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Apple Talk / Re: Who are all you weirdos?
« Last post by Doktor Howl on September 20, 2021, 09:00:38 pm »
Roger is still around, we keep him in one of those Fritzle basements
Tell the truth. We had him stuffed like Trigger.
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Tell the truth. We had him stuffed like Trigger.
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Apple Talk / Re: Who are all you weirdos?
« Last post by The Commander on September 20, 2021, 10:24:29 am »Have you seen what Roger does to toilets? No way are we letting him near one.
You have a point. We still haven't fixed the gaping hole he left the last time he visited DIA headquarters. I have to travel all the way to the third sub-basement for my morning constitutionals.
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Apple Talk / Re: Who are all you weirdos?
« Last post by Pergamos on September 19, 2021, 11:15:15 pm »Have you seen what Roger does to toilets? No way are we letting him near one.
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Apple Talk / Re: parenting advice
« Last post by The Commander on September 19, 2021, 07:20:27 am »Hmmm....keep in mind that brains are not fully developed until a person is in their early 20s. If you assume they are essentially brain damaged until then, all their crazy behaviour and random emotional outbursts are less infuriating.
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Last post by The Commander on September 19, 2021, 07:15:27 am »So...what do I win?
I hope it's pie.
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Its not pie
Why not?
Yeah, what do the prize givers have against pie?
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Last post by chaotic neutral observer on September 19, 2021, 01:51:13 am »So...what do I win?
I hope it's pie.
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Its not pie
Why not?
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Last post by Q. G. Pennyworth on September 18, 2021, 10:18:56 pm »So...what do I win?
I hope it's pie.
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Its not pie
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Principia Discussion / Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Last post by The Commander on September 18, 2021, 04:03:26 pm »
Not all disorder is Holy, only creative disorder.
Get that through your thick skulls numb nuts.
17 years later, it's nice to look back on this and remember what happened to Tao immediately after this thread.
EDIT: Thread is no longer 23 pages long. Not sorry.
I remember Tao. Lost touch many moons ago. What, exactly, happened to him?
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Last post by The Commander on September 18, 2021, 03:42:04 pm »So...what do I win?
I hope it's pie.
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I hope it's pie.
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Apple Talk / Re: Who are all you weirdos?
« Last post by The Commander on September 18, 2021, 03:40:25 pm »Bella was killed in a high speed pursuit with the cops a few years back when the fuel transport she shot to create a barrier took the whole bridge out from under them.
Eris von tartarus kind of stopped posting here after her and her sister had a breakout hit with The Matrix and its sequels.
Roger is still around, we keep him in one of those Fritzle basements
Honestly, it's how Bella would have wanted to go. Either that or suffocated under a giant pile of kittens.
Do you at least let Roger out to pee? If you do, tell him I said hello and then give him a purple nurple. That was our secret handshake.
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