarandgrill.com/photo/med/soc_1.jpg)
FUCKIN MILEY BEING ALL FREE AND SHIT WITHOUT PERMISSION!
Incidentally, did anyone else notice her singing on stage was substantially better than the album?
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 07:56:17 AM
THAT fuckin kid is David Bowie 2014.
Agreed, although I would have said Alice Cooper.
RAAAAA!!!!!! I like her kitten hi-cut granny panties / tank top combo. So far every guy I've shown this link to has gone "EW, NO! Granny panties! But she's so hot! No. Stop it. Stop it!" :P
They're both granny panties, and oddly cut like an ultra high thong. Once again, it's more disturbing than sexy, and entirely, "I'm just giving you what you ask for".
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 25, 2013, 04:31:21 PM
They're both granny panties, and oddly cut like an ultra high thong. Once again, it's more disturbing than sexy, and entirely, "I'm just giving you what you ask for".
Yup. And it's having an effect on everyone I ask. It's becoming my new litmus test.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 25, 2013, 01:21:34 PM
Incidentally, did anyone else notice her singing on stage was substantially better than the album?
She's a really good singer. I keep saying this.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 25, 2013, 04:31:21 PM
They're both granny panties, and oddly cut like an ultra high thong. Once again, it's more disturbing than sexy, and entirely, "I'm just giving you what you ask for".
It's 1980 exercise-wear cut, "fitness bikini".
So, this performance looks to me like an Olivia-Newton-John-LOL-Cat homge.
(http://www.matmi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/olivia-newton-john.jpg)
(Note that Olivia here has layers under and over the fitness-kini :P )
It's like when you're at the store trying to hurry, and you grab some cheap panties thinking they're bikinis that won't stick out over your pants because the sides are narrow, but when you get home you realize it's "hi-cut briefs". Then you toss them in the drawer in the event of a hemorrhaging period, a serious yeast infection, staying in, and/or celibacy.
I fucking LOVE Miley. :lulz:
And yeah. Bowie and Cooper and that whole early 70's mindfuck thing.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 25, 2013, 11:25:26 PM
It's like when you're at the store trying to hurry, and you grab some cheap panties thinking they're bikinis that won't stick out over your pants because the sides are narrow, but when you get home you realize it's "hi-cut briefs". Then you toss them in the drawer in the event of a hemorrhaging period, a serious yeast infection, staying in, and/or celibacy.
I fucking LOVE Miley. :lulz:
And yeah. Bowie and Cooper and that whole early 70's mindfuck thing.
:spittake:
Quote from: Telarus on November 25, 2013, 11:03:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 25, 2013, 04:31:21 PM
They're both granny panties, and oddly cut like an ultra high thong. Once again, it's more disturbing than sexy, and entirely, "I'm just giving you what you ask for".
It's 1980 exercise-wear cut, "fitness bikini".
So, this performance looks to me like an Olivia-Newton-John-LOL-Cat homge.
(http://www.matmi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/olivia-newton-john.jpg)
(Note that Olivia here has layers under and over the fitness-kini :P )
Ooooh yeah, I'm totally seeing it. Bonus points to the kid for pulling in some Newton-John.
Emote?
(http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/kNL9WkF.gif)
Mmm. Twurkey.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:30:13 AM
Emote?
(http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/kNL9WkF.gif)
OH FUCK YES
Keep fuckin' that chicken!
http://www.vevo.com/watch/weird-al-yankovic/party-in-the-cia-parody-of-party-in-the-usa-by-miley-cyrus/USZM21100022
The CIA only waterboards 'terrorists', and I only parody 'Cultural Icons'.
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(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/301933/thumbs/s-WEIRD-AL-PARTY-IN-THE-CIA-large300.jpg)
Quote from: Telarus on November 25, 2013, 11:03:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 25, 2013, 04:31:21 PM
They're both granny panties, and oddly cut like an ultra high thong. Once again, it's more disturbing than sexy, and entirely, "I'm just giving you what you ask for".
It's 1980 exercise-wear cut, "fitness bikini".
So, this performance looks to me like an Olivia-Newton-John-LOL-Cat homge.
(http://www.matmi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/olivia-newton-john.jpg)
(Note that Olivia here has layers under and over the fitness-kini :P )
She definitely has some kind of retro-futuristic quasi-early-eighties thing going on.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmHGYy_xk
OH GOD
I love that guy!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Looking forward to much screeching over this. :lulz:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/miley-cyrus-biggest-feminists-article-1.1517413
Related link: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/jennifer-lawrence-miley-cyrus-type-behavior-disgusting-reason-young-sex-sells-article-1.1513988
FOR SOME DISGUSTING REASON, YOUNG SEX SELLS
SOME DISGUSTING REASON
THOSE YOUNG PEOPLE AND THEIR DISGUSTING SEX!
In context it's not that bad. The title and the teasers for that article make it sound like Lawrence is saying sex is gross, when she's just saying "sex sells, and it's gross that younger sex sells better."
Which, if I understand it, is the point of Miley's troll.
Yeah, the article tries to make it sound like she's ripping on Miley Cyrus. But I think that's shit-stirring on the part of the reporter because Jennifer Lawrence's co-star is Miley Cyrus's ex. That's probably the only reason it's even news.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 27, 2013, 04:16:50 AM
Which, if I understand it, is the point of Miley's troll.
Yep, pretty much exactly.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 27, 2013, 04:12:26 AM
In context it's not that bad. The title and the teasers for that article make it sound like Lawrence is saying sex is gross, when she's just saying "sex sells, and it's gross that younger sex sells better."
I'm not sure I agree. With her, I mean; I agree with what you're saying.
It's gross when you're talking about younger teenage kids, but people in their 20's? Prime reproductive age? They're obsessed with sex. It's part culture, but it's a much larger part biological imperative.
Why do you think the old biddies get so upset about it? It's because they're JEALOUS. After a certain age, sex is no longer the priority, and for some of us, being reminded of that sets off our mortality triggers so we get all catty and bitter. At those DISGUSTING FIRM YOUNG BODIES BEING ALL SEXUAL.
And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 05:55:12 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 27, 2013, 04:12:26 AM
In context it's not that bad. The title and the teasers for that article make it sound like Lawrence is saying sex is gross, when she's just saying "sex sells, and it's gross that younger sex sells better."
I'm not sure I agree. With her, I mean; I agree with what you're saying.
It's gross when you're talking about younger teenage kids, but people in their 20's? Prime reproductive age? They're obsessed with sex. It's part culture, but it's a much larger part biological imperative.
Why do you think the old biddies get so upset about it? It's because they're JEALOUS. After a certain age, sex is no longer the priority, and for some of us, being reminded of that sets off our mortality triggers so we get all catty and bitter. At those DISGUSTING FIRM YOUNG BODIES BEING ALL SEXUAL.
I see that, but I think the point both of them are addressing is younger than 20s sex. Miley is going out of her way to incorporate weird, childish things into her ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED sexy grossness, and I would hazard the guess that it's because her sexiness was being sold when she was a teenager. Before she had creative control. This is her poledancing at a performance when she was 16: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/10/article-0-06027C6B000005DC-772_468x652.jpg
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 27, 2013, 04:57:59 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 05:55:12 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 27, 2013, 04:12:26 AM
In context it's not that bad. The title and the teasers for that article make it sound like Lawrence is saying sex is gross, when she's just saying "sex sells, and it's gross that younger sex sells better."
I'm not sure I agree. With her, I mean; I agree with what you're saying.
It's gross when you're talking about younger teenage kids, but people in their 20's? Prime reproductive age? They're obsessed with sex. It's part culture, but it's a much larger part biological imperative.
Why do you think the old biddies get so upset about it? It's because they're JEALOUS. After a certain age, sex is no longer the priority, and for some of us, being reminded of that sets off our mortality triggers so we get all catty and bitter. At those DISGUSTING FIRM YOUNG BODIES BEING ALL SEXUAL.
I see that, but I think the point both of them are addressing is younger than 20s sex. Miley is going out of her way to incorporate weird, childish things into her ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED sexy grossness, and I would hazard the guess that it's because her sexiness was being sold when she was a teenager. Before she had creative control. This is her poledancing at a performance when she was 16: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/10/article-0-06027C6B000005DC-772_468x652.jpg
Yeah, that was the point of her performance. But I'm not sure what that really has to do with the sentiment about "young sex" because as of right now all the sexy sexy young pop stars are over 18.
Quote from: Faust on November 27, 2013, 12:21:33 PM
And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.
Yep.
For example, some people are horrified that I'm OK with my 17-year-old daughter having sex.
WTF am I supposed to do? Lock her up? Fuck no! She's 17, she's SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX. It's what young sexually mature people are designed to do. Me on the other hand? Haven't gotten laid since August, and I'm pretty much OK with that. My mind is occupied with other things, which is one of the rare perks of getting older.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 27, 2013, 12:21:33 PM
And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.
Yep.
For example, some people are horrified that I'm OK with my 17-year-old daughter having sex.
WTF am I supposed to do? Lock her up? Fuck no! She's 17, she's SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX. It's what young sexually mature people are designed to do. Me on the other hand? Haven't gotten laid since August, and I'm pretty much OK with that. My mind is occupied with other things, which is one of the rare perks of getting older.
THIS THIS THIS.
There's an idea these days, that people who are IN THEIR SEXUAL PRIME, are NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX. They need to concentrate solely on SCHOOL, and then concentrate solely on their CAREER, and by the time THAT really gets going (if they're very, very lucky) they're supposed to SPOUSE HUNT and maybe by the time everything's in place they have some frozen eggs someplace that can be shoved into a surrogate. Ack. :x
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 08:08:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 27, 2013, 12:21:33 PM
And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.
Yep.
For example, some people are horrified that I'm OK with my 17-year-old daughter having sex.
WTF am I supposed to do? Lock her up? Fuck no! She's 17, she's SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX. It's what young sexually mature people are designed to do. Me on the other hand? Haven't gotten laid since August, and I'm pretty much OK with that. My mind is occupied with other things, which is one of the rare perks of getting older.
THIS THIS THIS.
There's an idea these days, that people who are IN THEIR SEXUAL PRIME, are NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX. They need to concentrate solely on SCHOOL, and then concentrate solely on their CAREER, and by the time THAT really gets going (if they're very, very lucky) they're supposed to SPOUSE HUNT and maybe by the time everything's in place they have some frozen eggs someplace that can be shoved into a surrogate. Ack. :x
Yeah, like it's somehow normal or virtuous to not fuck during your reproductive peak.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 27, 2013, 12:21:33 PM
And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.
Yep.
For example, some people are horrified that I'm OK with my 17-year-old daughter having sex.
WTF am I supposed to do? Lock her up? Fuck no! She's 17, she's SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX. It's what young sexually mature people are designed to do. Me on the other hand? Haven't gotten laid since August, and I'm pretty much OK with that. My mind is occupied with other things, which is one of the rare perks of getting older.
No no no, you're supposed to be all weird and uncomfortable about it. You need to arbitrarily implement bizarre and draconian rules about the who/what/where/when of her social existence that will be completely ineffective at doing anything, except straining your relationship.
:dream:
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 06:09:07 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 27, 2013, 12:21:33 PM
And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.
Yep.
For example, some people are horrified that I'm OK with my 17-year-old daughter having sex.
WTF am I supposed to do? Lock her up? Fuck no! She's 17, she's SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX. It's what young sexually mature people are designed to do. Me on the other hand? Haven't gotten laid since August, and I'm pretty much OK with that. My mind is occupied with other things, which is one of the rare perks of getting older.
No no no, you're supposed to be all weird and uncomfortable about it. You need to arbitrarily implement bizarre and draconian rules about the who/what/where/when of her social existence that will be completely ineffective at doing anything, except straining your relationship.
:dream:
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 29, 2013, 06:31:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 06:09:07 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 27, 2013, 12:21:33 PM
And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.
Yep.
For example, some people are horrified that I'm OK with my 17-year-old daughter having sex.
WTF am I supposed to do? Lock her up? Fuck no! She's 17, she's SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX. It's what young sexually mature people are designed to do. Me on the other hand? Haven't gotten laid since August, and I'm pretty much OK with that. My mind is occupied with other things, which is one of the rare perks of getting older.
No no no, you're supposed to be all weird and uncomfortable about it. You need to arbitrarily implement bizarre and draconian rules about the who/what/where/when of her social existence that will be completely ineffective at doing anything, except straining your relationship.
:dream:
:horrormirth:
And then she can grow up with warped ideas about sex and relationships, and if she finally develops a comfortable mentality about her sexuality it won't be until she's in her 30s, if it happens at all. Then when she has kids of her own (especially daughters), she can reflexively impart all of that psychological malaise onto
them once
they're old enough to be having sex.
This is how we keep ourselves so well-adjusted as a nation.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 29, 2013, 06:31:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 06:09:07 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 27, 2013, 12:21:33 PM
And part of that is biology again, ancient primitive territorial instinct kicks in if you think others are being selected for sex over you.
Yep.
For example, some people are horrified that I'm OK with my 17-year-old daughter having sex.
WTF am I supposed to do? Lock her up? Fuck no! She's 17, she's SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX. It's what young sexually mature people are designed to do. Me on the other hand? Haven't gotten laid since August, and I'm pretty much OK with that. My mind is occupied with other things, which is one of the rare perks of getting older.
No no no, you're supposed to be all weird and uncomfortable about it. You need to arbitrarily implement bizarre and draconian rules about the who/what/where/when of her social existence that will be completely ineffective at doing anything, except straining your relationship.
:dream:
:horrormirth:
And then she can grow up with warped ideas about sex and relationships, and if she finally develops a comfortable mentality about her sexuality it won't be until she's in her 30s, if it happens at all. Then when she has kids of her own (especially daughters), she can reflexively impart all of that psychological malaise onto them once they're old enough to be having sex.
This is how we keep ourselves so well-adjusted as a nation.
It all makes perfect sense!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/279ad427bad2e044f140d779ad839bba/tumblr_mwyn95vzbv1qbhul1o1_1280.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7858530560/h49004116/)
People are really having fun with this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhEx5c6FSmc
Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Chatroulette Version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmHGYy_xk
Video is probably NSFW. Miley has jumped to viral meme.
(http://wrdwfm.bbgi.curationdesk.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/44/2013/11/miley.jpg)
Oh yeah. Absolutely. I'll be really interested in seeing where she goes from here.
This is perfect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-fyB87Y
My personal favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyVIm0cwUKs
Shades of Portland ca. 1970 :lulz:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 04:39:47 AM
My personal favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyVIm0cwUKs
Shades of Portland ca. 1970 :lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 03:42:08 AM
This is perfect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-fyB87Y
That is . . . holy shit. I, for one, look forward to the day when Decepticons take over the music industry.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2013, 06:58:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 03:42:08 AM
This is perfect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-fyB87Y
That is . . . holy shit. I, for one, look forward to the day when Decepticons take over the music industry.
I feel like it really captured and amplified the spirit of the original.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2013, 06:58:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 03:42:08 AM
This is perfect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-fyB87Y
That is . . . holy shit. I, for one, look forward to the day when Decepticons take over the music industry.
I feel like it really captured and amplified the spirit of the original.
It absolutely captured and amplified the WTF THIS IS CREEPY factor.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 04:39:47 AM
My personal favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyVIm0cwUKs
Shades of Portland ca. 1970 :lulz:
Damn you, that physically hurt me from laughing.
The meme grows legs.
http://observer.com/2013/12/the-daily-show-calls-out-news-outlets-for-not-covering-blackstone-deal-video/
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
http://rare.us/story/rare-rant-miley-cyrus-wrecking-ball-ornaments-are-ruining-christmas/
(http://coxrare.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/miley-ornament.jpg?w=480&h=640)
(http://coxrare.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/miley-ornament-2.jpg?w=480&h=640)
Oh, man. I'm going to a christmas party this weekend. I'm going to have to do this.
Quote from: Telarus on December 06, 2013, 06:58:04 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
http://rare.us/story/rare-rant-miley-cyrus-wrecking-ball-ornaments-are-ruining-christmas/
(http://coxrare.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/miley-ornament.jpg?w=480&h=640)
(http://coxrare.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/miley-ornament-2.jpg?w=480&h=640)
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2013, 01:16:02 PM
Oh, man. I'm going to a christmas party this weekend. I'm going to have to do this.
DO EEEETTT!
That's AWESOME!
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 04:39:47 AM
My personal favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyVIm0cwUKs
Shades of Portland ca. 1970 :lulz:
It's the version that was meant to be!
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2013, 06:58:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 03:42:08 AM
This is perfect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-fyB87Y
That is . . . holy shit. I, for one, look forward to the day when Decepticons take over the music industry.
SO IT BEGINS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2GmE_ozLZM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2013, 06:58:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 03:42:08 AM
This is perfect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-fyB87Y
That is . . . holy shit. I, for one, look forward to the day when Decepticons take over the music industry.
I feel like it really captured and amplified the spirit of the original.
I have to agree.
Quote from: Net on December 06, 2013, 07:26:16 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2013, 06:58:35 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 03:42:08 AM
This is perfect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-fyB87Y
That is . . . holy shit. I, for one, look forward to the day when Decepticons take over the music industry.
SO IT BEGINS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2GmE_ozLZM
O.O That was awesome.