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High Weirdness / Re: Schwab
« Last post by hirley0 on Today at 07:44:46 pm »
7/29@11:44 & 12:34 - ??
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by rong on Today at 06:16:38 pm »
We always call this place PD.com.
Today, for the first time ever, I visited http://www.pd.com/

it is a gem of yesteryear



I don't know what I'm looking at, and I don't actually care, but I really wonder how much traffic we've given this site over the decades.

the page is called "rob's web world" and he says he works at "aisle five"
so I think hemight be Rob Borsari
https://www.aisle-five.com/our-consultants
He might be interested to know that a bunch of hooligans visit his website for nefarious reasons.
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Me:  "Boss, I'm building a drone that goes up the sewer pipes into peoples' toilets.  This is an all-new nightmare.  Do you have some NORMAL people around to build that?"

I was thinking about countermeasures for this.  By the time I figured that we might need an encrypted data channel between the toilet flush controller and the sewage interlock, it became clear that:

1.  I don't understand much about plumbing.
2.  Any travelling heads of state would be best served to request a hotel room without a toilet, and they will just have to go in a chamber pot.
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Faust on Today at 04:55:04 pm »
I have questions:
Was the 7 minutes needed to get the drone OUT, or to get it IN before he arrived.

How does this identify if it has its target: has it got a variation on facial detection techniques for ass cheeks?
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Apple Talk / Re: Only losers post in this thread
« Last post by Cramulus on Today at 02:33:17 pm »
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by Cramulus on Today at 02:31:26 pm »
We always call this place PD.com.
Today, for the first time ever, I visited http://www.pd.com/

it is a gem of yesteryear



I don't know what I'm looking at, and I don't actually care, but I really wonder how much traffic we've given this site over the decades.
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Yesterday at 08:57:05 pm »
Today at work:

CEO:  "Hey, Hamish..."

Me:  "Hamvin."

CEO: "What?"

Me:  "Hamvin.  Me and Kevin accidentally got fused and..."

CEO:  "You are so goddamn weird."

Me:  "Boss, I'm building a drone that goes up the sewer pipes into peoples' toilets.  This is an all-new nightmare.  Do you have some NORMAL people around to build that?"

Walter:  "He's right, man this is pretty fucked up."

Me:  "You hush, Walter, we're building a better world."

Walter: "I thought you said toilet drones."

Me:  "I did.  That's a better world than a world with no toilet drones."

CEO:  *walks out*

Walter:  "I'm going to the can."

Me:  "Can you hold it like 7 minutes?"

Walter:  *looks startled*

Me:  "A better world, Walter."



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High Weirdness / Re: Schwab
« Last post by hirley0 on Yesterday at 04:34:13 pm »
7/28 8:30 - ? 33&1/3
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Yesterday at 12:38:45 am »
It's OK, she's been auto-resurrected. I used self raising flour

I'm so alone.  :cry:
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Apple Talk / Re: Only losers post in this thread
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on July 27, 2021, 11:57:58 pm »
*loses with the same reckless abandon as pursuit of winning, like a boss... A loser boss.*
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