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SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WASN'T AFRAID OF SNOW.

SO I KNOCKED HIM THA FUCK OUT AND LEFT HIS ASS IN A DRIFT.




CHEF APUT,
READING TO BUILD A FIRE FOR THE 400th TIME AND STILL LAUGHING AT THE ENDING.

It's no wonder Ive never heard of you, it's been over a decade since you bothered to pay AK with anything more than a light sprinkling.

You get that God status by pussyfooting around or what?

Oh sure, you can get the east coast. That's easy. Where's the challenge?

So come on, BRING IT!


I've never once had a snow day off from school or work.

If you must test, remember to step.


But I advise you to DO NEVER.

Entomologists don't get mad, they systematically get even.

But they DO go mad.  Comes from spending all day picking through vats of bugs.

Seriously. It's not the bugs themselves, but the poly-acetyl-vinyl-formalin-napthaline-alcohol vapors rising out of the liquids they are pickled in.

Um.

So.

You hiring?

cockroaches make a nice present.

They live in the same building, I think.

2000ft can be arranged.

You're going to have to cut a deal with the air pressure god.

Entomologists don't get mad, they systematically get even.

But they DO go mad.  Comes from spending all day picking through vats of bugs.

Do never test, old friend.

3226 feet.  <--- my house.

However, I shall stay with Maria tonight, at a mere 2600 feet.

Booyah.

Let me get that for ya:

Yeah, I was just looking at the weather, and the snow line is due to drop to 3000 feet tonight.   

Instant retribution is instant.   

Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

You might keep in mind that low-brow racists like you describe are thin on the ground here.

Just saying.

Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste.

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.

I cannot see that pic.

Because I am immune to Aput's wrath.  Or because of Websense.  One or the other.

Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste.

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.

The Isaac Hayes Principle wins again.

Yeah, Aput is nothing new to us New Englanders. That dead Rain God used to throw a lot of blame on him.

Yes, but making reference to Aput is some sort of racial slur, I gather.

Yes I can see the Holodeck, because, well, no one would ever come out, you've seen how nuts people go over none holographic world of warcrafts and the like, but teleportation?

I can't see it?

I know I'm missing something obvious. Ok, it would be the end of border control, and I guess everyone from the poor countries would instantly want to be in the better places, so that would be a bit of a riot, and well, vaults and banks are useless for keeping any money in, so I guess the economy would fart, but ...

LOL LET'S TELEPORT A NUKE INTO KIM JUNG IL'S HOUSE GOOD THING HE'LL NEVER THINK OF...

I don't get it. But I do have quite a few friends who are Inuit, Athabaskan, et. al. I also know a lot of people who are dicks to them for no good reason. It hit a personal nerve.

It was a takeoff on the Rain God thing.  People would bitch about snow, and TGRR would inform them that was Aput's job, not his (Aput being a snow god).  As I said, perhaps TGRR - and the person running the Aput account - should have maybe picked, you know, a tropical snow god.

And nice job breaking the funny, hero.