- The Pyramids. I mean look at them. They're huge. Definitely not made by people. My friend Pete who lives up the road couldn't build something like that, and he has one of those engine block cranes and everything. Such mystery. Also, accurately used the measurement of π like 2,500 years before anyone calculated it. So they had time machines, too.
- The Mayan Calander. Only lost like a day or two in the span of 6,000 years, and predicted the end of the world to within 4 years of Trump taking office. Pretty good accuracy if you ask me, especially for a bunch of savages who didn't know what wheels are.
- Baalbek. Look up the Trilithon blocks, srsly, your mind will get blown. Who could do this? Nobody, that's who. But somebody did do it anyway. Ask anybody, they'll tell you it was giants. Or the Romans, but who are you going to believe. The Romans couldn't even build a wall big enough to keep out the Goths.
- Macchu Picchu. Just look at those gigantic blocks, fit together tighter than a Republican butthole. Also, way up on top of a mountain, where nobody noticed it until the 1930s, except for all the locals, who say it was built by gods. I mean, I don't know what your standards for evidence are, but to me this is obviously the work of some superhuman technology.
- Stonehenge. This is famous of course, but English people building something like that? No sir. Have you met English people? Nice try, "Science".
The Brooklyn Bridge? Built by Irishmen? Come on, now.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2017, 03:38:50 AM
The Brooklyn Bridge? Built by Irishmen? Come on, now.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
The Alamo? Built by mere BAD HOMBRES? I mean, you can only fool the people for SO LONG, illuminutballs.
:lulz: This is great.
I'd like to nominate this for an entry in the new testament, whatever that ends up being.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2017, 04:23:45 AM
I'd like to nominate this for an entry in the new testament, whatever that ends up being.
awesome. and thanks! and I'd like to develop it a little more before it's considered done, so i'll put it on the middle burner.
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on February 22, 2017, 03:31:43 AM
- Stonehenge. This is famous of course, but English people building something like that? No sir. Have you met English people? Nice try, "Science".
Stonehenge was meant to be a pyramid. I can totally believe it was the english
Did you intend for this to stay at 5? I have a couple ideas percolating.
For example
-The Yonaguni Monument. This is actually a new-wave ultra fresh sushi and sashimi restaurant that emphasizes freshness to the point that the fish haven't even been removed from the water yet. The structure is in fact modern with an ancient rock facade but entirely filled with sea water. The entrance is a VERY closely held Yakuza secret and both customers and staff must either wear SCUBA gear, have hereditary or bio-constructed gills or have the mastered the ancient secret arts of underwater breathing.
i know this is quite a bit more silly than the OP, but I had the idea because of it and figured I'd share. A more serious example might be.
- Tunguska. On June 30 1908 an immense aerial blast leveled approximately 770 square miles of forest in a remote part of already remote Siberia, Russia. It's estimated that the blast was as powerful as 10-15 MEGATONS of TNT. By way of comparison the "Fatman" plutonium bomb dropped nearly 40 years later at the close of WWII was a wimpy 21 Kilotons. Many theories abound about an asteroid exploding in the atmosphere, but no impact craters or meteorite fragments have been so far discovered despite several costly investigations under horrible conditions. The local ancient tribal peoples say that one of their gods woke up and flew into the sky to stop a meteor from making impact, but of course "Science" sees no need to investigate that shit when just talking to them requires something like a 100 miles of walking through the hellish Siberian wilderness after you get off the last train station stop.
Personally I blame TGRR's "cooking" and his transtemporal garbage disposal device under his kitchen sink.. er... I've said too mut
I only made a list of 5 because that's what I came up with at the moment. If you want to add to I. That's fine with me. The only guideline I'd prefer is making sure whatever you add to the list is actually a real thing you're making fun of, not entirely fictional. But rules are made to be broken, anyway.
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on February 22, 2017, 01:50:47 PM
I only made a list of 5 because that's what I came up with at the moment. If you want to add to I. That's fine with me. The only guideline I'd prefer is making sure whatever you add to the list is actually a real thing you're making fun of, not entirely fictional. But rules are made to be broken, anyway.
Ok. Both of those are real things I'm making fun of. Tunguska I make fun of factually, but it's more like an event AT a real pkace Yonaguni I make a total fiction of because there's no confirmation that it's actually a sunken monument, but it LOOKS artificially constructed. Feel free to edit or drop whatever I may post. I'm just trying to participate for the funsies. :)
Dibs On Gobekli Tepe :fnord:
Can science explain women?
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And of course, the enduring pain in so-called "scientists" asses:
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Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 25, 2017, 09:17:46 PM
And of course, the enduring pain in so-called "scientists" asses:
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FUCKING BIRDS
WHAT ARE THEY?
WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
Quote from: Cain on February 25, 2017, 09:08:56 PM
Can science explain women?
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:lulz:
Fucking magnets.
How do they work?
The Tunguska Crater: Humans could not have made that with technology available in 1908.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2017, 05:04:34 AM
The Tunguska Crater: Humans could not have made that with technology available in 1908.
:lulz: I distinctly recall at least one claim that Tesla dunnit with his atmospheric electricity transfer system, and I imagine that's somebody's idea why they REALLY burned down Wardenclyffe.
- THE MOON. So let's review the facts. The Moon is larger than most of JUPITER'S moons, in fact it is the largest satellite in proportion to its host planet BY FAR in the entire solar system. Physically, there's no way it should have formed in Earth orbit. Also, it's EXACTLY 400 times smaller than the Sun AND EXACTLY 400 times closer to the Earth than the Sun, making it appear EXACTLY the same size to us. Somehow. And we're supposed to believe that humans did something this precise? Not no way, not no how. You just get your cockamamie "mainstream science" and take it on up outta here. There's no way humans are smart enough to do this. This is clearly evidence that the Moon is in fact a holographic projection created by HAARP, which, incidentally, predates human civilization by AT LEAST 10,000 years. Suck on that for a while, nerds.
- MOUNT RUSHMORE. Have you seen this? It's fucking huge. It's bigger than my house! It's also way up at the top of a ridge on a mountain made out of SOLID ROCK. According to the so-called "experts", it was carved out of that rock in the 1920s. And millions of people just eat that story up like manna from Heaven, the stupid morons. Have you seen technology from the 1920s? They didn't even have the Internet. So, my first question is, without Internet access, how did they even know what those presidents looked like? Huh? And how did a bunch of primitive Model-T-driving Neanderthals even get up to the top of that hill in the first place? Model-T's don't even have four wheel drive! checkmate, Academia!
- THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. Look, I know this is probably a sensitive subject since the copper Lady is a nationalist symbol and all, but I have to go where the evidence leads me. The OFFICIAL STORY is that this statue was shipped all the way from FRANCE over 100 years ago. But it doesn't add up, people! It just doesn't add up. Look. Do you know the specific density of copper? I do, and let me tell you, it's a lot higher than water. And what's between FRANCE and AMERICA? Water. Lots of it. I mean there's practically a whole ocean! There are no bridges! How did the French get that big huge statue across all that water without it sinking? Can you answer that? No. Because it's impossible. And here's another thing: researchers at the Statue of Liberty, upon inspecting the copper plates she is made, have found thousands of rivets. But Lady Liberty is like... over fifty feet tall! How many of you have seen a rivet gun with a FIFTY FOOT extension on it? They don't exist!
I mean, I don't enjoy tearing down your precious beliefs about what is and isn't possible, but sometimes you have to break some eggs, you know? If we ever expect to get out of our current paradigm of focusing on WAR and MONEY and RELIGION, we're gonna have to break some of these sacred cows.
I love the moon one! Are these stealable?
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on February 27, 2017, 06:19:59 AM
- THE MOON. So let's review the facts. The Moon is larger than most of JUPITER'S moons, in fact it is the largest satellite in proportion to its host planet BY FAR in the entire solar system. Physically, there's no way it should have formed in Earth orbit. Also, it's EXACTLY 400 times smaller than the Sun AND EXACTLY 400 times closer to the Earth than the Sun, making it appear EXACTLY the same size to us. Somehow. And we're supposed to believe that humans did something this precise? Not no way, not no how. You just get your cockamamie "mainstream science" and take it on up outta here. There's no way humans are smart enough to do this. This is clearly evidence that the Moon is in fact a holographic projection created by HAARP, which, incidentally, predates human civilization by AT LEAST 10,000 years. Suck on that for a while, nerds.
- MOUNT RUSHMORE. Have you seen this? It's fucking huge. It's bigger than my house! It's also way up at the top of a ridge on a mountain made out of SOLID ROCK. According to the so-called "experts", it was carved out of that rock in the 1920s. And millions of people just eat that story up like manna from Heaven, the stupid morons. Have you seen technology from the 1920s? They didn't even have the Internet. So, my first question is, without Internet access, how did they even know what those presidents looked like? Huh? And how did a bunch of primitive Model-T-driving Neanderthals even get up to the top of that hill in the first place? Model-T's don't even have four wheel drive! checkmate, Academia!
- THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. Look, I know this is probably a sensitive subject since the copper Lady is a nationalist symbol and all, but I have to go where the evidence leads me. The OFFICIAL STORY is that this statue was shipped all the way from FRANCE over 100 years ago. But it doesn't add up, people! It just doesn't add up. Look. Do you know the specific density of copper? I do, and let me tell you, it's a lot higher than water. And what's between FRANCE and AMERICA? Water. Lots of it. I mean there's practically a whole ocean! There are no bridges! How did the French get that big huge statue across all that water without it sinking? Can you answer that? No. Because it's impossible. And here's another thing: researchers at the Statue of Liberty, upon inspecting the copper plates she is made, have found thousands of rivets. But Lady Liberty is like... over fifty feet tall! How many of you have seen a rivet gun with a FIFTY FOOT extension on it? They don't exist!
I mean, I don't enjoy tearing down your precious beliefs about what is and isn't possible, but sometimes you have to break some eggs, you know? If we ever expect to get out of our current paradigm of focusing on WAR and MONEY and RELIGION, we're gonna have to break some of these sacred cows.
WAEK UP SCIENCEISTS!!
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 27, 2017, 12:49:03 PM
I love the moon one! Are these stealable?
Sure you can steal them. Attribution pls (for mine. you can also attribute others' submissions to me if you want, because I'm not super picky, but that's up to you).