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#1
Or Kill Me / In response to certain "event" (pun intended)
September 10, 2011, 03:22:01 PM
How am I a greyface? An example Greyface behavior is forcing people into your way, and when they try to leave, you shun them. As you have done. Greyface behavior is thinking that your silly little ritualistic sheep games are going to change the world, when at best, all you're doing is pissing people off. You are no better than those cubicle jockeys that perform mindless tasks for barely comprehenible corporations.
Your activities list anarchy. How naive. You are not an anarchist, you are a democrat; you go with what the rest of the sheep think is cool. Try doing something on your own, at your own urging for once. Try understanding that you aren't the only non-cabbage around, if indeed you aren't a cabbage. Then pick up that greyface pin you're trying to stick on me; you'll have a better use for it at that point.

Tl;dr version (I know you have better thing to do) find yourself, or fuck yourself.
#2
GASM Command / Colbertgasm: superpac edition
July 31, 2011, 02:47:59 AM
I know that this is short notice, but Stephen Colbert announced that he wants his superpac to stand for something, and he wants his fans to decide. Shall we try to sway the vote towards something discordy? Some ideas are:

SCIENCE! (thanks, Nigel!)
The strange times
The bavarian illuminati
De-immanentizing the Eschaton

There's a big yellow button to leave suggestions here:
Www.colbertsuperpac.com

Who's game?
#3
Discordian Recipes / Fungi stuffed portabellas.
January 03, 2011, 02:38:17 AM


Fungi stuffed mushrooms, bizniches!

2 cups spinach, lightly packed
1 cup sun-dried tomatoes
1/2 cup crimini mushrooms
...(tharr be more)1/2 cup shiitake mushrooms
8 oz. gorgonzola
4 portabella mushrooms
Some cooking oil (we used canola).

Chop up everything except the portabellas and gorgonzola. And the oil. Don't chop that up either. Lightly stir fry the chopped ingredients in the oil. Put inside the portabellas. Put the gorgonzola on top. Put the monstrous mushroom awesomeness in the oven at 350 F until the gorgonzola browns LIGHTLY. Eat.

DON'T throw away the juice! Use it for the rice or whatever else you're cooking this with! (we made rosemary flavored rice).

With better preparation, we would have used olive oil instead of canola. We also would have thrown some oyster mushrooms in the mix (1/3 cup of each shroom). Putting rice under the stuffing mix also was good.
#4
High Weirdness / UVB-76 Strangeness
December 29, 2010, 12:53:44 PM
So yesterday (Dec. 28), a friend of mine was playing with some short wave stuff. He ended up scanning the UVB-76 frequency, details here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76


What it normally sounds like is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX3Q6vLsaOQ&feature=related


What my friend got is here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/tristanhearn#p/a/u/0/27K_JoTh5Lo
#6
GASM Command / FoursquareGasm
September 25, 2010, 04:13:56 AM
As an example:



The idea behind this one is to add strange places to Foursquare. I did this one right next to a bar.

How to do it (there may be a better way):
1) Get a Foursquare account. Bullshit info seems to be acceptable.
2) go to "Add Things" at the top. It says "ADD TIP...or add new venue?"
3) Click "add new venue"
4) I use google maps to find gps coordinates near the location; the coordinates are used in place of the address.
5) Fill out the rest of the info as you see fit.
6) Make sure the "push pin" is in the right spot.
7) save, tag, etc. to your liking.
8) Hope something funny happens.
#7
GASM Command / FoursquareGasm
September 25, 2010, 04:13:33 AM
As an example:



The idea behind this one is to add strange places to Foursquare. I did this one right next to a bar.

How to do it (there may be a better way):
1) Get a Foursquare account. Bullshit info seems to be acceptable.
2) go to "Add Things" at the top. It says "ADD TIP...or add new venue?"
3) Click "add new venue"
4) I use google maps to find gps coordinates near the location; the coordinates are used in place of the address.
5) Fill out the rest of the info as you see fit.
6) Make sure the "push pin" is in the right spot.
7) save, tag, etc. to your liking.
8) Hope something funny happens.
#8
Discordian Recipes / Sushi
August 21, 2010, 08:55:37 PM


Trying my hand at making maki rolls. Fillings include combinations of tofu, mild cheese, green peppers, onions, and carrots.
#9
Techmology and Scientism / Ham Radio Thread
June 05, 2010, 07:00:27 PM
I've been seeing some bits flying around these forums about ham radio, and have come to some realizations:

1) I don't know shit about it (sorry about having nothing useful yet to say about it, I literally just started getting interested a couple of days ago!), but some of you seem to, and I've liked what you've said so far.
2) It could be a fun new avenue for us (or a group of us, whatever) to explore.
3) Could be good for some sort of shenanigans, although I don't know enough about the transmission regulations yet to gauge what "goes to far."

And most importantly,

4) I couldn't find a centralized thread on this forum about the subject, so perhaps this could be that thread.
#10
Propaganda Depository / Cover Your Cough
November 11, 2009, 04:52:43 AM
I discovered this poster in a bathroom today:
hxxp://www.nyrealestatelawblog.com/cough.jpg

And so decided to "improve" it a bit:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22393132/00000pdf-Snot-Poster-Finished
#12
GASM Command / IHC Gasm
August 27, 2009, 03:30:26 AM
hxxp://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/

They seem to want to try to continue the human race after the coming cataclysm in 2012 and ensure that some form of government or whatever exists afterward. Or some shit like that.

Perhaps we should form a rival organization with similar yet opposing goals? Or simply just shit all over their forums if they have any?

The first idea seems the better one to me, and I will start the ball rolling on that (or at least brainstorming) tomorrow.
#13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc

This pistol shrimp shoots superheated bubbles to kill it's prey, proving once more that nature kicks ass.
#14
Literate Chaotic / Monkeysphere
July 18, 2009, 04:18:38 AM
http://www.cracked.com/article_14990_what-monkeysphere.html

In a nutshell, the idea is that we may be limited in the number of humans we are able consider to be "people", in a sense. The article elaborates on this as a possible explanation of why we have double standards when dealing with people outside of this limited group, or monkeysphere.
#15
Bring and Brag / Annus Discordia 3175
December 23, 2008, 05:57:19 PM
Just a little calendar I've whipped up, featuring art from some of you guys.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/ddnkojyk4mi/AnnusDiscordia3175.pdf

Print, copy, share, sell, but above all, enjoy!
#16
Principia Discussion / Dumb question about SSOOKN...
November 14, 2008, 01:36:55 AM
WTF does it stand for? Couldn't find anything through my usual methods of going ape-shit with the searches.
#17
Propaganda Depository / Do you like anole?
November 09, 2008, 01:03:11 AM
#18
Propaganda Depository / VIOLATORS WILL BE FISTED!
November 08, 2008, 01:23:15 PM