Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner

[LHX]

ill be in the corner thinking of a long grey scarf with pockets

[Cain]

Hah, they made me sew at school.  Or tried too.  Me and the teacher came to an understanding eventually, that I wouldnt spread gossipy little rumours and sabotage her machines so long as she didnt try to make me do something I didnt want.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Sometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.

[Toots]

Sometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.

You say that like that's a bad thing.  

[Bella]

Sometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.

Why do you think I like it so much?

[LHX]

maybe this scarf will give me superpowers

[Toots]

maybe this scarf will give me superpowers

Sadly, I doubt it. But scarves can be used as excellent choking implements. Think about THAT! Pockets also provide excellent hiding places for ninja stars.  :!:

[LHX]

maybe this scarf will give me superpowers

Sadly, I doubt it. But scarves can be used as excellent choking implements. Think about THAT! Pockets also provide excellent hiding places for ninja stars.  :!:

dear sweet heavens

i never thought i would be excited about a scarf


LHX - excited about a scarf

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Sometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.

Why do you think I like it so much?

What about if I sew hands together?

[Toots]

Sometimes I think that sewing hands are the work of the devil.

Why do you think I like it so much?

What about if I sew hands together?

I do not want to talk for She Who Lurks Beyond, but this IS a Discordian craft corner and I think we can qualify flesh sewing as a good past time. Non?

[Bella]

I do not want to talk for She Who Lurks Beyond, but this IS a Discordian craft corner and I think we can qualify flesh sewing as a good past time. Non?

But of course we can. I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Toots]

This is a great place to go if you can't figure out a certain knitting technique, it's got animated demos!

http://www.dnt-inc.com/barhtmls/knittech.html

[Bella]

That's neat! Thanks, a lot.

[Toots]

I joined MW today, still waiting for my account to be activated but I read the knitting class posts already. This tip below from the class is awesome!

Tip: Don,Äôt bother buying expensive stitch counters ,Äì bobby pins or those little elastics for braces work equally well. I place a pin/elastic every ten stitches or rows to track my progress in very complex patterns. They cost pennies and work just as well. (Plus you don,Äôt have to remember to change the number of the dial of the counter!)

I had never heard of this so with hard paterns I'd typically keep a journal and write down exactly where I was and what I was supposed to do next. As you can imagine that's a pain in the behind. This class is great!  

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

MW has all that?