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Title: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 03:17:52 PM
saw this on a car today while driving to work.....http://www.saltlakecityjuggalos.com/

and all these juggalo stickers all over the car. Never had a wanted a RPG more in my life at that moment.

i clicked on the website, and of course its horrible.

(if you like icp, don't bother trying to argue with me on the subject of them "not sucking" to you, i will not budge on this manner, ever.)
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Triple Zero on February 19, 2010, 03:22:04 PM
HEY FUCK YOU ICP IS COOL YO

IN FACT

ICP IS SO COOL, THEY EVEN HAVE ICY PEE
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 03:23:08 PM
000 dont make me laugh so much!  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 03:24:31 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 03:17:52 PM
saw this on a car today while driving to work.....http://www.saltlakecityjuggalos.com/

and all these juggalo stickers all over the car. Never had a wanted a RPG more in my life at that moment.

i clicked on the website, and of course its horrible.

(if you like icp, don't bother trying to argue with me on the subject of them "not sucking" to you, i will not budge on this manner, ever.)

From their homepage:

QuoteDUE TO LACK OF SUBMITIONS FOR THE "SHOW YOUR JUGGALO PRIDE" CONTEST...

:lulz:
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Richter on February 19, 2010, 03:41:35 PM
A few juggalos used to come to fencing practice.  The clown motif on their face masks REALLY makes me want to stab them. 

They are decent, workable humanity otherwise, and fun to fight.  The one with the recently acquired weed problem needs a good old fashioned boot though.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 03:44:41 PM
STAB THEM!!!!!!!

Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Richter on February 19, 2010, 04:33:02 PM
Oh I do. 

I need to go off yelling "WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING HATCHET NOW?"
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Suu on February 19, 2010, 04:40:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 19, 2010, 03:41:35 PM
A few juggalos used to come to fencing practice.  The clown motif on their face masks REALLY makes me want to stab them. 

They are decent, workable humanity otherwise, and fun to fight.  The one with the recently acquired weed problem needs a good old fashioned boot though.


Yeah um...we need to take care of him. He gave me an attitude last week and Ly (the non-smoking juggalo) and I just shook our heads. I wanted to go, "Where's Edleg and what has the pot done to him?" But I refrained.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Richter on February 19, 2010, 04:51:15 PM
Fucking uncalled for.  You've practiced and hung out with him, he shouldn't pull that.

Enzo may be right, he doesn't realize he's got a problem, and it's only going to hit home when he hits bottom.  I'd rather he doesn't have to get that deep into the shit, though. 
His sister been around at all? I'm getting the vibe this is spilling voer to her to, what do you think?   
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Suu on February 19, 2010, 06:00:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 19, 2010, 04:51:15 PM
Fucking uncalled for.  You've practiced and hung out with him, he shouldn't pull that.

Enzo may be right, he doesn't realize he's got a problem, and it's only going to hit home when he hits bottom.  I'd rather he doesn't have to get that deep into the shit, though. 
His sister been around at all? I'm getting the vibe this is spilling voer to her to, what do you think?   

Yeah, she's just as bad. She actually went to Enzo and went, "Yeah I know Edleg has a problem and we should have an intervention, but I don't want to quit smoking myself."

So Enzo went, "Then you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."

He's already gotten arrested for possession in Tiverton. Yes, Tiverton, not Fall River. If he get's caught in RI again he's fucked, because he was carrying way more than an ounce, which means that he was dealing, and there's no way in Hell RI is going to hand him over to MA to get a slap on the wrist for that.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Richter on February 19, 2010, 06:54:25 PM
Dope trumps her brother getting his shit back together.  Lovely.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Suu on February 19, 2010, 06:59:15 PM
I know that Brian and his brother probably smoke too, but they seem to be less of a problem. I just didn't like Edleg's attitude change, especially after Tracie left him, for, you guessed it, excessive drug use. He was stoned off his gourd most of the time at Pennsic.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Mork on February 19, 2010, 08:33:31 PM
I think some of my brain cells died while looking through that website. SHOW YOUR JUGGALO PRIDE!  8)
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: notathing on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 08:53:09 PM
i want holes that lead straight to hell to open up beneath them.  :evilmad: :evil:
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 08:53:09 PM
i want holes that lead straight to hell to open up beneath them.  :evilmad: :evil:

I reserve that sort of thing for assholes that actually affect me.

Calvinists, for example.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Richter on February 19, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Same look you see on pigs.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 08:53:09 PM
i want holes that lead straight to hell to open up beneath them.  :evilmad: :evil:

I reserve that sort of thing for assholes that actually affect me.

Calvinists, for example.

Ever just DANGLE a Calvinsit over one of those holes?  They get embarassingly aroused.  it explained a lot, when I observed this effect.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:19:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 19, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Same look you see on pigs.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 08:53:09 PM
i want holes that lead straight to hell to open up beneath them.  :evilmad: :evil:

I reserve that sort of thing for assholes that actually affect me.

Calvinists, for example.

Ever just DANGLE a Calvinsit over one of those holes?  They get embarassingly aroused.  it explained a lot, when I observed this effect.

No, but I have attempted to get them to stroke out, at town meetings.   :lulz:
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Richter on February 19, 2010, 09:21:39 PM
What do they expect, asking to get handled by an angry God?
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:24:37 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:24:37 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup. 

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though. 
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:27:15 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:24:37 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup. 

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though. 

How old is she now???

And a juggalo?  :x
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:39:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:27:15 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:24:37 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup.  

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though.  

How old is she now???

And a juggalo?  :x

16, almost 17.

And yeah, a juggalo. :(

My kid met him and she says he seems like a nice, although shy, guy.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:42:12 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:39:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:27:15 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:24:37 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup. 

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though. 

How old is she now???

And a juggalo?  :x

16, almost 17.

And yeah, a juggalo. :(

TOO YOUNG TO BE ENGAGED.

:crankey:
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:42:12 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:39:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:27:15 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:24:37 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup. 

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though. 

How old is she now???

And a juggalo?  :x

16, almost 17.

And yeah, a juggalo. :(

TOO YOUNG TO BE ENGAGED.

:crankey:

Yup
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:45:23 PM
Jebus.

Well, if he's a nice guy, that counts for a lot.

But what the hell is the hurry?
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Dimocritus on February 19, 2010, 10:29:26 PM
Juggalo's are the worlds worst kind of people, and they need to be eradicated for their own good and for the good of others. An old friend of mine's little sister got a bottle smashed in her face by a juggalo just recently while she was sitting in her car minding her own business, and it was no accident. Any type of person that will purposely assault a girl, or anyone for that matter, with a deadly weapon, unprovoked should receive the same treatment in return.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2010, 10:31:46 PM
Quote from: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 19, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


Wow.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2010, 10:40:39 PM
I pointed out some Juggalos to my friends a couple months ago at a bar in St. John's. They had been previously unaware.
Title: Re: juggalos....shuddder
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 20, 2010, 03:03:44 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 19, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 08:53:09 PM
i want holes that lead straight to hell to open up beneath them.  :evilmad: :evil:

I reserve that sort of thing for assholes that actually affect me.

Calvinists, for example.

Ever just DANGLE a Calvinsit over one of those holes?  They get embarassingly aroused.  it explained a lot, when I observed this effect.
:spittake: