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#6436
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
January 08, 2008, 03:08:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2008, 03:03:06 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

Jesus.

Link?
Its a troll post from a really cool guy.
#6437
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
January 08, 2008, 02:23:13 AM
again from SA;
Quote from: poopy palpy
12 million people watched american gladiators last night
can we have the 12 million people hitler killed in the holocaust back and kill these idiots instead?
#6438
I would but I am too paranoid and prefer to get stuff dome myself.
#6439
Apple Talk / Re: Click this shit.
January 07, 2008, 03:48:24 AM
Filthy Greek is weak.
#6440
Apple Talk / Re: Click this shit.
January 07, 2008, 03:25:52 AM
Jesus wept, I had to turn it off, I felt like I was going to have a seizure
#6441
and something to spend it on or have levels, otherwise it doesn't feel the same.
even if its just access to someones gif folder I would probably do it.
#6442
someone give me an arbitrary statists grid and experience points and I will pretty much do whatever you ask to level up
#6443
Discordian Recipes / Re: Tzatziki and burger wrap
January 05, 2008, 03:36:45 PM
I had gin once and it made me really depressed, I wont touch it again
#6444
Discordian Recipes / Re: Tzatziki and burger wrap
January 05, 2008, 03:27:13 PM
The only situation I would drink gin in is one where I am a sixty year old spinster who lives with her cats.
#6445
Discordian Recipes / Re: Tzatziki and burger wrap
January 05, 2008, 03:17:52 PM
mix it with an egg and some cod liver oil and have it for breakfast.
#6446
Discordian Recipes / Re: Tzatziki and burger wrap
January 05, 2008, 02:39:10 PM
Quote from: triple zero on January 05, 2008, 12:49:54 PM
faust could you perhaps explain me what you're doing if you "squeeze the bits until all the excess waste is gone" ?

you mean to throw away the cucumber juice?

.. that's not waste ;-)
I don't use it and removing it makes the stuff thicker (gotta try the strainer thing next time).
What do you use it for?
#6447
GASM Command / Re: ATTN: FSM SCUMBAGS
January 05, 2008, 04:10:56 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 04, 2008, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 04, 2008, 07:33:40 PM
Completely un-thought thought:

"Hey!  You read Illuminatus!  Remember Hagbard Celine and the LDS?  Well, it exists, and you can be part of it!"

So maybe dusting off some old memes:

Erisian Liberation Front, Legion of Dynamic Discord,  Gold& Appel... what else?
Fake page for gold & apple hosted here Y/N?
#6448
Discordian Recipes / Re: Tzatziki and burger wrap
January 05, 2008, 12:44:17 AM
Quote from: triple zero on January 04, 2008, 01:24:44 PM
yeah. needs a littlebit of mint, though.

and, depending on how thick the skin of your cucumbers are, you might wanna consider just washing hem instead of skinning, before grating.

I'm not a fan of mint(not even chocolate) but most people would probably prefer it with a small bit of mint.

our felafal place in town gives out to you if you ask for meat, thats the kebab or something. the veg stuff they fry as balls is really nice.
#6449
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
January 04, 2008, 02:29:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 04, 2008, 01:41:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

please tell me this is satire. 

It is, I would never want to meet anyone who is REALLY that pretentious in real life
#6450
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.