Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2007, 11:36:59 AM

Title: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2007, 11:36:59 AM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/Nazi_Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.png)

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/Nazi_Flag_of_the_United_States.png)
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 18, 2007, 12:14:36 PM
:mittens:

Loved the union jack, not sure if the ssb worked as well - something about the swasticas made it not look like the same flag or something. The UJ is fkin awesome tho - couldn't work out what was wrong for a split second but I knew it was nazi, I love that kinda subliminal first impression
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2007, 12:56:03 PM
Thanks man. The US one is obvious, but I think it needs to be.

As always, I see an opportunity to make money out of subversion:

http://www.cafepress.com/payattentionusa
http://www.cafepress.com/payattentionuk
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 18, 2007, 12:57:54 PM
****Classic Cybin U-turn alert ****

US one will probably work better on a teeshirt because it'll pass for the real deal until you get close up
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2007, 02:31:40 PM
;)

Yep.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: LMNO on May 18, 2007, 02:59:04 PM
Awesome.

And a great double-edged message, too.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Payne on May 18, 2007, 03:05:14 PM
The UK flag reminds me of a logo designing thing a friend of mine tried at school (some art thing), he wrapped the union jack design around a cube and if you looked at it from an angle, it looked like that. I don't think he did it intentionally though.

The teacher freaked out and he got teh fail.

The teacher may or may not have been a j000, i don't rightly know.

The T-shirts look good, but I reckon it works better for the american flag.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2007, 03:42:18 PM
You can download biggies at: http://www.poee.co.uk/web/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=216
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2007, 08:17:31 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/Nazi_Flag_of_Australian_Commonwealt.png)

http://www.cafepress.com/payattentionau

NOTE: We've just been banned by CafePress: http://www.poee.co.uk/web/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=217
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Cramulus on May 18, 2007, 08:18:45 PM
Quote from: synaptyx on May 18, 2007, 08:17:31 PM
NOTE: We've just been banned by CafePress: http://www.poee.co.uk/web/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=217

Banning is the most venomous form of flattery
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: LMNO on May 18, 2007, 08:22:35 PM
Questions:

1:  Did you get my BIP/GSP POEEcast?

2:  Personally, how did it feel to create all those swastika images?  I'm just wondering if the imagery started bugging you while you were working with it.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2007, 08:31:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 18, 2007, 08:22:35 PM
Questions:

1:  Did you get my BIP/GSP POEEcast?

I did, I'll get to it early next week. And thank you for keeping them coming.

Quote2:  Personally, how did it feel to create all those swastika images?  I'm just wondering if the imagery started bugging you while you were working with it.
I'm glad you asked that. I thought it went without saying, but I think I should say that I feel dirty and I'm disgusted by them, but am strangely amused by the whole thing. Also I guess my kind of funnay is just badwrong. BUT the're strongly emotive and need to be seen and understood by many more that have actually seen and understood them - that's the point. I fully appreciate why CafePress banned them, not that it will stop me crying them opressors forever more. Congratulations to the one person who managed to purchase a "YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION UK" shirt before they shut me down.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2007, 08:35:16 PM
Please, everyone feel free to print them off from the big versions at POEE and plaster them everywhere!
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Payne on May 18, 2007, 08:36:12 PM
Its a pity CafePress doesn't have a flag, so we could swastika that....

EDIT: I am an imbecile, and called them CopyPress. I think my brain is in more danger than my liver. Srsly.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 18, 2007, 08:40:17 PM
I was thinking of opening another shop with a swastika over a grab of their front page, but it's too much like effort and it'll just get banned again. ;)
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 19, 2007, 01:12:26 AM
CafeOppress have no intention of reinstating our shirts, the battle is lost, friends, but the war goes on...
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 20, 2007, 04:33:08 AM
I assume you have back-ups of all the shirt designs?

ECH,
would be willing to open a cafe press account for you
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 20, 2007, 03:46:58 PM
Oh hell yeah I've got backups. ;) I really appreciate the offer ECH, but I'm hoping to be in negotiations with a couple of shirt providers soon. Fuck CafePress, they'll just delete them as soon as they see them up there.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 20, 2007, 04:27:57 PM
A'ight then. Be sure to post a link over here when you've got a new and hopefully more reasonable supplier set up.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2007, 07:18:15 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 18, 2007, 08:18:45 PM
Quote from: synaptyx on May 18, 2007, 08:17:31 PM
NOTE: We've just been banned by CafePress: http://www.poee.co.uk/web/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=217

Banning is the most venomous form of flattery

Cafe press needs an enema.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 20, 2007, 08:50:57 PM
a Drano enema.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Lies on May 21, 2007, 05:14:40 PM
Quote from: synaptyx on May 18, 2007, 08:17:31 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/synaptyx/Nazi_Flag_of_Australian_Commonwealt.png)

http://www.cafepress.com/payattentionau

NOTE: We've just been banned by CafePress: http://www.poee.co.uk/web/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=217
I WANT THAT ONE SOOOO BADLY NOW. TOO BAD THAT EVEN IF CAFE PRESS DIDN'T CARE, I DON'T SPEND MONEY ON THE INTERNUTS CUS I WEAR TIN FOIL HAT ONLINE.
STILL WANT THOUGH.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2007, 05:20:23 PM
Click this shit (http://www.ink-uk.com/index.php/cPath/109_2118?OVRAW=inkjet%20teeshirt%20paper&OVKEY=t%20shirt%20paper&OVMTC=advanced)

product is available through traditional retail outlets
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Mangrove on May 21, 2007, 11:59:49 PM
Step 1: Create one 'Not Paying Attention Shirt'

Step 2: Send to famous musician type. (Thom Yorke of Radiohead might be a good choice given the 'not paying attention' lyric of his)

Step 3: Enjoy media furore

Step 4: Strike up a deal with whatever enterprising company that wishes to mass-market shirt in the name of 'freedom of speech'. (Of course, they're lying...they just want to print your shirt because it's cool)

Step 5: Collect large cheque(s)

Step 6: Lulz
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2007, 07:10:17 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 21, 2007, 11:59:49 PM
Step 1: Create one 'Not Paying Attention Shirt'

Step 2: Send to famous musician type. (Thom Yorke of Radiohead might be a good choice given the 'not paying attention' lyric of his)

Step 3: Enjoy media furore

Step 4: Strike up a deal with whatever enterprising company that wishes to mass-market shirt in the name of 'freedom of speech'. (Of course, they're lying...they just want to print your shirt because it's cool)

Step 5: Collect large cheque(s)

Step 6: whiskey and strippers

fixed that for ya
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 22, 2007, 04:02:40 PM
I think 'LULZ' implies 'whisky and strippers' without saying 'whisky and strippers.' ;)
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2007, 04:35:54 PM
You could be right but I prefer my strippers to be explicit rather than implicit.

Dunno about whiskey.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Mangrove on May 22, 2007, 06:20:03 PM
frickin' discordians.

you're debating over the 6th point of my list.

:lol:

Syn' - but otherwise it's a sound plan?
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2007, 06:41:45 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 22, 2007, 06:20:03 PM
frickin' discordians.

you're debating over the 6th point of my list.

:lol:

Syn' - but otherwise it's a sound plan?

Just a pariah fuckin with the ssookn m'lud
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Mangrove on May 22, 2007, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 22, 2007, 06:41:45 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 22, 2007, 06:20:03 PM
frickin' discordians.

you're debating over the 6th point of my list.

:lol:

Syn' - but otherwise it's a sound plan?

Just a pariah fuckin with the ssookn m'lud

GO TO YOUR ROOM!  :wink:
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2007, 07:12:35 PM
Okay but I'm taking my 6 with me  8)
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 24, 2007, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 22, 2007, 06:20:03 PM
frickin' discordians.

you're debating over the 6th point of my list.

:lol:

Syn' - but otherwise it's a sound plan?
Oh hell yeah. Media furore is good. ;)
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Cramulus on May 31, 2007, 09:04:48 PM
found this while hunting around for images to butcher--

(http://website.lineone.net/~ianw/ericbrown/images/dick.jpg)


--oddly enough, that's the book I'm reading right now, but with a different cover.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on June 01, 2007, 02:51:28 PM
I've got that version. :) I had always meant to rip it off, just didn't get around to it until lately.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Cramulus on June 01, 2007, 04:00:25 PM
[off topic]
Hey Syn - would you mind hosting the images for my Discordians in History article on your site? Photobucket pulled the one of the dude burning the chick lol. apparently their terms of service have something against 16th century tits.


[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 01, 2007, 04:52:05 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 31, 2007, 09:04:48 PM
found this while hunting around for images to butcher--

(http://website.lineone.net/~ianw/ericbrown/images/dick.jpg)


--oddly enough, that's the book I'm reading right now, but with a different cover.

Man. I got shafted on my cover of that book. I want the eebil flag cover! :cry:
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Triple Zero on June 01, 2007, 05:03:09 PM
somehow i get the feeling that the version with that cover isn't really being sold in the US
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: AFK on June 01, 2007, 05:15:39 PM
Yup, if you do a search on Amazon you don't see that cover at all.  A couple with "no image available" so those may have the flag motif. 
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: LMNO on June 01, 2007, 05:23:25 PM
I have a feeling sales went way down when they used that cover.
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: Triple Zero on June 01, 2007, 05:37:17 PM
i wonder even *if* they tried selling that cover on the US market.

covers are very often different on the other side of the ocean, they get changed for far less than flag-buggery
Title: Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
Post by: AFK on June 01, 2007, 05:39:03 PM
Even within the U.S. there will be variations.  For example Wal-Mart often gets special "sanitized" versions of CDs.  I remember Nirvana had to do some alterations to the In Utero album before Wal-Mart would sell it.