Friends,
It is my sad duty to inform you that Professor Cramulus has left us. It seems that he was found stabbed to death by what appear to have been syringes, in a filthy alley in New York City. While he may have been poked to death by junkies, it is worth noting that the building adjacent to the alley where he was found houses a diabetes support group.
Nobody's really sure how he got to NYC, as he was last seen eating a bowl of "Sugar Coated Chocolate Bombs" in the breakroom at his place of employment, and police are looking into the possibility that he was "abducted by freaks". Cainad has been named as a "person of interest".
Professor Cramulus was an esteemed colleague of mine, and the field of Assbaggery anthropology will not be the same, now that he's gone. It is said that in his home town of ______, children weep and old people just shake their heads sadly, and say "Just like old John Dillinger, I tell ya! Now we're gonna have to break up our stills."
They're running out of heroes in the hills of upstate New York, and with Professor Cramulus gone, the population will be at the mercy of revenuers, roving gangs of diabetics, and cancer babies. Truly, it is the end of an era for them, and they may even have to move to civilization before the upside down people find them.
Cramulus will be interred in the time honored rural New York fashion...That is to say, his remains will be UPSed to an illegal landfill in the pine barrens of New Jersey. He will be buried with his mustache, pipe, and the Browning Automatic Rifle he loved so dearly, and used to such effect on dirty rotten G-Men.
The pith helmet, unfortunately, was never found.
I shall miss his mustachioed mythos and superior WOMP skills...
O Cram O Cram,
Wherefore shall we now receive
Your insightful postings
Now that we are bereav'd?
Please bless us from above,
Or if preferred, below,
And hear our skiddoo'd sorrows
For your lulzy antics we shall miss so.
O Cram O Cram,
Like a genius of art and deed,
You brought many together
By planting a generous seed.
May we remember you forev'r
For your circumspect ways
And your gasmy foibles
That brought in the internet strays.
WE WILL MISS YOU CRAM! :cry:
-plays the bagpipes-
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 06:44:28 PM
WE WILL MISS YOU CRAM! :cry:
-plays the bagpipes-
Yes, I shall miss those crazy summer nights, with Cram shooting at policemen from the running board of my flivver, bellowing out "YER YELLA, COPPERS! YER YELLA, SEE! EAT LEAD, FED!", or his witty repartee with that cad J. Edgar Hoover ("I ain't saying nothing til my mouthpiece gets here, see?").
But a life lived in such a fashion was bound to come to an early, horrible end. I guess life just bugged him.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 06:48:07 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 06:44:28 PM
WE WILL MISS YOU CRAM! :cry:
-plays the bagpipes-
Yes, I shall miss those crazy summer nights, with Cram shooting at policemen from the running board of my flivver, bellowing out "YER YELLA, COPPERS! YER YELLA, SEE! EAT LEAD, FED!", or his witty repartee with that cad J. Edgar Hoover ("I ain't saying nothing til my mouthpiece gets here, see?").
But a life lived in such a fashion was bound to come to an early, horrible end. I guess life just bugged him.
Do you think he went to a better place?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 06:52:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 06:48:07 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 06:44:28 PM
WE WILL MISS YOU CRAM! :cry:
-plays the bagpipes-
Yes, I shall miss those crazy summer nights, with Cram shooting at policemen from the running board of my flivver, bellowing out "YER YELLA, COPPERS! YER YELLA, SEE! EAT LEAD, FED!", or his witty repartee with that cad J. Edgar Hoover ("I ain't saying nothing til my mouthpiece gets here, see?").
But a life lived in such a fashion was bound to come to an early, horrible end. I guess life just bugged him.
Do you think he went to a better place?
No, not really. The Good Lord will forgive many things, but making priests shit themselves "for kicks" isn't one of them. I fear that The Professor is dodging angry cancer babies
elsewhere. Or perhaps he's chained to a giant rock, while insulin junkies tear out his pancreas, only to have it regenerate every night.
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 06:44:28 PM
WE WILL MISS YOU CRAM! :cry:
-plays the bagpipes-
Yes, I shall miss those crazy summer nights, with Cram shooting at policemen from the running board of my flivver, bellowing out "YER YELLA, COPPERS! YER YELLA, SEE! EAT LEAD, FED!", or his witty repartee with that cad J. Edgar Hoover ("I ain't saying nothing til my mouthpiece gets here, see?").
But a life lived in such a fashion was bound to come to an early, horrible end. I guess life just bugged him.
Do you think he went to a better place?
No, not really. The Good Lord will forgive many things, but making priests shit themselves "for kicks" isn't one of them. I fear that The Professor is dodging angry cancer babies elsewhere. Or perhaps he's chained to a giant rock, while insulin junkies tear out his pancreas, only to have it regenerate every night.
But what about all the good work he did with Terror Babies, by making sure they "disappeared", never to crop up again? Surely God has it in his heart to forgive someone who loves America that much?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 07:06:18 PM
But what about all the good work he did with Terror Babies, by making sure they "disappeared", never to crop up again? Surely God has it in his heart to forgive someone who loves America that much?
You bring up a good point, but I feel that may have been canceled out by his un-American lack of blubber and his habit of "Walmart shopper-tipping", in which he would sneaking up on dozing shoppers, and kick one over, resulting in a domino effect that resulted in mass injuries, structural damage to the store, and DOLLARS worth of ruined Chinese crap...Not to mention his hijacking of their announcement system, in which he declared "All the Ding Dongs you can carry for $10, this offer good only for the next 10 minutes", which led to the trampling deaths of dozens, and a bloody melee that resulted in a rotund young man being strangled with his own sports bra.
No, Cramulus was my friend, but he was not on the side of the angels.
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 07:06:18 PM
But what about all the good work he did with Terror Babies, by making sure they "disappeared", never to crop up again? Surely God has it in his heart to forgive someone who loves America that much?
You bring up a good point, but I feel that may have been canceled out by his un-American lack of blubber and his habit of "Walmart shopper-tipping", in which he would sneaking up on dozing shoppers, and kick one over, resulting in a domino effect that resulted in mass injuries, structural damage to the store, and DOLLARS worth of ruined Chinese crap...Not to mention his hijacking of their announcement system, in which he declared "All the Ding Dongs you can carry for $10, this offer good only for the next 10 minutes", which led to the trampling deaths of dozens, and a bloody melee that resulted in a rotund young man being strangled with his own sports bra.
No, Cramulus was my friend, but he was not on the side of the angels.
What a tragic death, and without enough time to become properly American. :cry:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 07:13:44 PM
What a tragic death, and without enough time to become properly American. :cry:
Just another 100,000 calories and he'd have been saved. :cry:
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 07:13:44 PM
What a tragic death, and without enough time to become properly American. :cry:
Just another 100,000 calories and he'd have been saved. :cry:
OH WOE IS LOST YOUTH, SENSELESSLY WASTED ON
GOOD UNAMERICAN CHOICES!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 07:29:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 07:27:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 23, 2010, 07:13:44 PM
What a tragic death, and without enough time to become properly American. :cry:
Just another 100,000 calories and he'd have been saved. :cry:
OH WOE IS LOST YOUTH, SENSELESSLY WASTED ON GOOD UNAMERICAN CHOICES!
See, kids? There's a
reason you're supposed to spend lots of time in front of a video game console. There's a
purpose to all those Cheetohs and snack cakes.
Let this be a lesson. The next victim could be YOU!
:lulz:
Will one be allowed to get mustache rides from the corpse at the wake/funeral?
Quote from: PopeTom on August 23, 2010, 08:15:31 PM
Will one be allowed to get mustache rides from the corpse at the wake/funeral?
Yeah, but it's a long ride to the bottom of the landfill.
The Management cannot be responsible.
NECROMANCERS
I WAS FINALLY DEAD, FINALLY ESCAPED FROM ALL OF YE
AND THEN NECROMANCY HAPPENED
I KNOW what it feels like to want a cheap loyal, labor force. I KNOW why one would want to raise the dead. BELIEVE ME.
(http://www.themesnthings.com/i//Menacing_Mummy.jpg)
I gotta say though, being a mummy is way cooler than being a zombie.
If I was hungry for brains all day, I probably wouldn't spend much time on the net. But whatever curse is keeping me anchored to this world has imbued me with the desire to TROLL.
MUST.... DESTROY.... INTERNET COMMUNITIES....
Well, I realize law enforcement is just doing their job... but I can't say I'm pleased with being tagged as a "person of interest" in this investigation.
I'm sure once they're done rummaging through my underwear drawer and scanning my YouTube favorites list, they'll see that my hands are entirely clean of this tragic incident. I have no further comments.
RIP Cram, Long Live? Zombie Cram!
BRAAAAINNNSSSS
Aren't mummies highly flammable?
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:14:39 PM
Aren't mummies highly flammable?
So was the original version. His pance were
on fire.
But now we have Mummy Cram. And Mummy loves you. Mummy loves you
to death.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:14:39 PM
Aren't mummies highly flammable?
So was the original version. His pance were on fire.
But now we have Mummy Cram. And Mummy loves you. Mummy loves you to death.
HE AINT GONNA GIVE ME MUMMY ROT! FIREBALL HIS ASS! :nuke: :zombie:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/crammummy.gif)
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:20:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:14:39 PM
Aren't mummies highly flammable?
So was the original version. His pance were on fire.
But now we have Mummy Cram. And Mummy loves you. Mummy loves you to death.
HE AINT GONNA GIVE ME MUMMY ROT! FIREBALL HIS ASS! :nuke: :zombie:
Gonna catch the rogue in the AOE...
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:14:39 PM
Aren't mummies highly flammable?
So was the original version. His pance were on fire.
But now we have Mummy Cram. And Mummy loves you. Mummy loves you to death.
HE AINT GONNA GIVE ME MUMMY ROT! FIREBALL HIS ASS! :nuke: :zombie:
Gonna catch the rogue in the AOE...
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL = ME, AND I NEVER LIKED THAT STUPID GNOME ANYWAY! -FOOM-
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:24:24 PM
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:20:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:14:39 PM
Aren't mummies highly flammable?
So was the original version. His pance were on fire.
But now we have Mummy Cram. And Mummy loves you. Mummy loves you to death.
HE AINT GONNA GIVE ME MUMMY ROT! FIREBALL HIS ASS! :nuke: :zombie:
Gonna catch the rogue in the AOE...
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL = ME, AND I NEVER LIKED THAT STUPID GNOME ANYWAY! -FOOM-
Oh, dear. Evasion only works if you make your saving throw.
Anyone have
another zip lock bag?
Dok,
Is thinking Freeky doesn't get to be the sorc next campaign.
That's okay, I'll go druid.
4th LEVEL FLAME STRIKE FTW
ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:27:50 PM
That's okay, I'll go druid.
4th LEVEL FLAME STRIKE FTW
NO. IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR AOE, YOU SHAN'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE THEM.
YUO ----> MEATSHIELD.
We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.
"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"
You sure about that?
"FUCK YEAH!"
*bloop*
Yer dead.
Oh, gelatinous cubes! I miss D&D. :(
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:29:44 PM
We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.
"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"
You sure about that?
"FUCK YEAH!"
*bloop*
Yer dead.
The fuck....
Quote from: BDS on August 24, 2010, 05:30:40 PM
Oh, gelatinous cubes! I miss D&D. :(
Why'd you stop?
4th Ed's blasphemy is not required. Pathfinder works better.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:29:44 PM
We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.
"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"
You sure about that?
"FUCK YEAH!"
*bloop*
Yer dead.
:lulz: Yeah, but I had te best wish EVER. "Yeah, I wish I didn't have a mortal enemy, I wish that Death didn't have a level drain attack and ummm..." "You have 15 seconds to make your last wish." "I wish I had a sammich?"
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:31:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:29:44 PM
We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.
"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"
You sure about that?
"FUCK YEAH!"
*bloop*
Yer dead.
The fuck....
Randy was a one of a kind guy.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:32:27 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:31:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:29:44 PM
We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.
"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"
You sure about that?
"FUCK YEAH!"
*bloop*
Yer dead.
The fuck....
Randy was a one of a kind guy.
I bet.
But did you have a PC that was planning on breeding wyverns as a food source?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:32:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:29:44 PM
We haven't had a good meatshield since Randy the moron.
"I BULLRUSH THE GELATINOUS CUBE!"
You sure about that?
"FUCK YEAH!"
*bloop*
Yer dead.
:lulz: Yeah, but I had te best wish EVER. "Yeah, I wish I didn't have a mortal enemy, I wish that Death didn't have a level drain attack and ummm..." "You have 15 seconds to make your last wish." "I wish I had a sammich?"
2d best wish ever. The best wish ever was Andy the Bastard back in Chicago who realized that -while wishes are required to be stated in a single sentence - they are not required to be
grammatically correct sentences, and presented me with a
50 page run-on sentence. That made it into KODT when I told Jolie Blackburn about it.
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:30:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:27:50 PM
ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY
BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY! :sad:
AOE control, Ms Freeky. It's all about control.
Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:31:53 PM
Quote from: BDS on August 24, 2010, 05:30:40 PM
Oh, gelatinous cubes! I miss D&D. :(
Why'd you stop?
4th Ed's blasphemy is not required. Pathfinder works better.
We never really started, to be honest. I tried DMing a 3.5 game but the group I got together weren't really into it. My buddy got the 4th ed stuff a while back, we played a little bit but I didn't really like it. I think my friends would be into it now, it's just a bitch to get started, you know? I really should start pushing them to start playing, though.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:37:05 PM
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:27:50 PM
ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY
BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY! :sad:
AOE control, Ms Freeky. It's all about control.
Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.
And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.
Next person to post ITT gets my first curse.
Here is the curse: you may think you posted something awesome, but when other people read it, it will sound stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumb.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:27:50 PM
ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY
BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY! :sad:
AOE control, Ms Freeky. It's all about control.
Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.
And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.
:lulz: But I don't understand, what is the problem with just wanting to blow everything out of the sky?
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 05:39:27 PM
Next person to post ITT gets my first curse.
Here is the curse: you may think you posted something awesome, but when other people read it, it will sound stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumb.
So, just like always.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 05:39:27 PM
Next person to post ITT gets my first curse.
Here is the curse: you may think you posted something awesome, but when other people read it, it will sound stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumb.
That's pretty much par for the course for me, so I'll take it for the taeeam. :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.
I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:40:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.
I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.
30-60 minutes, and then no more fun, ever.
I'm kinda buying into this.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:42:49 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:40:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.
I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.
30-60 minutes, and then no more fun, ever.
I'm kinda buying into this.
I've been waiting for a nuclear holocaust since the 90s.
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:43:46 PM
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Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:40:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.
I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.
30-60 minutes, and then no more fun, ever.
I'm kinda buying into this.
I've been waiting for a nuclear holocaust since the 90s.
Sorry. We're just going to drown in our own poop, instead.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:39:58 PM
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:27:50 PM
ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY
BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY! :sad:
AOE control, Ms Freeky. It's all about control.
Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.
And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.
:lulz: But I don't understand, what is the problem with just wanting to blow everything out of the sky?
This post is stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumbBEEWAAAARE THE MUMMY CURSE
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:43:46 PM
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Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 05:40:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.
I'd think it would be very bright, for a second or two.
30-60 minutes, and then no more fun, ever.
I'm kinda buying into this.
I've been waiting for a nuclear holocaust since the 90s.
Protip: Nuclear Holocaust is our farm's "Snowball".
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 06:08:27 PM
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 24, 2010, 05:27:50 PM
ALSO FIREBALL ONCE A DAY
BUT I LIKE A SPLODEY! :sad:
AOE control, Ms Freeky. It's all about control.
Control nothing, Mass damage or GTFO.
And this is why Freeky does NOT have a bright future in NORAD.
:lulz: But I don't understand, what is the problem with just wanting to blow everything out of the sky?
This post is stupid and dumb and in addition stupid but especially dumb
BEEWAAAARE THE MUMMY CURSE
SHIIIIIIT FLAME STRIKE! :nuke:
fucking hell! I take extra damage from flame, fuck you
New curse for you, freeky: now you take double damage from all marine life.
Richter: I curse you with inverted bowel syndrome. Your sphincter now pushes feces right back in
Dok: I curse you with musical bowel syndrome. Your sphincter is now a bugle.
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
WHY WONT YOU DIE! EMPOWERED MAXIMIZED FIREBALL!
what other spargs have posted ITT? I've got enough curses to go around.
Purple Cow Thing: I curse you with knowledge of your parent's kinks. They were into anal penetration and cream pies, in that order.
BDS: I curse your nipples to smell vaguely like socks. it will be mildly unpleasant your entire life. One day when you are 26, a hot lady is going to be kissing her way down your chest and suddenly vomit all over you.
Fire doesn't seem to be working.
Quick, someone kill it with (http://geology.rockbandit.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/science-robot.gif)
Ack! Wrath of the Cramummy ITT!!!
:x
Dr. James: I bestow the curse of the rennie. For the rest of your life, whenever you go to a renaissance fair, weird looking chicks in corsets are going to talk to you about how hot they are. And you'll feel weird, being too polite to disagree, but too grossed out to confirm.
Doktor Blight: I bestow upon thee the curse of 1234. You will always take note whenever a clock says 12:34. The full effect of the curse will not hit you until you've been noticing it for a few years.
Sadly, I already suffer from both these curses.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 08:51:08 PM
Dr. James: I bestow the curse of the rennie. For the rest of your life, whenever you go to a renaissance fair, weird looking chicks in corsets are going to talk to you about how hot they are. And you'll feel weird, being too polite to disagree, but too grossed out to confirm.
Doktor Blight: I bestow upon thee the curse of 1234. You will always take note whenever a clock says 12:34. The full effect of the curse will not hit you until you've been noticing it for a few years.
Sadly, I already suffer from both these curses.
Well, I suppose that it could be worse. You could have made me notice when it was 11:11 like some people do.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Dok: I curse you with musical bowel syndrome. Your sphincter is now a bugle.
So...Monday morning every day? :banana:
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
Now has bestowed upon her a new super power inadvertently.
OOH OOH OOH CAN I HAZ A CURSE? plzzzzzzzzz? :x
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 11:17:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
Now has bestowed upon her a new super power inadvertently.
Nobody said the desert creatures will like her for being nice.
Quote from: nekk on August 25, 2010, 12:24:18 AM
OOH OOH OOH CAN I HAZ A CURSE? plzzzzzzzzz? :x
Nekk, you have disturbed my thread! I bestow my curse upon you -- you are now afraid of grapes. Every time you see grapes, you will be filled with fear. Grapes are terrible in a way that only you know, but cannot communicate.
Requia, you're gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome. And a craving for bud light with lime. It's weird, I know, but sometimes that's how curses are.
QuoteFor the rest of your life, whenever you go to a renaissance fair, weird looking chicks in corsets are going to talk to you about how hot they are. And you'll feel weird, being too polite to disagree, but too grossed out to confirm.
You cruel bastard! :argh!:
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 01:46:36 AM
Requia, you're gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome. And a craving for bud light with lime. It's weird, I know, but sometimes that's how curses are.
Right, I need to go burn down the Budweiser brewery so I don't end up drinking the stuff in a moment of weakness. Back later.
Now you are all afraid of grapes
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 03:34:31 AM
Now you are all afraid of grapes
Grape products are still ok though, right?
QuoteNow you are all afraid of grapes
But...I love grapes.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:03:09 AM
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii76/sammy185/grapes.png)
YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!
What's so scary about grapes? They just... sit there... waiting... like dozens of little red eyes, watching your every move...
:x
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 04:20:04 AM
Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:03:09 AM
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YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!
$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.
(http://www.artexpertswebsite.ca/pages/artists/artists_l-z/munch/Munch_Scream.jpg)
Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:32:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 04:20:04 AM
Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:03:09 AM
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YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!
$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.
:lulz:
You want $500 from me? You're more likely to get a pint from me, and now you won't even get that. Greedy bastard.
Quote$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.
I'll...get you for...this...if it's the last thing I do. Vengeance... will be mine!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 25, 2010, 04:46:24 AM
Quote$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.
I'll...get you for...this...if it's the last thing I do. Vengeance... will be mine!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 04:37:33 AM
Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:32:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 04:20:04 AM
Quote from: Lord Carlos Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:03:09 AM
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YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!
$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.
:lulz:
You want $500 from me? You're more likely to get a pint from me, and now you won't even get that. Greedy bastard.
Have it your way
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(http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2009/08/19/scream2_wideweb__470x321,0.jpg)
Damn you Derp! You're now in NEGATIVE PINT TERRITORY!
You may only save yourself by taking the grapes away. I WILL NOT BREAK!!!!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:10:11 AM
Damn you Derp! You're now in NEGATIVE PINT TERRITORY!
You may only save yourself by taking the grapes away. I WILL NOT BREAK!!!!
I admire your resolve but sadly I must disagree. You WILL break, its only a matter of time.
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I WANT MY PINT
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 25, 2010, 06:13:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:10:11 AM
Damn you Derp! You're now in NEGATIVE PINT TERRITORY!
You may only save yourself by taking the grapes away. I WILL NOT BREAK!!!!
I admire your resolve but sadly I must disagree. You WILL break, its only a matter of time.
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/lovetotalkalot/6011958/OurGrapes002.jpg)
I WANT MY PINT
YOU'RE DEALING WITH AN IRISHMAN HERE BOY. YOU'RE NOW AT NEGATIVE 3 PINTS. THAT MEANS YOU ARE GOING TO BUY ME 3 PINTS. KEEP IT UP.
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z176/LindaKooper/2e1a.jpg)
I WILL DESTROY YOU
DON'T MAKE ME A MARTYR, LAD. YOU CAN ASK THE ENGLISH HOW THAT WORKED OUT FOR THEM AFTER 1916.
NEGATIVE 4 PINTS! OF EXPENSIVE WHISKEY!!!!
How is he is wielding the grapes? I though he got cursed along with the rest of us?
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 06:30:31 AM
How is he is wielding the grapes? I though he got cursed along with the rest of us?
He seems to be immune... and you are frighteningly purple to me right now....
The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:33:11 AM
The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.
Strangely, Requia, that worked. Thank you.
DERP. I AM COMING FOR YOU. PAY UP OR HAVE YOUR CAR BLOWN UP! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR I WILL HAPPILY MARCH YOU OUT TO THE NEAREST BOG AND ASK YOU FOR YOUR LETTERS.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:31:12 AM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 06:30:31 AM
How is he is wielding the grapes? I though he got cursed along with the rest of us?
He seems to be immune... and you are frighteningly purple to me right now....
I am also shielded by my Great and Purple Tenctacled Lord, hence the grapes, they do nothing.
Also,
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:33:11 AM
The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.
I almost choked.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:33:11 AM
The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.
HOW DARE YOU REVEAL MY SECRETS!!
You shall pay for you insolence!!!!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 06:35:03 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:33:11 AM
The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.
Strangely, Requia, that worked. Thank you.
DERP. I AM COMING FOR YOU. PAY UP OR HAVE YOUR CAR BLOWN UP! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR I WILL HAPPILY MARCH YOU OUT TO THE NEAREST BOG AND ASK YOU FOR YOUR LETTERS.
You may have gotten around THOSE grapes, but I still have an ace up my sleeve. I didnt want to do this, but your forced my hand.
BEHOLD MY SECRET WEAPON
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STEINBECK IS INEFFECTIVE. I AM NOW IMMUNE TO ALL GRAPEPHOBIA. YOU BETTER HAVE THAT WHISKEY. JUST SAYIN'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9x6fG3QrBE
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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( from http://www.tentaclegrape.com/ "the most delicious hentai soda on the market" )
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
I just caught a whiff of my nipple. :x
CRAM YOU DAMNULUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 25, 2010, 04:03:09 AM
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STOP IT GODDAMIT :argh!:
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
Except they're not Disneyfied. :x
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 25, 2010, 07:45:37 AM
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2572/tentaclegrapee.jpg)
( from http://www.tentaclegrape.com/ "the most delicious hentai soda on the market" )
YOU
ARE
MY
HERO
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.
You are a bad man. Larp is wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
And...I have a new mission....time to raid an upholstery shop and a hardware store...
I KNOW CRAMULOUS'S SECRET WEAKNESS!
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/solar_cola/cola_images/Oranges_Ambersweet.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.
yahyahyah less namedropping, more cursing please.
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 04:07:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.
You are a bad man. Larp is wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
And...I have a new mission....time to raid an upholstery shop and a hardware store...
Not to make light of a serious issue, but LARP-hate is kind of like extremely vocal homophobia and frequent assertions of how totally straight one is. It's usually the sign of a repressed larpie.
I mean, it
is an abomination, there's no denying that, and Cram
is a bad man who does wrong things. But as far as recreational abominations go, you could do worse.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.
That = hilarious
Quote from: Cainad on August 25, 2010, 04:34:04 PM
Not to make light of a serious issue, but LARP-hate is kind of like extremely vocal homophobia and frequent assertions of how totally straight one is. It's usually the sign of a repressed larpie.
Shush, I don't want anyone to know.AHEM, LARPing is the devil and a sin and it says so in this book right here, next to the passage that says I can not eat bacon on my cheese burger, which I am about to do.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 04:23:14 PM
I KNOW CRAMULOUS'S SECRET WEAKNESS!
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/solar_cola/cola_images/Oranges_Ambersweet.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
Except they're not Disneyfied. :x
She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.
THIS THREAD
SAVED MY LIFE.
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
Except they're not Disneyfied. :x
She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.
and scorpions and tarantula wasps...
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
Except they're not Disneyfied. :x
She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.
and scorpions and tarantula wasps...
Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?
...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
Except they're not Disneyfied. :x
She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.
and scorpions and tarantula wasps...
Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?
...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?
Giant black wasps that implant their eggs in paralyzed tarantulas.
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:51:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
Except they're not Disneyfied. :x
She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.
and scorpions and tarantula wasps...
Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?
...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?
Giant black wasps that implant their eggs in paralyzed tarantulas.
Damn...
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 25, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.
But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert. :?
All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
Except they're not Disneyfied. :x
She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.
and scorpions and tarantula wasps...
Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?
...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?
Tarantula hawks. A type of wasp. Google it.
Nature is psychotic.
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x
Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you? :sad:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x
Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you? :sad:
Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x
Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you? :sad:
Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?
This needs to be done. All three of these.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x
Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you? :sad:
Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?
The meth heads ate the birds and the antelopes, and then stabbed each other for what pocket change they had.
Sorry. It's javelinas and those great big fucking green and yellow scorpions.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
DO NOT WANT ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES OR FUCKING JAVELINAS! :x
Then who will sing the Cinderalla song for you? :sad:
Fuck if I know. Birds? Antelope? ... Meth heads? :?
The meth heads ate the birds and the antelopes, and then stabbed each other for what pocket change they had.
Sorry. It's javelinas and those great big fucking green and yellow scorpions.
Then I guess Ill just have to do something out of character, and morally reprehensible. :sad:
DUN WANNA BE NO CINDERALLA
And tarantula hawks, the tarantula hawks will flock to you Freeky.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 25, 2010, 06:56:00 PM
And tarantula hawks, the tarantula hawks will flock to you Freeky.
NO FUCKING THANK YOU. AND I NOW COUNTER CRAM'S CURSING WITH
ORANGES!!!!(http://www.hesnotmymate.com/Band%20Pics/oranges.jpg)
CRAM IT WANTS YOU TO EAT IT! IT LOOOVES YOOOOUUUUU! IT NEEDS TO BE EATEN BY YOOU!
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/yak.gif)
CURSES! I thought that as an undead mummy I would be immune to metabolic attack!
curse thee!
Bump, cos I miss Cram. :cry:
Me too
Srsly, that dude is awesome.
Every time he cruises into a conversation to say stuff about stuff, I get all :eek: WOAH.
He should do that all the time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 08:10:56 PM
Bump, cos I miss Cram. :cry:
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:46:26 PM
Me too
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 27, 2011, 10:42:29 PM
Srsly, that dude is awesome.
Every time he cruises into a conversation to say stuff about stuff, I get all :eek: WOAH.
He should do that all the time.
Awww thanks guys! :)
I'm on winter vacation right now!
(http://gifsoup.com/view/49799/crazy-frog-o.gif)
Had a great job interview last week -- unfortunately there's a lot of competition. Typical! Ah well, it's just a job.
When I ordered my Chao Te Ching hard copies, I ordered a bunch of other Discordian lit too. So I picked up The Book of Chaos And It's [sic] Virtues by Verthaine, and I picked up the Jonesboro Discordia.
TBOCAIV is pretty cool - Verthaine's spin on things is really interesting. For those of you that don't know who he is, the dude is a total bad ass from New Orleans, who operates (or operated?) a physical 3D Discordian church. Verthaine treats Discordia as a legitimate spiritual tradition, which he presents in a very flippant / humorous / slapstick (but serious) way. He also handles Eris as a mother figure, sort of a creator spirit, the sort of way one thinks of The One True God. So it's very different from the version of Discordia I've been carefully brewing all these years, and it's really refreshing to see it handled so well.
The Jonesboro Discordia is all over the place. It's really thick with filler, and most of the content was cribbed from the web. There's large sections of Liber FruFru and other web stuff that a lot of the Discordian Historians will be familiar with already, and it's nice to see that stuff in print. Sadly, the print quality is kind of low - little effort was made to touch up scans and jpegs, leaving a lot of pages fuzzy and pixelated, tough to read. I love it when people make their own versions of the principia. There are some gems in there, but it definitely suffers from a lack of editing. It feels like there was little debate about what to include - everything goes in! It's almost manic. You can tell that Pope OldBoy Floats (Tim Bowen) had a lot of fun writing it. It would be a bit easier to thumb through if there was more attention to quality though.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 28, 2011, 02:19:13 AM
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WHERE IS THE WOMPED VERSION OF THIS?! I DEMAND TO HAVE IT.
I can't believe that it's been 10 years since Cramulus died. :cry:
How can I opt out from being sockpuppeted for insidious means after my demise?
Quote from: Frontside Back on February 21, 2020, 11:17:21 PM
How can I opt out from being sockpuppeted for insidious means after my demise?
We are all formed of dead flesh, and are but the sockpuppets of our baser natures.
And if, like Cram, we are recalled from some deeper death, to wander the Earth as an unliving proxy, we should not regret it overmuch; for, perhaps it is better to be remembered falsely, than to be truly forgotten.
Sorry, no opt-outs.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on February 22, 2020, 02:29:24 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on February 21, 2020, 11:17:21 PM
How can I opt out from being sockpuppeted for insidious means after my demise?
We are all formed of dead flesh, and are but the sockpuppets of our baser natures.
And if, like Cram, we are recalled from some deeper death, to wander the Earth as an unliving proxy, we should not regret it overmuch; for, perhaps it is better to be remembered falsely, than to be truly forgotten.
Sorry, no opt-outs.
The thing that was once Cramulus is controlled by Cainad, for purposes perhaps best left unspoken.
:lulz: :lulz: oh man, this thread
2010, *sniffs cork*, a good vintage
who's still afraid of grapes?
Quote from: Cramulus on February 22, 2020, 01:13:57 PM
:lulz: :lulz: oh man, this thread
2010, *sniffs cork*, a good vintage
who's still afraid of grapes?
Not Picard. The silly old bastard won't shut up about the fucking things.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 22, 2020, 04:47:33 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on February 22, 2020, 02:29:24 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on February 21, 2020, 11:17:21 PM
How can I opt out from being sockpuppeted for insidious means after my demise?
We are all formed of dead flesh, and are but the sockpuppets of our baser natures.
And if, like Cram, we are recalled from some deeper death, to wander the Earth as an unliving proxy, we should not regret it overmuch; for, perhaps it is better to be remembered falsely, than to be truly forgotten.
Sorry, no opt-outs.
The thing that was once Cramulus is controlled by Cainad, for purposes perhaps best left unspoken.
They'll only talk to Cramulus, you see. It doesn't actually have to
be him, you see, he just... needs to be there for the negotiations, if you get me. It's all very red-tape.
And I've kept things going for 10 damn years (with
no help from any of you ingrates), I don't wanna hear any lip.