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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this:


And promise me when you get your dumb ass shot you'll do it on camera. And make sure to get some blood splatter on the mask, too. It's no good for the propaganda machine if you don't get the mask bloody.

And nope in the case of a war I would be doing hit and run. The source of many problems today is that there is too much "order"/stability in the world. Get rid of it and many problems will be fixed by themselves. Fortunately trump is radical enough to not be afraid of escalating to a WW3/"Great War 2" or end up getting overthrown then starting a chain of puppet/friend powers getting overthrown when he destabilizes his country more if he wins. This time of stagnation needs to end and hopefully the pendulum swings in the other direction as much as possible when a counterbalance occurs in response to the unnaturally long period of stability.

Why the edit? Did you drop your "sovereign citizen" status? Or is that one of your state secrets? Edited spagpost was an inside job!

Editation can't melt steel beams you know.

I saw the truth,
and your cover-up.

That was terrible
and so very, truly
reptilian of you.

Utopia, table for one!

I heard Utopia translates to something like nowhere. Seems somehow fitting.

Could be wrong, but it would seem that's somewhere north of Somalia as far a Chaos Advocate can figure. 

Finished my first week at Home Depot. The people are pretty great, the only real complaints I had were that 1) because i said i had no preference for availability, i am for some reason being scheduled at the ass crack of dawn, and 2) because the store is understaffed, I am often being sent to be an associate at other other departments whether i know anything about them or not. at one point last week i was in the awkward position of being stopped every 5 minutes by customers who needed help, being unable to help them due to lack of experience or training, having to go get someone to help them, and realizing that there is no one to "get".

Very glad to hear sir!

Sometimes the key is to be the person that takes the awkward shit in stride and asks for more.  The following mantra may be helpful

Verbalize,"I am payed by the hour." *inhale through nose smoothly, exhale through mouth slowly for appx twice as long* NEVER IN FRONT OF A CUSTY OR PEER
If in front of a decent boss, only one that's earned your respect, give it some humorous tone, but it will show you can deal.

The body has a natural reflex that causes the heart to slow and muscles to relax, these in turn tend to be of health benefit and drop a bit of dopamine. You will need as much natural, endogenous dopamine as possible, so be also sincere when you smile and find something you like about the customer consciously as these add to the supply. If custy is of the asshole tribe, GRIN and imagine ways they could be better to your mind, then be extra courteous as you explain that you're not an expert, but will happily find one immediately. Assholes most often gentle down some if there's an extra witness.

Other than that ask ALL the questions like a 5 year old, cuz you're new. Don't ever get down on yourself for it, use it. You have a unique immunity for several months at least as "jobnoob". If they fire you or some shit file unemployment immediately, they may even try to hire you back or "put you on the schedule again" cuz that costs and returns them NOTHING, but if it was on shitty terms simply ignore their calls and go hunting immediately, but take your time as unemployment is meant to help you have the wherewithal to find work that you are suited to.

Just some unsolicited environmental adaptation advice from the Association for Unsolicited Advisements. Best fortune!

Also never heard of "testing out" of prison. Not in any conventional sense anyway, "El Chapo" notwithstanding.

And cake. Cake is clearly a sandwich.

One of the great secrets of my paternal cultural heritage has already hit FB and so I might as well say it here.


Lasagna is really just spaghetti flavored cake. 

Of course he likes InfoWars. Of course he does.

Yup. Nothing more to see here.

This thread really cleared up why the whole "drop the soap" joke got so elaborate so quickly. Chaos Advocate possibly has a subconscious power fixation and is probably "anti-racist" , despite apparent total ignorance, in order to seem egalitarian and acceptable to others.

I mean that's possible. What I think is really going on here is newspag be like

I'M NOT RACIST!!

Nope, I hate it because it goes against my beliefs. Anti-Racism is part of my ideological beliefs. Racism = Nazism. Fighting against it = A Sacred War. NOBODY wants to be discriminated on the basis of what looks they were born with, anybody who does is stupid so why would I?

And yet you say that "race is a social construct."  Which it may be to YOU.  To people on the pointy end of the pitchfork, it's very real indeed.  You're basically saying that all the shit that happens to them isn't real.

Right fucking on!

There is a sort of racism that is on the other end of the spectrum called "universal integration" among other things by its  detractors.

The "liberal" formula of racism is seen by many minorities to basically be an attempt to dilute the meaning of race and culture and make it all a nice homogeneous construct, the white man's nice, homogeneous construct.

Where one extreme tells you that your race and cultural heritage makes you an inferior, the other extreme tells you those things aren't really real and once you accept that you may now get on the bus. Both are horseshit and so is your "anti-racism" Chaos Advocate. You just don't see it because it seems reasonable TO YOU.

And what happens if we dismantle even the current culture? Dismantle all cultures and create a completely new one meant for all? Destroy/smash the old world, its ways and ways of thinking completely.

How would you propose to "dismantle all cultures"? Cultures are composed of people and their ways of life. Are those not then what you must seek to "destroy/smash"?

Do people not have the right to their culture in your mind? Have you managed to experience ALL cultures to the point of expertise sufficient to judge and compose a replacement that all would willingly accept? If they won't accept it would you impose your vaguely imagined, but somehow universally acceptable, replacement against their will?

I'm guessing that you're Australian from your other jabber. I'm also guessing you don't spend a lot of time with people of the remaining indigenous population. You're simply proposing what they, and uncountable other cultures, went through on an absurdly large scale. Ask them about it mate.

Also...

Current system sucks like shit and I'm especially glad its economy is going downhill, hope it collapses. Even if it means possibly becoming like Somalia.   

For real? Your rape jokes are in better taste. 


You surely don't realize it, but you're an ignorant fool and as programmed as the people you look down upon for being programed.

This thread really cleared up why the whole "drop the soap" joke got so elaborate so quickly. Chaos Advocate possibly has a subconscious power fixation and is probably "anti-racist" , despite apparent total ignorance, in order to seem egalitarian and acceptable to others.

I mean that's possible. What I think is really going on here is newspag be like

I'M NOT RACIST!!

Nope, I hate it because it goes against my beliefs. Anti-Racism is part of my ideological beliefs. Racism = Nazism. Fighting against it = A Sacred War. NOBODY wants to be discriminated on the basis of what looks they were born with, anybody who does is stupid so why would I?

And yet you say that "race is a social construct."  Which it may be to YOU.  To people on the pointy end of the pitchfork, it's very real indeed.  You're basically saying that all the shit that happens to them isn't real.

Right fucking on!

There is a sort of racism that is on the other end of the spectrum called "universal integration" among other things by its  detractors.

The "liberal" formula of racism is seen by many minorities to basically be an attempt to dilute the meaning of race and culture and make it all a nice homogeneous construct, the white man's nice, homogeneous construct.

Where one extreme tells you that your race and cultural heritage makes you an inferior, the other extreme tells you those things aren't really real and once you accept that you may now get on the bus. Both are horseshit and so is your "anti-racism" Chaos Advocate. You just don't see it because it seems reasonable TO YOU.

Ok. Did a bit of muh homework. What the hell was he doing running? Nevermind... he's probably going to burn.

you guys ever heard "Sandwich of Love" by Mentors?

Not sure, can you hum a few bars?

youtube is blocked at work so i'm not sure if this link will work . . .

It did. Definitely never heard it before.

Your humming sounds an awful lot like a guitar intro.
I'll stop being an ass now.

Aaand we have out first official Republican flounce, complete with butthurt insults from the flouncer and passive-aggressive compliments from the troll.

Goodbye Gov. Perry

Well, he's going to jail, so I imagine he wants to spend more time with his accountant.

Oh boy. Is he under investigation? I just didn't catch anything about it.

Aaand we have out first official Republican flounce, complete with butthurt insults from the flouncer and passive-aggressive compliments from the troll.

Goodbye Gov. Perry

you guys ever heard "Sandwich of Love" by Mentors?

Not sure, can you hum a few bars?

I'm not sure if "hand held" really works as a criteria, since it's a contextual property rather than inherent property of a sandwich. A burrito isn't reay a sandwich but can be hand held, and if you're weird you could eat a sandwich with fork and knife.

A burrito isn't a sandwich because it isn't two matching things with at least one different thing in the middle. It's one thing wrapped around at least one other thing.

So would this make a stuffed pork chop a form of burrito?

I always thought sandwich was an action and we called the food sandwiches that because they showed the action.

Look up Earl of Sandwich. For real.