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Cramulus: Well, that put a major record scratch in this discussion, eh? Hee hee hee, you're a funny guy...

Actually, it IS the same class of discussion. It's just crap from the guys who don't want to accept that we spent time in the womb as females until that shot of progesterone came through...

But we didn't spend time in the womb as females. There's a split in the pathway, before sexual differentiation you can't really call the embryo male or female (aside from genetically). It's not that female parts turn into male parts, it's that precursor parts turn into male parts or female parts.

Also, I agree with Badge (and everybody who agrees with her).

Okay, now I'm scared. Was I the only one who was about the image?

Me and person I like would team up on person I don't like and feast on delicious human flesh.

Maybe this boring midwest thing does have its advantages.

Personally, I don't think this "adult" thing is all that great in the first place.

It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

No, no, no, the taxonomists are part of the gay agenda, making it so that everybody is homo.

This is the true symbol of Discordians.

 

Hawk, he has a crush on you.

(just so it's still here if he changes it)

How graceless and churlish do you get? Even when someone pays you a compliment,  you still insist on being a Cocknose!  Which would be fine, if you were a little more entertaining, or had even one redeeming character trait.  But you don't.  Even you must admit  there is something about you that makes you eminently unlikeable.  (Don't pretend you haven't noticed) If that was me, I'd get it straightened out. You seem to be deliberately making yourself worse.

I'm  not having a dig at you here,  (And I'm trying really hard not to) I I'm just astounded by your general disposition.  I'm almost curious as to whether you have this effect on people in real life. Were you Bullied relentlessly at school or something? Because if you were,  you have to step back and let it go dude! None of us were even there!

Mind you, saying that, if you were at my school I'd would have personally Bullied the fuck out of you.  Good job I'm not like that anymore.  But you seem to invite people to dislike you. I dunno, even your Avatar makes me want to do violence. Maybe your Mother never slapped your legs hard enough when you were a child.  Or something.               
FYI That's the order of response you'll have (from me, at least) until you just fucking belt up!  Sad, puzzled,shocked, anger, contempt, derision, then more derision.  Jus sayin, is all. Don't take it personally, I'm only trying to help.
 

Thanks for explaining. You seem to be interested in my real life. I understand that you would like to get to know me better, this urge is natural. But it just wouldn't work out between the two of us. If you want to learn more about people's real lifes, you might want to look for people in real life. No wait, you'll also find enough people on PD who prostitute their private data all over the internet. Have fun.

Oh, and: By making notes about my mother you just entered a new level of rant. So your mother is called Kurt and she's the strongest in prison.
Thank you. 

My crazy to English translator is broken, translate please.
NSFW

I'm NEVER buying gas from them again, or Exxon/Mobil.

You won't need to. Just head down the beach with a bucket. Quit complaining 

In the United States, our cars run on refined gasoline, not crude oil and fish batter like they do in the UK. 

Crude oil and fish batter sounds more like something we would eat.

Also, fuck you, his voice is now in my head. 

I hate you all.

I'm pretty sure the dude never spoke in Vice City. Seemed to make it more better somehow.

Um, no, he spoke a lot.

FUCK WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Maybe a little bit long. How about

FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!

Or even,

FUCK! BUMPER STICKERS!

I prefer
FUCK!

Or, an image of a pterodactyl carrying the word "FUCK!"

?

I like it

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