My computer is better than you all....
10. It doesnt talk back and make stupid assinine comments completely Irrellovent to the current thread/conversation/situation at hand.
9. When I introduce a new "element" (IE piece of hardware/software/person/animal/feeling) to my computer it accepts it, if at first it doesnt accept the new element I can usually bludgeon it into accepting what ever i am currently trying to introduce.
8. If bludgeoning doesnt work, i can usually throw money into my computer to get it back where I want it to be.
7. My computer has a nice low humming noise that covers up the constant ringing in my ears from to many years of listening to people yelling and screaming about whats right/wrong/good/evil/Republican/Democrat/Liberal/Conservative/Gays/Breeders/Kink/depraved/inhumane/and any other topic of conversation where one person will not tolerate another persons views, beliefs, ideas what ever. That and a few to many "Rock Concerts"
6. I can listen to what ever music I want on my computer, it cant tell me that this music is to loud,old,shitty,trendy,underground,satanic
5. I can turn my computer off and ignore it for days on end and when i come back to it, I find that it is exactly how i left it and it still does what I want it to do.
4. I can drink as much beer, smoke as much weed, and look at as much porn as i want on my computer and it doesnt care or judge me, and if it does?
3. I can wipe its memory clean, and start over from scratch in less than 24 hours.
2. It keeps me sane, and when im feeling angry i can use it to kill idiots all over the world in any number of online games.
1. When my computer really pisses me off i can take it out into the woods, and put about 300 rounds of various differant types of ammunition both small and Large into it and there isnt a Bob damned thing that you or anyone else can do about it.
10. It doesnt talk back and make stupid assinine comments completely Irrellovent to the current thread/conversation/situation at hand.
9. When I introduce a new "element" (IE piece of hardware/software/person/animal/feeling) to my computer it accepts it, if at first it doesnt accept the new element I can usually bludgeon it into accepting what ever i am currently trying to introduce.
8. If bludgeoning doesnt work, i can usually throw money into my computer to get it back where I want it to be.
7. My computer has a nice low humming noise that covers up the constant ringing in my ears from to many years of listening to people yelling and screaming about whats right/wrong/good/evil/Republican/Democrat/Liberal/Conservative/Gays/Breeders/Kink/depraved/inhumane/and any other topic of conversation where one person will not tolerate another persons views, beliefs, ideas what ever. That and a few to many "Rock Concerts"
6. I can listen to what ever music I want on my computer, it cant tell me that this music is to loud,old,shitty,trendy,underground,satanic
5. I can turn my computer off and ignore it for days on end and when i come back to it, I find that it is exactly how i left it and it still does what I want it to do.
4. I can drink as much beer, smoke as much weed, and look at as much porn as i want on my computer and it doesnt care or judge me, and if it does?
3. I can wipe its memory clean, and start over from scratch in less than 24 hours.
2. It keeps me sane, and when im feeling angry i can use it to kill idiots all over the world in any number of online games.
1. When my computer really pisses me off i can take it out into the woods, and put about 300 rounds of various differant types of ammunition both small and Large into it and there isnt a Bob damned thing that you or anyone else can do about it.