Meet Gustave, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_%28crocodile%29) a Nile croc estimated to be 60 years old, 20 feet long, and having an alleged body count of over three hundred people.
Here's a National Geographic article about going on a hunt to measure and tag Gustave:
http://adventure.nationalgeographic.com/2005/03/gustave-crocodile/michael-mcrae-text
And this list is neat:
http://www.cracked.com/article_18483_the-5-creepiest-serial-killers-who-were-animals_p2.html
:lulz: His "fuck you" to the guys who tried to catch him is seriously the best thing ever.
:lulz: I know, right?
I'm trying to convince my thrillseeker friend to team up with me and go to Burundi to hunt that thing.
Why?
Because I will then be a modern day Beowulf. Think about it; Ancient scaly man eating monster terrorizing a village? Seriously? And nobody's trying to kill it.
Like hell.
Quote from: Jasper on September 30, 2011, 09:43:48 PM
I'm trying to convince my thrillseeker friend to team up with me and go to Burundi to hunt that thing.
Why?
Because I will then be a modern day Beowulf. Think about it; Ancient scaly man eating monster terrorizing a village? Seriously? And nobody's trying to kill it.
Like hell.
You've got it all wrong. Didn't you see the 2007 Beowulf movie?
You've got to track down the monster, and then fuck the hell out of it.