Just days after the Florida "face-eating" incident, we have this...
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/05/31/man-denied-bail-after-dismembered-body-parts-found-in-home/
QuoteA Morgan State University student who lived in the same home as a missing Joppatowne man now feared dead was charged with first-degree murder after parts of a human body were found inside the house and in a nearby dumpster. Now the suspect has admitted to eating portions of the man's body parts, including his heart and brain.
"Kujoe's not hungry no more..." :x
jeez.
doesn't that guy know he can get prions eating brains?!
it could make him sick in the head if he does that too much...
Christ. As if that wasn't enough, I was just reading about that one Canadian freak who videotaped himself killing cats and is now wanted for killing a guy and mailing his foot to Ontario.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 01, 2012, 12:15:15 AM
Christ. As if that wasn't enough, I was just reading about that one Canadian freak who videotaped himself killing cats and is now wanted for killing a guy and mailing his foot to Ontario.
check out or kill me for a surprise.
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/mother-beheads-infant-son-eats-part-of-brain-2012-05-31-1.460996
Looks like we have a trend. :x
Quote from: Faust on June 01, 2012, 12:16:51 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 01, 2012, 12:15:15 AM
Christ. As if that wasn't enough, I was just reading about that one Canadian freak who videotaped himself killing cats and is now wanted for killing a guy and mailing his foot to Ontario.
check out or kill me for a surprise.
:horrormirth:
Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe. :evilmad:
Fuck it.
If the zombies start with THESE two, bring 'em on.
http://www.break.com/pranks/girls-steal-from-girl-scout-for-fun-2331663
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
Fuck it.
If the zombies start with THESE two, bring 'em on.
http://www.break.com/pranks/girls-steal-from-girl-scout-for-fun-2331663
:x :x :x
Send 'em to dog fisting lady's (http://www.examiner.com/article/video-evidence-of-sodomy-and-other-abuse-of-dogs-petition) house when they're finished.
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
Fuck it.
If the zombies start with THESE two, bring 'em on.
http://www.break.com/pranks/girls-steal-from-girl-scout-for-fun-2331663
The good news is that those two will... oh wait. I was going to say end up crapping out a bunch of brats just like them, and then realized that's not good news.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 02:57:57 AM
Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe. :evilmad:
That is a offal pun. :lulz:
Related:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken/
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 01, 2012, 12:49:39 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 02:57:57 AM
Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe. :evilmad:
That is a offal pun. :lulz:
I hate puns, that was done by mistake :fnord: (the joys of not being english-native speakr)
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 05:39:36 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 01, 2012, 12:49:39 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 02:57:57 AM
Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe. :evilmad:
That is a offal pun. :lulz:
I hate puns, that was done by mistake :fnord: (the joys of not being english-native speakr)
So that one must have been gut instinct?
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 01, 2012, 05:45:13 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 05:39:36 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 01, 2012, 12:49:39 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 02:57:57 AM
Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe. :evilmad:
That is a offal pun. :lulz:
I hate puns, that was done by mistake :fnord: (the joys of not being english-native speakr)
So that one must have been gut instinct?
Well, by fleshing out the possibilities, i think it to be true!
Rwhn- based on the name of that article i think im going to enjoy it.
Hey, these people are just getting in on the cannibalism action now and beating the rush!
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 01, 2012, 08:18:50 PM
Hey, these people are just getting in on the cannibalism action now and beating the rush!
YUO STOLE MAH BIT.
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:mullet:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/
Via ECH.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/
Via ECH.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/
Via ECH.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
People saying "I'M FUCKING HUNGRY, DAMMIT" in a very fucked up way?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/
Via ECH.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
according to the author of that Cracked article WHN linked, we're just Lo5ing it because the media is just snowballing the sensation of omgzombies...
but is there
really this much longpork consumption on a regular basis?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 08:40:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 01, 2012, 08:18:50 PM
Hey, these people are just getting in on the cannibalism action now and beating the rush!
YUO STOLE MAH BIT.
\
:mullet:
I borrowed it! I was going to give it back!
Id put it to contemporary cultures obsession with zombies. Serial killers and cannibals arent the same as a reanimated corpse. I thought it was funny when ech said it on facebook but then its like everyone i know saw it and decided to regurgitate it. And then people started emailing me zombie stuff.
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 01, 2012, 09:54:25 PM
Id put it to contemporary cultures obsession with zombies. Serial killers and cannibals arent the same as a reanimated corpse. I thought it was funny when ech said it on facebook but then its like everyone i know saw it and decided to regurgitate it. And then people started emailing me zombie stuff.
It's like our fucked up coyotes with mange and deformities. Instead of digging up whatever is causing it, the news outlets are like "ANOTHER CHUPACABRA HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN FAYETTEVILLE!!!!! Details at ten."
Yes- except i havent seen anything in the news to suggest theyre digging the zombie thing. Just the internet. So instead of getting infotainment the audience is making it infotainment.
I'm biting my tongue ...
Over what?
To refrain from punning about self-cannibalisation.
:argh!:
Ooh I bet the page break will work out great with the timing on that one :D
Page break?
Oh i see. Never mind
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 01, 2012, 07:38:57 PM
Rwhn- based on the name of that article i think im going to enjoy it.
I know I did. I especially dug the corollary to that incident a while back when there were those animal die-offs and everyone was all, "FUCK! Apocalypse!!!! Doom!!!"
People are silly.
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 01, 2012, 10:03:35 PM
Yes- except i havent seen anything in the news to suggest theyre digging the zombie thing. Just the internet. So instead of getting infotainment the audience is making it infotainment.
Admittedly it was Headline News but I just saw "Creepy Crime Plague on East Coast." on the TEEVEE. I thinks it's a
deep cultural thing.
BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING IT LOOK RIDICULOUS ON PURPOSE TO COVER UP THE TRUTH!
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:joshua:
Quote from: Alty on June 02, 2012, 12:58:29 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 01, 2012, 10:03:35 PM
Yes- except i havent seen anything in the news to suggest theyre digging the zombie thing. Just the internet. So instead of getting infotainment the audience is making it infotainment.
Admittedly it was Headline News but I just saw "Creepy Crime Plague on East Coast." on the TEEVEE. I thinks it's a deep cultural thing.
BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING IT LOOK RIDICULOUS ON PURPOSE TO COVER UP THE TRUTH!
/
:joshua:
HEY!!
show us your tits!!
Ive lived on the east coast for thirty years and have only seen one zombie. His name was rob. He was from haverhill massachusetts and had a brother named spider.
Haverhill incidentally is pronounced HEY-ver-'ll
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 02, 2012, 04:55:51 AM
Haverhill incidentally is pronounced HEY-ver-'ll
Worcester is pronounced WOOSTA.
And scituate starts off like situate and ends like it.
Lol leominster
LEMON-STA!
I think you guys just mangle 'em like that to make outsiders look st00pit. :lulz:
I dunno. Brits also pronounce it wuss-tah. Or rather woos-tah-shy-uh
Like Which-dis-here Sauce? :lol:
:lol: yup. Our crazy talk isnt out of the blue. It actually comes from a nation of people who couldnt spell.
They compensated with extra letters and syllables. :lol:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 02, 2012, 06:39:10 AM
I think you guys just mangle 'em like that to make outsiders look st00pit. :lulz:
That's a thing I think locals do everywhere.
Yeah is true. We get a kick out of new yorkese outlanders when they pronounce mattapan muh-tappin' like it sounds like manhattan. Mattapan is pronounced matt-uh-pan. Unless youre from mattapan and then you generally pronounced it murdah-pan.
They make "Lynn" easy, though. Something to ponder. :lol:
Well if lynn didnt sound like lynn they would have that old rhyme about it.
Wouldnt rather. Lynn lynn the city of sin you never come out the way you went in.
:lulz:
Stephen King actually worked that into "Cell" but he borked it into "Lynn, Lynn, city of sin, when you go to heaven they won't let you in."
I think by the time I moved there, the scene was kaput. I didn't see any more vice than I do anyplace else. Lots of Hell's Angels, though.
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 02, 2012, 07:20:04 PM
Yeah is true. We get a kick out of new yorkese outlanders when they pronounce mattapan muh-tappin' like it sounds like manhattan. Mattapan is pronounced matt-uh-pan. Unless youre from mattapan and then you generally pronounced it murdah-pan.
Oregon is always entertaining, because nobody pronounces it right, and then there's the Willamette. A lot of our place-names are pronounced using coastal indian inflections, which means that the emphasis is on the first or second syllable and not the last one, as a lot of people seem to assume. There's shit in Oregon that even locals argue the pronunciation of.
It gets really fucking hairy in Washington, though. Nobody from out of the area can really be expected to pronounce that shit. Dosewallips? Humptulips? Lilliwaup? Skookumchuck? Tillicum? Sequim? Yeah, GOOD LUCK TOURISTS. You're fucked forever.
Yeah from what i understand its not too bad now. Dorchesters the same way as is east boston. Mattapan is still shitty.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 02, 2012, 08:58:14 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 02, 2012, 07:20:04 PM
Yeah is true. We get a kick out of new yorkese outlanders when they pronounce mattapan muh-tappin' like it sounds like manhattan. Mattapan is pronounced matt-uh-pan. Unless youre from mattapan and then you generally pronounced it murdah-pan.
Oregon is always entertaining, because nobody pronounces it right, and then there's the Willamette. A lot of our place-names are pronounced using coastal indian inflections, which means that the emphasis is on the first or second syllable and not the last one, as a lot of people seem to assume. There's shit in Oregon that even locals argue the pronunciation of.
It gets really fucking hairy in Washington, though. Nobody from out of the area can really be expected to pronounce that shit. Dosewallips? Humptulips? Lilliwaup? Skookumchuck? Tillicum? Sequim? Yeah, GOOD LUCK TOURISTS. You're fucked forever.
I can vouch for this. I find it incredibly amusing though.
The northwest has some crazy ass names right there
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on June 02, 2012, 09:03:49 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 02, 2012, 08:58:14 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 02, 2012, 07:20:04 PM
Yeah is true. We get a kick out of new yorkese outlanders when they pronounce mattapan muh-tappin' like it sounds like manhattan. Mattapan is pronounced matt-uh-pan. Unless youre from mattapan and then you generally pronounced it murdah-pan.
Oregon is always entertaining, because nobody pronounces it right, and then there's the Willamette. A lot of our place-names are pronounced using coastal indian inflections, which means that the emphasis is on the first or second syllable and not the last one, as a lot of people seem to assume. There's shit in Oregon that even locals argue the pronunciation of.
It gets really fucking hairy in Washington, though. Nobody from out of the area can really be expected to pronounce that shit. Dosewallips? Humptulips? Lilliwaup? Skookumchuck? Tillicum? Sequim? Yeah, GOOD LUCK TOURISTS. You're fucked forever.
I can vouch for this. I find it incredibly amusing though.
It's pretty good. Especially the Puyallup fair.
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2012, 01:56:38 AM
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/mother-beheads-infant-son-eats-part-of-brain-2012-05-31-1.460996
That one happened in 2009
Or fucking Geoducs, which are basically a trap.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 03, 2012, 12:36:51 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2012, 01:56:38 AM
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/mother-beheads-infant-son-eats-part-of-brain-2012-05-31-1.460996
That one happened in 2009
Yeah I'm sure you know all about that.
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 02, 2012, 04:55:51 AM
Haverhill incidentally is pronounced HEY-ver-'ll
HEY-vrill :argh!: Only 2 syllables!
Still, better than when I've heard Hav-er-hill.
The most mind-boggling was when I heard Methuen pronounced Met-hoo-en. WTF?? The majority of the time when you see "th" together it's gonna be like in "the". Why would you default to the opposite?!?!
That was when I was working at AAA. I got to hear lots of cities pronounced stupidly, among all the other stupid things people called about.
Not that I can pronounce every name ever, so I understand people trying to do it phonetically, but just the "th" thing was a bit baffling.
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 05, 2012, 07:58:19 PM
The most mind-boggling was when I heard Methuen pronounced Met-hoo-en. WTF?? The majority of the time when you see "th" together it's gonna be like in "the". Why would you default to the opposite?!?!
Because Chatham, that's why.
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 05, 2012, 07:58:19 PM
Why would you default to the opposite?!?!
You can't. Everything defaults to MAIN.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/
Via ECH.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
All that stuff we've been saying about the End Times?
Eris thought, "Hey - they've been giving me love for long enough. Might as well let them be right."
And then she chuckled, snapping the very DNA strands of the nearby trees.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 05, 2012, 08:14:17 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 05, 2012, 07:58:19 PM
The most mind-boggling was when I heard Methuen pronounced Met-hoo-en. WTF?? The majority of the time when you see "th" together it's gonna be like in "the". Why would you default to the opposite?!?!
Because Chatham, that's why.
Well.....ya got me there. Forgot about Chatham. I concede then that it just makes sense because of living in the area (or any other given locality). I feel like there's a good reason for Chatham vs. Methuen, but, no.....I guess not. I get to "Obviously it makes sense that they use that pronunciation for Chatham because.......obviously!"
Another one.
In FL again...
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_sarasota_manatee/Latest-zombie-eating-attack-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm-#ixzz1yQQzG9F5
ANNNNNNND - right back to Florida. :horrormirth:
Oh god a zombie apocalypse who else can barely contain their excitement? :lulz:
Hollywood
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on August 16, 2012, 12:14:27 AM
Hollywood
But I just ordered a gas mask and 100 boxes of flechette shells.
:kingmeh: