I thought I would raise the level of discussion on this board and talk about how much I like boobs.
Does my fondness for boobs, and my proud statement to such effect, make me anti-woman, or anti-feminist, just plain crude or does it just mean I'm not an ass man?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The Commander
Does my fondness for boobs, and my proud statement to such effect, make me anti-woman, or anti-feminist, just plain crude or does it just mean I'm not an ass man?
I believe the answer to that question depends both on
why you like boobs, as well as what kind of boobs you prefer.
prolly not
there are two kinds of boobs according to The American Heritage Dictionary
1. a stupid or foolish person, dolt
2. a woman's breast
There is also Booboisie - a class of people composed of the stupid and gullible
I like boobs, too.....but probably not in the same manner as the Commander.
It's just that I'm sort of attached to mine, if you know what I mean. :mrgreen:
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
whats the best thing about boobies?!?!?
BOOBIES!!!
I like mine just fine, and others as well
does that make me anti-women as well?
Ohh how Ide love to be antiwomen, would I dissapear inna puff of logic then?
or just wink out of exsistance
Quote from: MalaulI like mine just fine, and others as well
does that make me anti-women as well?
Ohh how Ide love to be antiwomen, would I dissapear inna puff of logic then?
or just wink out of exsistance
::winks at malaul::
boobs and asses are both foolish people and parts of the female body that may be admired by numerous individuals
Quote from: Donkeyotayboobs and asses are both foolish people and parts of the female body that may be admired by numerous individuals
you are anti woman aren't you?!?!?
Quoteyou are anti woman aren't you?!?!?
Nope, but I am Anti-Movement!
::pies boobs::
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: MalaulI like mine just fine, and others as well
does that make me anti-women as well?
Ohh how Ide love to be antiwomen, would I dissapear inna puff of logic then?
or just wink out of exsistance
::winks at malaul::
^^winks back^^
did somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
You still had eyebrows!
that pics OLDDDDDDDDD
like 5 years now, and only like 2 inches of that brows was real...
but it was theonly one I could find with boobs in it...
I think I deleted the rest...
*pies Malaul*
That is not a picture of boobs...that is a picture of cleavage...which I like almost as much.
Danke shoen!
I pride myself on bein pro-woman and pro-womens empowerment. Yet at the same time I love boobs. Should I be having an identity crises over this? Am I objectifying women? I've never quite understood the meaning of "objectification". Perhaps because it has more than three sylables.
Could someone explain it to me?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The CommanderThat is not a picture of boobs...that is a picture of cleavage...which I like almost as much.
Danke shoen!
I pride myself on bein pro-woman and pro-womens empowerment. Yet at the same time I love boobs. Should I be having an identity crises over this? Am I objectifying women? I've never quite understood the meaning of "objectification". Perhaps because it has more than three sylables.
Could someone explain it to me?
The Commander
DIA
Yeah. You are pro-boob. Nuff said.
(http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2000/pvp20001024.gif)
One can like boobs and the people who possess said boobs. Just don't admit it to your primary boob supplier.
Okay, NOW I sound anti-woman. It's hard not to :?
I'm not...honest!
That would be me who's definately NOT anti-woman in the above post...honest, guv'!
Hey, speaking of which I heard this evil joke last week that went
"Why do women fake their orgasms?"
Because they think that men care.
Quote from: Malauldid somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
*Stares at picture* You have a nice pair of... uhm,
eyes, yes, that's it,
eyes.
Uh, anyway, I like boobs. I'm pretty sure I'm not anti-woman or anti-feminist... I just like boobs. Is that such a bad thing?
Quote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: Malauldid somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
*Stares at picture* You have a nice pair of... uhm, eyes, yes, that's it, eyes.
Uh, anyway, I like boobs. I'm pretty sure I'm not anti-woman or anti-feminist... I just like boobs. Is that such a bad thing?
No. It's not a bad thing. It's just a boob-thing.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCNo. It's not a bad thing. It's just a boob-thing.
Boob-things are good things.
Quote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: Malauldid somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
*Stares at picture* You have a nice pair of... uhm, eyes, yes, that's it, eyes.
Uh, anyway, I like boobs. I'm pretty sure I'm not anti-woman or anti-feminist... I just like boobs. Is that such a bad thing?
The majority of feminists take the female role to the victorian extreme that women are sensitive and delicate creatures who should be treated just so and prevented from being anything else. If you've ever read the graffiti on the walls of female toilets you will know that this is in no way true.
I find it oddly sickening (and a very uncomfortable issue) when people talk about violence against women. I really don't feel there's any problem with a man and a woman going 13 rounds in a boxing ring (or any other type of arena) and while I do think that there is something wrong with attacking people who have no wish in fighting, I think it's more sexist to say that a woman (because of her gender) is to be afforded special treatment in the combat stakes.
While there certainly differences between men and women in terms of build and weight, that is no reason to say that they are incapable of conducting themselves well in a fight. Funnily enough, that's gender equality.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: Malauldid somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
*Stares at picture* You have a nice pair of... uhm, eyes, yes, that's it, eyes.
Uh, anyway, I like boobs. I'm pretty sure I'm not anti-woman or anti-feminist... I just like boobs. Is that such a bad thing?
The majority of feminists take the female role to the victorian extreme that women are sensitive and delicate creatures who should be treated just so and prevented from being anything else. If you've ever read the graffiti on the walls of female toilets you will know that this is in no way true.
I find it oddly sickening (and a very uncomfortable issue) when people talk about violence against women. I really don't feel there's any problem with a man and a woman going 13 rounds in a boxing ring (or any other type of arena) and while I do think that there is something wrong with attacking people who have no wish in fighting, I think it's more sexist to say that a woman (because of her gender) is to be afforded special treatment in the combat stakes.
While there certainly differences between men and women in terms of build and weight, that is no reason to say that they are incapable of conducting themselves well in a fight. Funnily enough, that's gender equality.
Trollax, what does that have to do with boobs?
Yeah, I didn't get the connection, either.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDIf you've ever read the graffiti on the walls of female toilets you will know that this is in no way true.
I write the graffiti on the walls of women's restrooms. I carry a Sharpie specifically for this purpose. No lie.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: Malauldid somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
*Stares at picture* You have a nice pair of... uhm, eyes, yes, that's it, eyes.
Uh, anyway, I like boobs. I'm pretty sure I'm not anti-woman or anti-feminist... I just like boobs. Is that such a bad thing?
The majority of feminists take the female role to the victorian extreme that women are sensitive and delicate creatures who should be treated just so and prevented from being anything else. If you've ever read the graffiti on the walls of female toilets you will know that this is in no way true.
I find it oddly sickening (and a very uncomfortable issue) when people talk about violence against women. I really don't feel there's any problem with a man and a woman going 13 rounds in a boxing ring (or any other type of arena) and while I do think that there is something wrong with attacking people who have no wish in fighting, I think it's more sexist to say that a woman (because of her gender) is to be afforded special treatment in the combat stakes.
While there certainly differences between men and women in terms of build and weight, that is no reason to say that they are incapable of conducting themselves well in a fight. Funnily enough, that's gender equality.
Trollax, what does that have to do with boobs?
EVERYTHING!Boobs = fun
saying that = bad
boobs ≠ bad
Not saying (boobs = fun) = Problem
Problem = sexual repression
Sexual repression = outdated values and atitudes surrounding gender.
Quote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDIf you've ever read the graffiti on the walls of female toilets you will know that this is in no way true.
I write the graffiti on the walls of women's restrooms. I carry a Sharpie specifically for this purpose. No lie.
That seems like the type of thing you would do.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDIf you've ever read the graffiti on the walls of female toilets you will know that this is in no way true.
I write the graffiti on the walls of women's restrooms. I carry a Sharpie specifically for this purpose. No lie.
That seems like the type of thing you would do.
Really? Why?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: Malauldid somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
*Stares at picture* You have a nice pair of... uhm, eyes, yes, that's it, eyes.
Uh, anyway, I like boobs. I'm pretty sure I'm not anti-woman or anti-feminist... I just like boobs. Is that such a bad thing?
The majority of feminists take the female role to the victorian extreme that women are sensitive and delicate creatures who should be treated just so and prevented from being anything else. If you've ever read the graffiti on the walls of female toilets you will know that this is in no way true.
I find it oddly sickening (and a very uncomfortable issue) when people talk about violence against women. I really don't feel there's any problem with a man and a woman going 13 rounds in a boxing ring (or any other type of arena) and while I do think that there is something wrong with attacking people who have no wish in fighting, I think it's more sexist to say that a woman (because of her gender) is to be afforded special treatment in the combat stakes.
While there certainly differences between men and women in terms of build and weight, that is no reason to say that they are incapable of conducting themselves well in a fight. Funnily enough, that's gender equality.
I used to work in a battered woman's shelter and I find this statement kind of shocking. I'm a feminist and while I believe that women are capable of accomplishing almost anything in life, I don't believe they are, in general, physically as strong as men. If you had seen the damage I have, you might feel differently. I've seen women with their noses smashed off to one side of their faces, women with their teeth broken off, their throats slashed open, and even some who had been set on fire.
This is not to say that any victim of physical violence should be afforded more protection than any other......but.....most of the time the victims I've seen are women and the perpetrators are men. And believe me, I've read a lot of crime reports. Violence has nothing to do with the graffiti on the walls of women's bathrooms and whether or not women are delicate flowers. It has to do with power and control and societal attitudes.
To the Commander: Liking boobs in no way makes you anti-woman.
It means you are an admirer of women.
Quote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: Malauldid somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
*Stares at picture* You have a nice pair of... uhm, eyes, yes, that's it, eyes.
Uh, anyway, I like boobs. I'm pretty sure I'm not anti-woman or anti-feminist... I just like boobs. Is that such a bad thing?
nope, I like to look at boobs
boobs = fun
Quote from: illusionI used to work in a battered woman's shelter and I find this statement kind of shocking. I'm a feminist and while I believe that women are capable of accomplishing almost anything in life, I don't believe they are, in general, physically as strong as men. If you had seen the damage I have, you might feel differently. I've seen women with their noses smashed off to one side of their faces, women with their teeth broken off, their throats slashed open, and even some who had been set on fire.
This is not to say that any victim of physical violence should be afforded more protection than any other......but.....most of the time the victims I've seen are women and the perpetrators are men. And believe me, I've read a lot of crime reports. Violence has nothing to do with the graffiti on the walls of women's bathrooms and whether or not women are delicate flowers. It has to do with power and control and societal attitudes.
I don't disagree with what you are saying Illusion, and I think that the shitheads who bully women are rightly deserving of being used as a golf ball for 18 holes. Like you said, power, contrtol and social attitudes. That's what I'd like to address, on boobs, and on fighting. I don't know, I do feel somehow that this issue of delicacy can encourage those assholes too. I mean you always think twice about beating up someone who may well just get out of the hospital and come looking for you.
Unless I'm digging myself into a deeper hole...
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: Malauldid somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
*Stares at picture* You have a nice pair of... uhm, eyes, yes, that's it, eyes.
Uh, anyway, I like boobs. I'm pretty sure I'm not anti-woman or anti-feminist... I just like boobs. Is that such a bad thing?
nope, I like to look at boobs
boobs = fun
You know what I like to do with boobs?
^^pokes YOURS boob before you can do it to her^^
:lol:
You are digging it a bit deeper, yes.
The feminists in this town offer free self-defense classes to women and girls. We go into the public school system and teach little kids to say no and to stick up for themselves. We teach women how to dress in order to look powerful and keep themselves safe. So I kinda resent the fact that we're perceived as encouraging a victim mentality in women. We also go into the jails and teach anger management to men and women alike.
Other than that, you made it a bit better.
Quote from: illusionYou are digging it a bit deeper, yes.
The feminists in this town offer free self-defense classes to women and girls. We go into the public school system and teach little kids to say no and to stick up for themselves. We teach women how to dress in order to look powerful and keep themselves safe. So I kinda resent the fact that we're perceived as encouraging a victim mentality in women. We also go into the jails and teach anger management to men and women alike.
Other than that, you made it a bit better.
RAAAAAAAAh!
Let's go burn some batterers!
Quote from: illusionYou are digging it a bit deeper, yes.
The feminists in this town offer free self-defense classes to women and girls. We go into the public school system and teach little kids to say no and to stick up for themselves. We teach women how to dress in order to look powerful and keep themselves safe. So I kinda resent the fact that we're perceived as encouraging a victim mentality in women. We also go into the jails and teach anger management to men and women alike.
Other than that, you made it a bit better.
Ah, then we're talking about the problem of definition there. It is you and yours I raise my glass and tilt my hat to when I speak of women. Like there are fundamentalists and there are christians, there are fundamentalists and there are feminists. For me, this dichotomy is resolved by dropping the name and making it a way of life.
Attention batterers and phallocrats and other such vile phlegmatic vomit:
Eris is about to wipe the planet with your heads!
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAttention batterers and phallocrats and other such vile phlegmatic vomit:
Eris is about to wipe the planet with your heads!
I call shotgun... and I get a cheese grater
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAttention batterers and phallocrats and other such vile phlegmatic vomit:
Eris is about to wipe the planet with your heads!
....What's a phallocrat?
Quote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCAttention batterers and phallocrats and other such vile phlegmatic vomit:
Eris is about to wipe the planet with your heads!
....What's a phallocrat?
Phallo- Prefix meaning phallus (penis) Phallocrat is another way of saying mysoginist I'd wager.
*leaves that for others to answer*
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCAttention batterers and phallocrats and other such vile phlegmatic vomit:
Eris is about to wipe the planet with your heads!
....What's a phallocrat?
Phallo- Prefix meaning phallus (penis) Phallocrat is another way of saying mysoginist I'd wager.
Ah. Duh, Plaid, how obvious was that?! I can be so stupid sometimes...
Okay, you're out of deep water now, Trollax.
BOOBIES!!!
(http://www.ianskipworth.com/photo/pcd2510/boobies_14_3.jpg)
haha.
Quote from: illusionOkay, you're out of deep water now, Trollax.
HUG ME! I'm sorry to upset you and I'd never intended to stir you up, and I'm fully aware of the precarious position I adopt in such matters but then, I'm just as scathing of males too...
Quote from: Hotsuma(http://www.ianskipworth.com/photo/pcd2510/boobies_14_3.jpg)
haha.
I think those boobs need to get a little more oxygen... They're turning blue.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: illusionOkay, you're out of deep water now, Trollax.
HUG ME! I'm sorry to upset you and I'd never intended to stir you up, and I'm fully aware of the precarious position I adopt in such matters but then, I'm just as scathing of males too...
^^hugs^^
Quote from: HotsumaBOOBIES!!!
(http://www.ianskipworth.com/photo/pcd2510/boobies_14_3.jpg)
haha.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
oh why didnt I expect that?
Unexpectations happen.
Quote from: Hotsuma(http://www.ianskipworth.com/photo/pcd2510/boobies_14_3.jpg)
*Pokes the boobies in an effort to make them blush and turn pink instead of blue*
I think the one on the left istn feeling too good
orrr hes feeling a lot better
Should I try again?
I haven't got much to say, except that I like boobs too. Especially my boobs. I wake up cupping myself sometimes...hehehe.
Only problem is, they seem to be wanting to take over the world. Every few weeks or so they start hurting, which means they're about to start expanding...I've had to get new bras. :shock:
Another thing is breast cancer--my mom's had it three times, and for a very long time she had 1 1/2 breasts. Now she's down to two half-breasts, each of which has a massive scar like a smile. On the plus side, she doesn't have to wear a bra any more.
Hoorah for boobs taking over the world!
Quote from: Wenchmaster KI haven't got much to say, except that I like boobs too. Especially my boobs. I wake up cupping myself sometimes...hehehe.
Only problem is, they seem to be wanting to take over the world. Every few weeks or so they start hurting, which means they're about to start expanding...I've had to get new bras. :shock:
Another thing is breast cancer--my mom's had it three times, and for a very long time she had 1 1/2 breasts. Now she's down to two half-breasts, each of which has a massive scar like a smile. On the plus side, she doesn't have to wear a bra any more.
They're still expanding? Or do the fluctuate (not uncommon) have you been checked recently...
Erm... that's just weird... undulating boobs...
Um... that's just boobs. Hail Eris!
I like dah boobies!!
Give me dah boobies!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: MalaulI like dah boobies!!
Give me dah boobies!!!
My boobies. You can't have them.
doom
Quote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: MalaulI like dah boobies!!
Give me dah boobies!!!
My boobies. You can't have them.
*steals plaidikin's boobs and gives them to Malaul*
good lord!!
where am I gonna put these?
like my own arent enough
wait
are you saying I have itty bitty titties?
IM HURT!!!
Quote from: Malaulgood lord!!
where am I gonna put these?
like my own arent enough
wait
are you saying I have itty bitty titties?
IM HURT!!!
What?
Are you saying that having any amount of boobs is ever enough?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
They're still expanding? Or do the fluctuate (not uncommon) have you been checked recently...
Erm... that's just weird... undulating boobs...
Still expanding. It's a bit shocking to look in the mirror--I guess my body is changing over from adolescence or something? It's, erm, quite a surprise on occasion. And painful the rest of the time. :?
Bah no matter, they're still fun to play with. :twisted:
ASCii boobies
(o)(o)
BOOBuken attack!
..."BOOBuken!"
.....................\
...................Q(>_>){--------<(o)
how Kirby feels about boobs
d(^_^)b
Quote from: Wenchmaster KQuote from: St. Trollax, ODD
They're still expanding? Or do the fluctuate (not uncommon) have you been checked recently...
Erm... that's just weird... undulating boobs...
Still expanding. It's a bit shocking to look in the mirror--I guess my body is changing over from adolescence or something? It's, erm, quite a surprise on occasion. And painful the rest of the time. :?
Bah no matter, they're still fun to play with. :twisted:
Yep. That's why most people like them.
^^poke the left boob^^
you know, what these are fun to playwith!!!
dont you agree Plaidikins?
Yes, definately. :D
*Pokes the right boob*
Well, I get access to certain boobs regularly, so I have no complaints.
Fate hath delivered unto me many wonderful women, who were all blessed in aisle 7... :wink:
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDFate hath delivered unto me many wonderful women, who were all blessed in aisle 7... :wink:
OUCH!
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDFate hath delivered unto me many wonderful women, who were all blessed in aisle 7... :wink:
OUCH!
OUCH?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDFate hath delivered unto me many wonderful women, who were all blessed in aisle 7... :wink:
OUCH!
OUCH?
Yep. Aisle 7?
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDFate hath delivered unto me many wonderful women, who were all blessed in aisle 7... :wink:
OUCH!
OUCH?
Yep. Aisle 7?
well maybe Aisle seven is about chest height? :wink:
Quote from: Malaulgood lord!!
where am I gonna put these?
like my own arent enough
wait
are you saying I have itty bitty titties?
IM HURT!!!
Hey, can I have those back? I'm kinda attached to them. They give me something fun to play with at night.
Quote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: Malaulgood lord!!
where am I gonna put these?
like my own arent enough
wait
are you saying I have itty bitty titties?
IM HURT!!!
Hey, can I have those back? I'm kinda attached to them. They give me something fun to play with at night.
It's up to Malaul!
can I keep em?
just forra lil bit?
It just gets so lonely here at night
Quote from: Malaulcan I keep em?
just forra lil bit?
It just gets so lonely here at night
I said it was up to you.
Quote from: Malaulcan I keep em?
just forra lil bit?
It just gets so lonely here at night
Okay, for a little bit.
I was askin plaid!!
I think everyone should be taught how to defend themselves while young. I know my life would have been a lot easier had someone helped boost my self confidence and taught me how to handle myself in a fight instead of telling me the only correct solution when dealing with violence was to turn the other cheek.
I certainly believe in trying to reach a peaceful conclusion first, but sometimes people force your self-preservation reflex to kick in by continueing to harass you and threaten you physically.
To this day, anytime I get angry enough to defend myself in a fight, I freak out and start shaking and usually end up bawling my eyes out. Thanks for that Mom. :(
Battery is not just an issue women face. I'm not saying that to diminish how utterly horrible it is when it happens, I'm just saying it is not an issue unique to women.
Maybe it is just the bisexual in me, but I have always found women with muscles to be a little intoxicating and sexy. I guess it is an attraction to women with power, cause men with muscles don't turn me on at all.
However, above and beyond anything, boobs hold my full attention. Is there a martial art that uses boobs as a weapon?
Still, no one has explained objectification to me. :(
The Commander
DIA
Objectification is when you do not recognize the personhood of the object of your desires. If you see a woman merely as a vehicle to provide you with boobs, for instance, you would be objectifying her. But if you see her as a human being who just happens to have nice boobs that's not objectification. That's admiration.
Objectification is responsible for much of the violence in society. If one is able to seperate oneself from the "object" of one's anger and fear, it's much easier to inflict pain on them. And yes, Commander, I agree that violence is non-gender specific. It's not unique to any specific group of people. But Illusion is correct in her assertion that in most reported cases of relationship/family violence, the female is the primary victim. (I'm stressing the word "reported" because no one knows how many men are abused and don't report due to issues of shame.) Unless the female has learned to defend herself, the male normally has the advantage of superior strength. And because batterers lack skills to manage their anger, they tend to strike out at full strength. The results can be devastating.
In recognition of the fact that family violence does not occur in a vacuum, the children are now considered secondary victims under the law. I also recognize that quite often, both parties are at fault. (Hence the distinction between primary and secondary victims.) But the fact remains that, as a rule, men have a physical advantage. There is often a psychological advantage due to societal conditioning, as well. Our culture does as much damage to the psyches of our little boys as it does to our little girls.
That's why we volunteer to go into the schools and teach all the kids how to stand up to bullies and to report any violence the second it happens. We give self-esteem/anger-management classes to prisoners and probationers. The only way to stop violence in the family is to help everyone in the family. To that end, every single person should learn to defend themselves and then pass this knowledge along to other people. This is why I workout every day and why my daughter learned Aikido, and why her first word was "no". It's why Devil Squerrel feels comfortable saying "I'm Grumpy Get Away!"
It's also one big reason I'm a discordian.....so nice to hang out with goddess worshipping men who appreciate women with personal power. 8)
Quote from: BellaObjectification is when you do not recognize the personhood of the object of your desires. If you see a woman merely as a vehicle to provide you with boobs, for instance, you would be objectifying her. But if you see her as a human being who just happens to have nice boobs that's not objectification. That's admiration.
Then I am definately an admirerer(sp?) of women. As much as I love boobs, they are not the ONLY thing I love about women. That makes me feel better, thanks Bella...
Quote
Objectification is responsible for much of the violence in society. If one is able to seperate oneself from the "object" of one's anger and fear, it's much easier to inflict pain on them. And yes, Commander, I agree that violence is non-gender specific. It's not unique to any specific group of people. But Illusion is correct in her assertion that in most reported cases of relationship/family violence, the female is the primary victim. (I'm stressing the word "reported" because no one knows how many men are abused and don't report due to issues of shame.) Unless the female has learned to defend herself, the male normally has the advantage of superior strength. And because batterers lack skills to manage their anger, they tend to strike out at full strength. The results can be devastating.
In recognition of the fact that family violence does not occur in a vacuum, the children are now considered secondary victims under the law. I also recognize that quite often, both parties are at fault. (Hence the distinction between primary and secondary victims.) But the fact remains that, as a rule, men have a physical advantage. There is often a psychological advantage due to societal conditioning, as well. Our culture does as much damage to the psyches of our little boys as it does to our little girls.
That's why we volunteer to go into the schools and teach all the kids how to stand up to bullies and to report any violence the second it happens. We give self-esteem/anger-management classes to prisoners and probationers. The only way to stop violence in the family is to help everyone in the family. To that end, every single person should learn to defend themselves and then pass this knowledge along to other people. This is why I workout every day and why my daughter learned Aikido, and why her first word was "no". It's why Devil Squerrel feels comfortable saying "I'm Grumpy Get Away!"
It's also one big reason I'm a discordian.....so nice to hang out with goddess worshipping men who appreciate women with personal power. 8)
I see what you are saying, but I wasn't talking about domestic violence specifically. I see domestic violence as a more specific issue within the issue of violence as a whole. I was thinking more along the lines of violence from bullies and such.
The Commander
DIA
You're welcome, Commander....glad to help you feel better about your admiration of women. 8)
I kind of knew you weren't talking about family violence specifically, but I was still on a roll from Trollax's remarks last night. And family violence is my area of expertise. (Lardy that sounds awful, doesn't it?) I do think it's all tied together......kids learn to be bullies in the home - or at school from other kids who learned it in their home.
The only time I disapprove of feminism is when it is directed in the idea that women are better than men, which they aren't. And men aren't better than women either. I just hate sexism in general as a result of my experiences in regard to it. Nothing good comes out of it, at all.
Of course, women tend to be physically disadvantaged (thought not one of my good friends, that's for sure), so in that sense they are more delicate. Depending on how you look at it, that could be the case for sexism on either side. But I just can't justify sexism based on physical differences, that just does not make any sense to me.
So do I like boobs? They are nice, but the flat girl with a beautiful face wins out over the big-boobs girl with an ugly face by far. They are amusing, I suppose, but I can't help but love a ladies's eyes.
I'd just like to add that I intentionally avoided getting into the non-physical side of this topic.
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: MalaulI like mine just fine, and others as well
does that make me anti-women as well?
Ohh how Ide love to be antiwomen, would I dissapear inna puff of logic then?
or just wink out of exsistance
::winks at malaul::
^^winks back^^
did somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
cleavage... very nice.
::Winks at malaul again::
*pies pink bras*
pie covered boobies... I want this for desert(sic?) tonight.
I'll send an order over right away!...It will even be chilled just for you
I love cold nipples ...I just like to breath my hot breath on them.... :: looks around::
never mind.
*thinking about cold nipples*
Huh? did you say something? What are you looking at?
Quote from: The CommanderI think everyone should be taught how to defend themselves while young. I know my life would have been a lot easier had someone helped boost my self confidence and taught me how to handle myself in a fight instead of telling me the only correct solution when dealing with violence was to turn the other cheek.
Turning the other cheek *is* the only correct solution when confronted with violence.
Then, then he goes for the other cheek, duck low and plant your fist (or foot or tire iron) in his solar plexus at a slightly upward angle. If you hit him right and with enough force, you'll void his lungs and leave him flopping on the ground helplessly. That's when you curbstomp him.Siriously, on the rather depressing topic of dysfunctional male/female relations: Though unforgivably vile, the physical abuse of women is barely the beginning of what they are made to endure. I long ago come to a simple conclusion:
I have known too many women too well to ever have a high opinion of my fellow man.
Though I disagree with many of the methods he espouses, I share Rog's disgust with society and his desire to watch it burn to the ground... but for my own, personal reasons.
*sigh*Sorry... you guys were talking about boobs, right?
Boobs are pretty cool... neat to look at, nice to play with...
But I'm more of a total package kind of a guy.
8)
CF
But Tank loves boobs...
Quote from: Colonel FailureI have known too many women too well to ever have a high opinion of my fellow man.
Though I disagree with many of the methods he espouses, I share Rog's disgust with society and his desire to watch it burn to the ground...
Fuck you, fuck Roger and fuck the souless existence you rode in on. While you may live in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Discourteous, there exist damn good people in this world and I, for one, have yet to give up striving to be counted in their ranks.
I have also known a number of women (can one ever know too many?) and
they are the ones that constantly remind me that humanity is worth living for.
Give up if you want but don't think for a moment that the rest of us are coming with you.
Where do you get off talking about your, "fellow man" as if they weren't the same as you? Roger does it too. Realise that you're just the same as they are -- you have it in your power to beat women and kids. You don't. Roger doesn't. Hell, Roger even picked Cheryl up off the street when she had nowhere to turn and he had no other reason for caring. Do you really need more evidence that humanity is worth something?
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: Colonel FailureI have known too many women too well to ever have a high opinion of my fellow man.
Though I disagree with many of the methods he espouses, I share Rog's disgust with society and his desire to watch it burn to the ground...
Fuck you, fuck Roger and fuck the souless existence you rode in on. While you may live in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Discourteous, there exist damn good people in this world and I, for one, have yet to give up striving to be counted in their ranks.
I have also known a number of women (can one ever know too many?) and they are the ones that constantly remind me that humanity is worth living for.
Give up if you want but don't think for a moment that the rest of us are coming with you.
Where do you get off talking about your, "fellow man" as if they weren't the same as you? Roger does it too. Realise that you're just the same as they are -- you have it in your power to beat women and kids. You don't. Roger doesn't. Hell, Roger even picked Cheryl up off the street when she had nowhere to turn and he had no other reason for caring. Do you really need more evidence that humanity is worth something?
But Guido... in their path is more fire! And fire is pretty....
That said: Amen, good sir.
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: Colonel FailureI have known too many women too well to ever have a high opinion of my fellow man.
Though I disagree with many of the methods he espouses, I share Rog's disgust with society and his desire to watch it burn to the ground...
Fuck you, fuck Roger and fuck the souless existence you rode in on. While you may live in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Discourteous, there exist damn good people in this world and I, for one, have yet to give up striving to be counted in their ranks.
I have also known a number of women (can one ever know too many?) and they are the ones that constantly remind me that humanity is worth living for.
Give up if you want but don't think for a moment that the rest of us are coming with you.
1.) I am not discourteous. Misanthropic, yes. Borderline dissociative, perhaps. But I'm still polite. So fuck you right back.
2.) Who said anything about giving up?
I know perfectly well that there are plenty of good people out there. I also know they're badly outnumbered. And you're absolutely correct, it is, by and large, the women I have known who've convinced me that you can learn something useful from everyone, and a precious few will enrich your life beyond your wildest expectations (don't get me started on my lesbian/musician/stripper roommate, Hail Eris!).
Hell, my attitude towards people in general can be summed up by one of my ex-girlfriend's mantras: 'I'd rather be surprised than disappointed'.
[warning: broad overgeneralization approaching]
But that doesn't change the fact that many people are a waste of skin who'd destroy a complete stranger's (or worse, relative's) life for a few seconds of physical pleasure and a lifetime listing on a state registry. If we go ahead and include those who don't do such things only out of fear of the concequences, I'd change 'many' to 'most'. Just because somebody doesn't do evil, does not necessarily make them good.
Don't confuse low expectations with soullessness.
Shrub is soulless. The fuck who raped my first love was soulless.
I am not.
And don't confuse my desire to see modern society turned on it's head with a desire to see mankind extinct. What Discordian worth the name doesn't want to break society and remake it better?
8)
CF
QuoteWhere do you get off talking about your, "fellow man" as if they weren't the same as you? Roger does it too. Realise that you're just the same as they are -- you have it in your power to beat women and kids. You don't. Roger doesn't. Hell, Roger even picked Cheryl up off the street when she had nowhere to turn and he had no other reason for caring. Do you really need more evidence that humanity is worth something?
Had to tack this bit on, eh?
Look up 'fellow'. It does not imply I am any different. Quite the opposite.
Your inferences are not my responsibility.
And I don't believe I said
humanity wasn't worth anything. I said I'd like to watch
society burn.
humanity is not society.
society is certianly NOT humanity.
8)
CF
*pies society*
Quote from: Colonel Failure1.) I am not discourteous. Misanthropic, yes. Borderline dissociative, perhaps. But I'm still polite. So fuck you right back.
Funnily enough, coutesy is about a little more than smiling and saying 'please' before you stick someone with a knife. Misanthropy is discourteous (for wide and hand wavy definitons of discourteous). I also didn't necessarily mean to imply that you were discouteous - I mean to point out that, just because you find yourself surrounded by uncle-fuckers doesn't mean that 'people'(TM) are actually like that.
Quote from: Colonel Failure2.) Who said anything about giving up?
I did. Mostly because I had built up a head of steam and was flying off the handle.
Quote from: Colonel FailureJust because somebody doesn't do evil, does not necessarily make them good.
When did this become about good and evil? To borrow bad lyrics: we are evil and we are all divine. It isn't about the right and the wrong or about us and them. It is about those of us that are able helping those of us that have yet to make the grade.
No denying that it is a big job but burning the fuckers to the ground is hardly a useful first step.
Quote from: Colonel FailureDon't confuse low expectations with soullessness.
Why not? I resist the temptation to coin a PC phrase like "soul diminshed' for this occasion but only so I can be plain: lowered expectations are the first symptom of soullessness.
Quote from: Colonel FailureWhat Discordian worth the name doesn't want to break society and remake it better?
Uh... the Discordian ones? Revolutionaries want to remake society with them in charge. Anarchists want to remake society with no one in charge. As near as I can tell, Discordians want to play a much shinier game and let 'society' take care of itself.
everyone is a monster.
there is no freind anywhere.
if i had began to think i really was a nice guy after people telling me this for soem time, recent events have convinced me that i was right to tell them that "no i am not" and leave it at that.
humanity is worth it's chromosomes and it's weight in ideals. human beings however, as individuals and mobs, are often not worth minimum wage, but hey, we all gotta pay the rent somehow eh?
Quote from: Colonel FailureLook up 'fellow'. It does not imply I am any different. Quite the opposite.... I said I'd like to watch society burn.
Okay - the nearest bit of society to you is... you. What ya gonna do about it?
society is not respnosble. the members of it are.
people however are stupid, and cannot be held accountable for their own sheepishness, nor for the sins of their forefathers.
the candian liberal governemnt disgarees hwoever. they consider the sins of our forefathers to be a debt payable in full with interest, an dpersonal responsability to be a joke. that's why we send our young offenders to criminal school and subject the good kids to overpaid overgorwn teenagers who aren;t there to teach, but rather to hang out and get in good with the cool kids. and to think they had the balls to mock my texan highschool credits...
anywas,
i rathe rlike boobs. even my gay boss likes boobs. i once smoked a d00b with a naked girl who had very lovely b00bz. at the time i was quite a n00b...(the rhymes stops here)
Quote from: Guido FinucciFunnily enough, coutesy is about a little more than smiling and saying 'please' before you stick someone with a knife. Misanthropy is discourteous (for wide and hand wavy definitons of discourteous). I also didn't necessarily mean to imply that you were discouteous - I mean to point out that, just because you find yourself surrounded by uncle-fuckers doesn't mean that 'people'(TM) are actually like that.
cour¬?te¬?sy
n. pl. cour¬?te¬?sies
1a) Polite behavior.
1b) A polite gesture or remark.
2a) Consent or agreement in spite of fact; indulgence
2b) Willingness or generosity in providing something needed
(adj.)
1a) Given or done as a polite gesture
1b) Free of charge
I don't have to like People(TM) to do any of these things. I maintain misanthropy and courtesy are not mutually exclusive.
QuoteI did. Mostly because I had built up a head of steam and was flying off the handle.
Fair enough. I didn't exactly dwell on all the nuances of my original post for three days, either, you know.
QuoteQuote from: Colonel FailureJust because somebody doesn't do evil, does not necessarily make them good.
When did this become about good and evil? To borrow bad lyrics: we are evil and we are all divine. It isn't about the right and the wrong or about us and them. It is about those of us that are able helping those of us that have yet to make the grade.
No denying that it is a big job but burning the fuckers to the ground is hardly a useful first step.
Again, there's a difference between society and the fuckers that comprise it. And for GODDESSSAKE, 'burn it to the ground' IS A FUCKING METAPHOR! Yes, it implies some sort of violent or at least unpleasant transition, but who said that was a bad thing? You think the Thuddites are just all going to wake up one day and say, "duh, gee guys... I guess you were right and I should think for myself."????? Not. Somebody is going to have to slap them across the face, or pour water over them to rouse them from their consensual coma.
Those are all metaphors.
QuoteQuote from: Colonel FailureDon't confuse low expectations with soullessness.
Why not?
Cause they're not the same thing.
QuoteI resist the temptation to coin a PC phrase like "soul diminshed' for this occasion but only so I can be plain: lowered expectations are the first symptom of soullessness.
I respectfully disagree. You cannot love people for what they
could become in your eyes. You must love them for what they are, or not at all. People do not change unless it suits them to do so - you can help them if they want it, but you cannot talk someone into changing the way they percieve the world unless they want to. (I'm not touching the subject of mindfuckery here) Net result, most people wind up being Thuddites, cabbages or greyfaces, cause it's easier to do what society tells you than to think for yourself (common Discordian catma-type statement, right?). And that's what I expect from them.
But having low expectations doesn't mean I stopped looking for members of the unenlightened eristic horde out there... it just means I stopped being pissed off that I never found them.
How does that make me soulless?
QuoteQuote from: Colonel FailureWhat Discordian worth the name doesn't want to break society and remake it better?
Uh... the Discordian ones? Revolutionaries want to remake society with them in charge. Anarchists want to remake society with no one in charge. As near as I can tell, Discordians want to play a much shinier game and let 'society' take care of itself.
Once again, my talent for oversimplification bites me in the ass... I knew when I was writing that that I was falling into a trap.
Anyway: NAH, Discordians want to remake society just like everybody else - they just understand the need to do it without any real organization or cooperation. I mean, what's the avowed purpose of OM? tear down everybody's reality-tunnels and offer nothing to replace it, right? forcing people to think for themselves, right?
A world where everybody thinks for themselves *
is* a world remade in our image... We already know that our way isn't the right way - now if only we could convince everybody else, eh?
Anyway, my point there was only that discordianism stands opposed to society (regardless of it's active intentions thereto) and I didn't expect to be taken to task for expressing my belief that it should be replaced.
But I guess that's what I get for not having expectations, eh?
:wink:
CF
Quote from: horabsociety is not respnosble. the members of it are.
people however are stupid, and cannot be held accountable for their own sheepishness
Why the hell not? If they can't be held responsible for their own behavior, is anybody responsible for anything?
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: Colonel FailureLook up 'fellow'. It does not imply I am any different. Quite the opposite.... I said I'd like to watch society burn.
Okay - the nearest bit of society to you is... you. What ya gonna do about it?
People are people.
Contrary to popular belief, society is not people. Society is a
system.
Society is a meme.Grok?
8)
CF
what if it was a society of boobs? Or maybe we are a society of boobs...But I am talkin about titties! I like those! big or small...I know the commander is with me on that one!
I'll skip replying in detail to much of what you said suffice to say that I think the majority of our discussion has arisen from us using words in slightly different ways. I suspect we'd actually agree on most things, at least in essence.
A couple of things though:
a) Main Entry: dic¬?tio¬?nary
Pronunciation: 'dik-sh&-"ner-E
Function: noun
1. book full of oversimplified definitions for things based solely on the philosophical and cultural biases of the people who wrote it that is utterly useless as an arbiter of semantic disagreements.
b) That bit about burning things to the ground being a metaphor: I realise that but I think that an initial stance that people are all capable of learning better and becoming better is the way to go rather than the 'a slap upside the head to wake them up is the only thing that works' approach. This is not to say that the (obviously metaphorical) slap upside the head doesn't have it's place; it is to say that IMO the slap upside the head should be used in special (rather than general) circumstances.
Quote from: Colonel FailureContrary to popular belief, society is not people. Society is a system.
Society is a meme.
Grok?
I was going to get all worked up and launch into the 'society is the people who make it up - it is not, no not even a little, distinct from them' rant but then I read this bit. I used to believe that society was a system but now (and by now I mean earlier this morning) I believe(d) that society was only an emergent property of groups of people and not seperable from them. I shall have to muse on the idea that society is a meme and come to grok it (again?) before I feel that I can meaningfully continue this discussion (and it may well be that the grokking renders continuation of this discussion moot).
It really makes me sick when I hear people ranting about how society is so awful and most people out there are so crooked and self-centered. Out of all people that I have dealt with from simple customers to best friends, this claim ultimately fails. Granted when it comes to sexual relationships, some of the more disgusting things man is capable of can come forth, but that is no foundation for calling society as a whole something that needs to be "burned to the ground." If that were to happen, it would just form back into what we have today. The only way to go is changing people's minds.
(Though I do live in Maine, and people tend to be fairly better mannered in this state....)
One thing that would help is if this country had less fake Christians and more Christians that actually followed the moral teachings of the religion. I was Catholic for 17 years of my life, and left the religion because I did not believe in Jesus, the Holy Spirit, or the Bible...but mainly just those.
^^doses everyone with E adn hopes they all calm down^^
JESUS!!! ALL THIS CRAP?
OVER A BOOB THREAD?!?!?
Apparently boobs are a "touchy" subject. :roll:
pah dum dum duhhhhhh
Quote from: Malaul^^doses everyone with E adn hopes they all calm down^^
::reacts poorly::
Couldn't you have dosed with <drug of choice>? Last time I even came within cooee of MDMA I spent 8 hours throwing up and couldn't hold down solid food for two days.
I'm sorry, Malaul. It's just that so many people whine and piss over how bad society supposedly is, and most of the time without any proper justification at all. Pessimistic crap gets really annoying really fast...
But yeah, boobs make nice pillows.
Quote from: Misssing Appendix
But yeah, boobs make nice pillows.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Why of course I don't think for myself and simply agree with others. You would too if you were as sleepy as I.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomApparently boobs are a "touchy" subject. :roll:
What's this about touching boobs?
QuoteWhat's this about touching boobs?
I designate myself as boob toucher....Since there are so many in the world I will need many volunteers to help touch the boobs as well as individuals with boobs that need touching.
yeesh...there's more stiffs in this topic than a viagra eating contest...
[/horrible, Malaul-like pun]
Quote from: Hotsumayeesh...there's more stiffs in this topic than a viagra eating contest...
Do I take this to be people complaining that there are bits of this topic that approximate non-fluff?
Jugs
Norks
hehehe...cherry pie
Goodness, I never expected to actually raise the level of discussion on the board by talking about boobs!
HAIL ERIS!
From my own point of view, I have genreally found people to be decent, understanding and caring. Perhaps not outright good, but not outright evil. It is when things like religion and politics/government/society come into the picture that humanity gets all fucked up and people, apart from the few bad apples that are out there already, turn into assholes. Most people are just trying to get by.
Honestly, I don't believe society will ever achieve that huge overhaul we fring types wish it would have. My own theory is that it is in the genes. Granted, my knowledge about genetics and society was largly gathered from watching the discovery channel and public telivision, but I have a theory.
From what I have gathered, human kind has a genetic disposition to be social animals and live in groups, like monkeys, apes and dolphins. Part of that disposition is a need to fit in, and conform to the standards of the rest of the group. However, if everybody conformed, we would never advance as a species. An individual would be too afraid to try something different, or to voice a new idea, or eat a new berry or fruit to see if it was poisonous. Mother nature has provided an answer.
In about 10%(very rough estimate here) of the population of a group, there exists a gene which encourages individuality. It is this small percentage of the population that spurs innovation on, and in many cases rises to leadership, or at least helps introduce new thoughts and ideas to the community. In many societies these people are mocked and shunned, but their influence is enough that our species grows and develops. Without them we would never have left the trees.
I see people like Discordians as filling that role. I think Discordianism only encourages a change in society by encouraging a change is us as individuals. So long as we are out there acting like nuts and exploring new ideas and ways of behaving, society as a whole will not stagnate, and will be better off. Who knows, perhaps we will uncover a few other individuals hiding out there...but I doubt we will ever have a profound effect on the course of society at large.
Now I wonder what percentage of the population likes boobs.
The Commander
DIA
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very clever donk
Quote from: Malaulvary dever clonk
what the hell doe's this mean?!?!?
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: Malaulvary dever clonk
what the hekk dont this meany?!?!?
Iunno man you typed it, you tell me
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: Malaulvary dever clonk
what the hekk dont this meany?!?!?
Iunno man you typed it, you tell me
I can't answer that because you typed your question and that means I can't possibly know what it means.
^^goes off to find a baseball bat^^
::passes Malaul a flame thrower::
Here, honey. Use this.
WOO HOO!!
Here CG CG CG CG
HEEEEEEEEERE CG CG CG CG
The last time I saw a thread about breasts the discussion soon ended up being about Plato's cave.
Incidently, the females using the forums were the ones who wanted to talk about boobs and zombies.
I wonder if the topic of discussion would be equally high-brow were we to talk about penises.
The Commander
DIA
It just occured to me that my Hijab topic is pretty much dead, but the boob topic is alive and kickin'.
The Commander
DIA
Oh, and Malaul, nice look.
Melons
Quote from: AnonymousMelons
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Check out what the "average guy's response to the helium boob!"
Quote from: Misssing AppendixOh, and Malaul, nice look.
your welcome
I think
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Misssing AppendixOh, and Malaul, nice look.
your welcome
I think
Just as long as you like having 18-year old males viewing the piece of art known as yourself then you are all set.
Quote from: DonkeyotayQuoteWhat's this about touching boobs?
I designate myself as boob toucher....Since there are so many in the world I will need many volunteers to help touch the boobs as well as individuals with boobs that need touching.
I designate myself the boob poker. Who needs thier boobs poked?
Quote from: The CommanderIn about 10%(very rough estimate here) of the population of a group, there exists a gene which encourages individuality. It is this small percentage of the population that spurs innovation on, and in many cases rises to leadership, or at least helps introduce new thoughts and ideas to the community. In many societies these people are mocked and shunned, but their influence is enough that our species grows and develops. Without them we would never have left the trees.
I see people like Discordians as filling that role. I think Discordianism only encourages a change in society by encouraging a change is us as individuals. So long as we are out there acting like nuts and exploring new ideas and ways of behaving, society as a whole will not stagnate, and will be better off. Who knows, perhaps we will uncover a few other individuals hiding out there...but I doubt we will ever have a profound effect on the course of society at large.
Now I wonder what percentage of the population likes boobs.
The Commander
DIA
I don't think genetics has much to do with it once we hit puberty. Our genes do govern our behaviour to an extent, but not to the extent that we are totally and utterly helpless to them. The behaviours we develop and then expand are often unconsciously magnified by dominant genetic predispositions (i.e. a person who has "angry" genes is more likely to be a violent person if they play no deliberate conscious part in their behaviour)
But boobs...
mmmn... boobs. I love boobs. Perhaps we should take a poll on what percentage likes boobs. I like boobs a lot, I find a personality a bigger turn on, (if you don't believe me that's your cynicism) but when it comes to purely sexual things, boobs is top of the list.
what Trollax said....and Ta-Tas
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
The behaviours we develop and then expand are often unconsciously magnified by dominant genetic predispositions (i.e. a person who has "angry" genes is more likely to be a violent person if they play no deliberate conscious part in their behaviour)
The way you state this says to me you agree with me. If a person can have "angry" genes which manifest themselves in a tendency toward violent behavious, couldn't a person also have "individualism" genes?
I'm just glad women have "boob" genes.
You know what, I like boobs so much, I even like men who have boobs.
BRING ON THE SHEMALES! Woohoo!
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The CommanderI think everyone should be taught how to defend themselves while young. I know my life would have been a lot easier had someone helped boost my self confidence and taught me how to handle myself in a fight instead of telling me the only correct solution when dealing with violence was to turn the other cheek.
I certainly believe in trying to reach a peaceful conclusion first, but sometimes people force your self-preservation reflex to kick in by continueing to harass you and threaten you physically.
To this day, anytime I get angry enough to defend myself in a fight, I freak out and start shaking and usually end up bawling my eyes out. Thanks for that Mom. :(
I completely agree, although my problem goes in the opposite direction: should I ever get angry enough to fight someone, I have no doubt I would wake up in jail, in a strait-jacket, with a taste in my mouth like I'd been sucking on an iron nail. 28 years of holding back the anger, and you know what they say, "Imposition of Order = Escalation of Chaos". Good thing I'm a Taoist and all.
QuoteMaybe it is just the bisexual in me, but I have always found women with muscles to be a little intoxicating and sexy. I guess it is an attraction to women with power, cause men with muscles don't turn me on at all.
"I want a woman who can kick my ass." -- The Commander
QuoteHowever, above and beyond anything, boobs hold my full attention. Is there a martial art that uses boobs as a weapon?
Yes, it's called Titjitsu, and female ninjas were trained in it before going undercover as geishas.
Titjitsu >:D
That is EXACTLY the type of woman I want to kick my ass, and exactly the means by which I want it kicked!
The Commander
DIA
Boobs as weapons makes me think of the Fembots in the Austin Powers movies.
Now those were totally lethal tits.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: PlaidikinsQuote from: Malauldid somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
*Stares at picture* You have a nice pair of... uhm, eyes, yes, that's it, eyes.
Uh, anyway, I like boobs. I'm pretty sure I'm not anti-woman or anti-feminist... I just like boobs. Is that such a bad thing?
The majority of feminists take the female role to the victorian extreme that women are sensitive and delicate creatures who should be treated just so and prevented from being anything else. If you've ever read the graffiti on the walls of female toilets you will know that this is in no way true.
I find it oddly sickening (and a very uncomfortable issue) when people talk about violence against women. I really don't feel there's any problem with a man and a woman going 13 rounds in a boxing ring (or any other type of arena) and while I do think that there is something wrong with attacking people who have no wish in fighting, I think it's more sexist to say that a woman (because of her gender) is to be afforded special treatment in the combat stakes.
While there certainly differences between men and women in terms of build and weight, that is no reason to say that they are incapable of conducting themselves well in a fight. Funnily enough, that's gender equality.
"Equal rights means equal fights." - K. Binder
Killer toothache yesterday, kept me from being very motivated about checking back here before now...
Quote from: Guido FinucciI'll skip replying in detail to much of what you said suffice to say that I think the majority of our discussion has arisen from us using words in slightly different ways. I suspect we'd actually agree on most things, at least in essence.
Yeah, I'd buy that for a dollar. I threw out the Meme comment cause I suspected we might be having a semantic argument - which is almost always a waste of time.
QuoteA couple of things though:
a) Main Entry: dic¬?tio¬?nary
Pronunciation: 'dik-sh&-"ner-E
Function: noun
1. book full of oversimplified definitions for things based solely on the philosophical and cultural biases of the people who wrote it that is utterly useless as an arbiter of semantic disagreements.
Point. The 'courtesy' definition may very well have been a bit pedantic on my part. My bad.
QuoteI believe(d) that society was only an emergent property of groups of people and not seperable from them. I shall have to muse on the idea that society is a meme and come to grok it (again?) before I feel that I can meaningfully continue this discussion (and it may well be that the grokking renders continuation of this discussion moot).
OK. 8)
On another note, The Commander wrote that he believes that people are not inherently good, but not inherently evil either... I agree with this 100%.
And that's where the problem stems from. People are inherently
selfish, which leads to inconsiderate behavior and ultimately a lack of compassion. It is a lack of compassion that is one of the root causes for most of the social evils that man visits upon his fellow man.
IMHO, of course.
In some sense.
8)
CF
Hope the toothache is better.
Quote from: Colonel FailurePeople are inherently selfish, which leads to inconsiderate behavior and ultimately a lack of compassion. It is a lack of compassion that is one of the root causes for most of the social evils that man visits upon his fellow man.
I believe that I have met (and been related to, by marriage) some genuinely selfless people. I do not believe that people are inerently selfish, even if most of them behave that way.
Oh yeah: Mmmmmmmmmmhhh... Booobies.
I just now read this quote in a book called "Harlequin."
"Everywhere and all the time. We men are stupid, complicated. We wake at a woman's breast. We die, if we are lucky, in the same embrace. We walk a million miles to come back to the point of departure."
Quote from: #777I just now read this quote in a book called "Harlequin."
"Everywhere and all the time. We men are stupid, complicated. We wake at a woman's breast. We die, if we are lucky, in the same embrace. We walk a million miles to come back to the point of departure."
That quote actually suggests some very positive things about mankind.
Another thing,
mankind is not composed of study people, only because the word 'stupid' is an adjective. Thus, it requires a basis of comparison. Picking out a particularly smart person for such a comparison is not only arrogant but weak as a source of justification.[/b]
Bazoombas
I think I like boobies but if I look at a picture of boobies, it can be just as good. Pictures of boobies aren't boobies. If, then, it isn't the boobies that I really dig but just the experience that I have when looking at boobies, do I really like boobies? Or do I just dig the release of neurochemicals? Or should I just not post to the 'Net when drunk?
I think it would be untrue to suggest that (in general) the male human being is automatically entranced by breasts. Sure, they might be nice and soft (and appealing to me, as a heterosexual male) but they wont save you from my ruthless competitive nature (unless some aspect of your personality deems you worthy.)
Anyway, the whole point here is the physical shell is not what makes a human being attractive or unattractive, it is merely a modifier.
but a nice rack is so very lovely
Quote from: Zombie¬?I think it would be untrue to suggest that (in general) the male human being is automatically entranced by breasts. Sure, they might be nice and soft (and appealing to me, as a heterosexual male) but they wont save you from my ruthless competitive nature (unless some aspect of your personality deems you worthy.)
Anyway, the whole point here is the physical shell is not what makes a human being attractive or unattractive, it is merely a modifier.
Indeed. I've never been one to understand the kind of attitude I've seen in this thread, and luckily enough, I haven't seen it in men I know.
Sometimes I feel like guys are just given the idea that men are supposed to dig breasts, and by that I don't mean "Yeah, they're nice" but "They're the best thing about a woman".
The few times I've read a women's magazine between playing video games & blowing soap bubbles, I've seen that the idiotic females writing the stuff seem to like the idea of men being stupid about breasts, and I'm starting to believe the whole thing is fed by dumb women. "Just wear a tight, low-necked shirt and give a seductive smile, and the free drink will be yours." If you're a girl and not throwing up when you see something like that, consider drowning.
Of course, this could have something to do with the place you happen to live in, I might be too used to the sight of naked people to see what's so special about it. If I were to be mean about this, I'd say that breasts seem to be special only to people who haven't touched them since they were babies.
Quote from: The CommanderI think everyone should be taught how to defend themselves while young. I know my life would have been a lot easier had someone helped boost my self confidence and taught me how to handle myself in a fight instead of telling me the only correct solution when dealing with violence was to turn the other cheek.
I certainly believe in trying to reach a peaceful conclusion first, but sometimes people force your self-preservation reflex to kick in by continueing to harass you and threaten you physically.
To this day, anytime I get angry enough to defend myself in a fight, I freak out and start shaking and usually end up bawling my eyes out. Thanks for that Mom. :(
Battery is not just an issue women face. I'm not saying that to diminish how utterly horrible it is when it happens, I'm just saying it is not an issue unique to women.
Maybe it is just the bisexual in me, but I have always found women with muscles to be a little intoxicating and sexy. I guess it is an attraction to women with power, cause men with muscles don't turn me on at all.
However, above and beyond anything, boobs hold my full attention. Is there a martial art that uses boobs as a weapon?
Still, no one has explained objectification to me. :(
The Commander
DIA
I still break down into tears after confrontation in spite of several years of martial arts, marching band and service jobs. The trick is not breaking down until
after the confrontation
Quote from: Malaul
did somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
Two collars
and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?
Quote from: SMFabalQuote from: Malaul
did somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
Two collars and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?
Maybe for other people. :wink:
But for Zorga and her sisters (and apparently for Malaul) there is no such thing as overkill.
So there.
And in the intrest if thoughtful conversation:
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicy animals and you know it." -Tommy Lee Jones, Men In Black (very insiteful movie for a lowest common denominator Hollywood summer blockbuster)
I forgot to say that I like my boobs.
They are my friends.
Do you like your boobs?
Quote from: Magdelina ZorgaI forgot to say that I like my boobs.
They are my friends.
Do you like your boobs?
I just want to say that my sister isn't even drunk as she writes this.
Although her husband does threaten to call AAA -1 on her all the time.
But she refuses to go until her special order sage green straight jacket comes it......it's on back order at the moment.
Quote from: Magdelina ZorgaQuote from: SMFabalQuote from: Malaul
did somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
Two collars and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?
Maybe for other people. :wink:
But for Zorga and her sisters (and apparently for Malaul) there is no such thing as overkill.
So there.
Hmmm ... that's a valid point. It's just a bit much for my tastes .. I prefer simpler, less cluttered looks. Of course, on our little kitten, anything looks good (and nothing looks better) :twisted:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Magdelina ZorgaI forgot to say that I like my boobs.
They are my friends.
Do you like your boobs?
I just want to say that my sister isn't even drunk as she writes this.
Although her husband does threaten to call AAA -1 on her all the time.
But she refuses to go until her special order sage green straight jacket comes it......it's on back order at the moment.
Which reminds me.....why the hell don't "they" (whoever they are) make ace bandages in designer colors?!?!? Or any colors besides icky fleshtones. Not that there is anything wrong with Zorga's fleshtone, mind you. I want an ace bandage in a color that will coordinate with my golf outfit! Or any other outfit. It drives me crazy when my outfits match and my ace bandages don't. Not that there's anything wrong with me that I need an ace bandage, mind you. I'm just going blind and have only one good knee, and I would like to be color coordinated and it is impossible at this time. My present husband, is laughing at me because I cannot find an hot pink ace bandage. Zorga had only one tiny temper tantrum in the drug store over the lack of hot pink bandages, which is a serious problem in her life, and that little man laughed at her.
Carry on children, that's all I have to say about that.
You could use thje ace and put a light layer of Colored Breathable tape (http://www.rainbowrope.com/mummify.html) over it. Sorry, I couldn't find colored ace bandages on short notice (I could if I had more time). You could also try dying your Ace with RIT(tm) dyes.
Quote from: SMFabalYou could use thje ace and put a light layer of Colored Breathable tape (http://www.rainbowrope.com/mummify.html) over it. Sorry, I couldn't find colored ace bandages on short notice (I could if I had more time). You could also try dying your Ace with RIT(tm) dyes.
Zorga likes you.
Hey if it involes the complete or partial imobilization of body parts, I'm your guy. :twisted:
It's a ... hobby of mine :twisted:
Quote from: SMFabalQuote from: Malaul
did somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
Two collars and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?
if by overkill you mean
perfect yes
Quote from: SMFabal
Hmmm ... that's a valid point. It's just a bit much for my tastes .. I prefer simpler, less cluttered looks. Of course, on our kitten, anything looks good (and nothing looks better) :twisted:
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT NOTHING LOOKS BETTER?!?! ^^worries^^
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: SMFabal
Hmmm ... that's a valid point. It's just a bit much for my tastes .. I prefer simpler, less cluttered looks. Of course, on our kitten, anything looks good (and nothing looks better) :twisted:
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT NOTHING LOOKS BETTER?!?! ^^worries^^
::Was kind of wondering the same thing, herself::
^^hides behind bella^^
Quote from: Malaul^^hides behind bella^^
*hides behind Malaul*
::passes Malaul a robe::
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAlthough her husband does threaten to call AAA -1 on her all the time.
He's going to call the auto club on her?
Nope.....AAA - 1 = AA.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomNope.....AAA - 1 = AA.
Oh. Triple A minus one. Math. Well, that explains that. I thought maybe
in Big Sky country you had to be in a car to get help with, you know,
a little tippling problem. But when you involve math, well, gnomes
don't do math you know. We leave that for the dwarves.
QuoteAlthough her husband does threaten to call AAA -1 on her all the time.
You can't abuse tequila, can you?
Nope, but Zorga doesn't drink tequila.
She made herself sick on tequila one too many times and now she pretty much sticks to rum and coke.
Ugh.....nasty stuff, if you ask me.
Quote from: Magdelina ZorgaQuote from: SMFabalQuote from: Malaul
did somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
Two collars and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?
Maybe for other people. :wink:
But for Zorga and her sisters (and apparently for Malaul) there is no such thing as overkill.
So there.
Zorga!!! So nice to see you here!
**Hugs Zorga**
Don't go away......................
Bella Darling, do you think we should get some type of
super insurance with Zorga on the board?
No wait...........what was I thinking?
We've got boobs :D
13 pages of posts, and only one good picture of boobies? ;)
just be happy there IS one,,,
:twisted: :twisted:
We must have more pictures of boobies! Clearly. The terrorists will win if we don't all band together and fight this Ancient Evil.
there was a great one in the pics thread
Ill see if I can find it for ya
(http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/bouncing.gif)
SO THERE!! Nyeah
Quote from: Lempo
Indeed. I've never been one to understand the kind of attitude I've seen in this thread, and luckily enough, I haven't seen it in men I know.
Sometimes I feel like guys are just given the idea that men are supposed to dig breasts, and by that I don't mean "Yeah, they're nice" but "They're the best thing about a woman".
If I were to be mean about this, I'd say that breasts seem to be special only to people who haven't touched them since they were babies.
Now I want everyone to back me up on this...not once have I said that the best thing, or the only thing about women as a whole was boobs. I have said that on a physical level, what I find most attractive are boobs. And I have said, just as a general statement about life in general, that I like boobs. But there is much, much more to find attractive about a woman than her breasts.
There is also her hips. :twisted:
And I touch boobies all the time. I have a nice collection of them stuffed into my mattress.
The Commander
He-Man Super Masculine (in a slightly effeminate sort of way) Boob Toucher of the DIA
Quote from: Malaulthere was a great one in the pics thread
Ill see if I can find it for ya
(http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/bouncing.gif)
SO THERE!! Nyeah
+5000 Jiggle Points.
I aim to please
Quote from: LempoQuote from: Zombie¬?I think it would be untrue to suggest that (in general) the male human being is automatically entranced by breasts. Sure, they might be nice and soft (and appealing to me, as a heterosexual male) but they wont save you from my ruthless competitive nature (unless some aspect of your personality deems you worthy.)
Anyway, the whole point here is the physical shell is not what makes a human being attractive or unattractive, it is merely a modifier.
"Just wear a tight, low-necked shirt and give a seductive smile, and the free drink will be yours." If you're a girl and not throwing up when you see something like that, consider drowning.
I usually laugh hysterically at that sort of thing. One of my friends once tipped a waitress 20 dollars on a 6 dollar ticket because he thought she had a nice ass, which at the time was a lot funnier than it was pathetic. (I guess you'd have to know the guy, but he likes to blow money on ridiculious crap.)
Quote from: Lempo
Of course, this could have something to do with the place you happen to live in, I might be too used to the sight of naked people to see what's so special about it. If I were to be mean about this, I'd say that breasts seem to be special only to people who haven't touched them since they were babies.
I bet that gets old pretty quickly.
Granted, there isnt much thats special about the sight of naked people. I've been naked since highschool.
Quote from: Guido FinucciHope the toothache is better.
Quote from: Colonel FailurePeople are inherently selfish, which leads to inconsiderate behavior and ultimately a lack of compassion. It is a lack of compassion that is one of the root causes for most of the social evils that man visits upon his fellow man.
I believe that I have met (and been related to, by marriage) some genuinely selfless people. I do not believe that people are inerently selfish, even if most of them behave that way.
Oh yeah: Mmmmmmmmmmhhh... Booobies.
Yeah, better now, thanks...
And yes, I too have known truly selfless people. I consider them to be a exception to the general rule type of a thing. I just forgot to add one little bit to the end of that statement:
[newt voice]
Mostly... [/newt voice]
And mmmm, yeah... Hooray For Boobies!
8)
CF
Knockers
I have a great deal of love for the boobs.
Quote from: Zombie¬?
One of my friends once tipped a waitress 20 dollars on a 6 dollar ticket because he thought she had a nice ass, which at the time was a lot funnier than it was pathetic. (I guess you'd have to know the guy, but he likes to blow money on ridiculious crap.)
Ha! Your friend was pretty smooth, when guys think I have a nice ass they pull their dick out of their mini shorts and ask if I'd like to suck them... and then give me a surprised "What? Why not? Slut..."
I can't help but laugh when things like that happen.
My knuckles are bleeding.
Quote from: riff
QuoteMaybe it is just the bisexual in me, but I have always found women with muscles to be a little intoxicating and sexy. I guess it is an attraction to women with power, cause men with muscles don't turn me on at all.
"I want a woman who can kick my ass." -- The Commander
QuoteHowever, above and beyond anything, boobs hold my full attention. Is there a martial art that uses boobs as a weapon?
Yes, it's called Titjitsu, and female ninjas were trained in it before going undercover as geishas.
There is nothing sexier than knowing your date can rip your heart out with her bare hands and knowing that she isn't because she has a soft spot for you. Even though I'm a skinny person (though not by choice) I've always been attracted to women with bodies, the perfect body, for me, actually involves having a healthy amount of body fat. You're better off having some than having none. Besides which, I don't like hugging people who I can wrap my arms around and touch my elbows at the same time, I feel like there's nothing there.
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: SMFabalQuote from: Malaul
did somebody say BOOBS!!! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/PINK.JPG)
Two collars and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?
if by overkill you mean perfect yes
(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-083.gif)(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-083.gif)(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-083.gif)(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-083.gif)(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-083.gif)
Mal... If I was single, well I'm sure I wouldn't be... (http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/grinser/grinning-smiley-043.gif)
:shock: :shock: :oops: :oops: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ah trollax, you flatter this old cat
Quote from: Malaulthere was a great one in the pics thread
Ill see if I can find it for ya
(http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/bouncing.gif)
SO THERE!! Nyeah
I saw something similar to this on the RealDoll website. It was supposed to show how "naturally" the dolls boobs moved.
Not that I ever for one second considered buying one of those dolls.
Ever.
The Commander
DIA :roll:
Quote from: The CommanderQuote from: Malaulthere was a great one in the pics thread
Ill see if I can find it for ya
(http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/misc/bouncing.gif)
SO THERE!! Nyeah
I saw something similar to this on the RealDoll website. It was supposed to show how "naturally" the dolls boobs moved.
Not that I ever for one second considered buying one of those dolls.
Ever.
The Commander
DIA :roll:
Completly agree... they would make a horrible pool float, and since they can be upwards of 90lb, they wouldn't make a good toy at a baseball game to toss around.
No, they're not good pool floats...
But if I had 5 grand to burn on such a useless thing, I'd definately get one... I'd dress her up nice, and put a cigarette or a book or something in her hands, set her in an out of the way corner and then invite some company over and refuse to acknowledge her presense in any way.
If I won the lottery or something, I'd get a whole bunch of them, do the same thing, and also hire some real people to mix in with them and
really freak out my guests.
Quote from: George CarlinThese are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools...
8)
CF
there are porn sites now that are devoted wholly to Real Dolls.
You can order a she-male one now as well.
Just a little info for the curious.
The Commander
DIA
I found these boobs on some Discordian's site somewhere...Is this any of you? Lovely!
(http://fnord.org/albums/newyears2000/dcp_2992.jpg)
what do you mean happy new year...?!?!?
she loks like my friend TRish, but I think Trish has smaller boobs
How come I wasn't invited to that party?
I should go to more parties that have fingerpaints. Fingerpainting is fun.
The Commander
DIA
Finger painting is fun indeed!
We are having a New Year's Party at the Den...I think I shall get some fingerpaints...
ONG CAN I GO PLEASE!!!!
PLEASEEEEEE
Im prepaired to beg
and bribe!!
I even have FLAVOURED FINGER PAINTS AL READY!!!
Quote from: The CommanderI thought I would raise the level of discussion on this board and talk about how much I like boobs.
Does my fondness for boobs, and my proud statement to such effect, make me anti-woman, or anti-feminist, just plain crude or does it just mean I'm not an ass man?
The Commander
DIA
It means you may very well be a liberal.
Neocons hate and fear the big boobies.
Witness John Ashcroft spending $6000 on velvet durtain to cover up the statue of justice.
Arrrrgh, the irony.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: The CommanderI thought I would raise the level of discussion on this board and talk about how much I like boobs.
Does my fondness for boobs, and my proud statement to such effect, make me anti-woman, or anti-feminist, just plain crude or does it just mean I'm not an ass man?
The Commander
DIA
It means you may very well be a liberal.
Neocons hate and fear the big boobies.
Witness John Ashcroft spending $6000 on velvet durtain to cover up the statue of justice.
Arrrrgh, the irony.
I'm actually convinced that his point wasnt censorship.
It was literally the obfuscation of justice.
(which HAS been accomplished, hasnt it?)
*pies obfuscation of justice*
ah... if onmly it wasn't a hanging offence to think about revolution in these times of gonads and strife...
*spaces out*
OMFG... I just had a whole new revelation about that song...
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDah... if onmly it wasn't a hanging offence to think about revolution in these times of gonads and strife...
*spaces out*
OMFG... I just had a whole new revelation about that song...
You mean as in gonads=strife?
lack of boobs=strife
lack of ass=more strife
Well, there is no lack of asses around here, so we should be ok. (ba-dum-ching)
The Commander
DIA
QuoteWell, there is no lack of asses around here, so we should be ok.
i am all the ass you folks need :twisted:
::pies the donkey's ass::
(Well, somebody had to do it.)
Where the hell is everyone getting all these pies from? And what the hell do they have to do with boobs?
The Commander
DIA
::pies the Commander's boobs::
Happy?
Quote from: The CommanderWhere the hell is everyone getting all these pies from? And what the hell do they have to do with boobs?
The Commander
DIA
Don't look at me......I'm not baking the pies.
I think the Illuminati are supplying the pies to encourage Discordian infighting. (if only they knew that no encouragement is needed...)
Quote from: archPope Rocket P LlamaI think the Illuminati are supplying the pies to encourage Discordian infighting. (if only they knew that no encouragement is needed...)
WHAT THE HELL, SON?
Quote from: ChefQuote from: archPope Rocket P LlamaI think the Illuminati are supplying the pies to encourage Discordian infighting. (if only they knew that no encouragement is needed...)
WHAT THE HELL, SON?
THAT, my friend, IS THE HELL! THAT RIGHT THERE -->.<---
What the hell, indeed?
Why aren't they supplying cookies instead?!?!?
That would be a lot more encouragement, at least where I'm concerned.
Although, I do like pie. :P
PS: Maybe Chef is making them........I mean with a name like "Chef" and all it seems entirely possible.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhat the hell, indeed?
PS: Maybe Chef is making them........I mean with a name like "Chef" and all it seems entirely possible.
DA CHEF MAKES NO COOKIES.
IF HE DID, HE WOULD BE DA BAKER.
HE AIN'T.
O\/\/NED.
O\/\/NED what? A restaurant? A kitchen? A non-baking cooking appliance of some sort? I'm just not sure what it is you're O\/\/NEDing.
::pies Illuminati::
::cookies CHEF::
Gee, this is fun.
::wanders off to look for cake::
Quote from: gnimbley::pies Illuminati::
::cookies CHEF::
Gee, this is fun.
::wanders off to look for cake::
*Cakes the gnome*
There is far too much baking going on in this forum. We are supposed to be talking about womens BREASTS for goodness sake!
Less baking. More Boobs.
This is my new motto. I wonder what it would be translated into Latin? Riff once found a Latin translation of "Baby Got Back". Perty hilarious.
The Commander
DIA
speaking of boob,
I gotta new corset yesterday
anyone wanna see pics of it?
I promise there will be boobs galore and cleavage!!
this thing is damn hot, and you guys alwyas say the nicest things, and my ego could use a little ...
petting...
Quote from: MalaulI gotta new corset yesterday
anyone wanna see pics of it?
Show us the boobies!
I gotta get the camera set up
Il promise it will be by the end of tonight
damn and it's not even my birthday.
i'm a boob guy, i guess.. but honestly i like tummies and 'laughing dancing moles'* better.
*reference: hafiz
kim
(http://www.asianunderground.co.uk/images/article_pics/entertainment/breasts.jpg)
it sucks.
Quote from: The Commander
Less baking. More Boobs.
minus coquus. plus mamma.
veeeery rough translation.
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Damn! To steal a phrase from the good Australians, that's shit-hot!
thats good right?
I hope so, or I've been pissing off alot of Australians lately.
Quote from: Malaulclick here for boobs (http://www.livejournal.com/users/synthetichuman/151606.html)
I am forbidden. :cry: Boobies denied.
(http://www.webcamerapics.com/web-cam-cleavage/web-cam-cleavage-0007.jpg)(http://www.ifriends-preview.com/massive-boobs/massive-boobs04.jpg)
have no fear, boobs are here.
*all credit goes to random cam-whores*
That blonde is kinda cute but she doesn't have a corset, and I was promised hot corset action.
Apparently gnomes and ferrets are forbidden from viewing pussy boobie. I guess we are too young of species to see such things.
Sigh.
Ninja's as well...
doom
try now
I didnt realise it was blocked
Now you do.
careful you might set the fire alarm off smokin like that, miss kitty.
*thinks it's -someone's- birthday*
meh, picture quality is too bad, it doesn't look like a corset. can't really tell what it is.
Boob is a funny word.
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheI hope so, or I've been pissing off alot of Australians lately.
do tell?
Australian's let's all look pissed off
Because our anthem sucks!
T'was written by a rich dumbass
Who liked to shave his nuts
Our land abounds superlatives
and dull-brained sentiments
In history's page let words declare
Australia's anthem SUCKS!
In off key tones let us all howl
Australia's anthem sucks!
Quote from: MieiBoob is a funny word.
We prefer 'norks'.
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: MieiBoob is a funny word.
We prefer 'norks'.
It's Naugs!
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDIt's Naugs!
Quote from: Some guy on the WebThe eldest of the merfolk are naugs (grumps), valued advisors and teachers of the merfolk.
I found something the commander will enjoy,
(http://www.pamservices.com/rectorycakes/Boob%20Cake.jpg)
It's a boob shaped cake
Great Ceasars Ghost! It's a Boob cake!
Hotsuma...you are my favorite Ninja. So...anyone care for a slice??? *gets out sharp cake knife*
Malaul....*pets*... despite the poor picture quality I could still see that you were wearing a corset. You look quite fetching in it. It showcases your tat nicely.
Is that enough petting, or should I through in some cake as well?
I almost forgot. For those into large breaststststss.... http://bbs.bigbreastlovers.com/phpBB2/index.php?sid=b4d03606c029a6386abb058839fec069
The Commander
DIA
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/corset03.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/boob01.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/boob0.jpg
since the link didnt work for everyone I reposted them
(sorry for those who dont wish to see these)
Where did you buy that corset?
It's gorgeous!
there is a rennasance faire near me that sells them
this is the second one Ive bought from them,...
the other is hot pink and black
It is teh hottness
Cleaveage with my morning cup of tea. It is going to be a good day.
<sigh>Aaaaaahhhhh!</sigh>
glad I could be of service
Quote from: Malaul(http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/corset03.jpg)
(http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/boob01.jpg)
(http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/boob0.jpg)
since the link didnt work for everyone I reposted them
(sorry for those who dont wish to see these)
just wanted to be sure that I see enough of this...
Yeah, isn't she beautiful?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, isn't she beautiful?
I think so... love the new avatar.... meow.
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, isn't she beautiful?
I think so... love the new avatar.... meow.
Me, too.
And thanks :P
my cat can eat a whole watermelon.
???
let me edit that
Have you tested that out?
I hope you took pics of the cat eating watermelon.
haven't tested it... and sorry no pics.
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, isn't she beautiful?
I think so... love the new avatar.... meow.
ya just think so?
Aw Graves, Im hurt :cry: :cry:
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishaven't tested it... and sorry no pics.
MAKE WITH THE PICS
If I had boobs, I'd wear a corset.
Malaul, can I borrow your boobs? Wait a second, didn't my fair Duchess have a pair of detachable boobs running around somewhere? I hereby order all agents to search for the Duchesses missing boobs.
When you find them...bring them to me on a silver platter.
The Commander
DIA
Aye Aye, Commander.
Hear that guys?
The hunt for Shirley and Laverne aka Demonica's boobs is on again!
PS: Bring them back alive and unharmed.
PPS: Be careful.....they're armed and dangerous.
I think Laverne and Shirley ran off with Malauls corsett pics. The links
didn't work for me. :cry:
GRR
thats stupid post
the links are being very cranky!
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/corset03.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/boob01.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/boob0.jpg
did those work that time?
They seem to be working now, yes.
I'm glad because Demonica can stop pouting about it now.
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishaven't tested it... and sorry no pics.
MAKE WITH THE PICS
sorry... no pics.
Be vigilant! Shirley and Laverne are a tricky pair. Make sure you bring plenty of band-aids and wear lots of kevlar.
The Commander
DIA
No kidding. I'm glad you're warning all the agents.
The only reason Laverne and Shirley didn't kill me that one time is because we're related. Sort of.
*bounds up to Bella and the Commander*
Good Cop and Bad Cop are ready to lend a hand!
Good Cop and Bad Cop!?!?!?
You're a godsend! And just in time!!
what abotu super cop, evil cop and beyond-the-law-and-out-for-justice-at-any-price cop?
Quote from: Grand Imam Horabwhat abotu super cop, evil cop and beyond-the-law-and-out-for-justice-at-any-price cop?
Better and better. I like that plan a lot.
I assumed she was talking about her boobs being good cop and bad cop.
That would be she had three boobs. I'm impressed.
Bigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army
Thu Jul 22, 9:15 AM ET
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.
The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.
"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.
Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents, the magazine said.
The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."
Quote from: gnimbletteBigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army
Thu Jul 22, 9:15 AM ET
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.
The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.
"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.
Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents, the magazine said.
The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."
*signs up for the military*
*sitting in dentist's chair...* OK I want those subdermal muscle amplifiers, the eye-enhanced sub-corneal optics, the supermelanin gland, the penis extension and the venom glands under my tongue...
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
*signs up for the military*
*sitting in dentist's chair...* OK I want those subdermal muscle amplifiers, the eye-enhanced sub-corneal optics, the supermelanin gland, the penis extension and the venom glands under my tongue...
Heh heh heh hehMilitary recruiter: Absolutley Mr. Trollax, you can get all that.
Dentist: Here, first we put you under.
Trollax: (wakes) Wow, now I've got ...
WTF? ... 42DD BOOBS?!?!
Male Nurse: Ah, yeah, well, that's what they were practising this week, sorry.
Sergeant: Here's your M1, soldier. Welcome to Iraq. BTW, your tour of duty has just been extended by Rumsfeld to sixteen years.
Heh heh heh heh
Well, at least he's got boobs to occupy his spare time while he's over there.
The Commander
DIA
::tries to picture her boobs on trollaxe::
EW :x
::Tries her very best not to picture Malaul's booobs on Trolllax::
Damn! It's not working.....I still have that horrible picture stuck in my mind.
Think of george Bush and Laura Bush having sex.
That ought to erase any other unpleasant thoughts.
The Commander
DIA
Uh......yup. You're right.
All other unpleasant thoughts have run screaming from my brain.
Think of the Bush daughters having sex.....with each other!...Now that would be a site to behold!
(http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/countdown2004.jpg)
What is that thing in the lower right corner? Looks like a monkey on drugs.
::whines::
whyyyy yyyyyy wont the linnnnnkkk worrrkkkkk
I hate this
What link?
Yeah, the Bush daughters are pretty hopt, and party girls. They might just go for it if we can get the mdrunk enough. Then we could take pictures and bribe them....
...or just masturbate. :shock:
The Commander
DIA
the pic link wsnt working before, it is now,,,
Where has the Commander gone off to again! I found more boobs for him to enjoy!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/donkeyotay/jewel2.jpg)
whoa momma!
Quote from: Donkeyotay
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/donkeyotay/jewel2.jpg)
somebody grab the bucket, bessie needs to be milked :twisted:
Quote from: Demon seed#threewhoa momma!
Quote from: Donkeyotay
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/donkeyotay/jewel2.jpg)
somebody grab the bucket, bessie needs to be milked :twisted:
:shock: Can you imagine the amount of back trouble that poor girl has!
I didnt think silicon weighed that much,,,
I prefer Butts and Seeds i mean Seeds no butts however....
i post some pics of my favorit butts on Sunday if u like =).
Quote from: Demon seed#threewhoa momma!
Quote from: Donkeyotay
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/donkeyotay/jewel2.jpg)
somebody grab the bucket, bessie needs to be milked :twisted:
bahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ohh man im in tears.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/donkeyotay/jewel3.jpg
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
::Edited for safety -SMFabal::
Hehehe more boobies for all to enjoy!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/donkeyotay/somenekkidchic.jpg
::Edited for safety -SMFabal::
What to say?
Only this I guess:
BOOBS!
she's still an 80's nightmare...
Boobs! boobs! boobs!
a wise man once told me "the higher the hair, the closer to god!"
Quote from: Donkeyotay
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/donkeyotay/somenekkidchic.jpg
a preacers wife on crack :twisted:
::Edited for safety -SMFabal::
hey bno offece guys, btu there's oen rule on this forum that's easy enough to follow and htat's don't post pr0n. if you wanna have a link with a warnign to somethign pronographic, i'm sure the mods won't mind, but this is jsu tbeing disrespectful to the mgt.
(http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/issue125.jpg)
thats not pr0n.
if i had my way you'd all be nudies.
clothes suck.
Definition of pronography form USC 18:
That which appeals solely to the purient interest, and is without artistic, scientific or literary merit. Note that this definition applys to the work as a whole, and not to any one specific portion of the work.
This is wht porn movies have a "plot", thuis giving them "literary" merit :roll:
::enter Mod of Doom (the Third)::
my picture of the 90's chic was artistic dammit! Just because her boobies are fake doesn't mean its PrOn!
Maybe not, but it's also not for direct posting on this forum - kids can wander in here, you know
Quote from: SMFabalMaybe not, but it's also not for direct posting on this forum - kids can wander in here, you know
Oh, for Goddess' sake... are we going to open up
that discussion again? Look, you people have
got to stop with the puritanical notion that "protecting" young people from nudity is helping them in any way, shape, or form. Boobs are just a part of the human body and a fact of nature, and the idea that there's a certain age one has to reach before becoming aware of them is retroactive bullshit.
(This is not to say that I agree with directly posting them on the fora- after all, some of us come here at work or school and the environs must be kept safe to that end. But not doing what comes naturally simply because you don't want your kids exposed to it isn't keeping their minds "clean"- it's just making them neurotic.)
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: SMFabalMaybe not, but it's also not for direct posting on this forum - kids can wander in here, you know
Oh, for Goddess' sake... are we going to open up that discussion again? Look, you people have got to stop with the puritanical notion that "protecting" young people from nudity is helping them in any way, shape, or form. Boobs are just a part of the human body and a fact of nature, and the idea that there's a certain age one has to reach before becoming aware of them is retroactive bullshit.
(This is not to say that I agree with directly posting them on the fora- after all, some of us come here at work or school and the environs must be kept safe to that end. But not doing what comes naturally simply because you don't want your kids exposed to it isn't keeping their minds "clean"- it's just making them neurotic.)
Yes Medeo show them the way :twisted: :P
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: SMFabalMaybe not, but it's also not for direct posting on this forum - kids can wander in here, you know
Oh, for Goddess' sake... are we going to open up that discussion again? Look, you people have got to stop with the puritanical notion that "protecting" young people from nudity is helping them in any way, shape, or form. Boobs are just a part of the human body and a fact of nature, and the idea that there's a certain age one has to reach before becoming aware of them is retroactive bullshit.
(This is not to say that I agree with directly posting them on the fora- after all, some of us come here at work or school and the environs must be kept safe to that end. But not doing what comes naturally simply because you don't want your kids exposed to it isn't keeping their minds "clean"- it's just making them neurotic.)
Hear, hear! Let's keep the censorship focused on work-safe, not prissy-minded editing.
Yes, but the reason there are mods in the first place is because some guy posted photos of his ass. The Mgt was concerned about covering her own butt, legal wise that is. Here's what the mgt said when she asked for people to help her moderate the forums:
Quote from: The MgtI'm currently looking for moderators for the PrincipiaDiscordia.com Forums. I'd like to hear from people who visit the forums frequently (at least every couple of days) and who would like to look out for objectionable material. All that I'm looking to eliminate from the forums is lewd content (i.e. that which a child or young teenager definitely shouldn't be viewing) and harassment of forum posters. If you are interested and have at least 100 posts to the forums already (i.e., I know you're invested), please reply to this and let me know. I'll probably decide on two or three moderators within a couple of days. Thank you so much to those of you that respond!
My primary concern when moderating posts is to keep it work/school safe, but I can understand The Mgt's concern. She's nice enough to give us this free forum, so what's the big deal about respecting her wishes? Just link it somewhere else and there won't be any problems, k?
If it was hardcore pr0n, then yes, it would be correct to censor.
But a pair of boobs? Come on here! YOu can see that at many beaches anyway!
Ah, but you forget that some of us are in the Puritanical USA, and can get fired if boobs show up on the computer screen.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYes, but the reason there are mods in the first place is because some guy posted photos of his ass. The Mgt was concerned about covering her own butt, legal wise that is. Here's what the mgt said when she asked for people to help her moderate the forums:
Quote from: The MgtI'm currently looking for moderators for the PrincipiaDiscordia.com Forums. I'd like to hear from people who visit the forums frequently (at least every couple of days) and who would like to look out for objectionable material. All that I'm looking to eliminate from the forums is lewd content (i.e. that which a child or young teenager definitely shouldn't be viewing) and harassment of forum posters. If you are interested and have at least 100 posts to the forums already (i.e., I know you're invested), please reply to this and let me know. I'll probably decide on two or three moderators within a couple of days. Thank you so much to those of you that respond!
My primary concern when moderating posts is to keep it work/school safe, but I can understand The Mgt's concern. She's nice enough to give us this free forum, so what's the big deal about respecting her wishes? Just link it somewhere else and there won't be any problems, k?
and that was my point exactly. respect does not bow before the percieved freedoms of anyone.
American fear of everything Bad and Not Nice is... silly to say the least.
But hey, if you get fired for stuff that breaks is, then... well, I guess we'll just have to obey the stupid censorship rules.
Quote from: CharlemagneAmerican fear of everything Bad and Not Nice is... silly to say the least.
But hey, if you get fired for stuff that breaks is, then... well, I guess we'll just have to obey the stupid censorship rules.
Not only can people in this stupid country get fired for having nudie pics pop up, students can also face repercussions. It's not right, but it happens.
Quote from: treemontserand that was my point exactly. respect does not bow before the percieved freedoms of anyone
Yup. I have the greatest respect for the mgt and would hope that the rest of you do, too. With that said, here is what she's asking of us. I don't think it's all that difficult.
Quote from: The MgtI just want to clarify a point - when I said lewd content, I mostly just meant explicit pictures. You can say "fuck" all you want, and discuss whatever you want. I don't want to limit freedom of speech. You can even link to explicit pictures, as long as it's only a link, not putting the photo in the post itself, and as long as you warn people that it is explicit (or "not work safe," or whatever you want to call it.) I'm looking for the lightest possible amount of moderation (short of none at all.)
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: SMFabalMaybe not, but it's also not for direct posting on this forum - kids can wander in here, you know
Oh, for Goddess' sake... are we going to open up that discussion again? Look, you people have got to stop with the puritanical notion that "protecting" young people from nudity is helping them in any way, shape, or form. Boobs are just a part of the human body and a fact of nature, and the idea that there's a certain age one has to reach before becoming aware of them is retroactive bullshit.
(This is not to say that I agree with directly posting them on the fora- after all, some of us come here at work or school and the environs must be kept safe to that end. But not doing what comes naturally simply because you don't want your kids exposed to it isn't keeping their minds "clean"- it's just making them neurotic.)
Literally (and I do mean that) I could not have said it better myself.
Quote from: SMFabalDefinition of pronography form USC 18:
That which appeals solely to the purient interest, and is without artistic, scientific or literary merit. Note that this definition applys to the work as a whole, and not to any one specific portion of the work.
This is wht porn movies have a "plot", thuis giving them "literary" merit :roll:
::enter Mod of Doom (the Third)::
If I may just point out the point that got me a HD in art in year 11.
Art is a concepot an artwork is a crystallisation of that concept and given the large preoponderance of different types of art in the world the operational definition of the term "art' varies from place to place and person to person. While I'd be loathe to point out that any of the pictures we've seen so far in this thread as "art" I would also like to proffer medeo's point and say that this thread would constitute an artistic merit as the struggle between sectarianism and open-mindedness within all of us.
That said, there is the issue of who doing what on the forums, I'm the one who was responsible for mods being modded in the first place when some troll started posting gay porn of bush and saddam (edited of course). The point is not about what we believe, in this instance it is about what the majority of the populace believes; and like it or not, because they can be freely and easily exposed to the contents of this forum there are certain conventions we are going to have to observe.
At the very least, we should have a content warning posted between the main page and here.
Warning: these forums may contain, sexual references, drug use, paganism, idoltary, course language, dissent of popular culture, and people from other countries.
QuoteWhile I'd be loathe to point out that any of the pictures we've seen so far in this thread as "art" I
Dude..THe nekkid pic of the mama with the big hair is artistic! It's art I say! ART, Dammit! Just ask sexygrrl or CHEF!
Quote from: DonkeyotayQuoteWhile I'd be loathe to point out that any of the pictures we've seen so far in this thread as "art" I
Dude..THe nekkid pic of the mama with the big hair is artistic! It's art I say! ART, Dammit! Just ask sexygrrl or CHEF!
yes let's ask both of the only two denziens of this forum who's combined IQ's wouldn't even approach pi, what they consider to be art. Chef, a troll who believes himself to be a know-nothing black guy with a cousin to protect him (talk about low standards) and Sexygrrrl, the latest release from bimbo inc. with a diary full of angst-filled, poorly-worded teen poety that would probably win her a gold star if she was still in kindergarten.
And big hair? what are trying to do, make me vomit? frizzy hair and bad perms went out with moon boots and synthesizers. and it should definitely stay with the acid-wash jeans, that is: in the dumpster underneath the bodies and being loaded into the incinerator.
Quotefrizzy hair and bad perms went out with moon boots and synthesizers
I know...and the picture is from said era! Who cares about hair anyways..boobs are boobs yes?! ANd yes, those boobies are fake but, they are still nice and big...and very shapely...If her hair wasn't so poofy, you would not be complaining :P :twisted:
Quote from: DonkeyotayQuotefrizzy hair and bad perms went out with moon boots and synthesizers
I know...and the picture is from said era! Who cares about hair anyways..boobs are boobs yes?! ANd yes, those boobies are fake but, they are still nice and big...and very shapely...If her hair wasn't so poofy, you would not be complaining :P :twisted:
I dunno. it's a whole package thing. I probably would have made a pass at Josh's sister by now if she wasn't such a bitch...
QuoteI dunno. it's a whole package thing. I probably would have made a pass at Josh's sister by now if she wasn't such a bitch...
You should Trollax...If she hates you it might be fun to annoy her or just fuck with her and whats the worse that could happen? You get laid?
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: SMFabalMaybe not, but it's also not for direct posting on this forum - kids can wander in here, you know
Oh, for Goddess' sake... are we going to open up that discussion again? Look, you people have got to stop with the puritanical notion that "protecting" young people from nudity is helping them in any way, shape, or form. Boobs are just a part of the human body and a fact of nature, and the idea that there's a certain age one has to reach before becoming aware of them is retroactive bullshit.
(This is not to say that I agree with directly posting them on the fora- after all, some of us come here at work or school and the environs must be kept safe to that end. But not doing what comes naturally simply because you don't want your kids exposed to it isn't keeping their minds "clean"- it's just making them neurotic.)
Did I say we're "protecting children"? Did I so much as
imply that my concern is for the "minds of children"? Let me be perfectly clear on this subject:
I am trying to protect the continued operation of the Principia Discordia Forums. Whatever you, I, or the Mgt feels about the nature of nude art, or what constitutes the difference between art and "pornography",
it should not be posted directly to the forums. this is for OUR protection (don't give people ready-made fnordian ammunition)
Quote from: DonkeyotayQuotefrizzy hair and bad perms went out with moon boots and synthesizers
I know...and the picture is from said era! Who cares about hair anyways..boobs are boobs yes?! ANd yes, those boobies are fake but, they are still nice and big...and very shapely...If her hair wasn't so poofy, you would not be complaining :P :twisted:
ehy if i wanna see boobs, i canjsut go on over to yo momma's house.... ;) LOl :mrgreen:
lol sorry, lol, jsut couldn't lol, help my lol self lol
Quote from: DonkeyotayQuoteI dunno. it's a whole package thing. I probably would have made a pass at Josh's sister by now if she wasn't such a bitch...
You should Trollax...If she hates you it might be fun to annoy her or just fuck with her and whats the worse that could happen? You get laid?
Well, aside from the fact that I am engaged to be married, coupled with the fact that my fiance lurks in this fora sure... why not? I mean what's the worst that could happen? oh yes... I break her heart and end up in anoter frivolous relationship with someone I don't even like...
So thankyou no.. I mean thank you but no way in hades
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: DonkeyotayQuoteI dunno. it's a whole package thing. I probably would have made a pass at Josh's sister by now if she wasn't such a bitch...
You should Trollax...If she hates you it might be fun to annoy her or just fuck with her and whats the worse that could happen? You get laid?
Well, aside from the fact that I am engaged to be married, coupled with the fact that my fiance lurks in this fora sure... why not? I mean what's the worst that could happen? oh yes... I break her heart and end up in anoter frivolous relationship with someone I don't even like...
So thankyou no.. I mean thank you but no way in hades
*lurks, bites, grins innocently, disappears*
Quote from: PenOfDLQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: DonkeyotayQuoteI dunno. it's a whole package thing. I probably would have made a pass at Josh's sister by now if she wasn't such a bitch...
You should Trollax...If she hates you it might be fun to annoy her or just fuck with her and whats the worse that could happen? You get laid?
Well, aside from the fact that I am engaged to be married, coupled with the fact that my fiance lurks in this fora sure... why not? I mean what's the worst that could happen? oh yes... I break her heart and end up in anoter frivolous relationship with someone I don't even like...
So thankyou no.. I mean thank you but no way in hades
*lurks, bites, grins innocently, disappears*
See? :P
I dinna know you were engaged..congrats...And yes..it is a total package thing for me too (luv ya DS#3! :wink: ) But..a nice rack is a nice rack..no matter who it belongs to...BTW...is this art or porn?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/donkeyotay/Satanandlover.jpg
-Edited by SMFabal
Art, but still not Forum safe.
It does, after all, depict, well, exactly what The Mgt created us Mods to not allow to be posted on the forums (except the first time I beleive it was Dubbya and BinLaden, and nothing actually showed below the waist)
And even though the filename is "satanandlover", my first thought was "Pan Pariapus"(sp)
Quote from: SMFabalAnd even though the filename is "satanandlover", my first thought was "Pan Pariapus"(sp)
I know..that was the name the person who sent it to me gave it..I am just too lazy to correct it
Woohoo! 23 pages later and we are still talkin about boobs! My sinister plan worked! (evil grin)
the Commander
DIA
Commander!?!? Poofy Hair girl with big rack: Hot or not?
Quote from: DonkeyotayWhere has the Commander gone off to again! I found more boobs for him to enjoy!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/donkeyotay/jewel2.jpg)
i was on boob sabbatical for a while. I have a few minutes before my next class so i thought I would check on the progress of my topic. Still goin strong.
i would like to suggest that people do what the mods ask and not post nekkid pics directly to the forum. If they get in trouble, then the Boob topic will die!!!!!! that is a terribly fate.
The Commander
DIA
I love boobs too,kiss them,squeeze them,drink milk from them,rub my you know what between them,use them as pillows,eat chocolate,icecream,whipcream off of them,mmmmmmmmmmm boobies.And I do not think this makes me a sexist,just a kinky person who knows what he likes.After all if they werent meant to be fondled and admired they would never have ben giving to women by the powers that be.
i put them there to feed you're kids. what a bunch of pervs.
lucky i'm a dirty old man myself or i'd of smited yall time and time again already.
Quote from: DonkeyotayCommander!?!? Poofy Hair girl with big rack: Hot or not?
The poofy 80's girls was ok apart from the hair, but the "jewel" girl was more my style. Lots of curves and such. (feel free to pass along more liks to her....if you don't mind)
I swear I did NOT intend this to become a pic swapping thread.
Honest.
:twisted:
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The Commander
I swear I did NOT intend this to become a pic swapping thread.
Honest.
:twisted:
The Commander
DIA
Commander, have you been naughty? Sexygrrl come spank him!
as for me i'll grab the camera :twisted:
(http://www.netreach.net/~edpenland/seabirds/boobies/blue/b01.jpg)
:lol:
heh, boobies
Blue footed boobies crack me up :lol:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyBlue footed boobies crack me up :lol:
I wonder why
boobies is in their name...
Ain't nuthin like the real thing!
(http://photos1.blogger.com/img/215/1003/1024/sophia%20loren%20boobs.jpg)
You guys are all a bunch of real boobs.
He he he.
That's a pun guys. Try not to throw too many rotten tomatoes.
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The CommanderYou guys are all a bunch of real boobs.
He he he.
That's a pun guys. Try not to throw too many rotten tomatoes.
The Commander
DIA
is 4 tomatoes ok?
::throws a case of rotten cabbages::
Damn bunny.
Just don't get any cabbage on my boobs.
They're sensitive.
The Commander
DIA
For the record, I like boobies.
Everybody likes boobs.
(Straight women and gay men, too. If they say they don't, they LIE.)
if i had boobs i'd never leave the house.
(a slight variation on that line, has actually gotten me laid once. now you know...)
If I had boobs I would stab people less.
If I had boobs, I'd probably go on a severe diet and exercise program.
If I had boobs I would probably be smart.
I have boobs.
Oh wait, these are falsies.
Damn!
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The CommanderI have boobs.
Oh wait, these are falsies.
Damn!
The Commander
DIA
BUSTED!
I'm wearing a very low-cut shirt.
Jiggly-boobly!
...damn, I need to sleep...
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI'm wearing a very low-cut shirt.
Jiggly-boobly!
...damn, I need to sleep...
And teh crowd goes wild!
Yeah.
It's better than calling people nazis.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodYeah.
It's better than calling people Silly Gits.
Boobs > Nazis
EOS.
I miss home, the girls put their boobs in my face all the time at the pub. Here, they're boring.
Quote from: Cole FrehlenI miss home, the girls put their boobs in my face all the time at the pub. Here, they're boring.
That kind of laviscous crap will be illegal here, soon.
And high time, I say.
TGRR,
Is learning to stop worrying, and love Gonzalez's America.
Then I shall enjoy it while it's still legal here. Since the UK follows suit on nearly everything the US does.
Quote from: Cole FrehlenThen I shall enjoy it while it's still legal here. Since the UK follows suit on nearly everything the US does.
NO BOOBIES FOR YUO!
COME BACK NEXT YEAR!
TGRR,
Boobie N*zi
OH NOES!!!1@
*leaves*
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI'm wearing a very low-cut shirt.
Jiggly-boobly!
...damn, I need to sleep...
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/postpics.gif)
:oops:
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Rabid Badger of GodI'm wearing a very low-cut shirt.
Jiggly-boobly!
...damn, I need to sleep...
Look at me I GET my jollies off on the internet!@!!!! I am a doctor-octopus.
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/postpics.gif)
(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/652534ei.jpg)
Watch out! He's about to deflate her!
The Commander
DIA
Enrico never thinks of simple beautiful threads such as this little bit of poetry. Enrico likes boobs too.
Hey Mr. Monster,
I like your Stash.
The Commander
DIA
I LOVE BOOBS!
My wife likes boobs too. I love that even more. :twisted:
christ
I forgot about this thread
Hotsuma
and Pla!d
CGAOE
lots of old timer and it nice to see the commander back in action here again
Back in Action! Yeah baby!
There should be some 70's style porn music in the background whenever anyone says that.
After all, I am "Da Pimp" of the DIA.
:twisted:
Hey Kitty kat....how's the Karma flow been since I took my Sabbatical?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The CommanderHey Mr. Monster,
I like your Stash.
The Commander
DIA
Hey Mr. The Commander,
Enr!co likes your style.
Want to work together?
your friend,
the human balloon-animal,
Enr!co.
Quote from: The CommanderBack in Action! Yeah baby!
There should be some 70's style porn music in the background whenever anyone says that.
After all, I am "Da Pimp" of the DIA.
:twisted:
Hey Kitty kat....how's the Karma flow been since I took my Sabbatical?
The Commander
DIA
CAught up with me hard core
Im 3 months pregnant
you tell me if thats good or bad Karma...
HOws the missus and Riff?
I still say yall need to post some pics.
Quote from: The seerI LOVE BOOBS!
My wife likes boobs too. I love that even more. :twisted:
Hmm... [suspicion]
Quote from: The seerI LOVE BOOBS!
My wife likes boobs too. I love that even more. :twisted:
Oh, you have one of those too. Sweeeeeeeeeeeet. :twisted:
Quote from: MalaulCAught up with me hard core
Im 3 months pregnant
you tell me if thats good or bad Karma...
HOws the missus and Riff?
Um...Wow. Not having much experience with managing Karma myself, it is dificult to say. I suspect it would depend on if being preggers was intentional or not, and if it is welcome or not. Then again, it might seem like bad Karma now, and then later you will find it is good Karma. I'm just speculating here, I'm no expert.
Wow. You're having a little Kitten. :) I go away for a few months and the world turns upside down. Great Ceasars Ghost!
The Missus is ok. She'll be doing better once we move out of our current abode. Currently we are living with mice, and she is deathly afraid of them, so it is a bit stressfull. The new place is mouse free and not in the Ghetto, so she'll be happier then.
Riff is currently living in Phoenix, working as a writer and programmer for Kingdom of Loathing. He seems to like it so far, but I have to admit, I wish he was back in Pittsburgh. He's my best friend, and I miss the hell out of him.
Oh well. He has his own Karma to manage.
Apart from the Kitten, how is everything else?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The Monster Salazar
Hey Mr. The Commander,
Enr!co likes your style.
Want to work together?
your friend,
the human balloon-animal,
Enr!co.
Work together? Jumpin' Jehosaphat man! I thought you were already one of my agents. Am I mistaken?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The CommanderQuote from: The Monster Salazar
Hey Mr. The Commander,
Enr!co likes your style.
Want to work together?
your friend,
the human balloon-animal,
Enr!co.
Work together? Jumpin' Jehosaphat man! I thought you were already one of my agents. Am I mistaken?
The Commander
DIA
Both of you are. You are really triple agents for the Tequilarians.
Once I get my Tequilla i will become a quadruple agent for the KGB. Then I will drink Vodka and look at sexy russian boobs.
I love being a spy.
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The CommanderOnce I get my Tequilla i will become a quadruple agent for the KGB. Then I will drink Vodka and look at sexy russian boobs.
I love being a spy.
The Commander
DIA
But the Boobs will come from germany.
that's cool. they make breety good boobs in Germany.
I think VW has a factory in the vicenity of Dresden.
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The Commanderthat's cool. they make breety good boobs in Germany.
I think VW has a factory in the vicenity of Dresden.
The Commander
DIA
This is true, but some of the Israeli models are getting better every year.
Is it possible for a woman to get an extra pair of boobs put in, you know, right under the regular ones?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The CommanderIs it possible for a woman to get an extra pair of boobs put in, you know, right under the regular ones?
The Commander
DIA
The women Of Grlysdin III have an extra pair of breasts on their backs.Makes slowdancing with them so much fun.
Quote from: The CommanderIs it possible for a woman to get an extra pair of boobs put in, you know, right under the regular ones?
The Commander
DIA
Techinically yes, though try getting your insurance carrier to pay for it.
NIpple addition surgery.
FTW
Quote from: The CommanderIs it possible for a woman to get an extra pair of boobs put in, you know, right under the regular ones?
The Commander
DIA
I'm sure it is, it may be easier to put a wig on a cow and call her betty :twisted:
Sure, but cows have 6 udders, right? That would just be silly.
The Commander
DIA
not if you have six mouths or children :twisted:
That would be 24 nipples, think about that.
24 nipples! That's alot of boob! how much milk on average would that produce?
Quote from: Demon Seed #three24 nipples! That's alot of boob! how much milk on average would that produce?
From personal experience, I could get 9 ounces pumping at lunch time during the time I was breast feeding, but that was both sides, but one side would have been used just a few hours before. Does that help?
Now look....I like boobs. But 24 nipples is just one nipple too many.
I remember going into a Ripley's Believe it or Not booth once at the fair and there we pictures of women with 4 boobs and women with boobs growing on their back. I think it might have scarred me for life....but maybe in a good way.
You be the judge.
The Commander
DIA
Nipples on the back! I read somewhere sometimes people have a mole on their chest that is actually a nipple and they don;t realize because it's smaller, It also said the usually grow in a line. I think it's time to have my back inspected :shock:
I challenge all of you to dig up anything from ripleys that proves a woman can have 24 nipples.
The Commander
DIA
I didn't think so.
I think 6 nipples is about maximum any one human can have.
At least without becomming a cyborg or something.
The Commander
DIA
*BUMP*
There is far too little talk of Boobs on this board.
That and pie. We should talk about pie more.
The Commander
DIA
Steak and kidney is a bit rich and meat and potatoe far too common.
Good old northern meat pies, the way forward.
+holds back a cream pie joke+
Careful. Last time we got too deep in pie there was a Jihad.
Just sayin'.
I have man-boobs.
:D
:D
:D
:cry: I am so lonely.
And my favorite pie would have to be pumpkin, covered with ACTUAL whipped cream - not that white-trash Cool Whip bullshit. Cool Whip, margarine, and creamer are abominations!
Quote from: putzI have man-boobs.
Cool Whip, margarine, and creamer are abominations!
One can be the cause of the other.
I'm a pecan pie man myself.
Boobs are not quite as cool when covered with pecans. Although I cannot say that I have formed that opinion from experience.
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: putzI have man-boobs.
Cool Whip, margarine, and creamer are abominations!
One can be the cause of the other.
I was going to say something along those lines, but couldn't think of a way to fit it into the post without comprimising its structural integrety. My original post is hardly seaworthy as it is.
Now back to the subject of boobs. (I don't get to say
that NEARLY often enough!) I feel that the term "bresticles" isn't used to its full potential in everyday speech. Opinions?
This is about the "women are less suited physically to fighting" thing a while back.
When I was in gradeshool, I remember this boy who was bugging me and my friends. He kept bugging us and bugging us and bugging us, until one day I tackled him, held him down on the ground and made him eat dirt until he cried.
My boyfriend is 15 and I'm 17 and a half, but he's on the lean side and I take after my mom in running more to muscle than to bones. I'm pretty sure I could carry him.
Also, boobs=fun, yes!
Also also, pro-boob does not equal anti-woman, pro-boob equals pro-boob, which I view as a good thing!
Also also also, I believe they are called "man cans".
Lady Godiva,
Has a spectacular rack.
If you don't believe her, ask MechaHobo.
(http://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/worth.gif)
:lol: Love to. Can't. Don't have a camera. :lol:
Edit: Brr! Its chilly in here! :wink:
I am solidly Pro-Boob and Pro-Woman. If you think I am objectifying women by being Pro-Boob, I say to you I am also Pro-Hips, Pro-Lips, Pro-Feet, Pro-Brains, Pro-Vulva and Pro-Uvula.
Lady Godiva...in your case I am Pro-Tease as well.
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: Lady Godiva
My boyfriend is 15 and I'm 17 and a half
you = 6 months from being teh pedo
Thank you, The Commander. The world needs more Pro-Tease ppl. :)
And ECH, don't joke about me being a pedo. Its one of three things that push my piss-off buttons.
Ok, not a pedo, but six months away from statutory rape.
That's the #2 thing that really pisses me off. If you imply that I'm #3 as well, I'll do something unpleasant.
Lady Godiva,
- Has a talent for understatement
Umm.. lessee. You're the ultimate babysitter fantasy?
In order to verify this claim, I am afraid I really must insist on pics.
:lol: Sorry. Don't have a camera. :lol:
Curse you and your backwardsness!
(big grin) I'm a terrible, horrible, sadistic young wench!
In order to verify this claim, I am afraid I really must insist on pics.
Subtract Eight makes a cunning argument.
oshi fast posts
*giggles*
*giggles really fast*
*snickers*
*mars bars*
WHERE ARE ALL DE BREASTS!?!!
*babe ruths*
*star gazes*
Ya lost me.
you lost me. mine was about asterisk being stars. but yeah.
Babe Ruths are a kind of candy bar. Are you not from the U.S.?
Canananadadanada.
Earth shattering!
Lucky!
boobsplz
I'd love to oblige, but as above, no camera. :(
uh cool
SEXUAL FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Subtract Eight!boobsplz
IAWTC.
Amen!
Edit: Re: Sexual freedom
I was about to repost the grandma pussy with the saggy tits ITT.
Consider yourselves lucky.
PS. Don't make any sort of creative jumps in what action you should take in your next post from the idea presented in this post.
Okey-dokey!
That granny pic would've made me ill.
A) Borrow a camera
B) that pic was originally posted while i was eating -.-
Anesthesiologist's daughter= watching autopsies in progress, reading books on skin and urinary tract diseases, and occasionally finding human organs in the fridge.
Quote from: Lady GodivaAnesthesiologist's daughter= watching autopsies in progress, reading books on skin and urinary tract diseases, and occasionally finding human organs in the fridge.
and the granny pic still made you ill...nice...
I didn't say they made me ill, I was exaggerating. They made an "Ugh!" on the icky-o-meter.
Quote from: Lady Godiva
And ECH, don't joke about me being a pedo. Its one of three things that push my piss-off buttons.
who said I was joking? When you turn 18, it will be illegal for you to engage in sexual congress with your underage boyfriend. If that pisses you off, you should probably take it up with your state legislature.
ECH,
wonders what #3 is though
Bull. Look up Ohio sex laws.
And #3 is necrophilia.
Addendum: I just dug out my ancient pieceashit digital camera that I got at Wal-Mart's electronics section's checkout aisle, fed it new battteries and it STILL WON'T TURN ON!! But then, it might be for the best, what with posting the cleavage of a minor and all. On the bright side, by Christmas I'll be 18. And I'll put "hi-res digital camera" on my Christmas list.
this reminds me of fnordies "post your penis thread" that meet with such great success
oh and me having to explain to the doctors why i had bleach in my eyes
*chuckle*
PREPARE FOR AN AMAZING SET OF BOOBS!
(http://www.ecs.soton.ac.uk/~km/pics/kirk/boobies.jpg)
HAH! u see wut i did thar?
:lol:
i know what you did you photoshopped their feet blue right? right?
(http://www.angelfire.com/mech/poo/manboobs.jpg)
:arrow: Doesn't work
(http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/7110.jpg)
You never heard of blue-footed boobies? There was much giggling about them when I was in gradeschool.
Quote from: Donkeyotay(http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/7110.jpg)
I would say these are impossible, but all things are possible when it comes to boobs.
Besides, I've seen bigger.
Uvulas of the world UNITE!
The Commander
DIA
Grr... I'm at school and a lot of the pictures and stuff are blocked.
it looks like this ( 0 )( 0 )
yes. i think they're lopsided
its like she had a boob job but they were too big so she needed to enhance her self esteem
so she got another, but that didn't work, they just bigger
so she got another and another
Smiles or no smiles, those look like they hurt. A lot. It reminds me of something I saw in a book of skin diseases once.
wonder if she has to purchase a seperate plane ticket for each one...
Quote from: Subtract Eight!i know what you did you photoshopped their feet blue right? right?
No, they're called blue footed boobies. Their feet are really blue.
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamQuote from: Subtract Eight!i know what you did you photoshopped their feet blue right? right?
No, they're called blue footed boobies. Their feet are really blue.
Hes right. They are marine waterfowl that live on some island in the pacific.
Ayuh.
Also, those boobs are as disgusting as 90 year old elephant vagina woman.
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamAlso, those boobs are as disgusting as 90 year old elephant vagina woman.
Yeah, they look like they're all hard and un-lollypopable. Not acceptable in my book. :evil:
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeQuote from: Machine Grind DreamAlso, those boobs are as disgusting as 90 year old elephant vagina woman.
Yeah, they look like etremely abnormally large cancerous growths.
Fixed.
Ayuh.
And I would like to reiterate that they look painful. Very painful. She must have a full-time chiropractor just for her.
I'd like to see her try and run.
$25 says she seriously injures herself in the first 100 yards.
$50 says she doesn't make it 100 yards.
$60 says her skin ruptures and the implants fall all over the ground like packets of candy from a pinata. Except ickier.
Nice visual.
(takes a bow) Thank you, thank you...
Nice visual is right. Unless it actually happened. Then it would be quite disgusting, I think. But it would be funny, cause it would be like two bowling balls just droped out of her chest, and then she would be flat as all hell with her chest deflated.
Those are way bigger than bowling balls.
But imagine what would happen if she got into a car accident or tripped down a flight of stairs.
(giggles)
*pop*
What if the rest of her body is just really small.
I don't think so, from her surroundings she lookes like shes still about 5 ft and thats not too small.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe*pop*
(guffaws)
Edit: I've got it. They're the size of beach balls.
Quote from: Lady GodivaQuote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe*pop*
(guffaws)
Edit: I've got it. They're the size of beach balls.
Ha!.... Its kinda lost its thunder now....wait, let me go look at the piccy again...
:lol: Yep, now I can picture it.
Big Boob Lady tries to run, loses her balace due to being top-heavy, falls, skin splits open, and two beach balls bounce off into the sunset.
Finally free.
Quote from: Lady GodivaBig Boob Lady tries to run, loses her balace due to being top-heavy, falls, skin splits open, and two beach balls bounce off into the sunset.
Finally free.
:lol:
I have a gift.
In two hundreds the rage will be saggy vaginas.
I believe I speak for all of us when I say "Gyeargh!"
There's nothing quite as sexy as a woman with a nice set of frontal lobes.
*rimshot*
Quote from: Lady GodivaBig Boob Lady tries to run, loses her balace due to being top-heavy, falls, skin splits open, and two beach balls bounce off into the sunset.
Finally free.
For some reason, this makes me think of those "rovers" in
The Prisoner.
(snickers)
Please someone post normal boobs so I can take the beach ball visuals out of my head.
How come nobody gets uvula implants?
The Commander
DIA
Cuz they stimulate the gag reflex. Uvula+implants=barf.
[pig]
They should have uvula reductions.
[/pig]
Do you even know what a uvula is?
I don't know what a uvula is.
:lol: You know when you open your mouth and look down your throat and see that little red dangly thing that cartoon characters always punch? Uvula. Its also what bulemics poke to stimulate the gag reflex and barf.
Do you even know what dangly means?
Yis.
(http://www.the-gadget-store.co.uk/health-and-beauty/nudeybra.gif)
Invisible nipples.
I HAVE BOOBS TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If I wasn't so lazy I'd post that "This thread is worthless without pics" pic... but I am...
Also, I think that's one of those invisible bra things.
They stick to stuff.
Edit: Like walls, mirrors, and plate glass windows.
Yeah, I suspected as much.
*Hopes he never came to this thread and said something dumb when he was in high school*
Oh dear go-
Hey, how do we take Eris' name in vain? "Close that Discordiadammit door!"
Quote from: FelixHey, how do we take Eris' name in vain? "Close that Discordiadammit door!"
Boy, that's a tough one. The closest I could come was "Be sure to fill out all the official Erisian paperwork," but that's hitting the bullseye on the wrong target.
Also -
(https://www.halloweenunlimited.com/images/product/products/7240.jpg)
EDIT: Oops, forgot to add the {img] tags.
There, fixed it.
Fake Viking Madonna Boobs Roxxors!
We has no one posted National Geographic pics? Natives have boobs too.
Instead of saying "By Odins beard!" as a curse, we could say "By Eris' boobs!"
We should do a cultural comparison study that compares the different general boob types of each racial/cultural type. (i.e. most Japanese have small boobs, but the women of Okinawa tend to be larger)
What do Uzbekistani boobs look like?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: Lady GodivaDo you even know what a uvula is?
Yes, hence the [pig] code.
LMNO
-thinks the gag reflex tends to prevent Fun(tm).
Ayuh.
You kidding? It's hilarious!
...But it is undesireable in the type of "fun" I *thought* we all had in mind...
Quote from: Donkeyotay(http://www.the-gadget-store.co.uk/health-and-beauty/nudeybra.gif)
The more I look at that girl the more she looks like one of my exs but sh eaw fucing crazy
if ou see this girl don't date her. she's nuts
MGD's love life aside, I believe there is one thing we can all agree on.
Boobs=good.
And how! :lol:
Quote from: Lady Godiva...But it is undesireable in the type of "fun" I *thought* we all had in mind...
not necessarily.
ECH,
quite capable of out-pigging LMNO
Quote from: Machine Grind Dreamif ou see this girl don't date her. she's nuts
It's always been my impression that sexy is deceptive pacaging for a defective product.
On the other hand, I
do enjoy window shopping, heh heh heh....
(http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs/Headline_Archives/add-fork-to-pig.gif)
Quote from: The CommanderWe has no one posted National Geographic pics? Natives have boobs too.
Be careful what you ask for...
NSFW
http://www.mypkhome.com/pig/pig-10.jpg
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Lady Godiva...But it is undesireable in the type of "fun" I *thought* we all had in mind...
not necessarily.
ECH,
quite capable of out-pigging LMNO
Bad image! Bad image!
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Lady Godiva...But it is undesireable in the type of "fun" I *thought* we all had in mind...
not necessarily.
ECH,
quite capable of out-pigging LMNO
Everyone who posts on this board should be grateful that I usually post form work, and cannot accurately refute ECH's assertion.
I feel slightly disappointed.
Back to teh subject- boobs.
Boobs=good.
Swedish girls have small boobs. :(
I wish I lived in fat America.
Fat? Nah, the best of us are just muscular! :wink:
Quote from: Lady GodivaFat? Nah, the best of us are just muscular! :wink:
(http://www.flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/output/motivatore135d58b281b92bb666a29ef5219dc90.jpg)
(frown) That reflects poorly on those of us who actually *are* muscular.
Not a spare ounce of flesh on *my* ass, but I like to think I fill out a pair of jeans real nice. :wink:
Edit: I hate when people take a perfectly good term, and use it to cover the fact that they're fat. In the words of Foamy, if someones a fat bastard, they should be proud that they are a fat bastard! Theres no sense in trying to be something you aren't. Take Santa for instance. Hes a fat bastard and hes proud of it. I respect him for that.
And for the fact that he brings me presents.
Quote from: Lady Godiva(frown) That reflects poorly on those of us who actually *are* muscular.
Not a spare ounce of flesh on *my* ass, but I like to think I fill out a pair of jeans real nice. :wink:
Sorry, calling your country "fat America" wasn't really fair of me.
Ofcourse everyone's not fat.
saying Americans are fat is like saying women got boobs.
It's accepted as a fact but ofcourse there are exceptions. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol:
True, the majority of America is overweight, but we've got Twinkies, you don't.
Lady Godiva,
-Swore off Twinkies when she was twelve.
We've got universal medical healthcare and a decent life expectency, you dont.
8)
Really? And what, pray tell, is your "decent life expectancy"?
About 4-6 years higher than yours.
Hm. Learn something every day!
Once again; back to the subject: Boobs.
Quote from: Lady GodivaHm. Learn something every day!
Once again; back to the subject: Boobs.
I once saw this picture of a girl who had the weirdest fake titties.
The fact that they were fake made think she actually wanted them to look like they did.
Imagine a mediocre girl (ugly by swedish standards :D) with her titties defying gravity not by staying up but by "falling" sideways. It was like someone just took her titties and turned them 90 degrees.
Combined with her huge nipples, her torso looked like a fucking Hammer Shark.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Edit: Could have been a botched boob job. I once saw a woman with her boobs going in opposite directions. Diagonally. Left boob was pointing toward her left hip, right boob was pointing toward her right shoulder.
Yikk!
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Yup. Those are boobs alright. Mine are... mmm... think grapefruit. :wink:
Quote from: Lady GodivaYup. Those are boobs alright. Mine are... mmm... think grapefruit. :wink:
once again, without pics, it's pointless to tell us this :P
True.
Quote from: Lady GodivaYup. Those are boobs alright. Mine are... mmm... think grapefruit. :wink:
Yellow and bitter?
[
ducks]
SLAP!!
[achieves satori]
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HAAAA!
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Also, if you go to college your life expectancy supposedly increases.
i expect to die tomorrow, i suppose, Eris will make me live for ever, simply cause i plan on dying quickly -.-
Regular flossing also increases life expectancy.
lowering expectations increase life expectancy
i seen real boobs ona barbie before :o
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Also, if you go to college your life expectancy supposedly increases.
Thats a filthy lie. If anything, the stress, alcohol and waking up in the beds of people you really shouldnt will kill you much, much sooner.
But all those things that shorten our lives are also super-fun!
Torture and cancer are super fun? :?
Quote from: putzYellow and bitter?
you forgot "dimpled"
SLAP!!
How many times do I have to do this?
*duck/moves like they do*
..until you learn not pretty much begging for it by comparing them to ... grapefruits .. ??? what were you thinking in the first place :) :)
Haven't been sleeping well lately. M'tired. Summer vacation is only five days away though... Just gotta hold on till then.
and lumpy
oh man oh man i am the supreme being
ahhahaahhaah!
(starts a mantra)
Just five more days... Just five more days... Just five more days...
I finished my exams today.
8)
Lucky duck!
Last year, I finished a week earlier. Oh well.
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Alright, ha ha ha, we've all had a laugh at Godiva, now lets act like mature adults.
And talk about boobs.
Adults? Aren't you just one year older than me?
BACK ON TOPIC:
Lady Godiva should use the picture I posted as her avatar.
Boob in swedish=br??st
In spanish=pecho
In finnish=rinta
Russian=грудь
Turkish=kadın memesi
We don't have to be adults.
Just act like them.
Learn how they think...
While we plan our new world order.
grapefruits.
Just four more days... Just four more days... Just four more days...
..until you have access to a working camera?
when life hands you grapefruits, make bad puns.
Six months.
October ninth.
Birthday present: Hi-res digital camera. 8)
I have a theory about why guys like boobs so much.
If a woman is too skinny, she has no breasts, right? Right. If a woman is well-fed, she will have rather larger breasts than the skinny one. If a woman is too skinny, nature (thinking there is a famine going on) put in a little failsafe, the menstrual cycle halts, and the woman is barren until she starts eating regularly, gaining enough weight to support a child. Therefore, breasts are a sign that a woman is healthy and fertile, and why guys are more attracted to women with large breasts. They're instinctively seeking out the fertile females.
Quote from: Lady GodivaI have a theory about why guys like boobs so much.
If a woman is too skinny, she has no breasts, right? Right. If a woman is well-fed, she will have rather larger breasts than the skinny one. If a woman is too skinny, nature (thinking there is a famine going on) put in a little failsafe, the menstrual cycle halts, and the woman is barren until she starts eating regularly, gaining enough weight to support a child. Therefore, breasts are a sign that a woman is healthy and fertile, and why guys are more attracted to women with large breasts. They're instinctively seeking out the fertile females.
then explain why guys like chicks to be bone thin and still have a ginormous rack?
I've a theory on that, as well.
Social conditioning, probably. In this country, there is no food shortage, therefore being slender is less common, however the instinctive drive to seek out fertile females is still strong. In some middle eastern countries, where food is scarce, the fatter the better.
Its a "we want what we can't have" sort of deal.
Quote from: RikadynQuote from: Lady GodivaI have a theory about why guys like boobs so much.
If a woman is too skinny, she has no breasts, right? Right. If a woman is well-fed, she will have rather larger breasts than the skinny one. If a woman is too skinny, nature (thinking there is a famine going on) put in a little failsafe, the menstrual cycle halts, and the woman is barren until she starts eating regularly, gaining enough weight to support a child. Therefore, breasts are a sign that a woman is healthy and fertile, and why guys are more attracted to women with large breasts. They're instinctively seeking out the fertile females.
then explain why guys like chicks to be bone thin and still have a ginormous rack?
its a sickness
people putting they money on the wrong bets
Quote from: Lady GodivaI've a theory on that, as well.
Social conditioning, probably. In this country, there is no food shortage, therefore being slender is less common, however the instinctive drive to seek out fertile females is still strong. In some middle eastern countries, where food is scarce, the fatter the better.
Its a "we want what we can't have" sort of deal.
Yeah, I think that's part of natural selection.
Quote from: IdemQuote from: Lady GodivaI've a theory on that, as well.
Social conditioning, probably. In this country, there is no food shortage, therefore being slender is less common, however the instinctive drive to seek out fertile females is still strong. In some middle eastern countries, where food is scarce, the fatter the better.
Its a "we want what we can't have" sort of deal.
Yeah, I think that's part of natural selection.
Being a biologist, I can say that wanting incredibly thin mates is social conditioning, not natural selection. In fact, ultra thinness makes a person LESS naturally fit, and thus should be selected against.
The breasts, however, IS. 8)
Thank you! I'm glad I'm not the only one who took a biology class!
And the rest of you guys need to turn on the Discovery Channel once in a while.
I'll stick with the Spice Channel.
Wait . . .
My TV's broke.
ahem...
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Being a biology student, I can theorize that wanting incredibly thin mates is social conditioning, not natural selection. In fact, ultra thinness makes a person LESS naturally fit, and thus should be selected against.
The breasts, however, IS. 8)
fixed.
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Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Being a biology student, I can theorize that wanting incredibly thin mates is social conditioning, not natural selection. In fact, ultra thinness makes a person LESS naturally fit, and thus should be selected against.
The breasts, however, IS. 8)
fixed.
Thank you for correcting me. :oops:
PICS OF TITS!!
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=tufted%20titmouse&fr=FP-tab-web-t400&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8&fr2=tab-web
Hahaha, Yuo see whut I did thar?
Would anyone like to comment on the parallels between the solitary nature of birdwatching, the type of person presumed to be involved in a such a pursuit, and the naming of birds "Boobs," and "Tufted Titmouse"?
Lady Godiva.
I did not get it.
:)
Also, when animals look for a mate they always go after butts because a: they're eye level, b: the guy's gonna be ramming part of his body into that so he wants to know it's well padded, c: you can smell their crotch and ass at the same time. In humans, the ass is no longer eye level or anywhere near, so while men still like to look at butts (I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothas can't deny....), they end up looking at cleavage instead. Cleavage is visually similar to butt cheeks and therefore gives us a nice visual reminder of butts.
Quote from: Subtract Eight!Lady Godiva.
I did not get it.
:)
The bird is called a tufted
titmouse.
Do you get it now?
Good!
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Me thinks that Russ Meyer had the right attitude towards boobs.
I am fond of them, too.
I like boobs
Quote from: MalaulI like boobs
How much?
Boobs are alright, depending on which species we are talking about.
Quote from: IdemBoobs are alright, depending on which species we are talking about.
Homo sapiens sapiens tend to be the ones Im interested in.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeHomo sapiens sapiens tend to be the ones Im interested in.
Ha! That reminds me, when I was little my family was visiting New York and we went into the museum of natural history. We went to the early humanity exhibit and, well... Lets just say that someone crossed out "sapiens" and rearranged the figures! :lol:
Quote from: Lady GodivaQuote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeHomo sapiens sapiens tend to be the ones Im interested in.
Ha! That reminds me, when I was little my family was visiting New York and we went into the museum of natural history. We went to the early humanity exhibit and, well... Lets just say that someone crossed out "sapiens" and rearranged the figures! :lol:
That sounds like the kinda prank people pull at the NMNH. :lol:
It was pretty damn funny!
PS - +500 Points to ECH for the correct E-Prime motorcycle.
Quote from: Lady Godiva, on 24th of MayJust four more days... Just four more days... Just four more days...
did i miss anything? what happened, four days later?
The end of school, thats what. Summer vacation now, but its gonna be raining till Monday. No swimming till then. :cry:
BUMPED: Because a thread about boobs shouldn't die.
This bump is worthless without...........well you know..............
::chuckle::
True.
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Whoa
talk about big boobies.
I like em a little smaller!
*riotous cackling*
That expression on her face completes it.
LOOK at that drug-addled, million-mile stare! XD
I wonder if she's doing her "Eeyore" impression?
I hadn't looked at the face.
Just did.
---laughing histarically(sp)
May I touch your breasts?
Or will you hit me with those sticks if I try?
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And look at the strain on the skin where her boobs meet her torso. It looks like its about to rip! :lol:
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That's fucking disgusting plus she looks like a trashy whoooooooooooooooore (pronounced hoore).
Quote from: Lady GodivaBUMPED: Because a thread about boobs shouldn't die.
You know, you could just post pictures of your
clothed tits.
<- talked Malaul into doing that once.
<- owes Malaul a huge favor, 'cause that made an otherwise shitty night way cooler.
What part of "I don't have a camera but I'm getting one for my birthday." Do you guys not understand?
It is a sign of the times, I say!
Regan would never let this thread occur.
Quote from: Lady GodivaWhat part of "I don't have a camera but I'm getting one for my birthday." Do you guys not understand?
The part where we don't get to see boobs. :P
Although I suppose I could just not be lazy and go on a date or something. But that would mean I'd have to do work.
are you gonna be wearing a shirt or what?
I've been deliberating various articles of clothing, and poses. Pics will be posted as soon as I get a camera, figure out how to work it, and convince Mowse that this is a good idea and get him to take the pictures.
this is going to be big
8)
they are going to be big
:omg:
:lol: Wiseass! :lol:
heehehehe
Quote from: Lady GodivaI've been deliberating various articles of clothing, and poses. Pics will be posted as soon as I get a camera, figure out how to work it, and convince Mowse that this is a good idea and get him to take the pictures.
Putting pics on the internet = jamming your arm into a meatgrinder.
As your attorney, I suggest that this is a really bad idea.
TGRR,
Spoilsport.
I did that once, years back.
the darn pic is _still_ on the net. I can't get it off.
Quote from: deetI did that once, years back.
the darn pic is _still_ on the net. I can't get it off.
Troof. It's there FOREVER.
Hope LG never plans to run for office, or make partner at a firm, etc.
deet,
always keeps his clothes on, while on teh 'net.
hell, i don't even like to leave a webcam pointed at me... I've looked at my open connections from time to time.. no clue WTF is going out over the network.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Lady GodivaI've been deliberating various articles of clothing, and poses. Pics will be posted as soon as I get a camera, figure out how to work it, and convince Mowse that this is a good idea and get him to take the pictures.
Putting pics on the internet = jamming your arm into a meatgrinder.
As your attorney, I suggest that this is a really bad idea.
TGRR,
Spoilsport.
Your concern is appreciated, but I sincerely doubt that I'll ever make anything of myself. I'm not going into politics or law, and if anyone gives me grief I'll just ask "Why were you looking for my boobs on the internet? Are you stalking me or something? And can you prove that those are my boobs?" Just in case, I'll post pics of me in a really tight t-shirt, for propriety's sake.
LG,
-Has a keen sense of self-preservation.
LMNO
-has a bucket of cold water waiting.
::giggles::
y'know... i've heard a lot about the cold water thing, and this has never occured to me before i read "bucket of cold water"
dunking, moments before.
should be enough for _somebody_ to figure out what i mean.
The Thread lives! Even after a month long absence...
shovels thread feed into threads mouth.
Busen sind Wundebar!
The Commander
DIA
Ok, so the thread isn't exactly what you would call alive, but dead boobs are better than no boobs at all. Ew. Did I really just say that?
I saw my moms boobs once. I think it might have scarred me for life.
I'd like to drop a silicon boob off the top of the Eiffle tower.
Anyone know where I can find boobs in Germany?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: Lady Godiva on June 12, 2006, 04:07:28 AM
I've been deliberating various articles of clothing, and poses. Pics will be posted as soon as I get a camera, figure out how to work it, and convince Mowse that this is a good idea and get him to take the pictures.
That was sofa king LAIL!
Self ownage is often the best ownage.
What does ownage have to do with boobies? After all, all boobies belong to me, I just choose to let others carry them temporarily.
The Commander
DIA
The answer to that question will probably require serious thread digging.
*sigh* MGD, MUST you bring back threads like this?
I'm not the one who bumped this, but in all fairness if the thought had occurred to me I probably would have.
How will the new and improved PD Forums take to the Boobage thread? Am I silly, irreverent and insightful, making an ironic statement about the objectification of women, or am I just a perv?
Probably both.
OH HAY!
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Hmmm
I am disappointed by the number of pics ... and avatars... that still work ITT
Professor Cramulus,
flaccid :cry:
Only real titties fluctuate like this, seriously.
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Titilation, horror, and blunt opinion. Served up in equal measure.
This thread IS PD.
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I have way too many animated boob gifs.
need to get moar
Interesting how so many of them are Asian.
Ha ha! Signs of life. Bwuhahahahaha.
I bow down and thank the gods of animated icons. :)
How the hell does a thread about boobs last 44 pages?
...
O WAIT!
becuz it's the boobz
who can resist their glory
C wut I did here?
Quote from: Mourning Star on November 05, 2007, 02:43:21 PM
How the hell does a thread about boobs last 44 pages?
How does a 44 page thread about boobs not have more pictures?
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It had to be done.
:lol:
Kill it before it breeds.
mine are bigger
Mine talk to each other.
The left one is named Bob...the right one is Javier.
They differ on most things, but they both like pie.
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The Commander on June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM
I thought I would raise the level of discussion on this board and talk about how much I like boobs.
Does my fondness for boobs, and my proud statement to such effect, make me anti-woman, or anti-feminist, just plain crude or does it just mean I'm not an ass man?
The Commander
DIA
I'd just like to add that I, too, am an enormous fan of boobs.
TGRR,
Likes the boobs.
I must say, you've struck on a great fondness of mine, for I, myself, like boobs as well.
<--- is 'boobstoupee' on saturday nights.
I like my boobs. :)
Boobs are cool.
Who doesn't like a nice spice rack? :D
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 06, 2008, 07:55:46 AM
I like my boobs. :)
After seeing your pics, I can assure you that everyone else does as well.
Quote from: LMNO on June 06, 2008, 01:57:25 PM
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 06, 2008, 07:55:46 AM
I like my boobs. :)
After seeing your pics, I can assure you that everyone else does as well.
I demand pics!
( . ) ( . )
boobs !!!!
Hooray for boobies.
(Repost, but my opinion on this matter does not change.)
( . ) ( . )
brain
we all have...
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 06, 2008, 04:49:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 06, 2008, 01:57:25 PM
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 06, 2008, 07:55:46 AM
I like my boobs. :)
After seeing your pics, I can assure you that everyone else does as well.
I demand pics!
I have pics up in various places about this site, though they aren't nakey boobie pics. You people won't be getting those. :p
8)
everything is better with boobs
:lol: he's promised not to share, plus if he does, there will be no boobs in London. :evil:
something about a robe and wizard's hat, if i'm not mistaken ...
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 06, 2008, 07:55:46 AM
I like my boobs. :)
PICS OR THE MAMMARIES NEVER HAPPENED!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*sneeze*
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aaaack how did that happen?
THE WOMP CABAL SEES ALL
These boobs have a power level OVER 9000!
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and then suddenly
for no reason at all
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
that's as close as you people will get, no nakey boobies for yuo pplz...
Nakey boobies should be reserved for friends and family anyway. Us internet schmucks aren't special enough.
yup
Dinosaurs and boobs? It's like my 6th grade fantasy come to life.
:mrgreen:
Quote from: BootyBay on June 07, 2008, 09:52:00 AM
Dinosaurs and boobs? It's like my 6th grade fantasy come to life.
I've always thought of Dinosaurs and Boobs as being as American as Apple Pie and Cheeze Whiz.
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The Commander on January 22, 2009, 02:13:42 AM
Quote from: BootyBay on June 07, 2008, 09:52:00 AM
Dinosaurs and boobs? It's like my 6th grade fantasy come to life.
I've always thought of Dinosaurs and Boobs as being as American as Apple Pie and Cheeze Whiz.
The Commander
DIA
D'oh
I just realized this was our boobie prize from your contest.
Quote from: Fuquad on January 23, 2009, 06:34:53 AM
Quote from: The Commander on January 22, 2009, 02:13:42 AM
Quote from: BootyBay on June 07, 2008, 09:52:00 AM
Dinosaurs and boobs? It's like my 6th grade fantasy come to life.
I've always thought of Dinosaurs and Boobs as being as American as Apple Pie and Cheeze Whiz.
The Commander
DIA
D'oh
I just realized this was our boobie prize from your contest.
Contest? What contest? Did I win something? What were my lottery numbers?
Is Ed McMahon coming over? Holy Crap, I better put on my nice dress and slap on some make-up before he gets here.
The Commander
DIA
*BUMP*
You know I have to bump this thread every time I come back to the board. It's in my contract.
The Commander
DIA
Welcome back.
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maybe NSFW
http://www.studiocelentano.it/images/img/articoli/loren.JPG
but those are some of the best boobs and woman I have seen in almost my entire life!
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs. *shrug* Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.
But I'm no expert, either.
Quote from: Jenne on September 10, 2009, 02:43:55 AM
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs. *shrug* Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.
But I'm no expert, either.
:monkeydance:
i love you, jenne. :mrgreen:
boobs are better home-grown!
I don't understand the preoccupation amongst some women with having larger breasts, smaller bewbs can be cute, and you can wear a strappy dress sans bra... lucky bastards.
when I look at lads mags I like to play "fake or natural!, its fun.
Well done fake boobs are rare, but precious.
Dita Von Teese is a pretty good example.
However, I've found that in a slight majority of cases, sensitivity of the breasts/nipples is decreased when you get them enlarged, so if you like nipple play (and who doesn't?), you may be disappointed.
I only use Organic in my spice racks.
Agreed.
In the wise words of the Bloodhound Gang, Hooray for Boobies.
I don't think it's entirely fair to discriminate against the silicon-modified, but there does seem to be a slight correlation between the type of women who get implants and the type of women who annoy the fuck out of me, so it may be a better strategy to keep judging by personality rather than by surgery scars.
Wait, are you guys saying Sofia's boobs are fake?
Real boobs or GTFO. I'd rather be with a woman who is comfortable in her own skin, than someone who buys into the notion that she has to surgically alter herself to meet some standard Madison Avenue has sold her. It goes to personality, more than anything else.
I like 'em all. Chicks with small boobs, big boobs, medium boobs, double masectomy recipients, whatever. Maybe I'm just getting old, but the ability to make me laugh and some enthusiasm in the sack are more important than the size of her boobs.
Itty Bitty Titties FTW.
Even when I'm 70, they'll still be right where they belong. :D
...In my hands?
By that time, your hands will have fallen off from excess fapping.
And your feet.
LMNO: Has Titsmata.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on September 10, 2009, 05:47:32 PM
By that time, your hands will have fallen off from excess fapping.
Ouch. :lulz:
Man, it's a good thing I got those ribs removed...
Quote from: Jenne on September 10, 2009, 02:43:55 AM
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs. *shrug* Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.
But I'm no expert, either.
Sophia Loren did not have breast implants until her 70's. Those are all natural in that pic. and yeah, she was a stunning woman.
Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2009, 06:28:42 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 10, 2009, 02:43:55 AM
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs. *shrug* Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.
But I'm no expert, either.
Sophia Loren did not have breast implants until her 70's. Those are all natural in that pic. and yeah, she was a stunning woman.
Whew!
And Yeah Stunning is putting it lightly, what a frieking woman.
I have one more to share just cause I think she is hawt!
(http://chuchscoop.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sophia_loren.jpg)
Ahhhhhhh
Although, I often wonder how many people it took to put her corset on....
i want new corset nao. :(
them things is expensive.
And a pain in the ass to get on by yourself!
uh, sometimes.
With practice i could lace myself in, but its been ages since I wore one,
Possible, but tricksy... some help is needed for newer corsets also, once u break em in and familiar with the less help you need.
Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2009, 06:28:42 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 10, 2009, 02:43:55 AM
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs. *shrug* Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.
But I'm no expert, either.
Sophia Loren did not have breast implants until her 70's. Those are all natural in that pic. and yeah, she was a stunning woman.
Point. I think she's still stunning, despite the surgeries.
But I stand on my point about fake tits. They don't FEEL right, either. It's like massaging hardened sacks of jello...*squeezes* Mine feel more like...*tries to think of word*--shit!, what DO boobs feel like au naturel other than--BOOBS?
*ponders*
Quote from: Burns on September 10, 2009, 06:38:29 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 10, 2009, 02:43:55 AM
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs. *shrug* Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.
But I'm no expert, either.
:monkeydance:
i love you, jenne. :mrgreen:
:mrgreen: Right back atcha, Burnsie.
OK so would a reduction of boobs feel different too?????
*has been pondering this herself w/ a docs appt. next week*
In my experience, reductions still feel and look like real boobs.
Quote from: Squid on September 11, 2009, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 11, 2009, 01:58:48 AM
i want new corset nao. :(
them things is expensive.
ebay
yes, squid, TITCM.
However cannot justify such fripperies. goddamn unemployed bf.
It would have to be turquoise as i have an unhealthy amount of it in my wardrobe.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 11, 2009, 05:38:09 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 11, 2009, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 11, 2009, 01:58:48 AM
i want new corset nao. :(
them things is expensive.
ebay
yes, squid, TITCM.
However cannot justify such fripperies. goddamn unemployed bf.
It would have to be turquoise as i have an unhealthy amount of it in my wardrobe.
Solution: Show BF pic of corset, tell him you wish to wear it. If he doesn't have a job in a week, he's as gay as Liberace's thong collection, and then you should get a new, straight, employed BF.
Sewing corsets is fun!
I sewed one recently that involves a yard of fabric... and five and a half yards of steel boning! It was intense.
I'm starting another one soon. :D
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 05:44:32 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 11, 2009, 05:38:09 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 11, 2009, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 11, 2009, 01:58:48 AM
i want new corset nao. :(
them things is expensive.
ebay
yes, squid, TITCM.
However cannot justify such fripperies. goddamn unemployed bf.
It would have to be turquoise as i have an unhealthy amount of it in my wardrobe.
Solution: Show BF pic of corset, tell him you wish to wear it. If he doesn't have a job in a week, he's as gay as Liberace's thong collection, and then you should get a new, straight, employed BF.
:lulz:
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on September 11, 2009, 06:22:08 PM
Sewing corsets is fun!
I sewed one recently that involves a yard of fabric... and five and a half yards of steel boning! It was intense.
I'm starting another one soon. :D
DAMN...that's a lot of boning...
:lmnuendo:
I bought it in a spool of ten yards.
It meant that I could randomly yell "I'll show YOU ten yard of continuous steel boning! OH SNAP!"
It was great. I miss those days. Now I only have four yards. :cry:
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on September 11, 2009, 08:57:21 PM
I bought it in a spool of ten yards.
It meant that I could randomly yell "I'll show YOU ten yard of continuous steel boning! OH SNAP!"
It was great. I miss those days. Now I only have four yards. :cry:
It's still making my ass pucker.
Quote from: LMNO on September 11, 2009, 04:25:36 PM
In my experience, reductions still feel and look like real boobs.
Does the scaring turn guys off--well that's general, does the scaring turn you off?
*really worried about the scarring...
Quote from: maphdet on September 12, 2009, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 11, 2009, 04:25:36 PM
In my experience, reductions still feel and look like real boobs.
Does the scaring turn guys off--well that's general, does the scaring turn you off?
*really worried about the scarring...
Nope. If I'm into a woman, I don't notice stuff like that.
TGRR,
Comes equipped with a trivia filter.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on September 11, 2009, 06:22:08 PM
Sewing corsets is fun!
I sewed one recently that involves a yard of fabric... and five and a half yards of steel boning! It was intense.
I'm starting another one soon. :D
I have to order steel boning online cause our shitty craft stores here do not sell. I hate ordering shit off the internets. I like to touch before I buy.
Quote from: maphdet on September 12, 2009, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 11, 2009, 04:25:36 PM
In my experience, reductions still feel and look like real boobs.
Does the scaring turn guys off--well that's general, does the scaring turn you off?
*really worried about the scarring...
Nope. I married her.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2009, 07:04:55 AM
Quote from: maphdet on September 12, 2009, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 11, 2009, 04:25:36 PM
In my experience, reductions still feel and look like real boobs.
Does the scaring turn guys off--well that's general, does the scaring turn you off?
*really worried about the scarring...
Nope. If I'm into a woman, I don't notice stuff like that.
TGRR,
Comes equipped with a trivia filter.
*whew*
Quote from: LMNO on September 14, 2009, 02:37:22 PM
Quote from: maphdet on September 12, 2009, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 11, 2009, 04:25:36 PM
In my experience, reductions still feel and look like real boobs.
Does the scaring turn guys off--well that's general, does the scaring turn you off?
*really worried about the scarring...
Nope. I married her.
And *whew* again-good to hear that from a guys perspective.
Quote from: maphdet on September 14, 2009, 06:49:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2009, 07:04:55 AM
Quote from: maphdet on September 12, 2009, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 11, 2009, 04:25:36 PM
In my experience, reductions still feel and look like real boobs.
Does the scaring turn guys off--well that's general, does the scaring turn you off?
*really worried about the scarring...
Nope. If I'm into a woman, I don't notice stuff like that.
TGRR,
Comes equipped with a trivia filter.
*whew*
If it bothers a guy, you have the wrong guy. Seriously.
TGRR is brushing with some mighty fine troofpaste.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 14, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
TGRR is brushing with some mighty fine troofpaste.
Let's just examine that, shall we?
"You should keep the huge boobs and all the backaches that come with them, because I don't want to see a white line on the side of your boob. My aesthetic sensibilities are more important than your health. But I love ya."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 14, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
TGRR is brushing with some mighty fine troofpaste.
Let's just examine that, shall we?
"You should keep the huge boobs and all the backaches that come with them, because I don't want to see a white line on the side of your boob. My aesthetic sensibilities are more important than your health. But I love ya."
:mittens:
A blunt, leathery old Puerto Rican dude once told me "Shut up, food is good.", when I was critiquing food. Simple message, you got it, appreciate it, whatever form it is, because it beats NOT having it. This logic works with having a regular supply of boobage in life too, I think.
(I admit meth - whore rack is an exception here.)
Boobies r kick ass! I love some big juicy jugs on a big ol' lette.
Just an FYI-found a brilliant surgeon and feel real comfortable about the procedure.
Fucking insurance most likely wont cover it unless they take a pound out of each breast. (not willing to go down that much)
But care credit is taken and I may just decide to go along with it in about two yrs. (when I no longer have to pay for pre-school) ;)
I'll have to post a before pic in the pic thread one of these day-)that will also get a face to the handle 'maphdet'.
Quote from: maphdet on December 20, 2009, 11:52:49 PM
Just an FYI-found a brilliant surgeon and feel real comfortable about the procedure.
Fucking insurance most likely wont cover it unless they take a pound out of each breast. (not willing to go down that much)
But care credit is taken and I may just decide to go along with it in about two yrs. (when I no longer have to pay for pre-school) ;)
I'll have to post a before pic in the pic thread one of these day-)that will also get a face to the handle 'maphdet'.
That would be damn cool
You're kind of an enigma to me. :)
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 21, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
That would be damn cool
You're kind of an enigma to me. :)
It may just ruin that then.
We'll see My boss decided to get me a basket of Three bottles of wine (instead of our normal hefty bonus, no warning of not getting it too) this year.
If I drink enough they may go up (pics)-now the question is do I go sluty and show a lil booby or keep it clean with a head shot.
;)
Bewbs get my vote but a pic of you giving head would be fine too. :D
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2009, 10:32:33 PM
Bewbs get my vote but a pic of you giving head would be fine too. :D
*walked right into that*
8)
It was a cheap shot - who better to take it :lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2009, 10:36:10 PM
It was a cheap shot - who better to take it :lulz:
:D
Now if I can filter through the mayham of categories/topics to find the correct thread to post in.
Spagbook, in Multimedia Menace.
Boobs of oscar nominees, NSFW
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/oscar_nominees.htm
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 07, 2010, 07:16:09 PM
Boobs of oscar nominees, NSFW
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/oscar_nominees.htm
Cool. Now that I have seen the chest of Cathy Bates, I have an excuse to commit suicide whenever it becomes convenient. On my tombstone it will read, "Kathy Bates' Tits".
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And I fell right into it...seriously...you had me at ASCII.
I can't believe this thread is still going. Bunch of perverts around here.
Quote from: Faust on May 24, 2009, 04:52:57 PM
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7928/1198187527048.gif)
Sp wait a minute...I had to go back to page 46 and these are the first boobs I find. YOu guys are perverts...just not at all in the way I originally suggested.
The Commander
I don't normally go for her...but say this movie the other day, and she started to look pretty yummy...
(http://www.treksinscifi.com/babedaily/babes/2008-07-09-Courteney_Cox.jpg)
I know this thread is appealing to the basest of instincts, but I consider pornography to be one of the highest form of creative chaos.
;)
Quote from: The Commander on February 21, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
I know this thread is appealing to the basest of instincts, but I consider pornography to be one of the highest form of creative chaos.
Sure. Because porn actresses don't get all fucked up in the head and loaded with shit like herpes.
You DO know the standard progression/timeline for a porn actress, right?
Also, the internet is loaded with fucking porn. LOADED. You can't search for ANYTHING without coming up with 10 million hits involving porn. So why here?
I missed the explanation of how porn is some higher form of creativity.
Boobs.
I love boobs.
I love my boobs :D
Boobs are faaaaantastic!
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 21, 2011, 08:22:53 PM
I missed the explanation of how porn is some higher form of creativity.
Due to spending most of my time with perverts and degenerates, I have come in contact with the porn industry more than once.
The typical progression of a porn actress goes something like this:
Little Bambi is stuck in hicksville, with no education and no job skills, and stepdad number 3 has been raping her since she was 15 or so. There's no way out until some nice out of town asshole says she can make $400 a session doing "reality" porn (cheap sets, no plot, straight to the fucking. Standard themes are prom queen, or the friend's hot mom, etc).
Then she gets to the City (or maybe that came first, City bus stops are heaven for porn recruiters, pimps, and a combination thereof), and she finds out that the real porn guys are paying $900 a shoot. Hell, she's set right up. She goes nuts, makes about a twenty films in a month.
For about a year.
In a year, she's made more than a hundred films. She's not fresh meat anymore...Everyone's seen her being done by everything with a pulse. She looks tired. She's back to a shit standard of living, because she needs a little chemical help to look the way she needs to look, and that costs.
So now she's not doing features, right? Her price slips. So maybe anal's not so bad, if it keeps her working Maybe a gangbang or two. Maybe $700 to get pissed on isn't so bad. A trick or two on the side helps with the rent.
Maybe she could let that guy slap her around a bit or $400. She needs a little blow and things are kinda tight. Nobody's answering her calls except...
...She could probably make rent if she lets those two guys hold her down in front of the camera while she gets fisted, choked, kicked off the bed, and dragged into the shower by her hair.
Maybe she's a burned out junkie, working behind the 7-11 for $20 a throw. In three years total elapsed time.
It's just as bad - even worse - for most of the guys, believe it or not.
Yeah, porn is the "highest state of creative chaos".
TGRR,
Doesn't bother with porn for a reason.
Ever see the movie "The Girl Next Door"? It bombed in the theatre because it ended up having a positive message in the end, but it gives a very mild glimpse into the porn world and how it's really not cool to work it in.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2011, 11:59:18 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 21, 2011, 08:22:53 PM
I missed the explanation of how porn is some higher form of creativity.
Due to spending most of my time with perverts and degenerates, I have come in contact with the porn industry more than once.
The typical progression of a porn actress goes something like this:
Little Bambi is stuck in hicksville, with no education and no job skills, and stepdad number 3 has been raping her since she was 15 or so. There's no way out until some nice out of town asshole says she can make $400 a session doing "reality" porn (cheap sets, no plot, straight to the fucking. Standard themes are prom queen, or the friend's hot mom, etc).
Then she gets to the City (or maybe that came first, City bus stops are heaven for porn recruiters, pimps, and a combination thereof), and she finds out that the real porn guys are paying $900 a shoot. Hell, she's set right up. She goes nuts, makes about a twenty films in a month.
For about a year.
In a year, she's made more than a hundred films. She's not fresh meat anymore...Everyone's seen her being done by everything with a pulse. She looks tired. She's back to a shit standard of living, because she needs a little chemical help to look the way she needs to look, and that costs.
So now she's not doing features, right? Her price slips. So maybe anal's not so bad, if it keeps her working Maybe a gangbang or two. Maybe $700 to get pissed on isn't so bad. A trick or two on the side helps with the rent.
Maybe she could let that guy slap her around a bit or $400. She needs a little blow and things are kinda tight. Nobody's answering her calls except...
...She could probably make rent if she lets those two guys hold her down in front of the camera while she gets fisted, choked, kicked off the bed, and dragged into the shower by her hair.
Maybe she's a burned out junkie, working behind the 7-11 for $20 a throw. In three years total elapsed time.
It's just as bad - even worse - for most of the guys, believe it or not.
Yeah, porn is the "highest state of creative chaos".
TGRR,
Doesn't bother with porn for a reason.
In my previous incarnation as a purveyor of fine mind-altering alkaloids I got an up-close and personal look at the industry. When I was 20 years old and all fucked-up, I thought it was amazing. It's still amazing now, but not for the same reasons.
That's not to say there isn't porn out there that's pro-humanity, and it's not to say I don't spend some time on redtube when I'm in my cabin and we're out at sea, but yeah, the vast majority of the adult entertainment industry is pretty disgusting, and NOT because of any preconceived or subconscious judgmental attitude towards sex on my part.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2011, 07:35:08 PM
Sure. Because porn actresses don't get all fucked up in the head and loaded with shit like herpes.
You DO know the standard progression/timeline for a porn actress, right?
Also, the internet is loaded with fucking porn. LOADED. You can't search for ANYTHING without coming up with 10 million hits involving porn. So why here?
Why here? Why not?
Regarding the progression...it's a double edge sword isn't it? Sure, in amny cases it goes down like you describe...but I have also seen things go the other way. I've seen people honestly empowered by it, male and female...or more specifically Transgender (where I have had my own personal contact with the porn industry). I've seen people like Annie Sprinkle turn it into a pathway to art and spiritual awakening. Like all things...from money to music to religion, there is possible destructive potential, but also creative potential...and with sex, the potential for capturing the ultimate act of creative chaos, the creation of life itself.
While I admit there is a certain juvenile, prurient interest on my part, as well as a mischievous interest in seeing how many people actually follow through and post some boobs, I mean what I say when I talk about porn as being a high form of chreative chaos.
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:18:46 PM
I've seen people honestly empowered by it, male and female...or more specifically Transgender (where I have had my own personal contact with the porn industry). I've seen people like Annie Sprinkle turn it into a pathway to art and spiritual awakening.
And the Cosby Show is an accurate depiction of the average life of Black people in 1980s America.
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:18:46 PM
Why here? Why not?
Because.
TGRR,
Can be as obtuse as anyone.
Also, call me crazy, but porn is most definitely NOT about procreation.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 05:43:35 PM
Also, call me crazy, but porn is most definitely NOT about procreation.
Depends on the porn.
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:45:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 05:43:35 PM
Also, call me crazy, but porn is most definitely NOT about procreation.
Depends on the porn.
You seem to have confused "Health Class videos" with "pornography".
I remember the Young Liberals here in Norway proposed some kind of Fair Trade marking of porn a few years ago, to let the consumers decide whether they wanted to watch "ethical" or "unethical" porn.
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on February 22, 2011, 05:56:51 PM
I remember the Young Liberals of Norway proposed some kind of Fair Trade marking of porn a few years ago, to let the consumers decide whether they wanted to watch "ethical" or "unethical" porn.
I suspect this would lead to the creation of an "unethical" porn fetish.
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:58:54 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on February 22, 2011, 05:56:51 PM
I remember the Young Liberals of Norway proposed some kind of Fair Trade marking of porn a few years ago, to let the consumers decide whether they wanted to watch "ethical" or "unethical" porn.
I suspect this would lead to the creation of an "unethical" porn fetish.
Bingo. Just like what happened with the PMRC. After they got their warning labels, you couldn't sell an album
without one.
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:58:54 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on February 22, 2011, 05:56:51 PM
I remember the Young Liberals of Norway proposed some kind of Fair Trade marking of porn a few years ago, to let the consumers decide whether they wanted to watch "ethical" or "unethical" porn.
I suspect this would lead to the creation of an "unethical" porn fetish.
This already exists.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 22, 2011, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:58:54 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on February 22, 2011, 05:56:51 PM
I remember the Young Liberals of Norway proposed some kind of Fair Trade marking of porn a few years ago, to let the consumers decide whether they wanted to watch "ethical" or "unethical" porn.
I suspect this would lead to the creation of an "unethical" porn fetish.
This already exists.
Nugget porn was gonna happen anyway.
http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/22/6105910-facebook-says-no-to-boobs-even-for-an-art-school
(http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=602825&t=o) (http://www.gifsoup.com/view/602825/water-balloon-boobs.html)
I'm trying to come to a conclusion about the ethics of this gif, but I'm having a hard time.
Spags, what is your stance?
Was anyone besides a few thousand bacteria hurt or killed?
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/b/boobs_on_a_car-12050.jpg)
Quote from: The Commander on February 28, 2011, 08:27:00 PM
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/b/boobs_on_a_car-12050.jpg)
That's demeaning to cars. :crankey:
You know Commander, I'm just as much of a sex fiend as anyone, but jeez. Give it a rest.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 08:29:59 PM
You know Commander, I'm just as much of a sex fiend as anyone, but jeez. Give it a rest.
But that IS a dirty little slag of a car, isn't it? It's got a sexy fucking fuel injection pump. I'd shag that right up the tailpipe until I knocked the bottom out of the catalytic converter.
Ahhh. That's what I was missing. The Funnay.
WHO IS HUMPING CAR?
:fap:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 08:32:35 PM
Ahhh. That's what I was missing. The Funnay.
WHO IS HUMPING CAR?
:fap:
OH, YOU'RE A DIRTY LITTLE MINI COOPER! OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!
This entire thread is not funny. No, no no NO. STOP HAVING FUN THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 28, 2011, 08:41:33 PM
This entire thread is not funny. No, no no NO. STOP HAVING FUN THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're just jealous because I get the Mini Coopers and you always get stuck with the SUVs at closing time.
:digtbk:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2011, 08:44:37 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 28, 2011, 08:41:33 PM
This entire thread is not funny. No, no no NO. STOP HAVING FUN THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're just jealous because I get the Mini Coopers and you always get stuck with the SUVs at closing time.
:digtbk:
You....horrible bastard...I REFUSE TO LAUGH AT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2011, 08:41:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 08:32:35 PM
Ahhh. That's what I was missing. The Funnay.
WHO IS HUMPING CAR?
:fap:
OH, YOU'RE A DIRTY LITTLE MINI COOPER! OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!
:postpics:
I just read through this entire thread, and I am quite surprised how philosophical it got at times. Hilarious as well. Of course, given the topic, there was a fair amount of lewdness, but also insightful commentary.
The downside is it makes me nostalgic for some of the folks who are no longer active on the board.
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The Commander on September 26, 2021, 01:02:27 AM
I just read through this entire thread, and I am quite surprised how philosophical it got at times. Hilarious as well. Of course, given the topic, there was a fair amount of lewdness, but also insightful commentary.
The downside is it makes me nostalgic for some of the folks who are no longer active on the board.
The Commander
DIA
Tell us about the people you miss and why, that's half the fun nowadays.
Too many to talk about...and I've had enough memories that my memory is like Swiss cheese.
There were certainly more women active on the board back then. What did you guys do to chase them away?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The Commander on October 03, 2021, 07:38:57 AM
Too many to talk about...and I've had enough memories that my memory is like Swiss cheese.
There were certainly more women active on the board back then. What did you guys do to chase them away?
The Commander
DIA
It varies depending on the lady in question. Despite being probably the creepiest guy on the board I don't think I was personally responsible for any of them.
Quote from: The Commander on October 03, 2021, 07:38:57 AM
Too many to talk about...and I've had enough memories that my memory is like Swiss cheese.
There were certainly more women active on the board back then. What did you guys do to chase them away?
The Commander
DIA
Nothing. They just bailed as time went on, like most others.
Well...you never know...like myself, they might pop back in from time to time.
The Commander
DIA
It now occurs to me that lewd threads like this might also have been a factor. :fnord:
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The Commander on January 23, 2022, 09:31:54 AM
It now occurs to me that lewd threads like this might also have been a factor. :fnord:
The Commander
DIA
it shall always remain a mystery
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