Look, assholes, I'm only going to explain this ONE MORE TIME: The universe doesn't CARE what you feel is "inconvenient". It is NOT going to bend the rules for you because you're extra-special and a White American to boot. No. It doesn't give a shit. Neither do I, so I don't understand why you keep coming to me, whining that it's so Goddamned UNFAIR that you can't exceed the total number of amps available on the utility "for just a little while". These things are NON-NEGOTIABLE, because there's nobody to negotiate WITH.
It's just the way it is.
Sorry about that.
Now fuck off.
"What if we use Quantums?"
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These People remind me of Rachel Haywire and her fellow screwhead transhumanists.
SORRY, IF THAT SHIT DOES HAPPEN, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU SUPPORT THE IDEA.
Shit, same thing goes for libertarians, come to think of it. The system will NOT reward you for your faith in it.
The universe is what it is, and no amount of wishful thinking or sigil-casting BULLSHIT will change a fucking thing. You either learn to work with what's there, or you don't.
There's a fine line between Positive Mental Attitudetm and Fucking delusional
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2013, 08:07:34 PM
There's a fine line between Positive Mental Attitudetm and Fucking delusional
Postive Thinking™ is a
disease.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 08:18:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2013, 08:07:34 PM
There's a fine line between Positive Mental Attitudetm and Fucking delusional
Postive Thinking™ is a disease.
Caused by atrophy of the critical thinking faculty. And it spreads like a virus, too.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2013, 08:31:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 08:18:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2013, 08:07:34 PM
There's a fine line between Positive Mental Attitudetm and Fucking delusional
Postive Thinking™ is a disease.
Caused by atrophy of the critical thinking faculty. And it spreads like a virus, too.
So is negative thinking, of course. The only difference being that negative thinking - while still lazy - at least gets you thinking about contingencies.
Yup. It's a bit like politics - believing the choice is either/or is buying into the con. "The glass is half empty/half full" bullshit totally ignores the fact that "I CAN HAZ BEER!"
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2013, 09:22:41 PM
Yup. It's a bit like politics - believing the choice is either/or is buying into the con. "The glass is half empty/half full" bullshit totally ignores the fact that "I CAN HAZ BEER!"
Or
The glass is half empty.
The glass is half full.
Drinking out of a glass is for wimps. Shut up and pass the bottle.
Or
The glass is half empty.
The glass is half full.
The glass is full of backwash.
Or
The glass is half empty.
The glass is half full.
I have the rest of my water in a redundant glass.
Or
The glass is half empty.
The glass is half full.
I'm not actually thirsty.
Now that I think about it, it strikes me as kinda analogous to the - Past/Present/Now - thing that those orange robed fuckers are always harping on about
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2013, 09:29:54 PM
Now that I think about it, it strikes me as kinda analogous to the - Past/Present/Now - thing that those orange robed fuckers are always harping on about
Fuck those guys.
"Here today, and here tomorrow."
Smartasses.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 08:18:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2013, 08:07:34 PM
There's a fine line between Positive Mental Attitudetm and Fucking delusional
Postive Thinking™ is a disease.
There's research now that indicates that "positive thinking" does more harm than good. :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 09:25:09 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2013, 09:22:41 PM
Yup. It's a bit like politics - believing the choice is either/or is buying into the con. "The glass is half empty/half full" bullshit totally ignores the fact that "I CAN HAZ BEER!"
Or
The glass is half empty.
The glass is half full.
Drinking out of a glass is for wimps. Shut up and pass the bottle.
Or
The glass is half empty.
The glass is half full.
The glass is full of backwash.
Or
The glass is half empty.
The glass is half full.
I have the rest of my water in a redundant glass.
Or
The glass is half empty.
The glass is half full.
I'm not actually thirsty.
The glass is half empty
because I was only a little thirsty.
The glass is half empty
thank god I didn't finish that last beer.
The glass is half empty
fuck, half a pint is a lot of whiskey
The glass is half empty
good thing we have running water.
The glass is half empty
it's also a day old and tastes like hair.
Someone poisoned that shit in the glass, I'm getting a new drink.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 01:14:52 AM
The glass is half empty
good thing we have running water.
INTERNET
OVER.
NIGEL
WINS.
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