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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: February 11, 2017, 11:07:30 pm »
Don'the start this shit again. Mine was blood oranges and whoops they are in season again
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: White Nationalist/Neo-Nazi Recruitment Rally
« on: February 10, 2017, 02:11:38 pm »
Do you have local antifa in your area?
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 06, 2017, 09:59:10 pm »
I came back
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Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: February 27, 2016, 07:41:29 pm »
I ate 18 sanguinello blood oranges. Apparently you need bigger oranges to induce intestinal distress. I have notoriously irritable bowels as well.
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: Tough on bars, tough on the causes of bars
« on: February 25, 2016, 08:06:45 am »
Massive hugs from me, Nigel.
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:58:08 pm »
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Discordian Recipes / Re: Drinkin fancy
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:05:58 pm »
i'm still angry about the whiskey sour with fucking Jamison's in it. 
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
« on: February 03, 2015, 09:43:31 pm »
i got my disability awarded, and the govt now owes me 900+ quid
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:03:16 pm »My dad's wife died.
I'm sorry, Pixie.
Our relationship was contentious. I am weirdly ambivalent and also worried about my dad. he does not emotion well, and will soon have a lot of time on his hands- all triggers for him being an angry asshat.
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
« on: January 29, 2015, 09:43:52 pm »
My dad's wife died.
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
« on: January 29, 2015, 12:19:05 am »
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:20:42 pm »Wait. Is it that time again ALREADY?
Yanno, where suddenly someone is saying - or is said to be saying - that a portion of the population doesn't exist (ie, bisexuals), and because someone on Facebook or tumblr or Twitter or something said it, then it can be assumed that Nigel (and most other people on this board) suddenly ALSO think that this is the case?
Walking in here and saying you're bisexual is like saying you're left-handed. This IS in fact the one place where equality has been achieved, because nobody cares how anyone is oriented.
I think that at least half the board has mentioned being bi. We just don't walk about it much because, as you mentioned, nobody gives a fuck. And nobody wants to hear the grotty details of anyone's sex life.
Not true.
Well, at least nobody wants to hear the grotty details of my sex life. Trust me... you may think you do, but you don't.
Do nevar ask about Dark Empresses sexytiems:- traumatised yet sligtly aroused isn't a state of mind for anyone.