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The Bible.

I actually enjoy a lot of the bible. It's Christians who are the problem.

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every time i crack open a bible i always find something that makes me say, "holy shit! i can't believe this is actually in the bible"

Recent is a pretty relative term.

yes. . . yes it is.

what about picks and shovels?

is there a way to work peaks into this metaphor - i.e. can you be a the top of two slopes leading to diametrically opposed ruts? 

would it be fair to say that discordianism is the only religion that acknowledges it is a rut?

also, cuz i live in deer country: the other rut

I don't think I am.  What I am saying is that the habit of reducing full sentences to acronymic representation is a function of a habit promulgated through the use of certain technologies, and you will find this habit adopted most readily by the grouping of individuals employing said technologies.

I'm pretty sure there are ample examples of laziness and retardation throughout a broad cross section of all generations.

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man, when i first discovered horseradish mustard, i put it on EVERYTHING.  after a while, i got tired of it. 

random order is still an order.

in terms of chaos and relation to scale.  could the situation be similar to "snow" on the TV screen?  from a distance, taking in the whole picture, it looks like a bunch of chaos, but when you zoom in really close, all you see is a dot that is sometimes black and sometimes white (quite orderly and fairly predictable). 

if time were to stop, then how long would it stop for?

i really dug it, man.  keep drinking

P.S. I'm getting all excited cos I'm a soon-to-be math major (possibly physics major also now).

DON'T DO IT!!!!!  RUN AWAY!!!  NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!  BE AN ELECTRICIAN INSTEAD!!!!

man, i don't even know where the universe is

yep- when the clock fell off the wall in the lab where i work and was deemed a safety hazard and relocated, i printed up a signe that said "MADE YOU LOOK" and hung it where the clock used to be. 

maple syrup is good on oatmeal

"technically, sir, tomatoes are fags"

reading is thinking

and either way...

thinking is thinking.

(its ALL good!)

i don't think so