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#51
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN Nigel
October 25, 2010, 09:49:19 PM
Ever heard of the Portland band the shiny things? Just saw em on 'trading spouses'  :lulz:



Ps I have two days before the troll this saturday off work,
so maybe help with the fort and make banners?

Maybe bribe you with dinner if I can't find a ride home from olympia (mrs has to work Saturday)
and I havnt gotten my cousin's contact info and any friends I bribe here might have to stay down there Friday night. My asain friend works construction so he might be able to help, but I havnt asked him
#52
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN REV ASSHAT
October 25, 2010, 06:43:32 AM
Quote from: Gone for good on October 16, 2010, 08:23:36 PM
:horrormirth:

I think your Basil like campaign for office and Hustles/Cain rejection is the case of your deep seeded HATE for the board. I hope you run for office or at least find those nude pictures of Sarah Plain. bI get the spirit of your campaign, these days kids are no good bastards, so if your elected I'll help you toss these hippies into work camps.
#53
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn cram
October 23, 2010, 01:36:24 AM
CDC says one in three adults will be needle addicts by 2050
#54
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN Alaska
October 22, 2010, 06:41:28 AM
My cousin announced she's quitting your state and moving to Portland


Ps Tiki :fnord: could you post a note on her door, announcing that her door quit first
In the first person, ill help you write it at the capital mall bbq and hopefully get the address from my aunt before then
#55
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN: Cain
October 21, 2010, 10:34:08 PM
Your avatar reminds me of this...

#56
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn admins
October 20, 2010, 09:07:20 AM
Pention to make yatto a mod
Something about being able to get wade to not post for two weeks without access to the hammer

Or  :argh!:
#57
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn Coyote
October 19, 2010, 11:24:00 AM
Try changing your mask from time to time
#58
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn Dok Howl
October 18, 2010, 03:54:05 AM
 So I'm watching foxnews for the  :horrormirth: and they cover a story that got me  :lulz:


A thirty three year old woman is caught trolling a dying seven year old. So they, being the talking head that used to be jerry springers competitor, start going on how there should be laws protecting people from such harassment. Free speech be damned  :lulz:
#59
The tax return MESSIAH is due on the twenty third of december

Ps belly pictures later tonight
Pss I expect your three gifts this winter :lulz:
#60
GASM Command / QUADRANTGASM
October 13, 2010, 07:56:39 AM
Discordians claim your quadrants  :lulz:


Illumanti have been spotted near 23rd ST. Your mission if you choose to accept it is to warn the citizens of this street. Door to door, postergasm or street theather up to you


Good Vibes Cabal has claimed 47th ST as HQ
Recruite all the agents you can along this street
#62
Aneristic Illusions / defending englishness
October 10, 2010, 12:11:53 AM
"I am not a racist. I have Muslim and black friends.  :lulz: There is a big difference between racism and protesting against Islamic extremism.
"I joined the EDL because it made no sense that people defending Englishness were labelled as troublemakers."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-11505724
#63
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn Juvenal
October 08, 2010, 11:37:14 PM
did you just find that avatar or do you own that many furby eyes?
#65
Or Kill Me / this is a teethbrushing checkpoint
October 07, 2010, 08:31:08 PM
After having some politicals chats with my mother, I tried to grasp how for the longest time, someone function as the liberal counterpoint to my father had turned to the darkside.
Mentally or physically I tried to think just what a red state mind was, was it wealth, no there's right and left money, was it family no both sides have family and most of us agree to life liberty and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE so its not libertarian ideas that a red mind is born.



But it got me thinking of generation divide and in our youth mter days and its not until we are attacked in life that we see things differently. Each election I knew I didn't really have to talk politics with my father, a very well hearted man who was born in the south so I don't blame him for liking fox news. Thetis's dad watches fox's rival so its not like I don't try and debate both sides of the fence with my thoughts. When I raise the issue of their fair and balanced bullshit he points out cnn does the same. Odd there's some who do this but CNN he must never watch MSNBC then again it is channel forty-seven and his fnord chip is installed since he retired from service. But my parents used to canceled each others votes, now and cancel my inlaw's vote.

And they bug me to why I don't vote in every election. I laugh I vote in the ones that matter is what I usually say.

And that's why in '08 instead of voting for McPolitics or Change

I voted for Emperor Vermin Supreme and this is a teeth brushing checkpoint!



#66
Literate Chaotic / fucking deadlines, how do they work?
October 06, 2010, 10:27:37 PM
So I got about ten days left on my Jack of all threads, and I got to thinking

Fucking Deadlines, how do they work?

That's a philosophical question of our generation or something.
Do you wait until the last second and let the caffeine induced Nirvana takeover or do you make goals
#67



And they are going home empty handed...
#68
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn RWHN
October 05, 2010, 10:14:50 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-11479838

Times like this I'm glad your doing what you do....

Nine years old  :argh!:
#69


Now I see what I've been missing :boot:
#70
Everyone secretly thinks your Uncle BadTouch Ruby  :|
#71
Bring and Brag / drawing in my youth
October 03, 2010, 11:35:24 PM


In my youth id often have visions of things, nigel has one of my drawings in the front of the book I sent her. Here's another one I have a half dozen I still need to scan/photo

The text at the top says basicly there's a lot of symbolism
Example each one of those pencil mushrooms at the top were drawn by a different person. The anarchy symbol starts a chain of three images about the girls I had my heart broken by. This is the first expirement using pen pencil combo. I did another in red and black and has almost a magic eye effect going on.
#72
Discordian Recipes / help yatto make dinner
October 02, 2010, 11:02:59 PM



I normaly don't cook because the things I'm used to have too many carbs or are classifed by Thetis as unhealthy. So to this end I hope to enlist you spags to help make a meal or two a week so the mother of my child has less stress.

Things I have currently have in cans that id like to use up
and will cross off the list when used or donated:
Black, kidney beans, chili
Tomato sause, paste
Ragu tomato garlic & onion
Enchilada sause
Jalapeno peppers, green chiles
Chicken breast
Chicken broth
Sloppy joe sause
Cream of mushroom
Cheddar cheese & broccoli cheese: cambells condensed soup
Refried beans
Canned salmon  :horrormirth:
Baby corn, canned corn
Sliced carrots
Pineapple slices
Coconut milk
Green beans

Current meats
Ground turkey
Turkey smoked sausage
Frozen chicken thighs

Other freezeables
Tater tots
Hashbrowns
Peas & carrots
Stirfry veggies
#73
Ladies, Doktors and other germs, you all are invited to partake on a weekly quiz show NAME THAT TROLL or  :argh!: why the search function doesn't work on sundays
Contestants will be given a quote from a troll of this boards past, first to buzz in with the correct answer will win an internet or :?
#74
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN DOK HOWL
October 02, 2010, 05:34:53 AM
What's your secret to keeping your heart beating in your old age?

appears my dad's is having trouble
:horrormirth:
#76
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn great poo
September 29, 2010, 08:54:47 AM
Consider these posts required reading
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5389;sa=showPosts


FFS wade was a better troll then tuesday
#77
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn bai
September 28, 2010, 12:40:42 PM
I hope I'm not jinxing this, but welcome back   :fnord:
#78
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn ruby tuesday
September 28, 2010, 04:46:37 AM
GOODBYE  :lulz:
#80
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn cram
September 27, 2010, 07:10:44 AM
My coworker thought your avatar was a picture of charles manson :lulz:
#81
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN LaughingOtter
September 27, 2010, 05:26:58 AM
Did you hear Truckasauras has a new album, Quarters (yes named in memory of the kirkland arcade)
#82
Principia Discussion / DISCORDIAN MANIFESTO
September 26, 2010, 04:43:11 AM
 :craig:
#85
That is all  :lulz:


Eta: RIP
#86
Quote from: BadBeast on September 07, 2010, 04:50:11 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 07, 2010, 03:15:05 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 29, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
If the Motorcycle you are riding, reveals itself to be incorrect, then the best option is to dismount immediately. The later you leave it, the moar it's going to hurt. It's no good just pressing on onwards towards your destination, and hoping nobody will notice. They will. And they will notice that you noticed too If you arrived here with any credibility, be prepared to it all. The correct Motorcycle can only be found by lurking around there forum, and paying attention. And even then, it's not a guaranteed thing. Good luck.  

What if the motorcycle wasn't really correct in the sense of being wrong or incorrect but how well it runs or if it needs repair. Some cycles burn oil, some have a bad muffler and others have a loose chain or a broken head light.
In that case, then it's really a judgement call, if it's general roadworthiness seems to be a little wanting, then that would not necessarily preclude it's eventual arrival at the expected destination. However, if it clearly hasn't got a chance of limping another mile or two, then it would probably be prudent to stop and attempt a little roadside maintenance. If it's state of repair is beyond your expertise to significantly extend it's useful life, then it might be better to cut your losses, and wait for a bus. Then, when a motorcycle with sufficient correctness quotient presents itself, you will be able to decide objectively whether to continue to your destination on said vehicle, or just stay on the bus. There are a lot more factors to consider IN ventures like this, than many people realise, so it's best to make the most informed decision you can. Then, when you are decided upon a course, you must bear in mind that many factors are impossible to take into consideration, (earthquakes, Zombies, etc) so there is always an uncertainty that keeps you constantly looking out for another potentiality.
Hope this helps.  8)

:pax: I claim this theory in the name of discordia
#87
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN NIGEL
September 05, 2010, 09:48:41 PM
I need you to pm me your new address if you want any of these zombie cones


papercraft  :lulz:
#88
Principia Discussion / tit fnord
September 01, 2010, 03:56:34 AM
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tit :fnord:
#89
STOP BEING A SMEGHEAD  :argh!:


Eta: :fnord: day of discord
Don't want anyone to feel left out  :argh!:
#90
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN 'THIS GUY'
August 21, 2010, 12:31:53 AM
 :rbtg:
#92
Aneristic Illusions / breaking news
August 18, 2010, 11:35:10 PM
Troops withdrawn from Iraq to kuwait
#93
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / ATTN NURSE
August 17, 2010, 07:14:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on August 17, 2010, 06:54:47 PMone of them cheerfully reported that her 8-9 year old students are making portfolios: Putting their "content," "creative products" and photocopies of report cards into professional little packages.  No more sticking stuff on the fridge.  And the kids, she says, are getting incredibly good at Marketing Themselves.  I didn't know how to rage at that.  It just simmers.  

Sounds like the golden apple winner from this year
http://kcts9.org/video/goldenapple?id=140029

#94
Previous thread was 136 pages... so


What makes me happy is the thought of
Ronald Regan shooting Abe Lincoln
#95
There's many paths in life other then wicca/pagan

Name your favorite
Or  :?
#96
Aneristic Illusions / Controlling firearms
July 29, 2010, 07:32:30 AM
Had an idea how to control firearms in america that would hold up in court.

Gun nuts usually talk about their god given right to bear arms, ignoring the fact the bill of right passage doesn't say anything like that.

Anyways to the point, could you in theory ban owning a firearm unless you were registered with a state milita?
#98
QUOTE: "I'm Mindfucking you right now"



:lulz:
#100
RPG Ghetto / ATTN: Richter
June 01, 2010, 06:47:53 AM
... and i guess cram. what your option on this here
http://www.amazon.com/Nerf-N-Force-Warlock-Axe-Yellow/dp/B002VEC86M