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Some time ago when nurdling through the scwriptures and the such like I remember coming upon a history of the various "Councils" that decided what and what not was finding its' way into the New Testicalmente. In the original story of Jesus and Lazarus , the two simply spent the night together in cave and that was that. My guess would be it was some sort of spiritual nuptials where two heads simply chilled in each other's company whilst shooting the breeze about various ontological questions and the price of fish. However, this was considered way too well, "gay" for the nascent church teachings. After all when you're that repressed you gotta have them all conform or else and therefore, the whole myth of the "raising the dead" was created to make Jesus well, look  a tad more oogly boogly and spiritual.