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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 06:29:42 PM

Title: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 06:29:42 PM
"Punk as Fuck" means having, and nurturing the kind of the attitude and neckiness that will you lie, wheedle and indulge your capacity for bullshitting, by applying as earnestly as you can, to join the Special Constabulary. Then running with it to see how far through the process you can get before you
A/ Can no longer keep a straight face, or
B/ Get ejected from their premises for being a "clever cunt" or
C/ Fail to resist the instinctual impulse to spike their coffee machine with LSD, mixed with super-strength Laxatives.

If, by some implausible combination of apparent credibility, feigned enthusiasm, and/or an unbelievably slack selection process, they say "Welcome to the Team, Special Constable BadBeast, you start on Monday" You need to give the fuckers both barrels, right away, with something like "Fuck that, you gullible cunt, do you seriously think I could ever go through this application process for any reason other than the satisfaction of telling you, at this point, that I'd rather eat my own shit than put that Uniform on"?
Scornful mocking laughter goes down well at moments like this too, (as does taking a dump in the kettle before you walk out)
The ensuing levels of butthurt might even get you charged under section 3 of the "Making Plod look stupider" Act, but in the immortal words of some Wise old 'orrible Punker from back in the day, "So what? So what? So what, so what, you boring little cunts!"

Green Day are not Punk. The Sex Pistols never were. (They were just a boy band)  The Dead Kennedys are Punk, as were the Ramones.
Crass were Punk,  Billy Idol is not. The Clash were Punk, Toyah Wilcox wasn't. The Anti-Nowhere League were Punk, Megadeth are not.   
Jerry Sadovicz is Punk, Jerry Springer whilst funny, is not. Rock and Roll is Punk with Edwardian Frock coats and DA hair. Punk is never having to say you're sorry.
New Wave was just sorry.

So what is Punk as fuck, to you?   

Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 06:33:19 PM
Punk as fuck?

Dead Milkmen, yes.  Green Day, no (and they should be fed to their fans for suggesting they are).

Mook ---> Copper ---> Big Oil --->  Not punk as fuck, but funny.

But you already summed it up:  Means never saying you're sorry.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Adios on August 30, 2011, 07:18:48 PM
Beats the fuck out of me, silly assed wanker.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 07:23:26 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 30, 2011, 07:18:48 PM
Beats the fuck out of me, silly assed  arsed wanker.
fixt, for authenticity.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 07:52:44 PM
Replying to this thread, just because you know it'll piss people off to see your avvy..?
:lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Adios on August 30, 2011, 08:08:12 PM
Hey ED.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 08:28:37 PM
:yawn:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
Hey Charley
:D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
Hey Charley
:D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
Hey Charley
:D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

:evil:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:58:10 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
Hey Charley
:D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

:evil:

You're about as punk as Eldora, which is to say "cold dishwater", you stupid great cow.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 31, 2011, 12:56:24 AM
I am going to shit, and when I come back my shit will still be more amusing.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2011, 02:03:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:58:10 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
Hey Charley
:D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

:evil:

You're about as punk as Eldora, which is to say "cold dishwater", you stupid great cow.

She means "drunk". She is, as always, drunk as fuck.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on August 31, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
Hey Charley
:D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

:evil:

... How the hell is that "Punk as fuck"?  :|
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 31, 2011, 05:29:02 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on August 31, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
Hey Charley
:D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

:evil:

... How the hell is that "Punk as fuck"?  :|

Because we are all a bunch of middle-class, middle-aged white men. We obviously don't know what really real punk, ED felt she had to come back and explain to us.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Phox on August 31, 2011, 05:36:22 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on August 31, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
Hey Charley
:D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

:evil:

... How the hell is that "Punk as fuck"?  :|
Apparently, in Upside Down Land "punk" is a synonym for "lame". Then again, we recently (re)discovered that people from Upside Down Land are as unaware of reading comprehension as they are of tomahawks.

@OP: Gotta go with Dok. Dead Milkmen are punk as fuck.

Phox,
Punk Rock Girl
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 02:06:51 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on August 31, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM
Hey Charley
:D

Dok seems quiet tonight...cat got his tongue or what?

Just a bit busy at work1.  Did you have something to say, or were you just here to brag about how your "avvie" is somehow offensive?  Anything of substance, or just more monkey howling?




1  It's this thing some of us have to do, on occasion.

See? Punk as fuck

:evil:

... How the hell is that "Punk as fuck"?  :|

It's what I used to be, back in the year dot.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 04:04:45 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 06:29:42 PM
"Punk as Fuck" means having, and nurturing the kind of the attitude and neckiness that will you lie, wheedle and indulge your capacity for bullshitting, by applying as earnestly as you can, to join the Special Constabulary. Then running with it to see how far through the process you can get before you
A/ Can no longer keep a straight face, or
B/ Get ejected from their premises for being a "clever cunt" or
C/ Fail to resist the instinctual impulse to spike their coffee machine with LSD, mixed with super-strength Laxatives.

If, by some implausible combination of apparent credibility, feigned enthusiasm, and/or an unbelievably slack selection process, they say "Welcome to the Team, Special Constable BadBeast, you start on Monday" You need to give the fuckers both barrels, right away, with something like "Fuck that, you gullible cunt, do you seriously think I could ever go through this application process for any reason other than the satisfaction of telling you, at this point, that I'd rather eat my own shit than put that Uniform on"?
Scornful mocking laughter goes down well at moments like this too, (as does taking a dump in the kettle before you walk out)
The ensuing levels of butthurt might even get you charged under section 3 of the "Making Plod look stupider" Act, but in the immortal words of some Wise old 'orrible Punker from back in the day, "So what? So what? So what, so what, you boring little cunts!"

Green Day are not Punk. The Sex Pistols never were. (They were just a boy band)  The Dead Kennedys are Punk, as were the Ramones.
Crass were Punk,  Billy Idol is not. The Clash were Punk, Toyah Wilcox wasn't. The Anti-Nowhere League were Punk, Megadeth are not.   
Jerry Sadovicz is Punk, Jerry Springer whilst funny, is not. Rock and Roll is Punk with Edwardian Frock coats and DA hair. Punk is never having to say you're sorry.
New Wave was just sorry.

So what is Punk as fuck, to you?   



I've been stewing over this for a bit now, and I still can't think of anything to add.  You nailed it down perfectly, BB.  :mittens:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Cain on August 31, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
What kinds of spices and flavourings do punks use in their curry?
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Adios on August 31, 2011, 04:10:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
What kinds of spices and flavourings do punks use in their curry?

Blood and urine.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 04:15:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
What kinds of spices and flavourings do punks use in their curry?

Essence of Emril Lagasse?
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Triple Zero on August 31, 2011, 07:15:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
What kinds of spices and flavourings do punks use in their curry?

Depends on whether it's from the Northern coastal regions or the Southern ice plains of India.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 07:15:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 31, 2011, 07:15:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
What kinds of spices and flavourings do punks use in their curry?

Depends on whether it's from the Northern coastal regions or the Southern ice plains of India.

FATALITY.

TRIPLE ZERO WINS.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 07:23:02 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 31, 2011, 07:15:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
What kinds of spices and flavourings do punks use in their curry?

Depends on whether it's from the Northern coastal regions or the Southern ice plains of India.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
  :mittens:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Phox on August 31, 2011, 10:56:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 31, 2011, 07:15:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
What kinds of spices and flavourings do punks use in their curry?

Depends on whether it's from the Northern coastal regions or the Southern ice plains of India.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2011, 10:57:24 PM
Punk as fuck is what my boyfriend insisted I was when I was 22, because it broke his little punk rock heart to accept that he did not have a punk rock girlfriend. In rebellion, I painted "GEEK AS FUCK" on the back of my motorcycle jacket.

Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
I submit to this list of punk: NOFX. Yea or nay, ye unwashed heathens?
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 11:47:32 PM
They're the ones who had a television show to find their next singer, right?  Like an American Idol type show?


If that's them, I'm really going to have to say "no."
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:52:35 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 31, 2011, 11:47:32 PM
They're the ones who had a television show to find their next singer, right?  Like an American Idol type show?


If that's them, I'm really going to have to say "no."
... no. You are thinking of INXS.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 31, 2011, 11:55:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
I submit to this list of punk: NOFX. Yea or nay, ye unwashed heathens?

NAY
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2011, 04:44:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
I submit to this list of punk: NOFX. Yea or nay, ye unwashed heathens?

I'll give it a qualified yes.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Dimocritus on September 01, 2011, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 04:44:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
I submit to this list of punk: NOFX. Yea or nay, ye unwashed heathens?

I'll give it a qualified yes.

Only the stuff they recorded before "So Long and Thanks for all the Shoes." Everything else after that is pandering to 14 year old emo kids (except for "The Decline," which was really good, because it's a rip-off of Crass' "Yes Sir, I Will." Hell, they even stole the Crass font like everyone else).

Also, fuck this entire thread.

Yeah, that's right, I said fuck it. Punk is one of those things that in order to "get it" you must deny it. And if you deny it, you don't get it, dig? There is no punk just like there is no spoon. The word is not the way, and certainly neither is the fashion. The first and the last TRUE punk band was Crass, when they proclaimed that "Punk is Dead" mere moments after it was born. Because they knew that punk is what it wasn't expected to be, and to carry on beleiving yourself to be punk just makes you not punk (because you're expecting it).

Also, punk is not a fashion (why do you think I abuse my bass player so bad? Because he dresses like a damn fool). Punk isn't even a musical style. It's a bold fuck you directly to the face. It's taking your toys and going home simply to spite you. It's an unexpected punch to the back of the head that you are actually thankful for, because that's what you needed to clear your vision. It's not saying sorry, not because you're a cool bad-ass, but because YOU'RE REALLY NOT SORRY AND COULD GIVE A FUCK LESS WHO KNOWS IT!

Fuck punk.

It would do the same to you.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2011, 05:32:40 PM
Punk is a verb.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 01, 2011, 05:49:24 PM
Punk rock is one of those things that only really existed within a certain cultural context, and since that context no longer exists, punk rock no longer exists. There is no punk movement. There could be said to be a post-punk movement, but frankly it mostly makes me see 20-something poseurs and aging 40-somethings in denial of the fact that they're no longer on the cutting edge of cultural relevance. 40-somethings who, I might add, MISSED PUNK ROCK BY A DECADE but decided to try to be punk anyway, with the help of stores like London Underground that thrived on selling Doc Martens, spiked collars, and black leggings. No, Junior, the Pixies were not punk rock, nor did they ever try to look it, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Seriously, at the Alleyway last week on Punk Night, watching some 22-year-olds in black tatters and spikes, looking way more Smiths than punk, doing a cover of Gouge Away. YOU ARE SHITTING ME, RIGHT???
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2011, 06:19:06 PM
Yeah, but was it a good cover version?  That song is awesome.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: AFK on September 01, 2011, 08:34:42 PM
Concidentally, maybe, the Sonic Youth documentary/movie "1991: The Year Punk Broke" is (finally) being released on DVD in the coming weeks.  That movie was punk as fuck.  Well, maybe not the part with Courtney Love, but the rest of it was. 

Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 01, 2011, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 06:19:06 PM
Yeah, but was it a good cover version?  That song is awesome.

They were trying to perform it as a punk anthem, so no, not really.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Phox on September 02, 2011, 01:41:01 AM
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 01, 2011, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 04:44:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
I submit to this list of punk: NOFX. Yea or nay, ye unwashed heathens?

I'll give it a qualified yes.

Only the stuff they recorded before "So Long and Thanks for all the Shoes." Everything else after that is pandering to 14 year old emo kids (except for "The Decline," which was really good, because it's a rip-off of Crass' "Yes Sir, I Will." Hell, they even stole the Crass font like everyone else).

Also, fuck this entire thread.

Yeah, that's right, I said fuck it. Punk is one of those things that in order to "get it" you must deny it. And if you deny it, you don't get it, dig? There is no punk just like there is no spoon. The word is not the way, and certainly neither is the fashion. The first and the last TRUE punk band was Crass, when they proclaimed that "Punk is Dead" mere moments after it was born. Because they knew that punk is what it wasn't expected to be, and to carry on beleiving yourself to be punk just makes you not punk (because you're expecting it).

Also, punk is not a fashion (why do you think I abuse my bass player so bad? Because he dresses like a damn fool). Punk isn't even a musical style. It's a bold fuck you directly to the face. It's taking your toys and going home simply to spite you. It's an unexpected punch to the back of the head that you are actually thankful for, because that's what you needed to clear your vision. It's not saying sorry, not because you're a cool bad-ass, but because YOU'RE REALLY NOT SORRY AND COULD GIVE A FUCK LESS WHO KNOWS IT!

Fuck punk.

It would do the same to you.
Dimo wins.  :lulz:

(In regards to your comments on NOFX, I agree completely. That was why I was rather ambivalent about.)

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 04:44:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
I submit to this list of punk: NOFX. Yea or nay, ye unwashed heathens?

I'll give it a qualified yes.
I would be interested to hear your qualifications.

Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 02:45:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on September 02, 2011, 01:41:01 AM
Dimo wins.  :lulz:

Well, hells bells. I aint never wun nuthin on the internets befo'

I hope it's better than that time I was the 10,000th visitor to that website. My computer crashed before I could redeem my prize...
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Phox on September 02, 2011, 02:57:08 AM
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 02:45:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on September 02, 2011, 01:41:01 AM
Dimo wins.  :lulz:

Well, hells bells. I aint never wun nuthin on the internets befo'

I hope it's better than that time I was the 10,000th visitor to that website. My computer crashed before I could redeem my prize...
Like EoC, you will now be integrated into my pantheon of Internet gods.

Sacrifices are offered daily at 5:30 am real time (NOT that crazy Tuscon time that Dok made up, but REAL time).

Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 03:18:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on September 02, 2011, 02:57:08 AM
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 02:45:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on September 02, 2011, 01:41:01 AM
Dimo wins.  :lulz:

Well, hells bells. I aint never wun nuthin on the internets befo'

I hope it's better than that time I was the 10,000th visitor to that website. My computer crashed before I could redeem my prize...
Like EoC, you will now be integrated into my pantheon of Internet gods.

Sacrifices are offered daily at 5:30 am real time (NOT that crazy Tuscon time that Dok made up, but REAL time).



Jeez, I guess today is full of firsts. I've never been in a pantheon before. I always felt that my presence alone would drop the property value.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 02, 2011, 03:37:36 AM
Tuesdays are pants optional cocktail nights and once a week we have a bridge match with the other pantheons in the league.

Heimdallr is particularly good at it.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Triple Zero on September 02, 2011, 11:35:54 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 02, 2011, 03:37:36 AM
Tuesdays are pants optional cocktail nights

BUT THE REST OF THE WEEK YOU KEEP YOUR PANTY-ON !!!!
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: LMNO on September 02, 2011, 02:21:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on September 02, 2011, 01:41:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 04:44:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
I submit to this list of punk: NOFX. Yea or nay, ye unwashed heathens?

I'll give it a qualified yes.
I would be interested to hear your qualifications.

Pretty much what Dimo said.  Punk in Drublic and Heavy Petting Zoo are solid albums, and you just can't go wrong with a song called "We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows".

But they should have packed it in a few years back.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Adios on September 02, 2011, 04:10:58 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 02, 2011, 11:35:54 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 02, 2011, 03:37:36 AM
Tuesdays are pants optional cocktail nights

BUT THE REST OF THE WEEK YOU KEEP YOUR PANTY-ON !!!!

3,000 Pair of Panties Found Along Ohio Highway
September 01, 2011|by Joe Daues KSPR News

Deputy Sheriff Gary Hummel says  what started as a bizarre scene in a Fairfield County, Ohio field grew and grew, into an even more unusual discovery.

"I came up and looked for myself and after I got here I couldn't believe what I was seeing," he said.

Someone dropped all these drawers in not one or two, but 4 spots along Crawfis road in the county.

Road crews and a neighbor discovered the first batch; 16 hundred pairs in all, some new, some used.

Deputy Hummel had the task of collecting the evidence.

It took about two hours.   

He filled 10 giant garbage bags just at that location alone.
http://articles.kspr.com/2011-09-01/bags_30103983

:lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 04:11:53 PM
QUICK!  SET UP AN EBAY ACCOUNT!
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 02, 2011, 06:33:56 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 02, 2011, 04:10:58 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 02, 2011, 11:35:54 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 02, 2011, 03:37:36 AM
Tuesdays are pants optional cocktail nights

BUT THE REST OF THE WEEK YOU KEEP YOUR PANTY-ON !!!!

3,000 Pair of Panties Found Along Ohio Highway
September 01, 2011|by Joe Daues KSPR News

Deputy Sheriff Gary Hummel says  what started as a bizarre scene in a Fairfield County, Ohio field grew and grew, into an even more unusual discovery.

"I came up and looked for myself and after I got here I couldn't believe what I was seeing," he said.

Someone dropped all these drawers in not one or two, but 4 spots along Crawfis road in the county.

Road crews and a neighbor discovered the first batch; 16 hundred pairs in all, some new, some used.

Deputy Hummel had the task of collecting the evidence.

It took about two hours.   

He filled 10 giant garbage bags just at that location alone.
http://articles.kspr.com/2011-09-01/bags_30103983

:lulz:

WHAT THE FUCK?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 02, 2011, 08:50:17 PM
"...some new, some used."

:lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Phox on September 02, 2011, 10:08:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 02, 2011, 02:21:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on September 02, 2011, 01:41:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 04:44:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:37:44 PM
I submit to this list of punk: NOFX. Yea or nay, ye unwashed heathens?

I'll give it a qualified yes.
I would be interested to hear your qualifications.

Pretty much what Dimo said.  Punk in Drublic and Heavy Petting Zoo are solid albums, and you just can't go wrong with a song called "We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows".

But they should have packed it in a few years back.
Agreed, agreed. Punk in Drublic was probably my favorite album of theirs. Heavy Petting Zoo and White Trash, Two Heebs, and a Bean are up there as well. I haven't even heard their last two albums (though naming an album Coaster[/i was hilarious).
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 02, 2011, 10:43:34 PM
Quote from: Net on September 02, 2011, 08:50:17 PM
"...some new, some used."

:lulz:

That was the best part!
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Adios on September 03, 2011, 04:45:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 10:43:34 PM
Quote from: Net on September 02, 2011, 08:50:17 PM
"...some new, some used."

:lulz:

That was the best part!

Trips lead in was perfectly timed!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Triple Zero on September 03, 2011, 08:01:24 PM
The curry thing was Cain's set-up, though.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Adios on September 03, 2011, 10:36:34 PM
Mad props to you both for the set-up!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on September 03, 2011, 10:43:04 PM
Something to be going on with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAcBdTlIR18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MebVgGVhrU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y-rlv32xhw&feature=related



Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on September 03, 2011, 11:15:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th4j_gLjUwg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOJvtulmEZI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFRtuVsK9O4&feature=related





Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: sotesla4 on September 08, 2011, 04:51:09 AM
Was it a fever-dreamed false memory or did I hear on the radio a few weeks ago that Rolling Stone's readership voted Green Day the greatest punk band of all time? Rolling Stone's irrelevance notwithstanding, jesus fucking christ.

Oh here we go:

10. Bad Brains
9. Social Distortion
8. The Misfits
7. Black Flag
6. Iggy and The Stooges
5. Dead Kennedys
4. The Sex Pistols
3. The Ramones
2. The Clash
1. Green Day

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffpppppphhhhhhhhhtttttttttthhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Salty on September 08, 2011, 04:54:45 AM
I was under the impression that even Green Day knew that Green Day isn't punk. They ought to write Rolling Stone a strongly worded letter.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Phox on September 08, 2011, 07:16:14 AM
Quote from: sotesla4 on September 08, 2011, 04:51:09 AM
Was it a fever-dreamed false memory or did I hear on the radio a few weeks ago that Rolling Stone's readership voted Green Day the greatest punk band of all time? Rolling Stone's irrelevance notwithstanding, jesus fucking christ.

Oh here we go:

10. Bad Brains
9. Social Distortion
8. The Misfits
7. Black Flag
6. Iggy and The Stooges
5. Dead Kennedys
4. The Sex Pistols
3. The Ramones
2. The Clash
1. Green Day

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffpppppphhhhhhhhhtttttttttthhhhhhhhhh
:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on September 08, 2011, 11:36:23 AM
The Sex Pistols were to Punk, what cheesecake is to a particle accelerator.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: AFK on September 08, 2011, 02:51:01 PM
With the caveat that I'm definitely more metal than punk, I would've had Iggy #1 followed by The Ramones and The Clash.  With the additional caveat that I've always found The Clash's music to be a bit boring compared to The Ramones. 
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: LMNO on September 08, 2011, 03:57:25 PM
Bad Brains is #10, and behind SOCIAL FUCKING DISTORTION AND THE GODDAMN MISFITS?

:crankey:

Iggy, Clash, BB, BF, DK, Ramones. In that order.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: AFK on September 08, 2011, 04:02:52 PM
I'm actually very surprised that The Offspring or Blink-182 didn't end up on that list.  Especially given that it was put together by RollingStone. 
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on September 08, 2011, 04:12:24 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 08, 2011, 04:02:52 PM
I'm actually very surprised that The Offspring or Blink-182 didn't end up on that list.  Especially given that it was put together by RollingStone. 
Yeah, or Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Toyah, or Adam & the Ants.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on November 30, 2011, 11:59:43 PM
One of the best things about growing up in NoCo. (http://youtu.be/Ely2cPMv3Ds)
Still one of the best things about living in Fort Collins (http://youtu.be/RqZkakp5vWo) (even better than the balloon boy).
Walks like a duck, talks like a duck, fuck you it's STILL PUNK! (http://youtu.be/MKHBxq4k4hs)
This was about a year after I saw THEM (http://youtu.be/6kHC-4xej0U)...fucking deal with it. May be McDonald's now, but once upon a time it was just some fucking schmo frying up a few burgers.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: primatewithagun on December 01, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
Hi i'm new here.

A punk top-list is pretty hypocritical. Especially when it comes from The Rolling Stones.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on December 02, 2011, 12:33:57 AM
Quote from: primatewithagun on December 01, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
Hi i'm new here.

A punk top-list is pretty hypocritical. Especially when it comes from The Rolling Stones.


Hypocritical to what? Rolling Stone Magazine has never, to my knowledge, taken a hard-line stance against dumb-ass top 10 lists.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: primatewithagun on December 04, 2011, 09:15:54 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 02, 2011, 12:33:57 AM
Quote from: primatewithagun on December 01, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
Hi i'm new here.

A punk top-list is pretty hypocritical. Especially when it comes from The Rolling Stones.


Hypocritical to what? Rolling Stone Magazine has never, to my knowledge, taken a hard-line stance against dumb-ass top 10 lists.


Hypocritical because punk is all but a popularity contest.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Phox on December 04, 2011, 10:03:15 PM
Quote from: primatewithagun on December 04, 2011, 09:15:54 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 02, 2011, 12:33:57 AM
Quote from: primatewithagun on December 01, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
Hi i'm new here.

A punk top-list is pretty hypocritical. Especially when it comes from The Rolling Stones.


Hypocritical to what? Rolling Stone Magazine has never, to my knowledge, taken a hard-line stance against dumb-ass top 10 lists.


Hypocritical because punk is all but a popularity contest.

Wait, what?  :lol:

Reading comprehension you has. A winner is you!
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on December 05, 2011, 12:38:45 AM
Punk can't be catalogued in "Top ten" lists. Or judged on musical merit. It's not a "Scene",or a "Sound". It's not a "Cultural Phenomena" or a "Movement". It's not marketable, saleable, or contrived. It's not a "Look", or a fucking fashion statement. It's not Political, nor is it defined by Class, wealth, or position. Punk is an Attitude.

< attitude:  "A position assumed for a specific purpose" >
< A mental position regarding a certain stimulus or state>
<Etym. From the Latin, "aptitudin" meaning "fit for it's particular function">

When Marv was electrocuted, and he looked up after the first attempt to fry him, spat, laughed, and said "Is that all you've got"? That was punk as fuck.
It doesn't matter that Marv is a fictional comic book character, it's about the attitude.

George Galloway had it when stood up and told the American Congress, on oath, to their faces, in Washington, that they were all full of shit
regarding Iraq.

Abe Meerul was punk as fuck when he penned "Strange Fruit", as was Billie Holliday when she fought so hard to find a Record Company with the Balls to let her record it.
Rosa Parks was punk as all buggary fuck when she refused to give up her seat on the Bus to Massa Whitey.

Quentin Crisp was punk as fuck when he decided at about 7 years old, that he loved pouffing about the house in his Mother's skirts and high heels, and that the World had just better get used to the fact he "wasn't like other boys".

George Michael was not punk as fuck when, after being caught trying to cottage a Policeman for a bit of hot cock action in a public toilet, to then finally "out" himself and say, "I'm Gay, so what?"  Thereby missing the whole point. No George! No-one gives a fuck that you're Gay. What the fuss is about, is that it's fucking sleazy, seedy, and not really acceptable for Multi-Millionaire Pop stars to Troll around Public Lavatories in order to indulge their secret penchant for a quick Dirty Sanchez with Village People Cop Guy. And then for not even thinking that it might perhaps be a real Cop? That's dumb as fuck, seedy as fuck, embarrassing as fuck. But certainly not punk as fuck.

And Jello Biafra. He is still punk as fuck, in all the ways that John Lydon never was, and never could be. Just compare the contrived, sneery whine of "Holiday in the Sun", to the raw, visceral power of "Holiday in Cambodia". One of those tracks is as Punk as it's fucking possible to get. The other defines the whole Genre of "Punk Rock", and it's about as "Punk" as the steam on my shit.   

Cassius Clay was punk as fuck when he refused to fight in Vietnam, and got stripped of his World title, and thrown in Jail. I can count the number of fucks he didn't give on the fingers of one arse cheek. He just said "Fuck y'all". Did his bird, then came back out, and got his fucking title back. That's punk as fuck.

Attitude and conviction. If you haven't got them both, you might be able to wing your way by in a tight spot with a bit of bluff. But attitude is worthless without conviction. And conviction is impotent without attitude. Ali, even in his Draft case, was never accused of Cowardice by the prosecution. Not even they had the brass neck to suggest that. He was a true giant of a Man. He never ran from a fight in his life. But hey, No Vietcong ever called him "Nigger". He had the attitude. And he had the conviction. Add his natural charisma, and you can't beat a man with a combination like that. And they never did. Punk as fuck.

Tyson had the attitude. But no conviction. And very little charisma. So he was always someone's Bitch. Someone was always Banking from him. Don King, his Women, whether Wives or Whores. His Lawyers, the Tabloids, they all had a good chew on him.

Anyway, I'm done. All I have to finish on is the statement that never, at any point in their career, or by any stretch of the most vivid imagination imaginable, did Green Day ever even get a sniff of what it it was to be "punk as fuck" . 

   
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2011, 05:55:59 PM
:potd:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 01:50:28 AM
bah. i thought this thread was about jailhouse dating and romance.

thread title is false advertising.
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on December 09, 2011, 04:18:24 AM
All fucking advertising is false. It's all Lies, propaganda, and bullshit. Don't even pretend to act surprised. It won't fucking wash. Sunshine!
The Emperor has a new Cake. He'll offer you a slice. You'll smile politely and take a big bite. What did you expect?! Of course it's made of shit and ashes, just like the last one, and the one before that! So don't try telling me it tastes like Blueberry fucking Ice Cream! Don't try and pretend you don't know shit when you smell it. There may well be sugar sprinkled on it, but it's still a fucking turd. What's that?  . . . . . . . I can't hear you cuz your mouth's full of shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waJLv46_N6c


Pictures of starving children sell records.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FuEWuK6QOo&feature=related

Charity kills malnutrition. Hunger puts the sparkle back in Television. Unilever washes whiter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUJNrDjf4p4&feature=related

"I am a Timebomb. A ticking ticking ticking timebomb"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foF5j4jMTI8&feature=related

Advertising not only sells you useless shit, it instils the meme/myth of brand loyalty. The idea that your slice of cake tastes infinitely more delicious than their slices of cake. Whispers in your ear, about how much you matter. How valued you are. And you nod, even as you fight back the gag reflex, and swallow the last mouthful of your Turd Cake, and think "Yes, you're right. I am valued. I'm a real big shot". . . . .

Three quarters of the World are starving. (As you brush the crumbs off your designer "Sportswear")
The rest, are dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAcBdTlIR18&list=PLA20E0EB8834E2451&index=4&feature=plpp_video


Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:21:47 AM
someone needs to up the dosage on their meds
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:28:56 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:21:47 AM
someone needs to up the dosage on their meds

Just where, exactly, do you think you are?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Freeky on December 09, 2011, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:28:56 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:21:47 AM
someone needs to up the dosage on their meds

Just where, exactly, do you think you are?   :lulz:

I hate to break my pledge, but was that seriously supposed to be an inflammatory statement? :lulz:
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2011, 05:27:35 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:28:56 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:21:47 AM
someone needs to up the dosage on their meds

Just where, exactly, do you think you are?   :lulz:

I hate to break my pledge, but was that seriously supposed to be an inflammatory statement? :lulz:

PILLS HERE!
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 05:33:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2011, 05:27:35 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:28:56 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:21:47 AM
someone needs to up the dosage on their meds

Just where, exactly, do you think you are?   :lulz:

I hate to break my pledge, but was that seriously supposed to be an inflammatory statement? :lulz:

PILLS HERE!

GRABBINPILLSGRABBINPILLS
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Freeky on December 09, 2011, 05:36:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 05:33:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2011, 05:27:35 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 09, 2011, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:28:56 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:21:47 AM
someone needs to up the dosage on their meds

Just where, exactly, do you think you are?   :lulz:

I hate to break my pledge, but was that seriously supposed to be an inflammatory statement? :lulz:

PILLS HERE!

GRABBINPILLSGRABBINPILLS

*chomf*
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on December 09, 2011, 06:48:55 AM
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/lol%20jesus%20etc/pills-pills-the-magical-fruit.gif)
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: LMNO on December 09, 2011, 03:31:00 PM
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Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on December 10, 2011, 12:40:47 AM
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/Ups%20and%20Downs%201/flashingexs.gif)Ai can haz Pyllz?
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Luna on December 10, 2011, 12:56:53 AM
Some days I feel like nothing BUT pillz...

(http://www.indepression.com/img/depression-pills.jpg)
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: infinityshock on December 10, 2011, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:28:56 AM

Just where, exactly, do you think you are?   :lulz:

i wont know until i take my meds
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: BadBeast on December 10, 2011, 05:05:10 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 10, 2011, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:28:56 AM

Just where, exactly, do you think you are?   :lulz:

i wont know until i take my meds
Yeah right, because Thorazine really sharpens you up, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: infinityshock on December 10, 2011, 03:15:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 10, 2011, 05:05:10 AM
Yeah right, because Thorazine really sharpens you up, doesn't it?
[/quote]

if it did i wouldnt be here
Title: Re: Punk as fuck!
Post by: Freeky on December 10, 2011, 04:20:53 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 10, 2011, 12:40:47 AM
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/Ups%20and%20Downs%201/flashingexs.gif)Ai can haz Pyllz?
Dude, share your pills with me?  I'll give you some of Roger's cactus when I find it.